Ebert's Most Hated

Even though i follow him strongly it's ironic that this list contains few of my favorite films. Should've been less critical on them.
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1.
Joe Dirt (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
After being abandoned by his parents at the Grand Canyon, Joe Dirt tells the story of his journey to find his parents. (91 mins.)
Director: Dennie Gordon
 
2.
North (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Sick of the neglect he receives from his mom and dad, a young boy leaves home and travels the world in search of new parents. (87 mins.)
Director: Rob Reiner
 
3.
One Woman or Two (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
An ad executive impersonates an archaeology professor to avoid a situation with an obsessed former lover... (97 mins.)
Director: Daniel Vigne
 
4.
Mad Dog Time (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
With his boss in the madhouse, a mobster is temporary boss of the criminal empire just as vicious rivals threaten the control of the empire. (93 mins.)
Director: Larry Bishop
 
5.
The Hot Chick (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
An attractive and popular teenager who is mean-spirited toward others finds herself in the body of an older man, and must find a way to get back to her original body. (104 mins.)
Director: Tom Brady
“ ?!! ” - chand-suhas
 
6.
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Deuce is tricked again into man-whoring by T.J., only in Amsterdam while other man-whores are being murdered in his midst. (83 mins.)
Director: Mike Bigelow
 
7.
B*A*P*S (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Two tacky homegirls move to L.A. to become dancers; instead they scam a dying millionaire but eventually become B*A*P*S (Black American Princesses). (91 mins.)
Director: Robert Townsend
 
8.
Baby Geniuses (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
Scientist hold talking, super-intelligent babies captive, but things take a turn for the worse when a mix-up occurs between a baby genius and its twin. (97 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
 
9.
Sorority Boys (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Three rowdy college students are kicked out of their dorm and dress up in drag to live in the DOG house, where the girls deemed unattractive live. (93 mins.)
 
10.
Spice World (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
World famous pop group The Spice Girls zip around London in their luxurious double decker tour bus having various adventures and performing for their fans. (93 mins.)
Director: Bob Spiers
 
11.
An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
When a rookie filmmaker with the unfortunate name Alan Smithee realizes he's an unwitting studio puppet, being forced to make a big-budget action film he knows is horrible, he steals the master reels and tries to make a deal. (86 mins.)
 
12.
The Waterboy (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A waterboy for a college football team discovers he has a unique tackling ability and becomes a member of the team. (90 mins.)
Director: Frank Coraci
“ ?! ” - chand-suhas
 
13.
Sour Grapes (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Two cousins and friends, Richie and Evan, go to Atlantic City to gamble. Richie loses all he has at... (91 mins.)
Director: Larry David
 
14.
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Cousins Bo, Luke, and Daisy Duke, and their uncle Jesse, egg on the authorities of Hazzard County, Boss Hogg and Sheriff Coltrane. (104 mins.)
 
15.
She's Out of Control (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
When an average-looking teenage girl gets a makeover, it's enough to turn make her father become overprotective of her. (90 mins.)
Director: Stan Dragoti
 
16.
A Lot Like Love (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
On a flight from Los Angeles to New York, Oliver and Emily make a connection, only to decide that they are poorly suited to be together... (107 mins.)
Director: Nigel Cole
 
17.
Tommy Boy (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
An incompetent, immature, and dimwitted heir to an auto parts factory must save the business to keep it out of the hands of his new, con-artist relatives and big business. (97 mins.)
Director: Peter Segal
“ ??? ” - chand-suhas
 
18.
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
An unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy. (87 mins.)
Director: Tom Green
 
19.
Catwoman (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (104 mins.)
Director: Pitof
 
20.
The Guardian (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Phil and Kate have a baby boy named Jake. They hire a baby-sitter, Camilla, to look after Jake and she becomes part of the family... (92 mins.)
 
21.
Ben (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A lonely boy befriends Ben, the leader of a violent pack of killer rats. (94 mins.)
Director: Phil Karlson
 
22.
Stargate (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
An interstellar teleportation device, found in Egypt, leads to a planet with humans resembling ancient Egyptians who worship the god Ra. (116 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
 
23.
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
When Cyrus Kriticos, a very rich collector of unique things dies, he leaves it all to his nephew and his family. All including his house, his fortune, and his malicious collection of ghosts! (91 mins.)
Director: Steve Beck
 
24.
Constantine (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Supernatural detective John Constantine helps a policewoman prove her sister's death was not a suicide, but something more. (121 mins.)
“ ??? ” - chand-suhas
 
25.
The Devil's Rain (1975)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
A bunch of Satanists in the American rural landscape have terrible powers which enable them to melt their victims... (86 mins.)
Director: Robert Fuest
 
26.
Critters 2 (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Eggs of the small, furry alien carnivores are left behind on Earth and, after hatching, set their appetites on the town of Grover's Bend. (86 mins.)
Director: Mick Garris
 
27.
Deep Rising (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A group of heavily armed hijackers board a luxury ocean liner in the South Pacific Ocean to loot it, only to do battle with a series of large-sized, tentacled, man-eating sea creatures who have taken over the ship first. (106 mins.)
Director: Stephen Sommers
 
28.
Deathmaster (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Quarry is a mysterious, articulate stranger who draws a cult like following of local hippies. Rather than showing them peace and love... (84 mins.)
Director: Ray Danton
 
29.
Cyborg (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A martial artist hunts a killer in a plague-infested urban dump of the future. (86 mins.)
Director: Albert Pyun
 
30.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Kids all over America want Silver Shamrock masks for Halloween. Doctor Daniel Challis seeks to uncover a plot by Silver Shamrock owner Conal Cochran. (98 mins.)
 
31.
Armageddon (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
After discovering that an asteroid the size of Texas is going to impact Earth in less than a month, N.A.S.A. recruits a misfit team of deep core drillers to save the planet. (151 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
 
32.
Resident Evil (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A special military unit fights a powerful, out-of-control supercomputer and hundreds of scientists who have mutated into flesh-eating creatures after a laboratory accident. (100 mins.)
“ ??? ” - chand-suhas
 
33.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Alice awakes in Raccoon City, only to find it has become infested with zombies and monsters. With the help of Jill Valentine and Carlos Olivera, Alice must find a way out of the city before it is destroyed by a nuclear missile. (94 mins.)
Director: Alexander Witt
 
34.
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Tasked with destroying each other, an FBI agent and a rogue DIA agent soon discover that there's a much bigger enemy at work. (91 mins.)
Director: Kaos
 
35.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
 
36.
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Kirsty is brought to an institution after the death of her family, where the occult-obsessive head resurrects Julia and unleashes the Cenobites once again. (97 mins.)
Director: Tony Randel
 
37.
The Village (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A series of events tests the beliefs of a small isolated countryside village. (108 mins.)
 
38.
The Scarlet Letter (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
An affair between a young woman and a pastor has disastrous consequences. (135 mins.)
Director: Roland Joffé
 
39.
The Skulls (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Luke McNamara, a college senior from a working class background joins a secret elitist college fraternity organization called "The Skulls"... (106 mins.)
Director: Rob Cohen
 
40.
Flashdance (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A Pittsburgh woman with two jobs as a welder and an exotic dancer wants to get into ballet school. (95 mins.)
Director: Adrian Lyne
 
41.
The Green Berets (1968)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Col. Mike Kirby picks two teams of crack Green Berets for a mission in South Vietnam. First off is to build and control a camp that is trying to be taken by the enemy the second mission is to kidnap a North Vietnamese General. (142 mins.)
 
42.
Taste of Cherry (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
An Iranian man drives his truck in search of someone who will quietly bury him under a cherry tree after he commits suicide. (95 mins.)
 
43.
Swing Kids (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
The story of a close-knit group of young kids in Nazi Germany who listen to banned swing music from the US... (112 mins.)
Director: Thomas Carter
 
44.
Staying Alive (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
It's five years later and Tony Manero's Saturday Night Fever is still burning. Now he's strutting toward his biggest challenge yet - succeeding as a dancer on the Broadway stage. (93 mins.)
 
45.
Easy Come, Easy Go (1967)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A frogman working for the U.S. Navy dives for buried treasure. (95 mins.)
Director: John Rich
 
46.
Betty Blue (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
Zorg is a handyman working at in France, maintaining and looking after the bungalows. He lives a quiet and peaceful life... (120 mins.)
 
47.
The First Time (1969)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Three teen guys decide to lose their virginity. Some really want to and some are peer pressured into it. (90 mins.)
Director: James Neilson
 
48.
Camille 2000 (1969)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Marguerite, a beautiful woman of affairs, falls for the young and promising Armand, but sacrifices her... (115 mins.)
Director: Radley Metzger
 
49.
The Blue Lagoon (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
In the Victorian period, two children are shipwrecked on a tropical island in the South Pacific. With no adults to guide them, the two make a simple life together, unaware that sexual maturity will eventually intervene. (104 mins.)
Director: Randal Kleiser
 
50.
Friends (1971)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
A rich English boy meets an orphaned French girl and as they become friends, create a world that is far away from the adult world we live in. (101 mins.)
Director: Lewis Gilbert
 
51.
The Usual Suspects (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
A sole survivor tells of the twisty events leading up to a horrific gun battle on a boat, which begin when five criminals meet at a seemingly random police lineup. (106 mins.)
Director: Bryan Singer
“ ??? ” - chand-suhas
 
52.
Beyond and Back (1978 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
A documentary that explores the subject of near death experiences. (93 mins.)
Director: James L. Conway
 
53.
Christopher Columbus: The Discovery (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Genoese navigator overcomes intrigue in the court of King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella of Spain and gains financing for his expedition to the East Indies. (120 mins.)
Director: John Glen
 
54.
Body of Evidence (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A woman is accused of killing a man to inherit his millions by having sex with him. (99 mins.)
Director: Uli Edel
 
55.
Caligula (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Details the graphic and shocking, yet undeniably tragic story of Rome's most infamous Caesar, Gaius Germanicus Caligula. (156 mins.)
Director: Tinto Brass
 
56.
Last Rites (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Angela, the beautiful Mexican mistress of a NY mobster, asks virginal Father Michael for protection after Zena, the mobster's wife, kills her cheating husband. Michael becomes torn between his vows, Angela and his sister - Zena. (103 mins.)