SOME OF THE WORST/FUNNIEST TITLES OF FILM AND TV HISTORY

By funny, i mean in that kind of "so-stupid-that-it's-funny-way"
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1.
Gayniggers from Outer Space (1992 Short Film)
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Extraterrestrial beings travel the galaxy to free men "oppressed" by females to make way for an entirely-homosexual society. (26 mins.)
Director: Morten Lindberg
 
3.
A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990)
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In a post-Armageddon world, a young woman finds herself in a fight for survival against mutant cavemen, dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals. (82 mins.)
Director: Brett Piper
 
4.
Avenging Disco Vampires (2001 Video)
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Jacob and Frank Caesar, two murderous fugitives, have chosen the secluded woods surrounding Rabbit Hash...
 
5.
Disco Godfather (1979)
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A retired cop becomes a DJ/celebrity at the Blueberry Hill disco-- he's the "Disco Godfather!" All is... (93 mins.)
 
6.
Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell (1990)
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Sheila Caan is menaced by Satan worshipers on her journey from Brooklyn to Las Vegas. In an effort to find out what happened to her twin sister... (90 mins.)
Director: Jeff Hathcock
 
7.
The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini (1966)
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A corpse has 24 hours to mastermind a good deed without leaving his crypt, to go "up there" and have his youth restored. (82 mins.)
Director: Don Weis
 
8.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
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The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents. (81 mins.)
 
9.
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
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A bed possessed by a demon spirit consumes its users alive. (77 mins.)
Director: George Barry
 
10.
Zombie Strippers (2008)
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A zombie epidemic spreads throughout a strip club in Nebraska. (94 mins.)
Director: Jay Lee
 
11.
Svengoolie (1995 TV Series)
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Hosted.show of horror movies, named for its host, who appeared with extreme makeup that includes scary black eyes and white mask. (120 mins.)
 
12.
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991)
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Five kids are left home when their mother leaves town on a three-month vacation to Australia, only to have their geriatric babysitter die of a heart attack, leading to the eldest teen, Sue Ellen, to scam her way into taking a job at a hip Los Angeles fashion company to feed and support her needy siblings. (102 mins.)
Director: Stephen Herek
 
13.
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
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When Cyrus Kriticos, a very rich collector of unique things dies, he leaves it all to his nephew and his family. All including his house, his fortune, and his malicious collection of ghosts! (91 mins.)
Director: Steve Beck
 
14.
To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
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Three drag queens travel cross-country until their car breaks down, leaving them stranded in a small town. (109 mins.)
Director: Beeban Kidron
 
15.
Attack of the Killer Refridgerator (1990 Video)
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A group of teenagers get drunk and abuse a hapless refrigerator. The machine then goes on a killing rampage, eating the ones who beat him up. (15 mins.)
Director: Michael Savino
 
16.
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
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A group of scientists band together to save the world from mutated killer tomatoes. (83 mins.)
Director: John De Bello
 
17.
Attack of the Cockface Killer (2002)
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In the deep south of Louisiana, there exists a world of never-ending sex, drugs, and violence. Where... (83 mins.)
Director: Jason Matherne
 
19.
Attack of the Killer Turds (2010 Short Film)
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Sure, a quick stop at the local fast food restaurant may seem harmless enough, but a mysterious contamination of the burger meat makes digesting that meaty goodness into a messy nightmare. (15 mins.)
Director: Wayne Henrique
 
20.
Attack of the Killer Duct Tape (2007 Short Film)
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(8 mins.)
Director: Dean Storm
 
21.
Attack of the Killer Lawnchairs (2010 Short Film)
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This short film takes a look at lounging from the lawn chair's perspective. An unassuming couple's plans include a relaxing day at the beach... (5 mins.)
Director: Gary Word
 
22.
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter (1966)
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Legendary outlaw of the Old West Jesse James, on the run from Marshal MacPhee, hides out in the castle of Baron Frankenstein's granddaughter Maria... (88 mins.)
 
23.
Curse of the Queerwolf (1988)
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After being bitten by what he thinks is a transvestite, Larry starts having nightmares about hillbillies... (90 mins.)
Director: Mark Pirro
 
24.
Rat Pfink a Boo Boo (1966)
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It starts off seriously enough, with three thugs robbing an innocent young woman at night in the city... (72 mins.)
 
25.
A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)
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John McClane travels to Russia to help out his seemingly wayward son, Jack, only to discover that Jack is a CIA operative working undercover, causing the father and son to team up against underworld forces. (98 mins.)
Director: John Moore
“ Come on, Die Hard 5 is more than good enough... ” - Stautis
 
26.
I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle (1990)
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When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored... (101 mins.)
Director: Dirk Campbell
 
27.
Quackser Fortune Has a Cousin in the Bronx (1970)
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In Dublin, a working class family has been unsuccessful in convincing their son to get a real job: the... (90 mins.)
Director: Waris Hussein
 
28.
Five Million Years to Earth (1967)
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A mysterious artifact is unearthed in London, and famous scientist Bernard Quatermass is called into to divine its origins and explain its strange effects on people. (97 mins.)
Director: Roy Ward Baker
 
29.
The Nutzoids at Cannibal Cove (1989 Video)
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An uptight and strange family goes looking for their missing son. On the road they bump into a prostitute and an elderly clairvoyant. (40 mins.)
Director: Louis Ferriol
 
30.
Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? (1969)
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Heironymus Merkin screens an autobiographical movie of his life, growth and moral decay. (107 mins.)
Director: Anthony Newley
 
31.
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
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The murderous fisherman with a hook is back to once again stalk the two surviving teens, Julie and Ray, who left him for dead, as well as cause even more murder and mayhem, this time at a posh island resort. (100 mins.)
Director: Danny Cannon
 
32.
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964)
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Jerry falls in love with a stripper he meets at a carnival. Little does he know that she is the sister of a gypsy fortune teller whose predictions he had scoffed at earlier. The gypsy turns him into a zombie and he goes on a killing spree. (82 mins.)
 
33.
The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak (1984)
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Gwendoline arrives in China in a box, and is helped out of her immediate predicament by a female contact and a devil-may-care adventurer... (105 mins.)
Director: Just Jaeckin
“ a.k.a The Perils Of Gwendoline In The Land Of The Yik-Yak ” - Stautis
 
34.
Teenage Catgirls in Heat (1994 TV Movie)
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An Egyptian cat goddess in the form of a statuette commands all local felines to surrender one of their... (84 mins.)
Director: Scott Perry
 
35.
Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
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A case of mistaken identity lands Slevin into the middle of a war being plotted by two of the city's most rival crime bosses: The Rabbi and The Boss. Slevin is under constant surveillance by relentless Detective Brikowski as well as the infamous assassin Goodkat and finds himself having to hatch his own ingenious plot to get them before they get him. (110 mins.)
Director: Paul McGuigan
 
36.
Quantum of Solace (2008)
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James Bond descends into mystery as he tries to stop a mysterious organization from eliminating a country's most valuable resource. All the while, he still tries to seek revenge over the death of his love. (106 mins.)
Director: Marc Forster
 
37.
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
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An unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy. (87 mins.)
Director: Tom Green
 
38.
Phffft (1954)
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After eight years of marriage, Robert and Nina divorce. He takes up with his womanising Navy buddy Charlie... (88 mins.)
Director: Mark Robson
 
39.
Don't Worry, We'll Think of a Title (1966)
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A man is mistaken by foreign agents for a defecting cosmonaut and must prove his identity while evading capture. (83 mins.)
Director: Harmon Jones
 
40.
Eegah (1962)
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Teenagers stumble across a prehistoric caveman, who goes on a rampage. (90 mins.)
 
41.
Sssssss (1973)
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A college student becomes lab assistant to a scientist who is working on a serum that can transform humans into snakes. (99 mins.)
 
42.
Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song (1971)
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After saving a Black Panther from some racist cops, a black male prostitute goes on the run from "the man" with the help of the ghetto community and some disillusioned Hells Angels. (97 mins.)
 
43.
Baadasssss! (2003)
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Mario Van Peebles's half documentary/half homage to his father Melvin's 1971 film, Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song. (109 mins.)
 
44.
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
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"Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking your Juice in the Hood" is a parody of several U.S... (89 mins.)
Director: Paris Barclay
 
45.
The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh (1979)
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The Pittsburgh basketball team is hopeless. Maybe with the aid of an astrologer, and some new astrologically compatible players, they can become winners. (102 mins.)
Director: Gilbert Moses
 
46.
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain (1995)
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When an English cartographer must tell a Welsh village that their mountain is only a hill, the offended community sets out to change that. (99 mins.)
 
47.
Fire Down Below (1997)
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Environmental protection agent Jack Taggart is fighting big business types led by Orin Hanner who are... (105 mins.)
 
48.
Over-sexed Rugsuckers from Mars (1989)
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Aliens return to earth after 10 million years to see what has become of the human experiment they have... (87 mins.)
 
49.
Soggy Penis Syndrome (2004 Short Film)
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(6 mins.)
Director: Rosy Boyer
 
50.
Ganjasaurus Rex (1987 Video)
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A giant tyrannosaur terrorizes a band of California marijuana growers. (88 mins.)
Director: Ursi Reynolds
 
51.
Radioactive Cannibal Vikings from Hell (2007 Video)
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Four criminals journey into the dark heart of Sweden. They encounter a strange clan of aboriginal Swedish vikings that are out for human blood. (30 mins.)
Director: Nils Härgestam
 
52.
Anus Magillicutty (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
When Anus Magillicutty's woman stops a would-be assassin, Anus is forced to interrupt his life of guzzling beer and women to dispose of the corpse... (70 mins.)
Director: Morey Fineburgh
 
53.
Hillbillys in a Haunted House (1967)
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Country singers on their way to Nashville have car trouble, forcing them to stop at an old haunted mansion... (86 mins.)
Director: Jean Yarbrough
 
54.
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Terror (1991)
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The makers of this parody of "Night of the Living Dead" took George Romero's classic and wiped the soundtrack clean, then redubbed it with comedic dialogue. (96 mins.)
Director: Lowell Mason
“ Yes, I get it, irony, nevertheless... ” - Stautis
 
55.
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead, Part 3 (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
The film makers take the movie The Brain Wouldn't Die (1962) and wiped the audio clean and dubbed it over with a new, comedic soundtrack. (80 mins.)
Director: James Riffel
“ Again, i get it ” - Stautis
 
56.
Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (1972)
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Six friends dig up a corpse to use in a Satanic ritual to make the dead rise from their graves. (87 mins.)
Director: Benjamin Clark
 
57.
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Zombified chickens attempt to kill the fast-food workers that cook them in a restaurant built on an ancient burial ground. (103 mins.)
Director: Lloyd Kaufman
 
58.
It's My Party and I'll Die If I Want To (2007)
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Join Sara and her friends as they celebrate her birthday in the reputedly haunted Burkitt Manor. The evil within the house has awoken and has brought along some uninvited guests. (80 mins.)
Director: Tony Wash
 
59.
Please Don't Eat My Mother! (1973)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
A middle-aged man buys a plant with a sexy voice that develops a craving for insects, frogs, dogs, and humans. (98 mins.)
Director: Carl Monson
 
60.
Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1992)
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After escaping from jail, Professor Gangreen plots to take over France and eventually the world, by having his hapless assistant impersonate Louis XVII. (94 mins.)
Director: John De Bello
 
61.
Blackenstein (1973)
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Eddie is a Vietnam veteran who loses his arms and legs when he steps on a land mine, but a brilliant surgeon is able to attach new limbs... (87 mins.)
 
62.
Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)
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Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. (91 mins.)
Director: Joseph Guzman
 
63.
The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror (2007)
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Helen and Luella are just another typical God-fearing mother and daughter who happen to bake Mincemeat... (110 mins.)
Director: Jaymes Thompson
 
64.
Oy Vey! My Son Is Gay!! (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A romantic comedy featuring a Jewish family who struggles coming to terms with their son's non-Jewish and gay boyfriend... (90 mins.)
 
65.
The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003 Video)
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A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers. (90 mins.)
Director: Terry M. West
 
66.
RRRrrrr!!! (2004)
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In 35,000 BC, the tribe of the Dirty Hairs is in war against the tribe of the Clean Hairs for eight hundred years... (94 mins.)
Director: Alain Chabat
 
67.
The Legend of Nigger Charley (1972)
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A slave kills a white man in self-defense and heads West towards freedom, pursued by a professional slave hunter. (98 mins.)
Director: Martin Goldman
 
68.
Tossing a Nigger in a Blanket (1898 Documentary)
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"Company F, 1st Ohio Volunteers, initiating a new man. Nineteen times he bounces in the blanket, and each toss is funnier than the last one." (1 mins.)
 
69.
Nick of Time (1995)
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An unimpressive, every-day man is forced into a situation where he is told to kill a politician to save his kidnapped daughter. (90 mins.)
Director: John Badham
 
70.
The Conjuring (2013)
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Paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren work to help a family terrorized by a dark presence in their farmhouse. (112 mins.)
Director: James Wan