Movies I Wish I could Unsee

by gustafsoncarl | created - 26 Jun 2012 | updated - 21 Jul 2012 | Public

These are movies that I felt were a waste of time and energy.

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1. Sammy's avonturen: De geheime doorgang (2010)

PG | 88 min | Animation, Adventure, Family

6.1
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A sea turtle, who was hatched in 1959, spends the next fifty years travelling the world, while it is being changed by global warming.

Directors: Ben Stassen, Mimi Maynard | Stars: Anthony Anderson, Ed Begley Jr., Pat Carroll, Stacy Keach

Votes: 5,889

I need to do a review of this film on my site (http://carlthecritic1291.hubpages.com/) because this film is... this film is... Oh boy this film is... special? I saw this and after it was done I was speechless. I'm working on the official review right now.

2. The Last Airbender (2010)

PG | 103 min | Action, Adventure, Family

4.2
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20 Metascore

Follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must master all four elements and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water Tribes and the Earth Kingdom.

Director: M. Night Shyamalan | Stars: Noah Ringer, Nicola Peltz, Jackson Rathbone, Dev Patel

Votes: 129,480 | Gross: $131.56M

3. The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)

PG-13 | 91 min | Comedy, Romance

1.9
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7 Metascore

A woman agrees to go on a date with a man only if he finds a suitor for her unattractive best friend.

Director: Tom Putnam | Stars: Paris Hilton, Joel David Moore, Christine Lakin, Johann Urb

Votes: 34,434 | Gross: $0.03M

4. Meet the Spartans (2008)

PG-13 | 86 min | Comedy

2.7
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9 Metascore

The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of ... See full summary »

Directors: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer | Stars: Sean Maguire, Kevin Sorbo, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian

Votes: 93,959 | Gross: $38.23M

5. Alone in the Dark (2005)

R | 96 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

2.3
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9 Metascore

A detective of the paranormal slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly results.

Director: Uwe Boll | Stars: Christian Slater, Tara Reid, Stephen Dorff, Frank C. Turner

Votes: 39,245 | Gross: $5.18M

6. Daniel the Wizard (2004)

Not Rated | 81 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy

1.9
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Evil assassins want to kill Daniel Kublbock, the third runner up for the German Idols.

Director: Ulli Lommel | Stars: Daniel Küblböck, Ulli Lommel, Rudolf Waldemar Brem, Katja Rupé

Votes: 13,485

7. From Justin to Kelly (2003)

PG | 81 min | Comedy, Musical, Romance

2.1
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14 Metascore

A waitress from Texas and a college student from Pennsylvania meet during spring break in Fort Lauderdale, Florida and come together through their shared love of singing.

Director: Robert Iscove | Stars: Kelly Clarkson, Justin Guarini, Katherine Bailess, Anika Noni Rose

Votes: 24,068 | Gross: $4.92M

8. Gigli (2003)

R | 121 min | Comedy, Crime, Romance

2.4
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18 Metascore

The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hitman with a heart of gold, and a mentally challenged man came to be best friends through a hostage.

Director: Martin Brest | Stars: Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, Justin Bartha, Terry Camilleri

Votes: 43,262 | Gross: $6.07M

9. Glitter (2001)

PG-13 | 104 min | Drama, Music, Romance

2.2
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14 Metascore

A young singer dates a disc jockey who helps her get into the music business, but their relationship become complicated as she ascends to super stardom.

Director: Vondie Curtis-Hall | Stars: Mariah Carey, Eric Benét, Max Beesley, Da Brat

Votes: 20,191 | Gross: $4.27M

10. Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

R | 87 min | Comedy

4.5
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13 Metascore

An unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy.

Director: Tom Green | Stars: Tom Green, Rip Torn, Marisa Coughlan, Eddie Kaye Thomas

Votes: 41,724 | Gross: $14.25M

11. Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)

R | 90 min | Adventure, Fantasy, Horror

4.0
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15 Metascore

A group of tourists arrive in Burkittsville, Maryland after seeing The Blair Witch Project (1999) to explore the mythology and phenomenon, only to come face to face with their own neuroses and possibly the witch herself.

Director: Joe Berlinger | Stars: Jeffrey Donovan, Stephen Barker Turner, Erica Leerhsen, Kurt Loder

Votes: 32,072 | Gross: $26.44M

12. Baby Geniuses (1999)

PG | 97 min | Comedy, Crime, Family

2.6
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6 Metascore

Scientist hold talking, super-intelligent babies captive, but things take a turn for the worse when a mix-up occurs between a baby genius and its twin.

Director: Bob Clark | Stars: Kathleen Turner, Christopher Lloyd, Kim Cattrall, Peter MacNicol

Votes: 21,643 | Gross: $27.14M

13. La leggenda del Titanic (1999)

G | 84 min | Animation, Family, Fantasy

1.8
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A grandfather mouse tells his grandchildren the "real" story of the Titanic disaster, including himself, evil sharks, a giant octopus, and an evil whaling scheme.

Directors: Orlando Corradi, Kim J. Ok | Stars: Gregory Snegoff, Francis Pardeilhan, Jane Alexander, Anna Mazzotti

Votes: 3,054

14. The Avengers (1998)

PG-13 | 89 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

3.7
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12 Metascore

Two British agents team up to stop Sir August de Wynter from destroying the world with a weather-changing machine.

Director: Jeremiah S. Chechik | Stars: Ralph Fiennes, Uma Thurman, Sean Connery, Patrick Macnee

Votes: 37,164 | Gross: $23.32M

I just want to clarify because I had this problem in the past, this is not the 2012 Marvel film. This is the American film based on a British show that is very bland. I know that there is a year right next to the title, but there are people in the world who have an IQ of 0.6 just read "The Avengers", skip the year, and immediately get all up in arms defensive "HOW DARE YOU HATE ON THE AVENGERS THAT WAS AN AWESOME MOVIE IT IS THE MOST ANTICIPATED FILM OF THE SUMMER!!!"

15. Batman & Robin (1997)

PG-13 | 125 min | Action, Sci-Fi

3.7
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28 Metascore

Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City.

Director: Joel Schumacher | Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Clooney, Chris O'Donnell, Uma Thurman

Votes: 206,041 | Gross: $107.33M

16. Bio-Dome (1996)

PG-13 | 88 min | Comedy

4.4
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1 Metascore

Moronic best friends get themselves locked inside the Bio-Dome, a science experiment, along with a group of environmental scientists for one year.

Director: Jason Bloom | Stars: Pauly Shore, Stephen Baldwin, William Atherton, Denise Dowse

Votes: 23,097 | Gross: $26.76M

17. Milk Money (1994)

PG-13 | 110 min | Comedy, Romance

5.5
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A group of young boys befriend a prostitute named, V.

Director: Richard Benjamin | Stars: Melanie Griffith, Ed Harris, Michael Patrick Carter, Malcolm McDowell

Votes: 9,998 | Gross: $18.14M

18. North (1994)

PG | 87 min | Adventure, Comedy, Drama

4.4
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Sick of the neglect he receives from his mom and dad, a young boy leaves home and travels the world in search of new parents.

Director: Rob Reiner | Stars: Elijah Wood, Bruce Willis, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Votes: 12,001 | Gross: $7.14M

19. Super Mario Bros. (1993)

PG | 104 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family

4.0
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Two Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking over the world.

Directors: Annabel Jankel, Rocky Morton | Stars: Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper, Samantha Mathis

Votes: 41,396 | Gross: $20.92M

20. The Wizard (1989)

PG | 100 min | Adventure, Comedy, Drama

6.0
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A boy and his brother run away from home and hitch cross country with the help of a girl they meet to compete in the ultimate video game championship.

Director: Todd Holland | Stars: Fred Savage, Luke Edwards, Jenny Lewis, Vince Trankina

Votes: 11,521 | Gross: $14.28M

21. Hobgoblins (1988)

R | 88 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

2.3
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A young security guard must track down diminutive aliens who kill people even as they make their fantasies come true.

Director: Rick Sloane | Stars: Tom Bartlett, Paige Sullivan, Steven Boggs, Kelley Palmer

Votes: 9,038

22. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)

PG | 100 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family

2.7
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Dodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies.

Director: Rod Amateau | Stars: Anthony Newley, Mackenzie Astin, Phil Fondacaro, Katie Barberi

Votes: 6,482 | Gross: $1.58M

23. Howard the Duck (1986)

PG | 110 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

4.6
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28 Metascore

A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop a hellish alien invasion with the help of a nerdy scientist and a cute struggling female rock singer who fancies him.

Director: Willard Huyck | Stars: Lea Thompson, Jeffrey Jones, Tim Robbins, Ed Gale

Votes: 36,965 | Gross: $16.30M

24. Nukie (1987)

PG | 95 min | Family, Sci-Fi

1.5
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An alien called Nukie searches for his brother Miko, who has been captured by the U.S. government.

Directors: Sias Odendaal, Michael Pakleppa | Stars: Glynis Johns, Steve Railsback, Ronald France, Siphiwe Mlangeni

Votes: 990