Mediocrity, and sometimes just plain garbage

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1.
Sucker Punch (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A young girl is institutionalized by her abusive stepfather, retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy, envisioning a plan to help her escape. (110 mins.)
Director: Zack Snyder
“ Quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen! No story, no characterization; just a bloated series of music videos. ” - BloodWillow
 
2.
The Pink Panther (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Bumbling Inspector Clouseau must solve the murder of a famous soccer coach and find out who stole the infamous Pink Panther diamond. (93 mins.)
Director: Shawn Levy
“ One of the worst uses of time spent ever. ” - BloodWillow
 
3.
Ghost Rider (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Stunt motorcyclist Johnny Blaze gives up his soul to become a hellblazing vigilante, to fight against power hungry Blackheart, the son of the devil himself. (114 mins.)
“ Why was this made? ” - BloodWillow
 
4.
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Upon learning that his father has been kidnapped, Austin Powers must travel to 1975 and defeat the aptly named villain Goldmember - who is working with Dr. Evil. (94 mins.)
Director: Jay Roach
“ Should've left it at two, at least they had something going for them. ” - BloodWillow
 
5.
Good Luck Chuck (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
In order to keep the woman of his dreams from falling for another guy, Charlie Logan has to break the curse that has made him wildly popular with single women: Sleep with Charlie once, and the next man you meet will be your true love. (96 mins.)
Director: Mark Helfrich
“ Why???? ” - BloodWillow
 
6.
Avatar (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
A paraplegic marine dispatched to the moon Pandora on a unique mission becomes torn between following his orders and protecting the world he feels is his home. (162 mins.)
Director: James Cameron
“ Finally saw this and what was everyone smoking?! I had so many people recommend this to me, and I used to trust their taste.. If it had been a mini-series or something on TV (perhaps like Dinotopia) I may not view it so harshly, but how did this get so much acclaim? ” - BloodWillow
 
7.
Ultraviolet (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
A beautiful hemophage infected with a virus that gives her superhuman powers has to protect a boy in a futuristic world, who is thought to be carrying antigens that would destroy all hemophages. (88 mins.)
Director: Kurt Wimmer
“ I just remember this movie flashing before my eyes and nothing happened. ” - BloodWillow
 
8.
Daredevil (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A man blinded by toxic waste which also enhanced his remaining senses fights crime as an acrobatic martial arts superhero. (103 mins.)
“ I just remember it being really lame. ” - BloodWillow
 
9.
Wing Commander (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Blair, a fighter pilot, joins an interstellar war to fight the evil Kilrathi who are trying to destroy the universe. (100 mins.)
Director: Chris Roberts
“ Whaaaat? ” - BloodWillow
 
10.
Enchanted (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A young maiden in a land called Andalasia, who is prepared to be wed, is sent away to New York City by an evil queen, where she falls in love with a lawyer. (107 mins.)
Director: Kevin Lima
“ What a mockery this is, and so sexist too! ” - BloodWillow
 
11.
The Marine (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
A group of diamond thieves on the run kidnap the wife of a recently discharged marine who goes on a chase through the South Carolinian wilderness to retrieve her. (92 mins.)
Director: John Bonito
“ 1. 2. Explosion!
3. 4. Explosion.
5. Explosion, Explosion!

Sometimes I think my dad shouldn't be allowed to choose the movies.. ” - BloodWillow
 
12.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Ron Burgundy is San Diego's top-rated newsman in the male-dominated broadcasting of the 1970s, but that's all about to change for Ron and his cronies when an ambitious woman is hired as a new anchor. (94 mins.)
Director: Adam McKay
“ Nothing redeemable here. ” - BloodWillow
 
13.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A young boy wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world's most unusual candy maker. (115 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
“ I'm sticking with Gene Wilder, thank you very much. I couldn't even watch more than 5 mins of this. ” - BloodWillow
 
14.
xXx: State of the Union (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Darius Stone, a new agent in the xXx program, is sent to Washington, D.C. to stop a coup attempt against the President of the United States. (101 mins.)
Director: Lee Tamahori
“ I don't know how a sequel was warranted, but here it is and it was even more terrible. ” - BloodWillow
 
15.
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
The Angels investigate a series of murders which occur after the theft of a witness protection profile database. (106 mins.)
Director: McG
“ The first was bad too, but this just takes the cake. ” - BloodWillow
 
16.
BloodRayne (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. (95 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ How this garnered name-actors I will never know. ” - BloodWillow
 
17.
Van Helsing (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
The notorious monster hunter is sent to Transylvania to stop Count Dracula who is using Dr. Frankenstein's research and a werewolf for some sinister purpose. (131 mins.)
Director: Stephen Sommers
“ I wanted to like it, but there was no chance I could. ” - BloodWillow
 
18.
Bewitched (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Thinking he can overshadow an unknown actress in the part, an egocentric actor unknowingly gets a witch cast in an upcoming television remake of the classic sitcom Bewitched. (102 mins.)
Director: Nora Ephron
“ They just went about this totally wrong. ” - BloodWillow
 
19.
Max Payne (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Coming together to solve a series of murders in New York City are a police detective whose family was slain as part of a conspiracy and an assassin out to avenge her sister's death. The duo will be hunted by the police, the mob, and a ruthless corporation. (100 mins.)
Director: John Moore
“ I just remember it feeling 'off' and that never progressed. ” - BloodWillow
 
20.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war. (150 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ I don't recall the first being so lame this should've been released straight to TV. ” - BloodWillow
 
21.
Scooby-Doo (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
After an acrimonious break up, the Mystery Inc. gang are individually brought to an island resort to investigate strange goings on. (86 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
“ I just remember having to watch this in Japanese class.. Why? I have no idea. ” - BloodWillow
 
22.
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
When a cure is found to treat mutations, lines are drawn amongst the X-Men, led by Professor Charles Xavier, and the Brotherhood, a band of powerful mutants organized under Xavier's former ally, Magneto. (104 mins.)
Director: Brett Ratner
“ This shouldn't have been made. ” - BloodWillow
 
23.
Shrek the Third (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
When his new father-in-law, King Harold falls ill, Shrek is looked at as the heir to the land of Far, Far Away. Not one to give up his beloved swamp, Shrek recruits his friends Donkey and Puss in Boots to install the rebellious Artie as the new king. Princess Fiona, however, rallies a band of royal girlfriends to fend off a coup d'etat by the jilted Prince Charming. (93 mins.)
“ What happened? ” - BloodWillow
 
24.
All About Steve (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Convinced that a CCN cameraman is her true love, an eccentric crossword puzzler trails him as he travels all over the country, hoping to convince him that they belong together. (99 mins.)
Director: Phil Traill
“ Yikes. ” - BloodWillow
 
25.
A Sound of Thunder (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
When a scientist sent back to the prehistoric era strays off the path he causes a chain of events that alters history in disastrous ways. (101 mins.)
Director: Peter Hyams
“ Great source material, not sure what happened. ” - BloodWillow
 
26.
The Wicker Man (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community. (102 mins.)
Director: Neil Labute
“ Not sure how I ended up in the theatre for this one.. ” - BloodWillow
 
27.
Æon Flux (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Aeon Flux is a mysterious assassin working for the Monicans, a group of rebels trying to overthrow the government. When she is sent on a mission to kill the Chairman, a whole new mystery is found. (93 mins.)
Director: Karyn Kusama
“ I just remember a lot of running.. ” - BloodWillow
 
28.
The World's End (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
Five friends who reunite in an attempt to top their epic pub crawl from twenty years earlier unwittingly become humanity's only hope for survival. (109 mins.)
Director: Edgar Wright
 
29.
Gamer (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
In a future mind-controlling game, death row convicts are forced to battle in a 'Doom'-type environment. Convict Kable, controlled by Simon, a skilled teenage gamer, must survive thirty sessions in order to be set free. Or won't he? (95 mins.)
Director: Neveldine, Taylor
“ Could've been good: had a promising premise and talent-base, but what a joke! ” - BloodWillow
 
30.
I Am Legend (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Years after a plague kills most of humanity and transforms the rest into monsters, the sole survivor in New York City struggles valiantly to find a cure. (101 mins.)
“ I've heard the original was good, I'll have to check that out instead. This film wasn't as bad as others on this list, but it just tried so hard to be good and it just wasn't. I hate when any [movie] tells me how superior it is. ” - BloodWillow
 
31.
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
The Fantastic Four learn that they aren't the only super-powered beings in the universe when they square off against the powerful Silver Surfer and the planet-eating Galactus. (92 mins.)
Director: Tim Story
“ The first wasn't good by any means but at least it had the childish dream for potential. ” - BloodWillow
 
32.
Underworld Awakening (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
When human forces discover the existence of the Vampire and Lycan clans, a war to eradicate both species commences. The vampire warrior Selene leads the battle against humankind. (88 mins.)
Director: Mårlind, Stein
“ This wasn't even a complete movie, where's the rest? ” - BloodWillow
 
33.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A remake of the 1951 classic science fiction film about an alien visitor and his giant robot counterpart who visit Earth. (104 mins.)
“ So incredibly dull. ” - BloodWillow
 
34.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
Scott Pilgrim must defeat his new girlfriend's seven evil exes in order to win her heart. (112 mins.)
Director: Edgar Wright
“ Felt like it was fastforwarding for the entire duration of the film. ” - BloodWillow
 
35.
The Golden Compass (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
In a parallel universe, young Lyra Belacqua journeys to the far North to save her best friend and other kidnapped children from terrible experiments by a mysterious organization. (113 mins.)
Director: Chris Weitz
“ I really don't know how this failed so spectacularly, but it did. The visuals and casting was good (except Kidman and Craig), and the source material should've worked well. ” - BloodWillow
 
36.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Alice awakes in Raccoon City, only to find it has become infested with zombies and monsters. With the help of Jill Valentine and Carlos Olivera, Alice must find a way out of the city before it is destroyed by a nuclear missile. (94 mins.)
Director: Alexander Witt
“ The first wasn't anything remarkable, but being the first it at least banked on potential. ” - BloodWillow
 
37.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
A substance designed to help the brain repair itself gives rise to a super-intelligent chimpanzee who leads an ape uprising. (105 mins.)
Director: Rupert Wyatt
“ Not sure how this was supposed to be any good, beyond made-for-TV that is. It was decent, but for how over-rated it just over-exceeded its worth. ” - BloodWillow
 
38.
Batman Begins (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
After training with his mentor, Batman begins his fight to free crime-ridden Gotham City from the corruption that Scarecrow and the League of Shadows have cast upon it. (140 mins.)
“ When I wasn't bored I was laughing hysterically at Bale's Batman voice. ” - BloodWillow
 
39.
Up (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
Seventy-eight year old Carl Fredricksen travels to Paradise Falls in his home equipped with balloons, inadvertently taking a young stowaway. (96 mins.)
“ Not bad, but so not up to par for a Pixar film. This should have a home for Saturday mornings and that's about it. ” - BloodWillow
 
40.
Excalibur (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
Merlin the magician helps Arthur Pendragon unite the Britons around the round table of Camelot even as forces conspire to tear it apart (140 mins.)
Director: John Boorman