Ranking: South Park Season 13

average rating: 8,14
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1.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: The Ring (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
The boys discover that the Jonas Brothers' purity ring campaign is just part of Disney's plot to get away with marketing sex to pre-teen girls. (22 mins.)
“ 10.0 ” - Hirsch777
 
2.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Whale Whores (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
Stan is upset about the Japanese killing whales and dolphins, so he takes command of the Sea Shepherd on the "Whale Wars" reality show and does something about it. (22 mins.)
“ 10.0 ” - Hirsch777
 
3.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Margaritaville (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
In a parody of the final weeks of Christ's life, South Park goes into hysterics over the failing economy... (22 mins.)
“ 9.5 ” - Hirsch777
 
4.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Pee (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
When the pee levels reach a critical stage at a local water park, chaos and disaster ensue. However, after the disaster, Cartman remains obsessed with the number of minorities who are "taking over" the park. (22 mins.)
“ 9.0 ” - Hirsch777
 
5.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Fatbeard (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Cartman leads a group of schoolmates to Somalia to become pirates. (22 mins.)
“ 9.0 ” - Hirsch777
 
6.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: W.T.F. (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
The boys form their own wrestling federation, but seem to be more concerned with theatrics and storylines than the actual sport. (22 mins.)
“ 9.0 ” - Hirsch777
 
7.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Dances with Smurfs (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Cartman takes over the morning school announcements and turns it into a personal soapbox against school president Wendy Testaburger. (22 mins.)
“ 9.0 ” - Hirsch777
 
8.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: The Coon (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
Cartman tries to become a superhero, only to have another fourth grader steal his thunder by becoming one too and becoming more popular. (22 mins.)
“ 8.5 ” - Hirsch777
 
9.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: The F Word (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
The boys try to get the meaning of the word "fag" changed from homosexual to motorcycle riders. (22 mins.)
“ 8.0 ” - Hirsch777
 
10.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Pinewood Derby (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
Randy and Stan accidentally reach warp speed when Randy illegally soups up Stan's Pinewood Derby racer, which prompts a visit by an alien gangster and the space police trying to track him down. (22 mins.)
“ 7.5 ” - Hirsch777
 
11.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Butters' Bottom Bitch (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
Butters starts his own pimping business, while a local police officer takes his undercover prostitution sting a little too far. (22 mins.)
“ 7.5 ” - Hirsch777
 
12.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Eat, Pray, Queef (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
The fart-loving males of South Park try to ban vaginal flatulence in Colorado after "Terrance & Phillip" is replaced by "The Queef Sisters." (22 mins.)
“ 6.5 ” - Hirsch777
 
13.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Fishsticks (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
Jimmy comes up with the perfect joke, but Cartman wants to take half the credit for it. However, Kanye West doesn't get the joke, and vows revenge on the person who came up with it. (22 mins.)
“ 6.0 ” - Hirsch777
 
14.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Dead Celebrities (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
When Ike is haunted by dead celebrities, Kyle and the boys hire professional ghost hunters to investigate the Broflovski house for paranormal activity. (22 mins.)
“ 4.5 ” - Hirsch777