15 Awful Horror Films

From least to greatest, one being the absolute worst piece of crap (no pun intended) made.

Now, remember this is only MY opinion! Don't get your panties in a bunch.
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1.
Monsturd (2003 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A serial killer mutates with a chemical inside a sewer, to become a monster made of human waste just as the FBI and police are onto him. (81 mins.)
Director: Rick Popko, Dan West
“ A giant *beep* monster attacking people.... I think it's scarier when I take a *beep* ” - angelslain
 
2.
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
A mad scientist kidnaps and mutilates a trio of tourists in order to reassemble them into a human centipede, created by stitching their mouths to each others' rectums. (92 mins.)
Director: Tom Six
“ Being sewn ass to mouth, this movie is clearly only for people who have some serious sexual disorders. ” - angelslain
 
3.
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A group of scientists band together to save the world from mutated killer tomatoes. (83 mins.)
Director: John De Bello
“ Tomatoes... Good on salads, not good for the movies. ” - angelslain
 
4.
Jack Frost (1997 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
After an accident that left murderer Jack Frost dead in genetic material the vengeful killer returns as a murderous snowman to exact his revenge on the man who sent him to be executed (89 mins.)
Director: Michael Cooney
“ ....Don't even get me started on this one. ” - angelslain
 
5.
House (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A troubled writer moves into a haunted house after inheriting it from his aunt. (93 mins.)
Director: Steve Miner
“ The monsters were very cheap looking, looked worse than some of the people I've seen in Wal-Mart. ” - angelslain
 
6.
Killjoy (2000 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
Three youngsters encounter an evil clown. (72 mins.)
Director: Craig Ross
“ Killer clowns can be a win or a miss, but this movie is definitely a miss. ” - angelslain
 
7.
Troll (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A wicked troll king in search of a mystical ring that will return him to his human form invades a San Francisco apartment complex where a powerful witch lives. (82 mins.)
“ When I hear the word "troll," I think of Jon Cryer and he wasn't in this movie.... false advertising. (sarcasm) ” - angelslain
 
8.
The Wizard of Gore (1970)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A TV talk-show hostess and her boyfriend investigate a shady magician whom has the ability to hypnotize and control the thoughts of people in order to stage gory on-stage illusions using his powers of mind bending. (95 mins.)
“ This is the only movie I ever say "I prefer the remake" to. ” - angelslain
 
9.
Teeth (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Still a stranger to her own body, a high school student discovers she has a physical advantage when she becomes the object of male violence. (94 mins.)
“ A vagina with teeth... where's Madonna? ” - angelslain
 
10.
Leprechaun (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
An evil, sadistic Leprechaun goes on a killing rampage in search of his beloved pot of gold. (92 mins.)
Director: Mark Jones
“ This movie insulted my intelligence and Irish history. ” - angelslain
 
11.
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Aliens resurrect dead humans as zombies and vampires to stop humanity from creating the Solaranite (a sort of sun-driven bomb). (79 mins.)
“ Would've been a better film if Ed Wood would go back and edit, tomb stones falling over - really no excuse for it. ” - angelslain
 
12.
Popcorn (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A murderer begins killing off teenagers at a horrorthon they have organized in an abandoned theater. (91 mins.)
Director: Mark Herrier
“ Popcorn! You won't need it for this film... You'll walk out of the room in 5 minutes. ” - angelslain
 
13.
My Bloody Valentine (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A decades-old folk tale surrounding a deranged murderer killing those who celebrate Valentine's Day turns out to be true to legend when a group defies the killer's order and people start turning up dead. (90 mins.)
Director: George Mihalka
“ The acting was very poor... I usually enjoy "cheesy" films, but not this one. ” - angelslain
 
14.
Ice Cream Man (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Poor Gregory. After being released from the Wishing Well Sanatorium, all he wants to do is make the children happy. So Gregory reopens the old ice cream factory, and all the unappreciative brats are reprocessed into the flavor of the day. (84 mins.)
Director: Norman Apstein
“ Clint Howard is the only scary thing in this movie! ” - angelslain
 
15.
Funny Games (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Two psychopathic young men take a family hostage in their cabin. (111 mins.)
Director: Michael Haneke
“ "Got any eggs?" No.. I'm too busy throwing them at everyone involved in this film. ” - angelslain