The Best, Worst Films Yet!

These are movies... that sucked. That I rated 1/10, cause they are so horrible, I feel like I just got *beep* :O

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1.
Nukie (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.5/10 X  
An alien called Nukie searches for his brother Miko, who has been captured by the U.S. government. (95 mins.)
“ Nukie is bad. Really really really *beep* bad!!! ” - JeremysMovies
 
2.
Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo. (70 mins.)
“ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What a funny and stupid movie! PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ” - JeremysMovies
 
3.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
A horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. With the death toll rising, Two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic? (105 mins.)
Director: James Nguyen
“ Cheap, bad, campy and stupid movie that shouldn't exist. e-e ” - JeremysMovies
 
4.
Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale (2006 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.3/10 X  
Walter Pembroke III is a pampered pig who enjoys free food, a posh pen, and a flattering entry in the exclusive Barnyard Social Registry... (50 mins.)
Director: Michael Schelp
“ Deserves a spot at Bottom 100. ” - JeremysMovies
 
5.
Piranha Part Two: The Spawning (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A scuba diving instructor, her biochemist boyfriend, and her police chief ex-husband try to link a series of bizarre deaths to a mutant strain of piranha fish whose lair is a sunken freighter ship off a Caribbean island resort. (84 mins.)
Director: James Cameron
“ Why the *beep* do the Piranhas fly like *beep* birds?! Theyre FISH. FISH. >:( ” - JeremysMovies
 
6.
The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Chewbacca and Han Solo try to get home to Chewie's family to celebrate Life Day, which includes various forms of entertainment. (97 mins.)
Director: Steve Binder
“ George Lucas must be rollin in his grave! ” - JeremysMovies
 
7.
Troll 2 (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them. (95 mins.)
Director: Drake Floyd
“ Deserved to be in Bottom 100. ” - JeremysMovies
 
8.
A Troll in Central Park (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
An evil witch banishes a flower loving troll named, Stanley, to New York City where he befriends two young children. (76 mins.)
“ HOW THIS *beep* NOT HAVE A LOW RATING??? >:U ” - JeremysMovies
 
9.
Twilight (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire. (122 mins.)
“ same here ” - JeremysMovies
 
10.
Titanic: The Legend Goes On... (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
A Cinderella meets her Prince Charming on the ill-fated Titanic. Along for the ride are a rapping dog, other talking animals, and an assortment of wacky humans. (90 mins.)
Director: Camillo Teti
 
11.
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Dodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies. (100 mins.)
Director: Rod Amateau
 
12.
In Search of the Titanic (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
In search of the Titanic, a group of friends find themselves inside a bathysphere and awake in Atlantis... (88 mins.)
Director: Kim Jun Ok
“ What the *beep* *beep* does ATLANTIS have something to do with the titanic that sank a hundered years ago? ” - JeremysMovies
 
13.
The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
A defecting Soviet scientist is hit by a nuclear explosion near Yucca Flats and roams around as a beast. (54 mins.)
Director: Coleman Francis
“ You call that a beast? It *beep* looks like the swamp creature! They didnt even try. -_- ” - JeremysMovies
 
14.
The Giant Spider Invasion (1975)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
Giant spiders from another dimension invade Wisconsin. (84 mins.)
Director: Bill Rebane
“ I enjoyed watching the episode of MST. ” - JeremysMovies
 
15.
Trog (1970)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A sympathetic anthropologist uses drugs and surgery to try to communicate with a primitive troglodyte who is found living in a local cave. (93 mins.)
Director: Freddie Francis
 
16.
Bio-Dome (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Moronic best friends get themselves locked inside the Bio-Dome, a science experiment, along with a group of environmental scientists for one year. (88 mins.)
Director: Jason Bloom
“ ANNOYING AND NOT FUNNY ” - JeremysMovies
 
17.
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Aliens resurrect dead humans as zombies and vampires to stop humanity from creating the Solaranite (a sort of sun-driven bomb). (79 mins.)
 
18.
The Horror of Party Beach (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
Sea creatures created from radioactive sludge terrorize a beach community. (78 mins.)
Director: Del Tenney
 
19.
Hobgoblins (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A young security guard must track down diminutive aliens who kill people even as they make their fantasies come true. (88 mins.)
Director: Rick Sloane
“ Best cover, worst movie ever. ” - JeremysMovies
 
20.
Robot Monster (1953)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
The monstrous Ro-Man attempts to annihilate the last family alive on Earth, but finds himself falling for their beautiful daughter. (66 mins.)
Director: Phil Tucker
“ aka (The Ape with a diving helmet that killed the entire world except for this family that survived) ” - JeremysMovies
 
21.
Curse of the Swamp Creature (1966 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
Deep in the rural swamps of Texas the mad Dr. Simond Trent is conducting experiments on the local swamp... (80 mins.)
Director: Larry Buchanan
“ Oh look! A old, fogettable 60s movie that sucks! It's cheesy and campy and a forgettable movie you would enjoy. NOT. ” - JeremysMovies
 
22.
Jack Frost (1997 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
After an accident that left murderer Jack Frost dead in genetic material the vengeful killer returns as a murderous snowman to exact his revenge on the man who sent him to be executed (89 mins.)
Director: Michael Cooney
“ I dont know whut to say... e_e ” - JeremysMovies
 
23.
Santa with Muscles (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
An evil millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac. (97 mins.)
Director: John Murlowski
“ I feel bad for Hulk Hogan... :( ” - JeremysMovies
 
24.
Home Alone 4 (2002 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
Kevin McCallister's parents have split up. Now living with his mom, he decides to spend Christmas with... (89 mins.)
Director: Rod Daniel
“ Home alone was funny! This is just awful! X( ” - JeremysMovies
 
25.
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ The biggest insult to all Batman fans :( and this was directed by Joel, director of The Lost Boys. I LOVED that movie! Why did this *beep* exist! ” - JeremysMovies
 
26.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
The turtles find themselves transported back in time to ancient Japan. (96 mins.)
Director: Stuart Gillard
“ *beep* ” - JeremysMovies
 
27.
The Legend of the Titanic (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A grandfather mouse tells his grandchildren the "real" story of the Titanic disaster, including himself, evil sharks, a giant octopus, and an evil whaling scheme. (84 mins.)
“ How is this a sequel to the 2000 movie? This is 1999. This was made BEFORE the Legend goes on movie. And it SUCKS! DONKEY BALLS! ” - JeremysMovies
 
28.
Ratatoing (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.4/10 X  
Marcelle Toing, owner of the best restaurant in Rio de Janeiro, must go on missions to steal ingredients from human restaurants to keep his meals the best. (44 mins.)
“ The first, unoriginal, stupidest, retarded, horrible, *beep* awful rip off that Video Brinquedo created and I SUFFERED through it! IT IS A RIP OFF OF RATOTULLIE AND I ENJOYED THAT *beep* SOMETIMES BRINQUEDO CAN SUCK MY BALLS ” - JeremysMovies
 
29.
Ricky 1 (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.3/10 X  
In this parody of the Rocky films, Ricky Wanero is a male gigolo and stripper who sets out to beat "The Champ" in the boxing ring. (90 mins.)
Director: Bill Naud
“ NOT FUNNY. ” - JeremysMovies
 
30.
The Magic Voyage (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
Christopher Columbus decides to go on a journey to prove that the Earth is not flat. His companion is a smart wood worm who's on a quest of his own: to save a beautiful fairy princess from the evil lord Swarm and his insect army. (82 mins.)
“ FEATURING PEOPLE THAT DO NOT SHUT THE *beep* UP AND IS INSULTING COLUMBUS ” - JeremysMovies
 
31.
Gigli (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hitman with a heart of gold, and a mentally challenged man came to be best friends through a hostage. (121 mins.)
Director: Martin Brest
“ Nobody likes this movie ” - JeremysMovies
 
32.
Titanic II (2010 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.6/10 X  
On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened "Titanic 2," follows the path of its namesake... (90 mins.)
Director: Shane Van Dyke
“ the director of paranormal entity ” - JeremysMovies
 
33.
Track of the Moon Beast (1976)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
A young man is transformed into a hideous "moon beast" due to a meteor fragment lodged in his body. (90 mins.)
Director: Dick Ashe
“ *beep* movie I saw, the TFs were *beep* ” - JeremysMovies
 
34.
“ THIS MOVIE WAS MADE BY THE SAME PEOPLE THAT CREATED TENTACOLINO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ” - JeremysMovies
 
35.
LOL (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
As a new year at school begins, Lola's heart is broken by her boyfriend, though soon she's surprised by her best friend, promising musician Kyle, who reveals his feelings for her. (97 mins.)
Director: Lisa Azuelos
“ Miley Cyrus can suck my balls ” - JeremysMovies
 
36.
House of the Dead (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
A group of college students travel to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies. (90 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ Uwe Boll, YYY! ” - JeremysMovies
 
37.
Time You Change (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
The life story of German gangsta rapper, Bushido. (94 mins.)
Director: Uli Edel
“ - 3 - ” - JeremysMovies
 
38.
The Smokers (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
Three rebellious teenage girls decide to even the score in the battle of the sexes. (96 mins.)
“ thats a middle finger up its ass ” - JeremysMovies
 
39.
Santa Claus (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
With the aid of Merlin, Santa Claus must defeat the evil machinations of the devil Pitch to ruin Xmas. (94 mins.)
Director: René Cardona
“ THIS MOVIE STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN ” - JeremysMovies
 
40.
Survival Island (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
Teens trapped on an island are haunted by a demon hidden inside...a pinata. (85 mins.)
“ ... I died at 4 minutes ” - JeremysMovies
 
41.
Microwave Massacre (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Fed up of his wife's bad cooking, Donald kills her and turns to cannibalism to satisfy his appetite. (76 mins.)
Director: Wayne Berwick