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1.
Humanity's End (2008 Video)
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The last man in the universe is hunted down by a hybrid race known as the Nephilim. (87 mins.)
Director: Neil Johnson
 
2.
Necromentia (2009)
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Explores the use of a tattooed Ouija Board through the lives and perspectives of 4 people. (82 mins.)
Director: Pearry Teo
 
3.
Call Back (2009)
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After trying to seduce a naïve young actress, an overly cocky young horror director has the tables turned... (92 mins.)
Director: Ben Ross
 
4.
American High School (2009 Video)
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"American High School," a romantic comedy, is centered on two people who marry young and contend with the consequences of "bad" actions... (86 mins.)
Director: Sean Cannon
 
5.
Super Capers: The Origins of Ed and the Missing Bullion (2009)
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A good guy with no powers joins a superhero team with no clue against a bad guy with no shame. (98 mins.)
Director: Ray Griggs
 
6.
The Edge of Love (2008)
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Two feisty, free-spirited women are connected by the brilliant, charismatic poet who loves them both. (110 mins.)
Director: John Maybury
 
7.
The Many Strange Stories of Triangle Woman (2008)
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Triangle Woman takes you on a narrative odyssey of a series of ten short stories ranging from the grotesque... (89 mins.)
Director: Chris Rentzel
 
8.
Cherry Crush (2007)
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A seventeen-year-old photographer gets caught up in murder when he breaks his own rules and falls in love with one of his teenage models. (89 mins.)
 
9.
Dance of the Dead (2008)
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On the night of the big High-School Prom, the dead rise to eat the living, and the only people who can stop them are the losers who couldn't get dates to the dance. (87 mins.)
Director: Gregg Bishop
 
10.
Vampire Killers (2009)
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Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice. (86 mins.)
Director: Phil Claydon
 
11.
Barbie and the Three Musketeers (2009 Video)
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It's "all for one and one for all" in this action-filled adventure as Barbie stars as Corinne, a young country girl headed to Paris to pursue her big dream - to become a musketeer! (81 mins.)
Director: William Lau
 
12.
Shadowheart (2009 Video)
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James Conners comes home to the town of Legend, New Mexico in 1865 to avenge his fathers death against the ruthless Will Tunney... (115 mins.)
Director: Dean Alioto
 
13.
Ghost Month (2009)
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A housekeeper drawn into a terrifying world of vengeful apparitions. According to the Chinese calendar, the seventh month of every year marks the time when the spirits of the dead break free from the gates of hell to mix among the mortals. (100 mins.)
Director: Danny Draven
 
14.
Rise of the Gargoyles (2009 TV Movie)
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In Paris, two workers find a hidden chamber while digging the underground of the Saint Jean André Church... (94 mins.)
Director: Bill Corcoran
 
15.
Oral Fixation (2009)
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Fatal Attraction between a dentist and his patient (90 mins.)
Director: Jake Cashill
 
16.
Craptastic (2008)
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"Craptastic" is a sketch-comedy film unlike any other. Presented in a "stream of consciousness" manner... (89 mins.)
 
17.
Girlfriend Experience (2008)
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A man obsessed with prostitutes discovers that love is a lot more expensive than sex. An entertaining peek into the world of prostitution from the client's point of view.
 
18.
Jackers (2010)
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A high-speed accident on the freeways of Los Angeles reveals a turf war between two competing car theft rings of sexy all-girl crews... (74 mins.)
Director: David Betances
 
19.
The Evil Dead (1981)
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Five friends travel to a cabin in the woods, where they unknowingly release flesh-possessing demons. (85 mins.)
Director: Sam Raimi
 
20.
Home (2009 Documentary)
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With aerial footage from fifty-four countries, 'Home' is a depiction of how Earth's problems are all interlinked. (120 mins.)
 
22.
Fido (2006)
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In an Earthly world resembling the 1950s, a cloud of space radiation has shrouded the planet, resulting... (93 mins.)
Director: Andrew Currie
 
23.
Synecdoche, New York (2008)
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A theatre director struggles with his work, and the women in his life, as he creates a life-size replica of New York City inside a warehouse as part of his new play. (124 mins.)
Director: Charlie Kaufman
 
24.
The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter (1990)
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A young boy with a distant father enters a world of make-believe and magic through a portal within an antique book. (90 mins.)
Director: George Miller
 
25.
Bronson (2008)
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A young man who was sentenced to seven years in prison for robbing a post office ends up spending three decades in solitary confinement. During this time, his own personality is supplanted by his alter-ego, Charles Bronson. (92 mins.)
 
26.
The Break-Up Artist (2009)
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A woman who gets paid to break people up is forced to become a matchmaker when some new competition muscles her out of the break-up business... (105 mins.)
Director: Steve Woo
 
27.
The Land That Time Forgot (2009 Video)
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Shipwrecked castaways stumble upon the mysterious island of Caprona in the Bermuda Triangle, confronting man-eating dinosaurs and a stranded German U-Boat crew while trying to escape. (88 mins.)
 
28.
Bounty (2009)
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With the rope around his neck and about to be hoisted off the ground, Nate is given a second chance to make things right... (90 mins.)
Director: Jared Isham
 
29.
The Sinking of Santa Isabel (2008)
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Quirky and addictive, The Sinking of Santa Isabel is a heartfelt journey about innocence, summer days and simpler dreams. Featuring new music by Sam Means of The Format. (88 mins.)
 
30.
Dead Like Me: Life After Death (2009 Video)
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After the departure of Rube Sofer, a new head reaper named Cameron Kane takes over. He's a slick businessman... (87 mins.)
Director: Stephen Herek
 
31.
Pandemic (2009)
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A slow-paced, action thriller about a virus that strikes a New Mexico county and the local veterinarian who gets caught in the middle...
Director: Jason Connery