Bad Movie Night: A List of Terrible Films Screened Since 2002

For those of you who enjoy mocking terrible cinema with friends, this is a list of films that I either own or have viewed at countless Bad Movie Nights since I began making a habit of it back in 2002. Please send me your comments and suggestions of other terrible films. My friends and I have Bad Movie Night every week, so this list will be continuously updated. "It's a bad time." (Motto for BMN)
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1.
Missing in Action (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Colonel Braddock launches a mission deep into the jungles of Vietnam to find the POW camp that he escaped from and free the Americans still held captive there. (101 mins.)
Director: Joseph Zito
“ Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris (aka Col. James Braddock) in a pre-incarnation of Walker Texas Ranger. He fights the evil Vietnamese army post-Vietnam War to free American POWs that are still being kept there (post-war, of course - did I mention that the Vietnamese are evil?) This film follows the three rules of a Chuck film pretty well. What are the three rules you ask? Check out my description of The Octagon for that information.

Memorable characters: The Chinese food restaurant maitre-d from Seinfeld plays an officer for the Vietnamese that is keeping Braddock down. Of course Chuck gives him his comeuppance. No one messes with Chuck and gets away with it. ” - matthias707
 
2.
Missing in Action 2: The Beginning (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Prequel to the first Missing In Action, set in the early 1980s it shows the capture of Colonel Braddock during the Vietnam war in the 1970s, and his captivity with other American POWs in a brutal prison camp, and his plans to escape. (100 mins.)
Director: Lance Hool
“ The second (actually first) film in the Missing in Action trilogy. Chuck reprises his role as Braddock, but this time he is back in Vietnam but as a POW (even though technically the war has ended). Follow Braddock and his men as they devise a master escape plan that includes lots of explosions, most of them dying, and round-house kicks to the face. ” - matthias707
 
3.
Braddock: Missing in Action III (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Braddock mounts a one-man assault to free his wife and son who are still being held in a Vietnam prison camp. (101 mins.)
Director: Aaron Norris
“ The final installment of the Missing in Action trilogy, Braddock is summoned back to Vietnam because he is told his wife and son are still alive. I must note that the timing of all of these movies is very confusing because supposedly all of them take place post-war, but they're never really clear on dates, which makes it seem like some of these stories would have overlapped, but that's too much thought for a Chuck Norris film. Braddock finds his wife and son and will single-handedly destroy a Vietnamese army base whilst saving a large group of orphans.

"Says you, Braddock!" ” - matthias707
 
4.
The Octagon (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A martial artist must defeat a plan by ninjas to create a worldwide training camp for terrorists. (103 mins.)
Director: Eric Karson
“ This movie established the three rules of a Chuck Norris film that would be followed, somewhat closely, for many Chuck films hereafter. The first rule: women cannot resist Chuck Norris. There are at least 4 women in this film that will lustily pursue our hero, some of which will die in the process. But who could blame them, especially because of rule number 2.
Rule 2: Chuck will be shirtless at least once during the film (battle-torn shirts count).
And rule number 3: Chuck Norris is very slow to anger, but will eventually mete out his wrath on the wicked. This of course means that Chuck will not do anything for the first half, to 2/3rds of the film, but eventually will destroy all of those who wronged him within 20-30 mins. This movie can really be summed up as Chuck's brother has a ninja training camp and his ninjas keep killing people somewhere in the world. Many people ask Chuck to go and stop his brother. Chuck hesitates for 45 mins. Chuck finally decides to go over there, enters the Octagon, kills everybody but his brother, and then has a final showdown with Sakura (sakura, sakura -whispered echo), and then the film abruptly ends. ” - matthias707
 
5.
Sleepy Hollow High (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
5 teenagers are forced to clean up the woods of Sleepy Hollow, but one by one they are decapitated by a man with a jack-o-lantern mask and a sword, but who could it be? (90 mins.)
“ The first movie by Kevin Summerfield (and also the only one he will star in) that follows a Breakfast Club-esque crew of at-risk youth as they spend one day cleaning up the woods as punishment for being bad or something. Of course all of them end up being hunted by the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow legend. After suffering for an hour and a half of bad acting, bad editing, bad everything, you are treated to [SPOILER ALERT] another "it was all just a dream" let down. Though it is his first feature film, this movie is not Summerfield's worst.

Make sure you watch the Documentary in the special features to introduce yourself to the one-and-only Chris Arth! ” - matthias707
 
6.
Operation Dalmatian: Paws & Claws Rescuers (2001 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Greedy land developers threaten to shut down the financially strapped animal shelter unless the owners can find a way to save it and its animals who has the ability to communicate among themselves.
“ The second, and by far the most painful of any, Kevin Summerfield movie. All of the animals talk (poorly overdubbed) all of the time and each animal's voice is a terrible imitation of an early 2000s pop icon. If you can endure all of that, you'll be treated to a random dancing moose at the end of the film and Chris Arth grinding on the Hot Dog king. This movie may provoke you or other viewers to physical violence. I suggest that you announce a disclaimer before viewing that everyone in the room is free to leave at any time to prevent any of your viewers from having you arrested for torture. ” - matthias707
 
7.
Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings (2002 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Max Magician and the LEGEND of the RINGS is a magical tale about young Max, a shy, bullied boy. His... (86 mins.)
“ The third and most iconic of the Kevin Summerfield films. Follow Max as he discovers a secret doorway that has been superimposed over a tree in a forest in Maryland. Traveling through the doorway, he comes across a group of badly-costumed LARPers at the Maryland Renaissance Festival who hail him as their new hero. This movie can be turned into a wonderful drinking game once the evil Lord Dagda is introduced. Take a shot/drink every time Dagda yells his famous catch-phrase "Daahh". Make sure you call a taxi cab for you and your guests for all of you will be inebriated by the end of the film. And make sure you don't have any liquid in your mouth when they reveal Krimble's true form.

Favorite Quote: Mr. Tim Tim, "Believe in yourself Matt-x." ” - matthias707
 
8.
The Lost Stallions (2003 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Four teens set out to capture four stallions that escaped from a wealthy farm in order to claim the reward. (89 mins.)
“ The fourth of the Kevin Summerfield films. Join a group of misfit children as they set out to find some horses that have gone missing. These children are supposed to be friends but are terrible to each other and let their poor dog take all of the beating as they run from a rifle-wielding redneck in hot pants who is also in pursuit of the horses. You really feel bad for that poor dog most of the movie. ” - matthias707
 
9.
Adventures of Young Van Helsing: The Quest for the Lost Scepter (2004 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
The teenaged descendant of Professor Van Helsing must fight an ancient demon named Simon Magus for control of a powerful sceptor. (80 mins.)
“ The last of the Kevin Summerfield films. This one is a classic. Stupid plot, bad acting, altered Sony discman for a magic compass, typo in the subtitles, lip-snyc performances to Asian Creed, the list goes on and on. This is definitely a must-watch/own for any bad movie connoisseur. ” - matthias707
 
10.
The Passion of Darkly Noon (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
After the death of his strictly religious parents, forlorn young Darkly gets lost in the woods. A truck driver... (100 mins.)
Director: Philip Ridley
“ The film that started my bad movie "passion." This pseudo-art film will certainly give you new opinions about once-decent actors Ashley Judd, Viggo Mortensen and Brendan Fraser (although Fraser had already made a bunch of bad movies at this point). You'll watch day by day as Darkly finally reaches his limit, equips himself with an explosion stick and barb-wire shirt, and burns the house to the ground. If you don't feel like you have endured a tragedy by watching this awful film, then you deserve a giant floating shoe to send your dog to heaven with. ” - matthias707
 
11.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
“ Blow the dome! ” - matthias707
 
12.
Gigli (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hitman with a heart of gold, and a mentally challenged man came to be best friends through a hostage. (121 mins.)
Director: Martin Brest
“ The best part of this film is when Christopher Walken and Ben Affleck have their scene. You can tell that Walken's lines were improvised and that his whole intention is to make Affleck laugh. Kudos to Affleck for not actually laughing, because I was on the floor by the time Marie Calendar's is discussed. ” - matthias707
 
13.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
A horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. With the death toll rising, Two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic? (105 mins.)
Director: James Nguyen
“ This movie was viewed for obvious reasons, but I gotta go. I hear a mountain lion. ” - matthias707
 
14.
Future Shock (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A psychiatrist uses virtual reality to probe the minds of three unsuspecting patients, unleashing horrific psychic forces in the process. (98 mins.)
“ Bill Paxton plays Bill Paxton. You hate him just as much in this film as you would any other of his films (or in real life for that matter). It's a horrible thing when a movie is so bad that you begin cheering for the demise of the characters that are enduring hardships like wild dogs, a bad roommate and earthquakes, but you just want them all to go away and burn forever.

Make sure you watch the deleted scene!

"Baby, I'm gonna rock your world." ” - matthias707
 
15.
Slipstream (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
In the near future, where Earth has been devastated by natural disasters, and giant winds rule the planet... (102 mins.)
“ Bill Paxton plays Bill Paxton yet again. Mark Hamill has a beard, and this film is an hour and a half of ultra-lights flying around Ireland or something similar to it. I had to watch this movie 5 times to understand the plot, and it still made my brain hurt. How they were able to get Elmer Bernstein to do the score for this film still puzzles me.

Note: this is the first of 3 obtainable films to share this title. The other 2 films were nothing like this one and are also in this list. ” - matthias707
 
16.
Slipstream (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A scientist plots a bank robbery based around his newest invention -- a time travel gadget that will send its user 10 minutes into the past... (89 mins.)
“ You will wish for Sean Astin to die, stay dead, and die again while watching this terrible time travel film. I appreciated that they take time to explain away an obvious plot hole, but then include an obvious plot hole within 10 minutes of the explanation scene. ” - matthias707
 
17.
Slipstream (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Aging screenwriter Felix Bonhoeffer has lived his life in two states of existence: in reality and his own interior world. While working on a murder mystery script, and unaware that his brain is on the verge of implosion, Felix is baffled when his characters start to appear in his life, and vice versa. (96 mins.)
Director: Anthony Hopkins
“ I assume this is what happens when elderly actors consume copious amounts of peyote or hash and then ramble into a tape recorder and then allow members of the memory ward at the local nursing home to transcribe the tape and write the screenplay. I'd have to admit that this art-film was the worst of all of the Slipstream films for its overuse of special effects, editing techniques and story-within-a-story-within-a-story type script. ” - matthias707
 
18.
Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo. (70 mins.)
“ My personal favorite bad film of all time! Make sure you get the MST3K special edition DVD that contains the documentary Hotel Torgo! The history to the making of this film is so rich.

It's also fun to walk into random places and shout "The damn car won't start" and just keep saying it over and over again. ” - matthias707
 
19.
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Aliens resurrect dead humans as zombies and vampires to stop humanity from creating the Solaranite (a sort of sun-driven bomb). (79 mins.)
“ Of course Ed Wood films would be in my collection. I developed a deep affection for Ed Wood after watching the Tim Burton film of the same name. ” - matthias707
 
20.
Glen or Glenda (1953)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A psychiatrist tells two stories: one of a transvestite (Glen or Glenda), the other of a pseudohermaphrodite (Alan or Anne). (65 mins.)
“ You gotta love 1950s misogyny. ” - matthias707
 
21.
Bride of the Monster (1955)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A mad doctor attempts to create atomic supermen. (69 mins.)
“ Has the famous scene where Bela Lugosi wrestles with a stolen giant octopus prop. ” - matthias707
 
22.
Monster a-Go Go (1965)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A space capsule crash-lands on Earth, and the astronaut aboard disappears. Is there a connection between the missing man and the monster roaming the area? (70 mins.)
Director: Bill Rebane
“ To quote Nelson Muntz, "I can think of two things wrong with that title." Although there was that one scene with the teens doing their crazy young people dancing. I suppose that could count for "a-Go Go." ” - matthias707
 
23.
A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
In a post-Armageddon world, a young woman finds herself in a fight for survival against mutant cavemen, dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals. (82 mins.)
Director: Brett Piper
“ Troma. You should know what you are going to get just from the Production Company. Nice touch with the titular line at the beginning though. ” - matthias707
 
24.
Surf Nazis Must Die (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surf punks in the post-apocalyptic future... (83 mins.)
Director: Peter George
“ There is nothing good or redeeming about this movie. Watching it is simply a test of endurance/madness. ” - matthias707
 
25.
Taintlight (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
Riding the lofty coattails of the international tween sensation, TAINTLIGHT is the tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. (60 mins.)
Director: Chris Seaver
“ I was only able to watch the first 15 minutes of this spoof. My friend Brad came over and he watched it at the 10 minute mark and then threatened to hurt me if I didn't turn it off. I could tell he wasn't kidding so I turned it off. ” - matthias707
 
26.
Leonard Part 6 (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
A secret agent is called out of retirement to save the world from an evil genius. (85 mins.)
Director: Paul Weiland
“ You know it's bad if Bill Cosby goes on a promotional tour to tell people not to see this film. ” - matthias707
 
27.
Mac and Me (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
An alien trying to escape from NASA is befriended by a wheelchair-bound boy. (95 mins.)
Director: Stewart Raffill
“ To this day I walk into McDonald's and start dancing whilst whistling through my hands. I also realized that crippled kids can take the blame for breaking things that they could not physically be able to reach. ” - matthias707
 
28.
Mitchell (1975)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
A sleazy, incompetent detective tries to simultaneously take down heroin dealers and a socialite who murdered a burglar. (97 mins.)
“ Oh man. I still have the theme song stuck in my head. ” - matthias707
 
29.
Troll 2 (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them. (95 mins.)
Director: Drake Floyd
“ This movie will piss on your hospitality. Every bit as bad as they claim it to be. ” - matthias707
 
30.
Troll (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A wicked troll king in search of a mystical ring that will return him to his human form invades a San Francisco apartment complex where a powerful witch lives. (82 mins.)
“ We have heard of this, rubba rubba rubba rub. The Neverending story kid needs a shirt. ” - matthias707
 
31.
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Tasked with destroying each other, an FBI agent and a rogue DIA agent soon discover that there's a much bigger enemy at work. (91 mins.)
Director: Kaos
“ Bad, bad, bad. ” - matthias707
 
32.
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
A group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul's experiment to crack the code to baby talk. The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere. (88 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
“ Look for the obvious stunt double during the driving and fight scenes (it's a little person in a wig!) You will also see Goku from Dragonball Evolution in this film. Jon Voigt had a very bad year in 2004 apparently. ” - matthias707
 
33.
Hood Angels (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
(86 mins.)
Director: Paul Wynne
“ My only regret is that my DVD was bad and so I didn't get to see the last 10 mins of this film. I called Larry Abrahams to see if I could sue, but no one answered the phone. I did get to see the same scene (obvious editing error) occur once at night and immediately after during the day. That was nice. ” - matthias707
 
34.
Rudolph's Shiny New Year (1976 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Rudolph must find for Happy, the baby New Year, before midnight, New Year's Eve. (60 mins.)
“ I was able to watch this film with only a bong to spare. ” - matthias707
 
35.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
Joel and the Bots have another outing with Hercules in Hercules Against the Moon Men. This time Hercules faces off... (92 mins.)
Director: Joel Hodgson
“ Make sure you watch this version. Even these guys had trouble with the deep hurting. ” - matthias707
 
36.
Laserblast (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
A teenager stumbles upon an alien weapon, which transforms him into a grotesque killer. (85 mins.)
Director: Michael Rae
“ Take that Star Wars! ” - matthias707
 
37.
Corvette Summer (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A high school grad and a hooker-in-training try to track down his stolen Corvette. (105 mins.)
Director: Matthew Robbins
“ Let Annie Potts be your hooker with a heart of gold :) ” - matthias707
 
38.
The Room (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Johnny is a successful banker who lives happily in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. One day, inexplicably, she gets bored with him and decides to seduce his best friend, Mark. From there, nothing will be the same again. (99 mins.)
Director: Tommy Wiseau
“ There are no words that can do this movie justice. Oh hi Mark! ” - matthias707
 
39.
American Ninja 4: The Annihilation (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
The two American Ninjas, Joe Armstrong and Sean Davidson, team up to do battle against a terrorist and his band of Ninjas. (99 mins.)
“ What about the other 4 AN movies? Who cares. This movie has 2 American Ninjas! ” - matthias707
 
40.
Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A worldwide epidemic encourages a biotech company to launch an organ-financing program similar in nature to a standard car loan. The repossession clause is a killer, however. (98 mins.)
“ The only redeeming thing about this movie was the fact that the Prime Minister from Little Britain is in it. I kept hoping Sebastian would pop out from time to time, but alas. Although the plot for this film is the same as Repo Men, I don't think the producers had any money left to sue. Paris Hilton's best performance though (which isn't saying much). ” - matthias707
 
41.
Adventures of Johnny Tao (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Johnny Dow struggles to make a living at his small town gas station by charging motorists to see the electric guitar used by his late father a one-hit... (90 mins.)
Director: Kenn Scott
“ Something about a gas station, Elvis guy, ninjas, I don't really remember. ” - matthias707
 
42.
Dragonball: Evolution (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
The young warrior Son Goku sets out on a quest, racing against time and the vengeful King Piccolo, to collect a set of seven magical orbs that will grant their wielder unlimited power. (85 mins.)
Director: James Wong
“ I think what hurt worse than this film was when I realized I had spent about 10 minutes recapping to my friend how much of the film was not cannon to the DB story. I then wept. ” - matthias707
 
43.
Dead Heat (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Two policemen are brought back to life to chase down supernatural criminals. (86 mins.)
Director: Mark Goldblatt
“ Joe Piscopo and TREAT Williams are dead. ” - matthias707
 
44.
D.C. Cab (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
The tale of a hapless group of cabbies and a rundown cab company owned by Harold. Albert comes to town... (100 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ Mr. T's best film ever. ” - matthias707
 
45.
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
Jerry falls in love with a stripper he meets at a carnival. Little does he know that she is the sister of a gypsy fortune teller whose predictions he had scoffed at earlier. The gypsy turns him into a zombie and he goes on a killing spree. (82 mins.)
“ Carnies. ” - matthias707
 
46.
The Wicker Man (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community. (102 mins.)
Director: Neil Labute
“ Thank you Nicolas Cage for punching out hippie women whilst wearing a bear suit. ” - matthias707
 
47.
Masters of the Universe (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
The heroic warrior He-Man battles against lord Skeletor and his armies of darkness for control of Castle Grayskull. (106 mins.)
Director: Gary Goddard
“ Don't mess with the Dolph. Frank Langella was much more believable as Skeletor than as Richard Nixon IMHO. ” - matthias707
 
48.
Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
An alien "policeman" arrives on Earth to apprehend a renegade of his own race who impregnates a woman with a potentially destructive mutant embryo. (90 mins.)
Director: Damian Lee
“ Mr. Ventura, please put your shirt back on and step away from the child. ” - matthias707
 
49.
Eegah (1962)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
Teenagers stumble across a prehistoric caveman, who goes on a rampage. (90 mins.)
“ This film would have been much better if Arch Hall Jr. got clubbed to death by Eegah. *Sigh* ” - matthias707
 
50.
The Sadist (1963)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Three people driving into Los Angeles for a Dodgers game have car trouble and pull off into an old wrecking yard where they are held at bay by a bloodthirsty psycho and his crazy girlfriend. (92 mins.)
Director: James Landis
“ Wow. I called it that the entire movie would take place in that junk yard. It didn't make me feel good though. Supposedly Arch Hall Jr. felt that this was his best performance. To his credit, many actors after him have won oscars for playing mentally retarded characters. Oh wait. This character wasn't mentally retarded? Oh... ” - matthias707
 
51.
Howard the Duck (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invader. (110 mins.)
Director: Willard Huyck
“ The movie that made Pixar what it is today.

"That duck has nipples! Why does that duck have nipples?!?!" - said during the viewing by one of my friends. ” - matthias707
 
52.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents. (81 mins.)
“ That Voldar is a dick. ” - matthias707
 
53.
Santa Claus (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
With the aid of Merlin, Santa Claus must defeat the evil machinations of the devil Pitch to ruin Xmas. (94 mins.)
Director: René Cardona
“ Mexican Santa vs. the Devil. ” - matthias707
 
54.
Snakes on a Plane (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
An FBI agent takes on a plane full of deadly and venomous snakes, deliberately released to kill a witness being flown from Honolulu to Los Angeles to testify against a mob boss. (105 mins.)
Director: David R. Ellis
“ Monkey-fightin' good time watching this Monday through Friday film. ” - matthias707
 
55.
Sharktopus (2010 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A half-shark, half-octopus creature created for the military, creates a whole lot of terror in Mexico while a scientist who helped create it tries to capture/kill it. (89 mins.)
Director: Declan O'Brien
“ Still waiting for a ManBearPig movie to happen. ” - matthias707
 
56.
They Saved Hitler's Brain (1968 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
Nazi madmen preserve Hitler's brain on a small tropical island until the time is right to resurrect him and, along with him, the Third Reich. (91 mins.)
Director: David Bradley
“ Pure genius. Two films in one! ” - matthias707
 
57.
You Got Served (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
In order to achieve their dream of opening a recording studio, two friends (Omarion, Houston) must first win their city's dance contest -- a fierce competition that pits them against a group of tough street dancers. (95 mins.)
“ Man, you suckas just got served. ” - matthias707
 
58.
Venomous (2001 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Mutant snakes survived a terrorist attack on a government laboratory, and they now threaten the town of Santa Mira Springs... (97 mins.)
Director: Ed Raymond
“ TREAT! ” - matthias707
 
59.
Plankton (1994 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Five teenagers embark on a boating trip off the coast of Florida. The teens get hopelessly lost at sea after they get caught in a fierce storm... (86 mins.)
Director: Al Passeri
“ AKA Creatures from the Abyss. This movie is disturbing. ” - matthias707
 
60.
Forest Warrior (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
A shape-shifting mountain man and a group of children team up to protect an enchanted forest from evil lumberjacks. (93 mins.)
Director: Aaron Norris
“ Probably the only Chuck Norris movie that doesn't follow any of the 3 rules. And probably the only Chuck Norris movie where Chuck turns into a bear. ” - matthias707
 
61.
Cool as Ice (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A rap-oriented remake of The Wild One, with heavy emphasis on the fact that Vanilla Ice has assumed the Marlon Brando role. (91 mins.)
Director: David Kellogg
“ This movie is still the reason why my friend only knocks once.

"Lose the zero and get with a hero." ” - matthias707
 
62.
Zombie Nation (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A psychotic police officer who murders his female arrests gets what's coming to him when a horde of zombified women rise from their graves to seek revenge. (81 mins.)
Director: Ulli Lommel
“ Putrid. The camera switches to a home video camera for certain scenes which were really just stupid. Deservedly in the bottom 100. ” - matthias707
 
63.
Alien from L.A. (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
A nerdy teen-age girl goes looking for her missing archaeologist father, and stumbles into a strange subterranean civilization. (87 mins.)
Director: Albert Pyun
“ This movie would have been box office gold if Kathy Ireland was in a bikini the whole time and never said one word. However, the movie is the exact opposite of what I just posited, so therefore it bombed and the whole time I prayed that someone would just shut her up. ” - matthias707
 
64.
Krrish (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Krrish, a young man with superpowers, falls for Priya. He goes to Singapore to meet her. Circumstances force him to become a superhero and rescue his father Rohit Mehra, who is supposedly dead. (185 mins.)
Director: Rakesh Roshan
“ This movie made me very happy. ” - matthias707
 
65.
Monkeybone (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
In a coma, a cartoonist finds himself trapped within his own underground creation and must find a way to get back, while racing against his popular but treacherous character, Monkeybone. (93 mins.)
Director: Henry Selick
“ Please make Brendan Fraser go away. I didn't like either version of him. ” - matthias707
 
66.
Hollywood, It's a Dog's Life (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Hank O'Hara is a former stuntman turned dog and horse trainer. In the opening we see one of his dogs acting in a movie... (80 mins.)
“ Also known as "Big Chuck, Little Chuck" this film falls in the badness category of "Nothing happens". Literally nothing happens for the entire film. Many of my friends that watched this movie never came back to bad movie night. ” - matthias707
 
67.
Conflict (1973)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Set in Ireland where the Catholic Church has been superseded by a repressive order with new ideas. When group of Irish monks rebel a Vatican official is sent to bring order once more. (76 mins.)
Director: Jack Gold
“ Also known as "The Catholics" this is another "nothing happens" film. ” - matthias707
 
68.
Rubber (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession. (82 mins.)
Director: Quentin Dupieux
“ Painful. ” - matthias707
 
69.
The Incredible Genie (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Simon is a brainy but bashful 13-year-old who could use a best friend. But when he finally finds one... (90 mins.)
“ The only thing more annoying than the genie was the kid's dream sequences. ” - matthias707
 
70.
Santa's Slay (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an Angel, so he becomes the giver of toys and happiness. But when the bet is off, he returns to his evil ways. (78 mins.)
Director: David Steiman
“ There's nothing like watching Bill Goldberg kill Chris Kattan and Fran Drescher in the same sitting. ” - matthias707
 
71.
The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
In London in the 1970s, Scotland Yard police investigators think they have uncovered a case of vampirism... (87 mins.)
Director: Alan Gibson
“ Christopher Lee has top billing in this film, and he isn't even in the movie until close to the 40 minute mark. ” - matthias707
 
72.
Soccer Dog: The Movie (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
A heart-warming comedy about the friendship between the new kid in town and a soccer-playing dog on the lam from the dog-catcher. It's up to these two underdogs to win the PeeWee Soccer League championship game. (98 mins.)
Director: Tony Giglio
“ More enjoyable at 1.5 speed. ” - matthias707
 
73.
I Downloaded a Ghost (2004 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Young Halloween buff accidentally downloads recently deceased stand-up comic, who ends up helping her foil two bumbling crooks, as well as finishing her haunted house. (90 mins.)
Director: Kelly Sandefur
“ Ellen Page's breakout performance. ” - matthias707
 
74.
Dazzle (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A fairy takes on human form and enters the life of a widowed children's book author and his daughter. (88 mins.)
Director: David Lister
“ This is a kid's film and it shows partial rear nudity. I guess things are different in Europe/South Africa/wherever these people are from. ” - matthias707
 
75.
Teenage Zombies (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
A crazed female scientist uses nerve gas to turn local teenagers into her unquestioning slaves. (73 mins.)
Director: Jerry Warren
“ "I'll never tell!" ” - matthias707
 
76.
Family of Cops (1995 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A police detective's oversexed daughter is charged with murder when someone kills the wealthy married man she slept with. (90 mins.)
Director: Ted Kotcheff
“ Filmed in Bronson, MO. Charles is close to kicking the bucket in this film, but is still more macho than Daniel Baldwin. ” - matthias707
 
77.
Metallica: Some Kind of Monster (2004 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
A documentary crew followed Metallica for the better part of 2001-2003, a time of tension and release for the rock band, as they recorded their album St. Anger, fought bitterly, and sought the counsel of their on-call shrink. (141 mins.)
“ The actual documentary portion is good. The real life people that comprise the band are laughable. Check out the Doc's Cosby sweater towards the end of the film. ” - matthias707
 
78.
Trancers (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Jack Deth is a kind of cop/bounty hunter in the bleak Los Angeles of the future. He's become obssessed with chasing Whistler... (76 mins.)
Director: Charles Band
“ "Dry hair is for squids!" ” - matthias707
 
79.
Ghost Dad (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Elliot Hopper is a widower with three children, he is currently working on a deal. It seems like his... (83 mins.)
Director: Sidney Poitier
“ Bill Cosby is Satan (well at least he tells his cab driver he is). ” - matthias707
 
80.
Willard (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A young man with an unusual connection to rats uses them at his own sociopathic will. (100 mins.)
Director: Glen Morgan
“ Make sure you watch the "Ben" music video in the special features. It is priceless. ” - matthias707
 
81.
Zardoz (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
In the distant future, a savage trained only to kill finds a way into the community of bored immortals that alone preserves humanity's achievements. (105 mins.)
Director: John Boorman
“ I don't even know where to begin in describing this movie. Sean Connery teaches immortal people how to have sex and kill each other is about all I got from this movie. ” - matthias707
 
82.
Extreme Ops (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
While filming an advertisement, some extreme sports enthusiasts unwittingly stop a group of terrorists. (93 mins.)
“ All I remember from this movie is that a group of X-games drop outs are being pursued by Russian terrorists for some reason. ” - matthias707
 
83.
Python (2000 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
After a military plane crash near a small American town, a giant man-eating snake set off on a killing spree. The locals must find a way to eliminate the snake with the help of a scientist who knows about the snake and terminates it. (99 mins.)
“ A giant scientifically-altered python wreaks havoc on a small town after it escapes from a crashed plane. ” - matthias707
 
84.
Python 2 (2002 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
Hired for his transportation services, a former mercenary and his wife accompanying a secret convoy to a Soviet military base find it overrun by a gigantic snake and must battle the creature to get out alive. (89 mins.)
Director: Lee McConnell
“ A giant scientifically-altered python wreaks havoc on a small town after it escapes from a crashed plane. Except this time the small town is in Russia. ” - matthias707
 
85.
Batman: The Movie (1966)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
The Dynamic Duo faces four supervillains who plan to hold the world for ransom with the help of a secret invention that instantly dehydrates people. (105 mins.)
“ "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb." ” - matthias707
 
86.
Antibody (2002 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
After a terrorist with an implanted nuclear detonator gets shot, a team of scientists must defuse the bomb by miniaturizing themselves and going into his bloodstream. His organism's antibodies start to mass against them. (90 mins.)
“ I think I fell asleep during this one. I don't remember it. ” - matthias707
 
87.
Survival Island (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
Teens trapped on an island are haunted by a demon hidden inside...a pinata. (85 mins.)
“ AKA Pinata Survival Island. A group of "teens" are stranded on an island and they somehow conjure up a demonic tiki man that kills them all. ” - matthias707
 
88.
Lost Voyage (2001 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Twenty five years ago, the SS Corona Queen disappeared in the region known as, "The Bermuda Triangle"... (96 mins.)
“ Judd Nelson gets lost at sea in the Bermuda triangle with ghosts. ” - matthias707
 
89.
Army of Darkness (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
A man is accidentally transported to 1300 A.D., where he must battle an army of the dead and retrieve the Necronomicon so he can return home. (81 mins.)
Director: Sam Raimi
“ Wonderful! I love this and all of the Evil Dead films, although this one is my favorite. ” - matthias707
 
90.
Mr. Atlas (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A young boy accidentally falls into a deep hole and finds himself face-to-face with the Greek god Atlas. (99 mins.)
Director: Karen Arbeeny
“ Yikes. That man is too close to that young boy. ” - matthias707
 
91.
Karate Cop (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
John Travis is the last honest cop in a future dominated by terroristic martial-arts gangs who fight gladiator-style in arenas. (90 mins.)
Director: Alan Roberts
“ In the future when guns are still killing people, the only thing that can stop the epidemic is one "special police" officer with a green belt in karate.

Check out Lincoln, who somewhat resembles Guy Fieri, and bathe in the gloriousness that is Snaker. ” - matthias707
 
92.
The Karate Dog (2005 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
When LAPD computer expert Peter Fowler investigates the killing of an old man in Chinatown, he finds the only witness is his dog... (84 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
“ Jon Voigt was better in this than in Superbabies, although that's not much of a compliment. ” - matthias707
 
93.
Twisted Justice (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
In the Los Angeles of the future, police are forbidden to carry weapons and must use stun guns (called "stingers") instead... (90 mins.)
Director: David Heavener
 
94.
Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla (1952)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
Two goofy entertainers meet a mad scientist on a jungle island. (74 mins.)
“ Apparently Sammy got sued by Jerry Lewis for copying him exactly and Lewis won the lawsuit. Dean Martin would have sued Mitchell as well, but he was too drunk/stoned to remember anything. It helps if you are drunk/stoned while watching this dreck. ” - matthias707
 
95.
Row Your Boat (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Jamey Meadows is a convict just released from prison, hoping to live a straight life on the outside... (106 mins.)
“ Bon Jovi plays a census taker who falls in love with an Asian lady and then ends up getting killed for some reason. Oops. I should have said spoiler alert...wait a second, no one is going to watch this stupid movie. Never mind. ” - matthias707
 
96.
The Derby Stallion (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
An alcoholic former horse-trainer perceives in a fifteen-year-old boy a unique gift of horsemanship and makes it possible for the boy to conceive his dream and pursue it. (99 mins.)
Director: Craig Clyde
“ Kevin Summerfield produced this movie, which is why it is still terrible, but at least it has Zach Efron in it; although his character is a total wuss. The grizzled old drunkard with an affinity for troubled youth is great though. Something for every person to aspire to. ” - matthias707
 
97.
Bitch Slap (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Three bad girls travel to a remote desert hideaway to steal $200 million in diamonds from a ruthless underworld kingpin. (109 mins.)
Director: Rick Jacobson
“ Terrible. This movie was pseudo-soft-core porn but with worse acting and more green screen explosions. Oh and it also has Kevin Sorbo. ” - matthias707
 
98.
Stiff Odds (2004 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
The Grim Reaper, who runs a bookie shop in the afterlife, resurrects three recently deceased zombies to help him recover his own debt losses and gain revenge on those who killed them. (84 mins.)
Director: Caleb Allen
“ This is one of the worst things I have ever subjected myself to. It rivals Taintlight and should not be viewed by anyone. Even the detainees at Gitmo would crack from the sheer agony that this film induces. ” - matthias707
 
99.
Reptilicus (1961)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
After copper miners discover part of the frozen tail of a prehistoric monster in Lapland, scientists inadvertently bring it back to life. (92 mins.)
Director: Sidney Pink
“ Because the 1960s didn't have enough Godzilla rip-offs. ” - matthias707
 
100.
Frogs (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A group of hapless victims celebrate a birthday on an island estate crawling with killer amphibians, birds, insects, and reptiles. (91 mins.)
Director: George McCowan
“ Other than the plot not making sense, the title pretty much sums up the movie. ” - matthias707