Top 28 "How I Met Your Mother" Episodes

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How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Slap Bet (2006)
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The gang discovers that Robin's been hiding a huge secret, but they have no idea what it is. Marshall thinks she is married, and Barney thinks she was a porn star. (22 mins.)
 
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How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Spoiler Alert (2007)
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The guys shatter Ted's impressions of his new girlfriend by telling him she talks too much. Ted responds by turning the tables on his friends, and they react by pointing out Ted's worst flaw. (22 mins.)
 
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How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Swarley (2006)
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The guys tell Marshall to stay away from his new date because she has "crazy eyes," but she couldn't be any crazier than Lily after she learns that Marshall's going out on his first new date. (22 mins.)
 
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How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Intervention (2008)
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Ted, Robin, Marshall, and Lily all begin getting cold feet because of their imminent life changes, and Barney tries to prove that he can pick up a woman while posing as an 80-year-old man. (22 mins.)
 
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How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Game Night (2006)
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Marshall's game night leads to some startling and very embarrassing revelations. (22 mins.)
 
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How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Naked Man (2008)
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When the gang learns that a bold, desperation date move got Robin into bed, Ted and Barney decide to try it out for themselves. (22 mins.)
 
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How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Benefits (2009)
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Ted and Robin discover that sex with each other solve their fights as roommates, which makes Barney very jealous and angry. Meanwhile, Marshall reveals that he's too embarrassed to use the office bathroom. (22 mins.)
 
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How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Playbook (2009)
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When Barney hooks up with a woman Lily had been saving for Ted, she gets revenge by stealing his "playbook," which contains all the moves he uses to pick up women. But will Barney have the last laugh? (22 mins.)
 
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How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Slapsgiving (2007)
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Marshall warns Barney that the third slap in their "slap bet" will be coming on Thanksgiving night. Meanwhile, Ted and Robin sleep together on the night before Thanksgiving. (22 mins.)
 
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How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Perfect Week (2010)
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When Barney is about to complete the perfect week - landing seven different girls in seven days - the gang roots him on in order to forget about their own miserable week. (22 mins.)
 
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How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
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A father recounts to his children, through a series of flashbacks, the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to him meeting their mother. (22 mins.)
“ Pilot Episode ” - kordite1213
 
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How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Pineapple Incident (2005)
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After an alcohol-induced blackout, Ted awakens to find a strange woman and a pineapple in his bed. (22 mins.)
 
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How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
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With Victoria on his mind, Ted has conflicted feelings when Robin invites him over for a late-night rendevouz. (22 mins.)
 
14.
How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: How I Met Everyone Else (2007)
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While everyone meets Ted's new crazy girlfriend, everyone recounts their stories of how they met everyone else. But the stories turn out to have several inconsistencies. (22 mins.)
 
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How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
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Barney's plan to meet girls at the airport backfires as he and Ted are picked up by airport security. Meanwhile, Lily gets jealous of Robin. (22 mins.)
 
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How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Everything Must Go (2008)
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Barney helps Abby get back at Ted by staging a fake proposal, but Abby doesn't realize that it's fake. Lily decides to sell some of her paintings so that she and Marshall can pay for floor repairs at their new place. (22 mins.)
 
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How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Three Days Rule (2009)
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Ted gets around the three-day rule by texting a woman he just met, but he doesn't realize that he's actually texting Barney and Marshall. (22 mins.)
 
18.
How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Sexless Innkeeper (2009)
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When Lily and Marshall realize that Robin and Barney are the perfect double-date friends, they try too hard to impress and come on too strong. Meanwhile, Ted gets a new nickname from Barney after an unsuccessful hook-up. (22 mins.)
 
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How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Zoo or False (2010)
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Marshall comes up with a number of different outrageous and embarrassing stories to explain how he was mugged in Central Park, but which of his stories is the truth? (22 mins.)
 
20.
How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Ted Mosby, Architect (2006)
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Barney tells Ted that single women like architects. But will Ted use this useful tidbit of information to cheat on Robin after they have their first fight? (22 mins.)
 
21.
How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Hooked (2010)
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When the gang tries to convince Ted that he is being strung along by Tiffany, they reflect about relationships where each of them has been in the same situation. (22 mins.)
 
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How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Front Porch (2009)
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Ted becomes angry with Lily when he finds out that she has been sabotaging all his relationships that she did not approve of, including his relationship with Robin. (22 mins.)
 
23.
How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Single Stamina (2006)
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Barney's gay black brother is in town, but he doesn't want to tell Barney that he's getting married because he'll be losing his only single sidekick. (22 mins.)
 
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How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
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Jealous over Barney's relationship with Nora, Robin tells her court-appointed therapist the series of events that led up to the assault that she committed. (22 mins.)
 
25.
How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Slutty Pumpkin (2005)
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Halloween high jinx are afoot as Ted makes his annual trek to the same lame party in search of a girl he met there years ago. (22 mins.)
 
26.
How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Window (2009)
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Maggie a girl next door Ted has wanted to date for years has suddenly broken up with her latest boyfriend, giving him and many other guys a chance to score with her. (22 mins.)
 
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How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Rough Patch (2009)
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After Barney and Robin hit a rough patch in their relationship, Lily devises the perfect plan to break them up, calling in help from Robin's famous friend, Alan Thicke. (22 mins.)
 
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How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Murtaugh (2009)
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Barney tries to do all the items on Ted's "I'm to old for this stuff" list, while Marshall's over-competitive side comes out when he coaches Lily's Kindergarten basketball team. (22 mins.)