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1.
Good Burger (1997)
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Two dim-witted teenagers are forced to save the fast food restaurant they work at from going out of business, despite a new-and-improved burger joint opening across the street that want to be the "Top Dog" in the fast food industry. (103 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
 
2.
Tom and Jerry: The Movie (1992)
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Tom and Jerry must save a girl from her evil aunt. (84 mins.)
Director: Phil Roman
 
3.
Blank Check (1994)
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By accident, the 12-year-old Preston is given a blank check and when he fills in $1,000,000 - he is able to get it... (93 mins.)
 
4.
Batman & Robin (1997)
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Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
 
5.
Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A retired spy is called back into action, and to bond with her new step-children, she invites them along for the adventure to stop the evil Timekeeper from taking over the world. (89 mins.)
 
6.
First Kid (1996)
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Luke Davenport is the thirteen-year-old son of Paul Davenport, the President of the United States, and first lady Linda Davenport... (101 mins.)
Director: David M. Evans
 
7.
Problem Child (1990)
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A young boy is just short of a monster. He is adopted by a loving man and his wacky wife. The laughs keep coming as the boy pushes them to the limits. (81 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
 
8.
Ri¢hie Ri¢h (1994)
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A rich young boy finds his family targeted in an inside job and must use his cunning to save them. (95 mins.)
Director: Donald Petrie
 
9.
Doctor Dolittle (1998)
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A Doctor finds out that he can understand what animals are saying. And the animals find out that he understands. (85 mins.)
Director: Betty Thomas
 
10.
Dennis the Menace (1993)
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When his parents have to go out of town, Dennis stays with Mr. and Mrs. Wilson. The little menace is driving Mr. Wilson crazy, but Dennis is just trying to be helpful. Even to the thief who's arrived in town. (94 mins.)
Director: Nick Castle
 
11.
Christmas with the Kranks (2004)
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With their daughter away, the Kranks decide to skip Christmas altogether until she decides to come home, causing an uproar when they have to celebrate the holiday at the last minute. (99 mins.)
Director: Joe Roth
 
12.
Epic Movie (2007)
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A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity. (86 mins.)
 
13.
Meet the Spartans (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag... (86 mins.)
 
14.
Vampires Suck (2010)
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A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom. (82 mins.)
 
15.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
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After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
 
16.
Glen or Glenda (1953)
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A psychiatrist tells two stories: one of a transvestite (Glen or Glenda), the other of a pseudohermaphrodite (Alan or Anne). (65 mins.)
 
17.
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Aliens resurrect dead humans as zombies and vampires to stop humanity from creating the Solaranite (a sort of sun-driven bomb). (79 mins.)
 
18.
Honey I Blew Up the Kid (1992)
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The Szalinski family is back, this time hilarious disaster strikes when an experiment causes their new toddler son to grow many stories tall. (89 mins.)
Director: Randal Kleiser
 
19.
Free Willy 3: The Rescue (1997)
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A teenage Jesse and old friend Randolph try to foil an illegal whaler threatening Willy and his pregnant mate. (86 mins.)
Director: Sam Pillsbury
 
20.
Gordy (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A talking pig named Gordy becomes involved in a quest to save his family from the slaughterhouse. (90 mins.)
Director: Mark Lewis
 
21.
The Good Son (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A young boy stays with his aunt and uncle, and befriends his cousin who's the same age. But his cousin begins showing increasing signs of violent behavior. (87 mins.)
Director: Joseph Ruben
 
22.
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Three young boys, Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum together with their neighbor girl, computer whiz Amanda are... (93 mins.)
Director: Sean McNamara
 
23.
102 Dalmatians (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Cruella DeVil gets out of prison and goes after them darned puppies once more. (100 mins.)
Director: Kevin Lima
 
24.
The Adventures of Ociee Nash (2003)
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The Adventures of Ociee Nash tells the story of nine year old Ociee Nash in the year 1898 who is sent from her father and brothers in rural Mississippi to live with her refined aunt in Asheville, North Carolina. (87 mins.)
Director: Kristen McGary
 
25.
The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle (2000)
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When enemies Boris, Natasha and Fearless leader escape into the real world with a nefarious scheme, Rocky & Bullwinkle do the same and team up with a young F.B.I. agent to stop the trio. (92 mins.)
Director: Des McAnuff
 
26.
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A young boy is recruited by his imaginary friends Sharkboy and Lavagirl to help save their planet. (93 mins.)
 
27.
Stuart Little 2 (2002)
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Stuart and Snowbell set out across town to rescue a friend. (77 mins.)
Director: Rob Minkoff
 
28.
Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
The Looney Tunes search for a man's missing father and the mythical Blue Monkey diamond. (91 mins.)
Director: Joe Dante
 
29.
The Possession (2012)
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A young girl buys an antique box at a yard sale, unaware that inside the collectible lives a malicious ancient spirit. The girl's father teams with his ex-wife to find a way to end the curse upon their child. (92 mins.)
Director: Ole Bornedal
 
30.
The Apparition (2012)
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A couple is haunted by a supernatural presence that is unleashed during a college experiment. (83 mins.)
Director: Todd Lincoln
 
31.
11/11/11 (2011)
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Nicole has six months to get married... she just doesn't have a fiancé yet. (81 mins.)
Director: Peter Macaluso
 
32.
The Last Exorcism (2010)
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A troubled evangelical minister agrees to let his last exorcism be filmed by a documentary crew. (87 mins.)
Director: Daniel Stamm
 
33.
Too Beautiful (2005)
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Costantino and Daniele are two friends which have very success with girls. Their wish is to work in... (97 mins.)
 
34.
From Justin to Kelly (2003)
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A waitress from Texas and a college student from Pennsylvania meet during spring break in Fort Lauderdale, Florida and come together through their shared love of singing. (81 mins.)
Director: Robert Iscove
 
35.
The Tony Blair Witch Project (2000 Video)
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Told in Documentary form, the film depicts a group of five British film critics and politicians who... (70 mins.)
 
36.
Disaster Movie (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events. (87 mins.)
 
37.
Fat Slags (2004)
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The Fat Slags from Viz hit the big time and become celebrities. (75 mins.)
Director: Ed Bye
 
38.
Pledge This! (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
At South Beach University, a beautiful sorority president takes in a group of unconventional freshman girls seeking acceptance into her house. (91 mins.)
 
39.
Kis Vuk (2008)
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Little Jack is a young fox living happily with his family in the woods, but everything changes when... (85 mins.)
 
40.
A Story About Love (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Two young people stand on a street corner in a run-down part of New York, kissing. Despite the lawlessness of the district they are left unmolested... (70 mins.)
Director: Aune Sand
 
41.
Extra Terrestrial Visitors (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A young boy in the woods discovers a lovable alien...or is it? (80 mins.)
 
42.
Mac and Me (1988)
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An alien trying to escape from NASA is befriended by a wheelchair-bound boy. (95 mins.)
Director: Stewart Raffill
 
43.
Zaat (1971)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
A mad scientist transforms himself into an aquatic killer. (100 mins.)
Director: Don Barton
 
44.
Crossover (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A naturally talented basketball player, Noah Cruise is determined to become a doctor using his basketball scholarship to UCLA pre-med... (95 mins.)
 
45.
Troll (1986)
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A wicked troll king in search of a mystical ring that will return him to his human form invades a San Francisco apartment complex where a powerful witch lives. (82 mins.)
 
46.
Troll 2 (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them. (95 mins.)
Director: Drake Floyd
 
47.
Addiction - When Nothing Is Enough (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
Thirty-something Jonna, successful ad executive with cozy architect husband Niklas and two small children... (99 mins.)
Director: Minna Virtanen
 
48.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents. (81 mins.)
 
49.
American Ninja 5 (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
When a scientists daughter is kidnapped, American Ninja (David Bradley), attempts to find her, but this time he teams up with a youngster he has trained in the ways of the ninja. (102 mins.)
 
50.
Cool as Ice (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A rap-oriented remake of "The Wild One", with heavy emphasis on the fact that rap star Vanilla Ice has assumed the Marlon Brando role. (91 mins.)
Director: David Kellogg
 
51.
Ghosts Can't Do It (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Elderly Scott kills himself after a heart attack wrecks his body, but then comes back as a ghost and convinces his loving young hot wife Kate to pick and kill a young man in order for Scott to possess his body and be with her again. (90 mins.)
Director: John Derek
 
52.
In the Mix (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
A successful DJ manages to rescue a powerful mobster one night. In order to repay him, the mobster gives him the task of protecting his daughter. (95 mins.)
Director: Ron Underwood
 
53.
Glitter (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A young singer dates a disc jockey who helps her get into the music business, but their relationship become complicated as she ascends to super stardom. (104 mins.)
 
54.
Anus Magillicutty (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
When Anus Magillicutty's woman stops a would-be assassin, Anus is forced to interrupt his life of guzzling beer and women to dispose of the corpse... (70 mins.)
Director: Morey Fineburgh
 
55.
The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A woman agrees to go on a date with a man only if he finds a suitor for her unattractive best friend. (91 mins.)
Director: Tom Putnam
 
56.
Meatballs III: Summer Job (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
The ghost of a dead porn star comes to Earth to help a nerd with his sex life. (96 mins.)
Director: George Mendeluk
 
57.
Popstar (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
A teenage girl's life gets turned upside down when a new school friend turns out to be a pop star. (94 mins.)
Director: Richard Gabai
 
58.
Date Movie (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Spoof of romantic comedies which focuses on a man, his crush, his parents, and her father. (83 mins.)
Director: Aaron Seltzer
 
59.
Chairman of the Board (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A surfer becomes the head of a major company. (95 mins.)
Director: Alex Zamm
 
60.
Xuxa Popstar (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.3/10 X  
A retired fashion model returns to Brazil to personally meet her on-line date, as her modeling agency becomes successful which angers a competitor. (86 mins.)
 
61.
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
A slovenly cable repairman becomes a big-city health inspector and is tasked with uncovering the source of a food poisoning epidemic. (89 mins.)
Director: Trent Cooper
 
62.
Going Overboard (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A struggling young comedian takes a menial job on a cruise ship where he hopes for his big chance to make it in the world of cruise ship comedy. (99 mins.)
Director: Valerie Breiman