50 Of My Favorite Movie Quotes
Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson)
"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherf**cker say what one more Goddamn time!"
"There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been saying that sh**it for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded *beep* to say to a *beep* before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some *beep* this morning made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that *beep* ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd."
Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fu**ckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fu**ckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fu**ckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fu**ckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean sh**it
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fu**ckin master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: sh**it yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fu**ck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fu**ck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Yo, yo, yo, man, you best back off. I'm getting pissed here. This is the door.
Vincent: There it is.
Jules: What time you got?
Vincent: 7:22 in the a.m.
Jules: No, it's not time yet. Let's hang back. Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfu**ckin' house, fu**ckin' up the way the ni**ggers talks. motherfu**cker do that sh**it to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfu**cker know what I'm sayin'?
Vincent: I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fu**cking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fu**cking Marsellus knew it, and Antwone should have fu**cking better known better. I mean, that's his fu**cking wife, man. He can't be expected to have a sense of humor about that sh**it You know what I'm saying?
Jules: That's an interesting point. Come on, let's get into character.
________________________________________________________Jules: You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vincent where you got the sh**it hid at?
Marvin: It's over th...
Jules: I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! You were saying?
Roger: It's in the cupboard.
[Vincent starts looking in the upper cupboard]
Roger: No, no, the one by your kn-knees.
Jules: We happy?
[Vincent continues staring at the briefcase's contents]
Jules: Vincent! We happy?
Vincent: Yeah, we happy.
Brett: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, Vincent, right? But I didn't get yours...
Jules: My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this sh**it
Brett: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fu**cked up with us and Mr. Wallace. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...
Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Jules: English, motherfu**cker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfu**cker, say what one more Goddamn time! ” - The Notorious
" I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die."
"Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave."
Gaff (Edward James Olmos)
"It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?" ” - The Notorious
"Want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not one bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says: 'Why so serious?' He comes at me with the knife - 'Why so serious?!' He sticks the blade in my mouth. 'Let's put a smile on that face!' And why so serious?"
"Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."
Lt. James Gordon (Gary Oldman)
"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A DARK KNIGHT." ” - The Notorious
[removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
"What we do in life, echoes in eternity." ” - The Notorious
[Both are overcome by exhaustion Sam says] "Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields... and eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?"
Frodo: No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of food... nor the sound of water... nor the touch of grass. I'm... naked in the dark, with nothing, no veil... between me... and the wheel of fire! I can see him... with my waking eyes!
Sam: Then let us be rid of it... once and for all! Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you! ” - The Notorious
"I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!"
"Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed..." ” - The Notorious
"Fredo, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels, I don't want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand? "
"There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"
"I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies." ” - The Notorious
[Shows up while Arthur is in a gunfight] "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling."
[Pulls out a grenade launcher] ” - The Notorious
"Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark, I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding! ”
"We will destroy Gotham and then, when it is done and Gotham is ashes, then you have my permission to die."
Bruce Wayne aka Batman (Christian Bale)
"A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a little boy's shoulders to let him know that the world hadn't ended."
[takes off in the Bat]
Jim Gordon: Bruce Wayne? ” - The Notorious
“ I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?” ” - The Notorious
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fu**ck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK. [Draws] ” ” - The Notorious
"I'm gonna make him an offer he won't refuse"
YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!
[gives a quick slap to Fontane]
What's the matter with you? Is this what you've become, a Hollywood finocchio who cries like a woman? "Oh, what do I do? What do I do?" What is that nonsense? Ridiculous!
[the Don's unexpected mimicry makes Hagen and even Fontane laugh; around this time Sonny comes in]
Michael: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.
Kay Adams: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.
Michael: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?
Michael Corleone (Al Pacino)
"Don't ask me about my business!"
"All right. This one time I’ll let you ask me about my affairs.”
"Fredo, you’re my older brother and I love you. But don’t take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever."
"It’s not personal, Sonny. It’s strictly business."
"Just lie here, Pop. I'll take care of you now. I'm with you now. I'm with you.
"Barzini is dead. So is Phillip Tattaglia. Moe Greene. Stracci. Cuneo. Today I settled all family business so don't tell me that you're innocent. Admit what you did...Get him a drink. Don't be afraid, Carlo. Come on, you think I'd make my sister a widow? I'm Godfather to your son...Go ahead. Drink. Drink. No, you're out of the family business, that's your punishment. You're finished. I'm putting you on a plane to Vegas. Tom?...I want you to stay there, you understand?...Only don't tell me that you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and it makes me very angry. Now, who approached you first? Barzini or Tattaglia?"
Peter Clemenza (Richard Castellano)
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
"Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes." ” - The Notorious
"I got mind control over Deebo. He be like "shut the fu**ck up." I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again."
"Dammmnnnn!!!" ” - The Notorious
"My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
"Stupid is as stupid does."
"You died on a Saturday morning. And I had you placed here under our tree. And I had that house of your father's bulldozed to the ground. Momma always said dyin' was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't. Little Forrest, he's doing just fine. About to start school again soon. I make his breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day. I make sure he combs his hair and brushes his teeth every day. Teaching him how to play ping-pong. He's really good. We fish a lot. And every night, we read a book. He's so smart, Jenny. You'd be so proud of him. I am. He, uh, wrote a letter, and he says I can't read it. I'm not supposed to, so I'll just leave it here for you. Jenny, I don't know if Momma was right or if, if it's Lieutenant Dan. I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happening at the same time. I miss you, Jenny. If there's anything you need, I won't be far away." ” - The Notorious
"I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this f**cking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this f**cking face. I make that sh**t work. It does whatever the f**ck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little f**ck
[referring to Silent Bob]
Jay: , none of you little f**cks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little sh**t. Then I rub my nose with it."
[singing] F**ck, f**ck, f**ck, f**ck, / Mother, mother f**ck, / Mother, mother f**ck, f**ck / Mother f**ck, mother f**ck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'...
Teen: Uh, let me get a nickel bag.
[singing] / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that sh**t in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what? ” - The Notorious
" I never fu**cked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand? That piece of sh**it up there, I never liked him, I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed. But that's history. I'm here, he's not. Do you wanna go on with me, you say it. You don't, then you make a move.
"Okay Sosa; You wanna fu**ck with me? You fu**cking with the best! You wanna fu**ck with me? Okay. You little co**ckroaches... come on. You wanna play games? Okay, I play with you; come on. Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
"What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of f**ckin' as**holes You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f**ckin fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!"
"I'm Tony Montana! You f**cking with me, you f**cking with the best!"
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."
"Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me!"
"This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy just waiting to get f**ck."
"I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice."
"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."
"Chi Chi, get the yeyo."
Tony Montana: Me, I want what's coming to me.
Manny: Oh, well what's coming to you?
Tony Montana: The world, chico, and everything in it. ” - The Notorious
"My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Nazis. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fu**ckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?"
"You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'." ” - The Notorious
"They drew first blood, not me." ” - The Notorious
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." ” - The Notorious
"You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. You were to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness." ” - The Notorious
The name's Bond... James Bond.
James Bond: [after Bond has just lost his 10 million in the game, to the bartender] Vodka-martini.
Bartender: Shaken or stirred?
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
James Bond: Dry Martini.
Bartender: Oui, monsieur.
James Bond: Wait... three measures of Gordon's; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel. ” - The Notorious
Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like
Kilgore: victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
[suddenly walks off] ” - The Notorious
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye." ” - The Notorious
Holy dog sh**t Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [singing] I don't want no teenage queen!
Recruits: [singing] I don't want no teenage queen!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [singing] I just want my M-14!
Recruits: [singing] I just want my M-14!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [singing] If I die in the combat zone...
Recruits: [singing] If I die in the combat zone...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [singing] Box me up and ship me home!
Recruits: [singing] Box me up and ship me home!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [singing] Pin my medals up on my chest!
Recruits: [singing] Pin my medals up on my chest!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [singing] Tell my mom I've Done my best!
Recruits: [singing] Tell my mom I've Done my best!
Recruits: [chanting] This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen. ” - The Notorious
[Jake leave with Alonzo's pay-off for the Russian Mob.] What? Oh no you didn't. Wait a minute, no you didn't, aye aye Jake! Hey! Jake! Jake! Jake! Come back here! Jake! You disloyal fool-ass bitch-made-punk. Jake! I need my money! Jake! Awwww, you motherfu**ckers Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all of you bitches! Huh. You think you can do this sh**it Jake! You think you can do this to me?! You motherfu**ckers will be playin' basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you! SHU program, ni**gga 23 hour lockdown! I'm the man up in this piece! You'll never see the light of - who the fu**ck do you think you're fu**ckin' with? I'm the police, I run sh**it here. You just live here! Yeah, that's right, you better walk away! Go on and walk away, 'cause I'm gonna burn this motherfu**cker down. King Kong ain't got SH**IT on me! That's right, that's right. Sh**it, I don't fu**ck. I'm winnin' anyway, I'm winnin.' I'm winnin' any motherfu**ckin' way, I can't lose. Sh**it you can shoot me, but you can't kill me. Hahahahaha, sh**it Haha, oh what a day! What a motherfu**cking day! Haha, hahaha. ” - The Notorious
"Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight." ” - The Notorious
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherf**cker!" ” - The Notorious
"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am." ” - The Notorious
"Go ahead, make my day." ” - The Notorious
"May the Force be with you." ” - The Notorious
"Do, or do not. There is no "try"." ” - The Notorious
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" ” - The Notorious
"I'm making this up as I go"
“It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage.”
“Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?” ” - The Notorious
"My name is Jordan Belfort. The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week."
"Let me tell you something. There's no nobility in poverty. I've been a poor man, and I've been a rich man. And I choose rich every fu**cking time."
"On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome."
"Oh my God! You had to deal with the Golf Course people too! What a greek tragedy! Honey oh my God!, you probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! What a fu**cking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fu**cking credit card all day? Huh? Cause I can't keep track of your professions honey! Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now you're an aspiring landscape architect, Isn't that right?"
Mark Hanna: Nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, down, sideways or in circles. You know what a Fugazi is?
Jordan Belfort: Fugazi, it's a fake.
Mark Hanna: Fugazi, Fugazi. It's a wazy. It's a woozie. It's fairy dust. ” - The Notorious
Eli Sunday: Why are you talking about Paul? Don't say this to me.
Plainview: I did what your brother couldn't. I broke you and I beat you. It was Paul who told me about you. He's the prophet. He's the smart one. He knew what was there and he found me to take it out of the ground, and you know what the funny thing is? Listen... listen... listen... I paid him ten thousand dollars, cash in hand, just like that. He has his own company now. A prosperous little business. Three wells producing. Five thousand dollars a week.
Plainview: Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense. You're just the afterbirth, Eli.
Eli Sunday: No...
Plainview: You slithered out of your mother's filth.
Eli Sunday: No.
Plainview: They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at your mother's teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli- one of Bandy's sows? That land has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It's gone. It's had. You lose.
Eli Sunday: If you would just take this lease, Daniel...
Plainview: Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake! [sucking sound] I drink it up!
Eli Sunday: Don't bully me, Daniel!
[Daniel roars and throws Eli across the room]
Plainview: Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you, Eli? I am the Third Revelation! I am who the Lord has chosen! ” - The Notorious
"To begin with, this case should never have come to trial. The state has not produced one iota of medical evidence that the crime Tom Robinson is charged with ever took place... It has relied instead upon the testimony of two witnesses, whose evidence has not only been called into serious question on cross-examination, but has been flatly contradicted by the defendant. Now, there is circumstantial evidence to indicate that Mayella Ewel was beaten - savagely, by someone who led exclusively with his left. And Tom Robinson now sits before you having taken the oath with the only good hand he possesses... his RIGHT. I have nothing but pity in my heart for the chief witness for the State. She is the victim of cruel poverty and ignorance. But my pity does not extend so far as to her putting a man's life at stake, which she has done in an effort to get rid of her own guilt. Now I say "guilt," gentlemen, because it was guilt that motivated her. She's committed no crime - she has merely broken a rigid and time-honored code of our society, a code so severe that whoever breaks it is hounded from our midst as unfit to live with. She must destroy the evidence of her offense. But what was the evidence of her offense? Tom Robinson, a human being. She must put Tom Robinson away from her. Tom Robinson was to her a daily reminder of what she did. Now, what did she do? She tempted a Negro. She was white, and she tempted a Negro. She did something that, in our society, is unspeakable. She kissed a black man. Not an old uncle, but a strong, young Negro man. No code mattered to her before she broke it, but it came crashing down on her afterwards. The witnesses for the State, with the exception of the sheriff of Maycomb County have presented themselves to you gentlemen, to this court in the cynical confidence that their testimony would not be doubted, confident that you gentlemen would go along with them on the assumption... the evil assumption that all Negroes lie, all Negroes are basically immoral beings, all Negro men are not to be trusted around our women. An assumption that one associates with minds of their caliber, and which is, in itself, gentlemen, a lie, which I do not need to point out to you. And so, a quiet, humble, respectable Negro, who has had the unmitigated TEMERITY to feel sorry for a white woman, has had to put his word against TWO white people's! The defendant is not guilty - but somebody in this courtroom is. Now, gentlemen, in this country, our courts are the great levelers. In our courts, all men are created equal. I'm no idealist to believe firmly in the integrity of our courts and of our jury system - that's no ideal to me. That is a living, working reality! Now I am confident that you gentlemen will review, without passion, the evidence that you have heard, come to a decision and restore this man to his family. In the name of GOD, do your duty. In the name of God, believe... Tom Robinson."
"If you just learn a single trick, Scout, you'll get along a lot better with all kinds of folks. You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view... Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it." ” - The Notorious
"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
"Yo, she-bitch, let's go!"
Possessed Sheila: You found me beautiful once...
Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!
Duke Henry: You're not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash: Who wants to know?
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northland and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well, hello, Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you, pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and *beep* and Jack left town. ” - The Notorious
"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good." ” - The Notorious
"Argo f**ck yourself" ” - The Notorious
"Calling it your job don't make it right, boss." _______________________________________________________
Captain (Strother Martin)
"What we've got here is failure to communicate." ” - The Notorious
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
"Here's looking at you, Kid."
"We'll always have Paris."
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
Victor Laszlo (Paul Henreid)
"You stop breathing, you die. You stop fighting, the world dies."
Ilsa Lund (Ingrid Bergma)
"Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake." ” - The Notorious
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fu**cking customers." ” - The Notorious
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone." ” - The Notorious
"The stuff that dreams are made of..." ” - The Notorious
"What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?" ” - The Notorious
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."
Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)
"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fu**ckin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the fu**ck am I funny? What the fu**ck is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."
James "Jimmy" Conway (Robert De Niro)
"I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut." ” - The Notorious
"Mike? What's the pool on me up to right now? What's it up to? What is it, uh, $300 dollars -- is that it? Three hundred? I'm a school teacher. I teach English Composition in this little town called Adley, Pennsylvania. The last eleven years, I've been at Thomas Alva Edison High School. I was the coach of the baseball team in the spring time. Back home when I tell people what I do for a living, they think, well, that, that figures. But over here, it's a big, a big mystery. So I guess I've changed some. Sometimes I wonder if I've changed so much my wife is even gonna recognize me whenever it is I get back to her, and how I'll ever be able to, to tell her about days like today. Ah, Ryan - I don't know anything about Ryan. I don't care. Man means nothin' to me. It's just a name. But if, (sigh) you know, if goin' to Ramelle and findin' him so he can go home, if that earns me the right to get back to my wife, well, then, then that's my mission."
"You wanna leave? You wanna go off and fight the war? Alright. Alright, I won't stop ya. I'll even put in the paperwork. I just know that every man I kill, the farther away from home I feel." ” - The Notorious
"When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?" ______________________________________________________
Det. Sgt. Dignam (Mark Wahlberg)
“I’m the guy doing my job. You must be the other guy.”
“Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fu**ck yourself.”
“You may play a tough guy for your gangster friends, but you don’t get nothing past me, you lace-curtain Irish fu**cking pussy!”
“No, you don’t know. Because if someone like you knew what we did, that would make us cu**nts Are you calling us cu**nts."
Ellerby: Go fu**ck yourself.
Dignam: I’m tired from fu**cking your wife.
Ellerby: How is your mother?
Dignam: Good. She’s tired from *beep* my father. ” - The Notorious
Yo Adrian, I did it! ” - The Notorious
"What's in the box?!" ” - The Notorious