FAIL movies I watched in 2012

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1.
The House of the Devil (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
During a night of 1983 with full lunar eclipse, Samantha Hughes takes a babysitting job surrounded by mysterious circumstances before she finds out her client's terrifying secret. (95 mins.)
Director: Ti West
“ A good effort, some tense moments, but ultimately disappointing ” - DannX68
 
2.
Inferno (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
An American college student in Rome and his sister in New York investigate a series of killings in both locations where their resident addresses are the domain of two covens of witches. (107 mins.)
Director: Dario Argento
“ Seriously....?? ” - DannX68
 
3.
Prom Night (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A masked killer stalks four teenagers, responsible for the accidental death of a little girl six years earlier, at their high school's senior prom. (92 mins.)
Director: Paul Lynch
“ Saw this YEARS ago for the first time, now I saw it again. What a snoozefest.... ” - DannX68
 
4.
Prom Night III: The Last Kiss (1990 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
A murdered high school girl returns from the grave and hypnotizes a student into helping her commit revenge murders. (97 mins.)
“ Just....no. ” - DannX68
 
5.
Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A religious fanatic stalks four teens he feels have transgressed the law of God. (92 mins.)
Director: Clay Borris
“ Getting mad now.... ” - DannX68
 
6.
The Uninvited (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Anna Ivers returns home to her sister Alex after a stint in a mental hospital, though her recovery is jeopardized thanks to her cruel stepmother. Her dismay quickly turns to horror when she is visited by ghastly visions of her dead mother. (87 mins.)
“ What a load of bulls....!!
Way to go for Hollywood to mess up a remake of A Tale Of Two Sisters, by removing EVERYTHING that made the original so good! ” - DannX68
 
7.
Mulberry St (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A deadly infection breaks out in Manhattan, causing humans to devolve into blood-thirsty rat creatures... (84 mins.)
Director: Jim Mickle
“ Well-made, a nice concept, but a little flat execution. ” - DannX68
 
8.
Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Set on the last day of camp, in the hot summer of 1981, a group of counselors try to complete their unfinished business before the day ends. (97 mins.)
Director: David Wain
“ Apart from the guy on guy action involving Bradley Cooper, there's nothing to see here. ” - DannX68
 
9.
Be Kind Rewind (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Two bumbling store clerks inadvertently erase the footage from all of the tapes in their video rental store. In order to keep the business running, they re-shoot every film in the store with their own camera, with a budget of zero dollars. (102 mins.)
Director: Michel Gondry
“ Good premise, bad execution. ” - DannX68
 
10.
Bridesmaids (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Competition between the maid of honor and a bridesmaid, over who is the bride's best friend, threatens to upend the life of an out-of-work pastry chef. (125 mins.)
Director: Paul Feig
“ Doesn't live up to the hype. ” - DannX68
 
11.
Curse of the Fly (1965)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Motorist Martin Delambre attempts to keep evidence of his family's bizarre experiments in teleportation hidden from his wife, who is hiding secrets of her own. (86 mins.)
Director: Don Sharp
“ The worst of the old Fly movies. ” - DannX68
 
12.
The Child's Eye (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A group of friends find themselves stranded in an old hotel. As they uncover the history beneath the walls they're slowly drawn into its sinister past making it harder to get out alive! (97 mins.)
“ A tad better then The Eye 10/The Eye 3/Eye: Infinity, but still just meh. ” - DannX68
 
13.
127 Hours (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
An adventurous mountain climber becomes trapped under a boulder while canyoneering alone near Moab, Utah and resorts to desperate measures in order to survive. (94 mins.)
Director: Danny Boyle
“ Sorry, but this really bored and annoyed me. ” - DannX68
 
14.
Dumplings (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
In Hong Kong, Aunt Mei is a cook famous for her home-made rejuvenation dumplings, based on a millenarian... (91 mins.)
Director: Fruit Chan
“ Actually, the shortened version seen in Three: Extremes is better. ” - DannX68
 
15.
Cowboys & Aliens (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A spaceship arrives in Arizona, 1873, to take over the Earth, starting with the Wild West region. A posse of cowboys and natives are all that stand in their way. (119 mins.)
Director: Jon Favreau
“ Didn't expect more than a few laughs, but it wasn't even so bad it's good.
Really boring. ” - DannX68
 
16.
Grave Encounters (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
For their ghost hunting reality show, a production crew locks themselves inside an abandoned mental hospital that's supposedly haunted - and it might prove to be all too true. (92 mins.)
“ Hmm, I don't know? It had some good shocks and was rather creepy in some places, but I don't think it fully delivered. Some places the effects were too Adobe After Effect-ish and especially one scene almost ruined it for me, in that, they'd found too much inspiration in a fake youtube video. ” - DannX68
 
17.
Splinter (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Trapped in an isolated gas station by a voracious Splinter parasite that transforms its still living victims into deadly hosts, a young couple and an escaped convict must find a way to work together to survive this primal terror. (82 mins.)
Director: Toby Wilkins
“ Rather boring and unoriginal. The monster may be kinda new, the rest, not so much. ” - DannX68
 
18.
Twilight (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire. (122 mins.)
“ If you like it, be ashamed of yourself. Be VERY ashamed. ” - DannX68
 
19.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Edward leaves Bella after an attack that nearly claimed her life, and in her depression she falls into yet another paranormal relationship - this time with werewolf Jacob Black. (130 mins.)
Director: Chris Weitz
“ If you like it, be ashamed of yourself. Be VERY ashamed. ” - DannX68
 
20.
Vampire Killers (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice. (86 mins.)
Director: Phil Claydon
“ Not as screwed up as it could have been ” - DannX68
 
21.
Plague Town (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
An American family visiting their Irish roots accidentally stumbles on a horde of bloodthirsty mutant children. (88 mins.)
Director: David Gregory
“ Oh my, where to begin?? Skip it. ” - DannX68
 
22.
The Caller (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A young divorcee is getting her life back together by moving into an apartment. But what will she do when a strange person repeatedly calls her, and threatens to change her new life around? (92 mins.)
“ Disappointed. Good premise but meh. Too little of Lorna Raver! ” - DannX68
 
23.
Kill List (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Nearly a year after a botched job, a hitman takes a new assignment with the promise of a big payoff for three killings. What starts off as an easy task soon unravels, sending the killer into the heart of darkness. (95 mins.)
Director: Ben Wheatley
“ This is the big horror hit?? Nah... ” - DannX68
 
24.
Phantasm (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A young boy and his friends face off against a mysterious grave robber known only as the Tall Man, who keeps a mysterious arsenal of terrible weapons with him. (88 mins.)
Director: Don Coscarelli
“ Just no. ” - DannX68
 
25.
I Saw the Devil (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
A secret agent exacts revenge on a serial killer through a series of captures and releases. (141 mins.)
Director: Kim Jee-woon
“ Really not that good. There was some nice gore scenes, but a lot of stuff just didn't make sense, which killed it for me. ” - DannX68
 
26.
Night of the Demons (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A group of teens party at an abandoned funeral parlor on Halloween night. When an evil force awakens, demonic spirits keep them from leaving and turn their party into a living hell. (90 mins.)
Director: Kevin S. Tenney
“ What a piece of crap... ” - DannX68
 
27.
Evil Spawn (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
Microbes are brought back to earth via a space probe from Venus. A scientist is using them in experiments on aging... (70 mins.)
“ Crap. ” - DannX68
 
28.
The Shaman (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
(88 mins.)
Director: Michael Yakub
“ My god, no... ” - DannX68
 
29.
Don't Answer the Phone! (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A deeply disturbed Vietnam veteran terrorizes the young women of Los Angeles and taunts a radio psychologist with descriptions of his grisly crimes. (94 mins.)
Director: Robert Hammer
“ To be fair, I don't know if it's any good, couldn't stand more than 20 minutes of it. ” - DannX68
 
30.
Appointment with Fear (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
(96 mins.)
“ ... ” - DannX68
 
31.
The Hills Run Red (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A group of young horror fans go searching for a film that mysteriously vanished years ago but instead find that the demented killer from the movie is real, and he's thrilled to meet fans who will die gruesomely for his art. (81 mins.)
Director: Dave Parker
“ Had an awesome opening sequence - and that was that. ” - DannX68
 
32.
The Tunnel (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
An investigation into a government cover-up leads to a network of abandoned train tunnels deep beneath the heart of Sydney. As a journalist and her crew hunt for the story it quickly becomes clear the story is hunting them. (90 mins.)
Director: Carlo Ledesma
“ Boring.... ” - DannX68
 
33.
Death of a Ghost Hunter (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Renowned "ghost hunter", Carter Simms is paid to conduct a paranormal investigation of a supposedly haunted house. Along with a cameraman, a reporter, and a spiritual advocate, she embarks on a three night journey into terror. (107 mins.)
Director: Sean Tretta
“ Boring and BAD acting! ” - DannX68
 
34.
Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
Sheila Caan is menaced by Satan worshipers on her journey from Brooklyn to Las Vegas. In an effort to find out what happened to her twin sister... (90 mins.)
Director: Jeff Hathcock
“ Really....?? ” - DannX68
 
35.
Frozen Kiss (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
Based on true events, Shelley and Ryan are two young lovers who get stranded during a raging blizzard... (90 mins.)
“ Not too good acting, it all seemed like done at a sound stage and the camerawork was soooooo annoying. Plus a mediocre story.
Mimi Rogers, why did you do it?? ” - DannX68
 
36.
The Gate (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Two young boys accidentally release a horde of nasty, pint-sized demons from a hole in a suburban backyard... (85 mins.)
Director: Tibor Takács
“ Yet some more proof, that movies you watched at a young age and can't remember a lot from, usually are bad. ” - DannX68
 
37.
Cold Prey III (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Takes place in the 80's where a group of teenagers go to visit an abandoned hotel, only to find themselves hunted by a psychotic killer through the Norwegian woods. (95 mins.)
“ I loved the first two, which had likeable and well-rounded characters.
This one, not so much. ” - DannX68
 
38.
51 (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
51 chronicles what happens after political pressure from the American public forces the Air Force to... (90 mins.)
Director: Jason Connery
“ What a piece of poop. ” - DannX68
 
39.
Playback (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A cop investigates the case of a missing local teen, though he discovers a dark secret that has been unleashed in his town, and an evil spirit that will stop at nothing to find its heir. (98 mins.)
“ Really not what it's hyped up to be. Avoid. ” - DannX68
 
40.
Adam & Steve (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Follows two New York city couples -- one heterosexual and one gay who explore the peaks and the valleys of their respective relationships. (99 mins.)
Director: Craig Chester
“ Really??
The best scene was with Adam's parents and it lasted all of 5 minutes!
Also, the two straight characters had the best lines and scenes, a shame, since it's a movie about a gay couple.
Avoid. ” - DannX68
 
41.
Johnny English Reborn (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Johnny English goes up against international assassins hunting down the Chinese premier. (101 mins.)
Director: Oliver Parker
“ Trying too hard. A disappointment. ” - DannX68
 
42.
Demons 2 (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A group of tenants and visitors are trapped in a 10-story high-rise apartment building infested with demons who proceed to hunt the dwindling humans down. (88 mins.)
Director: Lamberto Bava
“ Just a half-baked rehash of the first one. ” - DannX68
 
43.
I Am Legend (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Years after a plague kills most of humanity and transforms the rest into monsters, the sole survivor in New York City struggles valiantly to find a cure. (101 mins.)
“ Sucky Hollywood treatment of a great novel. ” - DannX68
 
44.
30 Days of Night: Dark Days (2010 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
After surviving the incidents in Barrow, Alaska, Stella Olemaun relocates to Los Angeles, where she intentionally attracts the attention of the local vampire population in order to avenge the death of her husband, Eben. (92 mins.)
Director: Ben Ketai
“ Blaaaaaaaah!! ” - DannX68
 
45.
Masters of Horror (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Imprint (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
In the 1800s, an American returns to Japan to find the prostitute he fell in love with, but instead learns of the psychical and existential horror that befell her after he left. (60 mins.)
“ I've now tried two episodes of this series and might just as well give up. Rubbish! ” - DannX68
 
46.
Stake Land (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Martin was a normal teenage boy before the country collapsed in an empty pit of economic and political disaster... (98 mins.)
Director: Jim Mickle
“ Give me some proper vampire movies! Boring and stupid. ” - DannX68
 
47.
The Horde (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
An end of the world battle between gangsters, cops and zombies. (90 mins.)
“ That's it, I'm done with zombie movies! At least until Zombieland 2. ” - DannX68
 
48.
Bloody Birthday (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Lacking consciences because they were born during a solar eclipse, a trio of 10-year-olds embark on an indiscriminate killing spree. (85 mins.)
Director: Ed Hunt
“ ....?? ” - DannX68
 
49.
Alucarda (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
After the death of her parents, a young girl arrives at a convent and brings a sinister presence with her. Is it her enigmatic imaginary friend, Alucarda, who is to blame? Or is there a satanic force at work? (75 mins.)
“ ....?? ” - DannX68
 
50.
Mr. Wrong (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Meg moves out of her parents' home and buys a beautiful old Jaguar in a bid for independence. She begins to get strange feelings about the car... (88 mins.)
Director: Gaylene Preston
“ ....?? ” - DannX68
 
51.
Immortals (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Theseus is a mortal man chosen by Zeus to lead the fight against the ruthless King Hyperion, who is on a rampage across Greece to obtain a weapon that can destroy humanity. (110 mins.)
“ Pretty to look at, the fights and violence were too stilistic. Good-looking scantily clad guys....but the story....wow.... Gods can die now? And Zeus throws a hammer like some other Thor??!? ” - DannX68
 
52.
Salvage (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Claire Parker is going to die. At the hands of a sadistic and depraved killer, she will endure a terrifying... (80 mins.)
“ Bad acting, a plot that doesn't make sense, zero build-up of suspense and the few efforts in building it, were so overly cliché that I almost cried. The main girl was weird-looking, her boyfriend was kinda cute, but it distracted me that he seemed gay - and I don't mean that in a derogatery way, as I am gay myself. The only good thing was the use of some good songs. ” - DannX68
 
53.
Tomie (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A traumatized young woman is trying to recover her memories with the help of a psychiatrist. During her hypnosis sessions, she repeats the name "Tomie" but is unable to recall where she knows it from. (95 mins.)
Director: Ataru Oikawa
“ Not bad per se, but just....really uninteresting. ” - DannX68
 
54.
Fright Night (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A teenager suspects that his new neighbor is a vampire. (106 mins.)
Director: Craig Gillespie
“ Oh Toni, Anton and Dave...what were you thinking? I REALLY hope you got paid well for being in this crap.
But I still adore you, Toni! ” - DannX68
 
55.
Piranha 3DD (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark. (83 mins.)
Director: John Gulager
“ There was sooooooo much wrong with this movie, that I don''t even know where to begin. Except for Chris Zylka. Chris Zylka is never wrong. ” - DannX68
 
56.
Supernatural Tales (2012 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
This Z-Grade Horror Anthology featuring 4 tales of the supernatural... A seance gone wrong! TV crew unable to leave forest... (72 mins.)
“ Just avoid.... ” - DannX68
 
57.
Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A professor opens a crypt and reanimates rotten zombies. The zombies attack a jet-set-group which is celebrating a party in a villa nearby... (85 mins.)
Director: Andrea Bianchi
“ Because, screw logic.
The most disturbing part was the kid, and not even because of the incestous relationship, but because he was played by a creepy dwarf. ” - DannX68