Epic Film Fail

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1.
Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
The legendary Power Rangers must stop the evil space pirate Divatox from releasing the powerful Maligore... (99 mins.)
“ Back in the 90's, we were introduced to The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and their popularity seemed unstoppable...that was until this ridiculous piece of *beep* hit theaters resulting in a massive ratings drop.

Feb 23, 2010 ” - historybuff94
 
2.
Generation X (1996 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A group of young mutants--humans with a genetic variation that gives them superpowers and makes them... (87 mins.)
Director: Jack Sholder
“ Back in the 90's, The X-Men were so popular that Fox decided to greenlight a made for TV movie entitled Generation X which was intended to be the pilot for a show that would air back to back with X-Files.

Mar 4, 2010 ” - historybuff94
 
3.
Red Planet (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Astronauts, and their robotic dog AMEE (Autonomous Mapping Evaluation and Evasion), search for solutions to save a dying Earth by searching on Mars, only to have the mission go terribly awry. (106 mins.)
Director: Antony Hoffman
“ Red Planet is a god awful 10 year old mess of a film that rightfully earns its place as an Epic Film Fail.



Mar 11, 2010 ” - historybuff94
 
4.
Pryde of the X-Men (1989 Short Film)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Just as teenage mutant Kitty Pryde is welcomed to the X-Men, the team of mutant heroes are called into battle to prevent Magneto and his Brotherhood of Evil Mutants from crashing a comet into the Earth. (22 mins.)
Director: Ray Lee
“ Back in the late 80's, Marvel tried to create their first animated series based on The X-Men. Apparently it was so bad that it only lasted ONE EPISODE!!!


Mar 20, 2010 ” - historybuff94
 
5.
Vertical Limit (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A climber must rescue his sister on top of K2, one of the world's biggest mountains. (124 mins.)
Director: Martin Campbell
“ After you suffered through Batman & Robin, did you really want Chris O' Donnell to keep having a movie career? NO! Nobody wanted that, but he had one and thus his next film was this god-awful piece of *beep* called Vertical Limit!!!

Mar 30, 2010 ” - historybuff94
 
6.
House of the Dead (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
A group of college students travel to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies. (90 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ Movies based on video games should be a matter of National security at this point.



Apr 12, 2010 ” - historybuff94
 
7.
Alien³ (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
After her last encounter, Ellen Ripley crash-lands on Fiorina 161, a maximum security prison. When a series of strange and deadly events occur shortly after her arrival, Ripley realizes that she brought along an unwelcome visitor. (114 mins.)
Director: David Fincher
“ As far as I'm concerned, this movie NEVER happened. Everyone was on vacation!!!!



Apr 25, 2010 ” - historybuff94
 
8.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Two Jedi Knights escape a hostile blockade to find allies and come across a young boy who may bring balance to the Force, but the long dormant Sith resurface to claim their old glory. (136 mins.)
Director: George Lucas
“ Every Saga has a beginning...unfortunately




May 9, 2010 (Part 1), May 16, 2010 (Part 2), May 29, 2010 (Part 3) ” - historybuff94
 
9.
The Fantastic Four (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
In this Marvel Comic adaption, four astronauts get bombarded with cosmic rays when an accident occurs... (90 mins.)
Director: Oley Sassone
“ What's That? You don't recognize anyone thats in this movie? Well, get used to it...GET REALLY *beep* USED TO IT!!!



Aug 21, 2010 ” - historybuff94
 
10.
Justice League of America (1997 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
An evil Weather Man intent on destroying New Metro City with a series of malevolent meteorological mishaps... (86 mins.)
“ Damn movie should have been called super friends.




Sep 7, 2010 ” - historybuff94
 
11.
Resident Evil (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A special military unit fights a powerful, out-of-control supercomputer and hundreds of scientists who have mutated into flesh-eating creatures after a laboratory accident. (100 mins.)
“ Resident *beep*




Sep 7, 2010 ” - historybuff94
 
12.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Alice awakes in Raccoon City, only to find it has become infested with zombies and monsters. With the help of Jill Valentine and Carlos Olivera, Alice must find a way out of the city before it is destroyed by a nuclear missile. (94 mins.)
Director: Alexander Witt
“ Rape doesn't even begin to describe the torture this film put me through.



Sep 13, 2010 ” - historybuff94
 
13.
Case 39 (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A social worker fights to save a girl from her abusive parents, only to discover that the situation is more dangerous than she ever expected. (109 mins.)
“ My review of CASE 39 for WebOfCinema.com's 31 Nights Of Fright




Oct 16, 2010 (Part 1), Oct 18, 2010 (Part 2) ” - historybuff94
 
14.
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Survivors of the Raccoon City catastrophe travel across the Nevada desert, hoping to make it to Alaska. Alice joins the caravan and their fight against the evil Umbrella Corp. (94 mins.)
Director: Russell Mulcahy
“ Smart Zombies...Nuff Said!!!




Oct 16, 2010 (Part 1), Oct 20, 2010 (Part 2) ” - historybuff94
 
15.
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
While still out to destroy the evil Umbrella Corporation, Alice joins a group of survivors living in a prison surrounded by the infected who also want to relocate to the mysterious but supposedly unharmed safe haven known only as Arcadia. (96 mins.)
“ Zombies swimming...NUFF SAID




Oct 29, 2010 (original), Jan 21, 2012 (Director's cut) ” - historybuff94
 
16.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
The spectre of a dead child rapist haunts the children of the parents who murdered him, stalking and killing them in their dreams. (95 mins.)
Director: Samuel Bayer
“ A Nightmare On Elm Street Movie WITHOUT Robert Englund = BOOOOOO!!!



Nov 18, 2010 ” - historybuff94
 
17.
Transformers (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
An ancient struggle between two Cybertronian races, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons, comes to Earth, with a clue to the ultimate power held by a teenager. (144 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ Michael Bay's assraping of the popular toy and cartoon franchise.




Dec 6, 2010 ” - historybuff94
 
18.
The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue (1998 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Timothy Brisby, now Timmy, leaves his family to train with the rats of NIMH in Thorn Valley. He meets Jenny... (66 mins.)
Director: Dick Sebast
“ MAY RAPTOR JESUS HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL!!!




Dec 19, 2010 ” - historybuff94
 
19.
Poseidon (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
On New Year's Eve, the luxury ocean liner Poseidon capsizes after being swamped by a rogue wave. The survivors are left to fight for their lives as they attempt to escape the sinking ship. (98 mins.)
“ I would rather be drowning than watching this...does that tell ya anything?



Dec 23, 2010 ” - historybuff94
 
20.
Home Alone 4 (2002 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
Kevin McCallister's parents have split up. Now living with his mom, he decides to spend Christmas with... (89 mins.)
Director: Rod Daniel
“ Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals!!!




Jan 3, 2011 ” - historybuff94
 
21.
The Day After Tomorrow (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Jack Hall, paleoclimatologist, must make a daring trek from Washington, D.C. to New York City, to reach his son, trapped in the cross-hairs of a sudden international storm which plunges the planet into a new Ice Age. (124 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
“ Roland Emmerich can kiss my movie reviewing ass!!!




Jun 1, 2011 ” - historybuff94
 
22.
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
An all-out war looms when the discovery of a cure for mutations draws a line between the followers of Charles Xavier and those of Magneto. (104 mins.)
Director: Brett Ratner
“ The Film That Has Officially BROKEN ME!!!




Jun 14, 2011 (Part 1), Jun 22, 2011 (Part 2) ” - historybuff94
 
23.
Dragonball: Evolution (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
The young warrior Son Goku sets out on a quest, racing against time and the vengeful King Piccolo, to collect a set of seven magical orbs that will grant their wielder unlimited power. (85 mins.)
Director: James Wong
“ The Wait Is Over!!!




Sep 7, 2011 ” - historybuff94
 
24.
Wonder Woman (2011 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
It's the modern day, and being Wonder Woman is complicated. Diana is leading a triple life - running a large corporation out of costume and fighting crime in costume in one identity. (45 mins.)
Director: Jeffrey Reiner
“ If wonder woman walked onto the set of Big Shots!!!!




Nov 24, 2011 ” - historybuff94
 
25.
Shark Night 3D (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A weekend at a lake house in the Louisiana Gulf turns into a nightmare for seven vacationers as they are subjected to shark attacks. (90 mins.)
Director: David R. Ellis
“ Kick Shark Ass In 3 *beep* Dimensions!!!




Dec 12, 2011 ” - historybuff94
 
26.
Iron Man 2 (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
With the world now aware of his identity as Iron Man, Tony Stark must contend with both his declining health and a vengeful mad man with ties to his father's legacy. (124 mins.)
Director: Jon Favreau
“ Today, I review one of the worst comic book adaptations in movie history and I don't know whats worse; The fact that this film was actually green-lit or the fact that PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKED THIS PIECE OF *beep*

Feb 9, 2012 ” - historybuff94
 
27.
Halloween II (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
While Sheriff Brackett and Dr. Loomis hunt for Michael Myers, a traumatized Laurie is rushed to hospital, and the serial killer is not far behind her. (92 mins.)
Director: Rick Rosenthal
“ The Return Of Epic Film Fail




Oct 24, 2012 ” - historybuff94
 
28.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Kids all over America want Silver Shamrock masks for Halloween. Doctor Daniel Challis seeks to uncover a plot by Silver Shamrock owner Conal Cochran. (98 mins.)
“ This is the gateway to madness that so boldly calls itself Halloween III: Season Of The Witch



Oct 28, 2012 ” - historybuff94
 
29.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Ten years after his original massacre, the invalid Michael Myers awakens and returns to Haddonfield to kill his seven-year-old niece on Halloween. Can Dr. Loomis stop him? (88 mins.)
“ Michael Lives... Somehow! Loomis Lives... Somehow! Laurie Strode is killed off-screen... WEAK!



Nov 2, 2012 ” - historybuff94
 
30.
Halloween 5 (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
One year after the events of Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers, the Shape returns to Haddonfield once again in an attempt to kill his now-mute niece. (96 mins.)
“ What The *beep* Is This Crap?!




Nov 8, 2012 ” - historybuff94
 
31.
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Six years after Michael Myers last terrorized Haddonfield, he returns there in pursuit of his niece, Jamie Lloyd, who has escaped with her newborn child, for which Michael and a mysterious cult have sinister plans. (87 mins.)
Director: Joe Chappelle
“ 2 cuts, 1 movie, ALL BAD!




Dec 15, 2012 ” - historybuff94
 
32.
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Laurie Strode, now the dean of a Northern California private school with an assumed name, must battle the Shape one last time and now the life of her own son hangs in the balance. (86 mins.)
Director: Steve Miner
“ LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!




Dec 19, 2012 ” - historybuff94
 
33.
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Three years after he last terrorized his sister, Michael Myers confronts her again, before traveling to Haddonfield to deal with the cast and crew of a reality show which is being broadcast from his old home. (94 mins.)
Director: Rick Rosenthal
“ This resurrection needs a damn exorcist!




Dec 21, 2012 ” - historybuff94
 
34.
Halloween II (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Laurie Strode struggles to come to terms with her brother Michael's deadly return to Haddonfield, Illinois; meanwhile, Michael prepares for another reunion with his sister. (105 mins.)
Director: Rob Zombie
“ One film to doom us all, One film to enrage us, One film to end it all AND IN THE DARKNESS RAPE US!!!



Dec 23, 2012 ” - historybuff94
 
35.
Totally Spies! The Movie (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
An origin story of how three high school girls became like, total spies. (75 mins.)
Director: Pascal Jardin
“ Rowdy & The Filminator help me tackle one of the worst animated films in recent memory. ” - historybuff94
 
36.
R.I.P.D. (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A recently slain cop joins a team of undead police officers working for the Rest in Peace Department and tries to find the man who murdered him. (96 mins.)
“ IT HAS BEGUN! ” - historybuff94
 
37.
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
When her mother disappears, Clary Fray learns that she descends from a line of warriors who protect our world from demons. She joins forces with others like her and heads into a dangerous alternate New York called the Shadow World. (130 mins.)
Director: Harald Zwart
“ Finally... it has arrived.... Please enjoy my torment as I go through the most aggravating movie I have ever seen in my life. When I'm not having any fun reviewing something, I take issue with that. ” - historybuff94