My One Star Movies

The films I've only given one star to on IMDB out of the ~5,500 I've rated. Movies I find offensive, empty, or stupid to an unimaginable degree.
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1.
National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
A pair of losers marry two elderly sisters, thinking they'll inherit their fortune and Beverly Hills estate. (90 mins.)
Director: Gary Preisler
 
2.
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.3/10 X  
When Santa's sleigh gets stuck in Florida, he tells a group of kids the story of Thumbelina. (96 mins.)
Director: R. Winer
 
3.
The Hillz (2004 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
A promising college athlete takes a turn for the worse when he hooks up with old highschool friends during his summer break. (91 mins.)
Director: Saran
 
4.
Otis (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Suburban America gone haywire. In the midst of a serial abductor/killer's rampage, a beautiful young teen... (100 mins.)
Director: Tony Krantz
 
5.
The Next Best Thing (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Abbie, tired of failed relationships, has a one-night-stand with her gay friend; they agree to raise the resulting baby together. (108 mins.)
 
6.
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A group of tourists arrive in Burkittsville, Maryland after seeing The Blair Witch Project to explore the mythology and phenomenon, only to come face to face with their own neuroses and possibly the witch herself. (90 mins.)
Director: Joe Berlinger
 
7.
Ninja Cheerleaders (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Three college cheerleaders (and after-school go-go dancers) use their martial arts skills to save their Sensei from mafia kidnappers, but must keep their extracurricular activities a secret to realize their Ivy League dreams at Brown. (81 mins.)
Director: David Presley
 
8.
From Justin to Kelly (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A waitress from Texas and a college student from Pennsylvania meet during spring break in Fort Lauderdale, Florida and come together through their shared love of singing. (81 mins.)
Director: Robert Iscove
 
9.
D.E.B.S. (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Plaid-skirted schoolgirls are groomed by a secret government agency to become the newest members of the elite national-defense group, D.E.B.S. (91 mins.)
Director: Angela Robinson
 
10.
Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (2008 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Ben Stein examines the issue of academic freedom and decides that there is none when it comes to the debate over intelligent design. (90 mins.)
 
11.
Bratz (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
During their first year of high school, four best girlfriends face off against the domineering student body president who wants to split them up into different social cliques. (110 mins.)
Director: Sean McNamara
 
12.
Zapped! (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A high school science nerd gains telekinetic powers after a laboratory accident and uses them for revenge upon bullies. (98 mins.)
 
13.
The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It (2010 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
Follows Andy, who needs to hook up with a hottie, pronto, because he hasn't had sex in... well, forever... (82 mins.)
Director: Craig Moss
 
14.
Ghosts Can't Do It (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Elderly Scott kills himself after a heart attack wrecks his body, but then comes back as a ghost and convinces his loving young hot wife Kate to pick and kill a young man in order for Scott to possess his body and be with her again. (90 mins.)
Director: John Derek
 
15.
Get Over It (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
When Berke Landers, a popular high school basketball star, gets dumped by his life-long girlfriend, Allison... (87 mins.)
Director: Tommy O'Haver
 
16.
Der Skipper (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A washed-out German sailor, in a drunken state, agrees to take two British women from Gibraltar to the West Indies in his sail boat... (98 mins.)
Director: Peter Keglevic
 
17.
Swept Away (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A snooty socialite is stranded on a Mediterranean island with a communist sailor. (89 mins.)
Director: Guy Ritchie
 
18.
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
An unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy. (87 mins.)
Director: Tom Green
 
19.
I Hate Valentine's Day (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
A florist, who abides by a strict five-date-limit with any man, finds herself wanting more with the new restaurateur in town. (98 mins.)
Director: Nia Vardalos
 
20.
The Ice Harvest (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A shady lawyer attempts a Christmas Eve crime, hoping to swindle the local mob out of some money. But his partner, a strip club owner, might have different plans for the cash. (92 mins.)
Director: Harold Ramis
 
21.
Underworld Awakening (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
When human forces discover the existence of the Vampire and Lycan clans, a war to eradicate both species commences. The vampire warrior Selene leads the battle against humankind. (88 mins.)
Director: Mårlind, Stein
 
22.
Pearl Harbor (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A tale of war and romance mixed in with history. The story follows two lifelong friends and a beautiful nurse who are caught up in the horror of an infamous Sunday morning in 1941. (183 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
 
23.
Catman in Lethal Track (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
One half of the movie follows a guy named Sam and his friend Gus. Sam gets scratched by a radioactive... (90 mins.)
Director: Alton Cheung
 
24.
Serendipity (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A couple search for each other years after the night they first met, fell in love, and separated, convinced that one day they'd end up together. (90 mins.)
Director: Peter Chelsom
 
25.
Kick or Die (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
A sadistic rapist is atacking female students on a college campus. The college enlists the help of wealthy... (87 mins.)
 
26.
Stan Helsing (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend ... (108 mins.)
Director: Bo Zenga
 
27.
Slackers (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
When geeky Ethan discovers three fellow students scamming the examination system, he blackmails them to win over the college's most popular girl. (86 mins.)
Director: Dewey Nicks
 
28.
Meet the Spartans (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag... (86 mins.)
 
29.
Date Movie (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Spoof of romantic comedies which focuses on a man, his crush, his parents, and her father. (83 mins.)
Director: Aaron Seltzer
 
30.
Epic Movie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity. (86 mins.)
 
31.
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Two young couples traveling across the backwoods of Texas searching for urban legends of murder end up as prisoners of a bizarre and sadistic backwater family of serial killers. (89 mins.)
Director: Rob Zombie
 
32.
The Rules of Attraction (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
The incredibly spoiled and overprivileged students of Camden College are a backdrop for an unusual love triangle between a drug dealer, a virgin and a bisexual classmate. (110 mins.)
Director: Roger Avary
 
33.
Undercover Kids (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Nelson and Nicole go undercover to find the culprit(s) vandalizing their school; hopefully, in time by the next board meeting so as to report their findings. (82 mins.)
 
34.
Private Resort (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
The story of two adolescent boys who are guests at a Florida resort for the week-end. Their only interest is... (82 mins.)
Director: George Bowers
 
35.
Act of Valor (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
An elite team of Navy SEALs embark on a covert mission to recover a kidnapped CIA agent. (110 mins.)
 
36.
Baby Geniuses (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
Scientist hold talking, super-intelligent babies captive, but things take a turn for the worse when a mix-up occurs between a baby genius and its twin. (97 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
 
37.
Crossroads (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Three childhood best friends, and a guy they just met, take a road trip across the country, finding themselves and their friendship in the process. (93 mins.)
Director: Tamra Davis