Horrible movies, in my opinion the dreck.

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1.
Gamer (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
In a future mind-controlling game, death row convicts are forced to battle in a 'Doom'-type environment. Convict Kable, controlled by Simon, a skilled teenage gamer, must survive thirty sessions in order to be set free. Or won't he? (95 mins.)
Director: Neveldine, Taylor
“ AWFUL, choppy action scenes nonexistant characters and a fat man whacking off to rape porn. Neveline and Taylor destroy any good will they had from the Crank movies. This movie apparently purports that in the future we are all a bunch of dickheads. ” - c-conley90
 
2.
Philosophy of a Knife (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
The true history of Japanese Unit 731, from its beginnings in the 1930s to its demise in 1945, and the subsequent trials in Khabarovsk... (249 mins.)
Director: Andrey Iskanov
“ Just imagine watching a boring documentary on wartime atrocites and compound that with the worst renactments I have ever seen of torture and historical events and stretch it out over 4 *beep* hours. ” - c-conley90
 
3.
2012 (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A frustrated writer struggles to keep his family alive when a series of global catastrophes threatens to annihilate mankind. (158 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
“ The Stupidity of the characters in this movie amazes me. And what amazes me more is the elitist views Emmerich holds that only the rich are going to survive a potential apocalypse. The Mayans are shaking their heads beyond the grave. ” - c-conley90
 
4.
984: Prisoner of the Future (1982 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A corporate executive is taken prisoner by an underground organization known as The Movement, and is turned over to a ruthless interrogator. (76 mins.)
Director: Tibor Takacs
“ To describe the mindhurt you feel after watching only the 76 minutes of this movie is impossible. ” - c-conley90
 
5.
Green Lantern (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Reckless test pilot Hal Jordan is granted an alien ring that bestows him with otherworldly powers that inducts him into an intergalactic police force, the Green Lantern Corps. (114 mins.)
Director: Martin Campbell
“ Mediocity thy name is Green Lantern. Hopefully this sunk the career of Ryan Reynolds. ” - c-conley90
 
6.
Halloween (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
After being committed for 17 years, Michael Myers, now a grown man and still very dangerous, escapes from the mental institution and immediately returns to Haddonfield to find his baby sister, Laurie. (109 mins.)
Director: Rob Zombie
“ Sorry, Zombie ought to stick to music and not try to totally screw up a promising revision of Michael Myers. ” - c-conley90
 
7.
Halloween II (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Laurie Strode struggles to come to terms with her brother Michael's deadly return to Haddonfield, Illinois; meanwhile, Michael prepares for another reunion with his sister. (105 mins.)
Director: Rob Zombie
“ GAH, How much freaking nonsense can you put into your revision Zombie. ” - c-conley90
 
8.
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Three years after he last terrorized his sister, Michael Myers confronts her again, before traveling to Haddonfield to deal with the cast and crew of a reality show which is being broadcast from his old home. (94 mins.)
Director: Rick Rosenthal
“ Busta Rhymes vs. Michael Myers perhaps the stupidest fight I have ever seen in a horror movie. ” - c-conley90
 
9.
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Serial killer Jason Voorhees' supernatural origins are revealed. (87 mins.)
Director: Adam Marcus
“ What is this a long lost Hidden Sequel? ” - c-conley90
 
10.
Push (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Two young Americans with special abilities must race to find a girl in Hong Kong before a shadowy government organization called Division does. (111 mins.)
Director: Paul McGuigan
“ Camilla Beale excels at playing shallow literally manipulative bitch as Dijimon Housou plays a really less meancing version of Samuel L. Jackson's character from Jumper. Dakota Fanning the and whoever played that asian girl earn my anger, can they stop babbling about their future powers and death long enough. This all makes Jumper look good, and it had Hayden Christensen in it. ” - c-conley90
 
11.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Captain Barbossa, Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann must sail off the edge of the map, navigate treachery and betrayal, find Jack Sparrow, and make their final alliances for one last decisive battle. (169 mins.)
Director: Gore Verbinski
“ Just end it already, so much promise so much pointlessness to it all. ” - c-conley90
 
12.
The Master of Disguise (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
An Italian waiter fights off a criminal mastermind with his inherited powers of disguise. (80 mins.)
“ Dana Carvey manages to shoot his career right in its head killing it. ” - c-conley90
 
13.
The Sitter (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A college student on suspension is coaxed into babysitting the kids next door, though he is fully unprepared for the wild night ahead of him. (81 mins.)
“ I have never seen a movie with such few laughs then this one. ” - c-conley90
 
14.
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
When the crew of the Enterprise learn of a Federation conspiracy against the inhabitants of a unique planet, Captain Picard begins an open rebellion. (103 mins.)
Director: Jonathan Frakes
“ Worst star trek movie ever. ” - c-conley90
 
15.
Boot Camp (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A group of at-risk teens are sent to a what they think is a rehabilitation program on Fiji, but it's really a prison-like camp where kids are abused and brainwashed. (99 mins.)
“ Based on truth my ass movie, you don't even deserve that unrated sticker on your box. Hope you guys enjoy scenes of people getting beaten with sticks. ” - c-conley90
 
16.
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
An all-out war looms when the discovery of a cure for mutations draws a line between the followers of Charles Xavier and those of Magneto. (104 mins.)
Director: Brett Ratner
“ How to kill off almost all your main characters in one movie. ” - c-conley90
 
17.
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A look at Wolverine's early life, in particular his time with the government squad Team X and the impact it will have on his later years. (107 mins.)
Director: Gavin Hood
“ UGH. ” - c-conley90
 
18.
The Day After Tomorrow (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Jack Hall, paleoclimatologist, must make a daring trek from Washington, D.C. to New York City, to reach his son, trapped in the cross-hairs of a sudden international storm which plunges the planet into a new Ice Age. (124 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
“ Stop using Global Warming for your crummy disaster movie Emmerich. ” - c-conley90
 
19.
Disaster Movie (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events. (87 mins.)
“ Makes Scary Movie 3 and 4 look like Young Frankenstein. ” - c-conley90
 
20.
Date Movie (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Spoof of romantic comedies which focuses on a man, his crush, his parents, and her father. (83 mins.)
Director: Aaron Seltzer
“ And the seltzer/Friedberg curse begins. ” - c-conley90
 
21.
Epic Movie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity. (86 mins.)
“ Funny, NOT! ” - c-conley90
 
22.
All About Steve (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Convinced that a CCN cameraman is her true love, an eccentric crossword puzzler trails him as he travels all over the country, hoping to convince him that they belong together. (99 mins.)
Director: Phil Traill
“ Watch out Bradley, Sandra Bullock has gone crazy from winning an oscar. ” - c-conley90
 
23.
The Village (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A series of events tests the beliefs of a small isolated countryside village. (108 mins.)
“ Gah, you stupid hippies giving up technology so you can live in the wild like the amish except even more stupid and with out reason. Gah, Shylamalan. I hope just blew that twist, that saves you the time to watch it. ” - c-conley90
 
24.
The Last Airbender (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must master all four elements and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water Tribes and the Earth Kingdom. (103 mins.)
“ The Casting, the acting, the writing, the effects. Just UGH. ” - c-conley90
 
25.
Pearl Harbor (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A tale of war and romance mixed in with history. The story follows two lifelong friends and a beautiful nurse who are caught up in the horror of an infamous Sunday morning in 1941. (183 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ Titantic Rip-off of the greatest magnitude, see I can hate a Michael Bay movie. ” - c-conley90
 
26.
The Invasion (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
As a Washington, D.C. psychiatrist unearths the origin of an alien epidemic, she also discovers her son might be the only way it can be stopped. (99 mins.)
“ What is this the fifth Invasion of the body snatchers remake, enough is enough people. ” - c-conley90
 
27.
Lady in the Water (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Apartment building superintendent Cleveland Heep rescues what he thinks is a young woman from the pool he maintains. When he discovers that she is actually a character from a bedtime story who is trying to make the journey back to her home, he works with his tenants to protect his new friend from the creatures that are determined to keep her in our world. (110 mins.)
“ M. Night's massive ego stroking *beep* ” - c-conley90
 
28.
BloodRayne: Deliverance (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
Rayne, the half-human/half-vampire warrior, ventures to America's 1880's Wild West to stop the vampired Billy the Kid and his posse of vampire cowboys. (99 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ You know at least the first one had Kristana Loken's breasts in it. ” - c-conley90
 
29.
Attack Force (2006 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
Marshall Lawson loses his strike-team in a cold-blooded and seemingly random attack. After this he takes... (95 mins.)
Director: Michael Keusch
“ Segal is fat and dubbed, worst segal movie ever. ” - c-conley90
 
30.
On the Borderline (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
A young couple embark on a cross-country journey, only to run into trouble at the Texas/Mexico border. (93 mins.)
“ Bore me big time movie. ” - c-conley90
 
31.
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Angela, supposedly reformed and living under an assumed surname, is working at a summer camp. However, when the campers start misbehaving, she soon reverts to her old ways. (80 mins.)
“ Did we need a sequel, and an annoying one at that. ” - c-conley90
 
32.
Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
After murdering a young girl, Angela Baker assumes her identity and travels to Camp New Horizons, built on the grounds of the camp she terrorized the year before, and starts killing again. (80 mins.)
“ Oh, brother, how can a slasher movie get anymore annoying. ” - c-conley90
 
33.
Norbit (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A mild-mannered guy, who is married to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her. (102 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
“ Eddie Murphy's career dies in a housefire. ” - c-conley90
 
34.
Littleman (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A wannabe dad mistakes a vertically challenged criminal on the lam as his newly adopted son. (98 mins.)
“ The Wayans brothers shat out a turd big time. ” - c-conley90
 
35.
Big Momma's House 2 (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
An FBI agent reprises his disguise as a corpulent old lady and takes a job as a nanny in a crime suspect's house. (99 mins.)
Director: John Whitesell
“ Leave it with one movie, Martin Lawerence. ” - c-conley90
 
36.
Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Malcolm Turner and his stepson Trent go undercover at an all-girls school to flush out a killer. (107 mins.)
Director: John Whitesell
“ Stop with the sequels Martin Lawerence. ” - c-conley90
 
37.
Highlander: The Source (2007 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
Duncan MacLeod and his fellow Immortals quest to locate the Grail of their world. (86 mins.)
Director: Brett Leonard
“ Worst Highlander movie ever. ” - c-conley90
 
38.
Wing Commander (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Blair, a fighter pilot, joins an interstellar war to fight the evil Kilrathi who are trying to destroy the universe. (100 mins.)
Director: Chris Roberts
“ What the *beep* was this *beep* ” - c-conley90
 
39.
Dracula 3000 (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
Count Dracula terrorizes the crew of a spaceship. (86 mins.)
“ Bring in the c-level rappers. ” - c-conley90
 
40.
Cabin Fever (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A group of five college graduates rent a cabin in the woods and begin to fall victim to a horrifying flesh-eating virus, which attracts the unwanted attention of the homicidal locals. (93 mins.)
Director: Eli Roth
“ Eli Roth sucks pretty hard here. ” - c-conley90
 
41.
Bring It on Again (2004 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
When new students can't get onto their college cheerleading team, they form their own squad and prepare for a cheer off. (90 mins.)
“ I have only seen parts, I'm not subjecting it to me again. ” - c-conley90
 
42.
Bring It On: All or Nothing (2006 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A transfer student to a rough high school tries joining the cheer-leading squad and she not only faces off against the head cheerleader, but against her former school in preparation for a cheer-off competition. (99 mins.)
Director: Steve Rash
“ I have only seen parts I'm keeping it that way. ” - c-conley90
 
43.
The Ruins (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A group of friends whose leisurely Mexican holiday takes a turn for the worse when they, along with a fellow tourist, embark on a remote archaeological dig in the jungle where something evil lives among the ruins. (90 mins.)
Director: Carter Smith
“ Annoying shallow stupid american tourists, don't understand jack *beep* ” - c-conley90
 
44.
Turistas (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A group of young backpackers' vacation turns sour when a bus accident leaves them marooned in a remote Brazilian rural area that holds an ominous secret. (93 mins.)
Director: John Stockwell
“ I could go on but I'm stopping. Maybe a part 2 in the future. More annoying tourists, aaahhh. ” - c-conley90
 
45.
Dragonball: Evolution (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
The young warrior Son Goku sets out on a quest, racing against time and the vengeful King Piccolo, to collect a set of seven magical orbs that will grant their wielder unlimited power. (85 mins.)
Director: James Wong
“ Gah, one of the worst most laughable movie of 2009. ” - c-conley90
 
46.
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
When a teenager, Chun-Li witnesses the kidnapping of her father by wealthy crime lord M. Bison. When she grows up, she goes into a quest for vengeance and becomes the famous crime-fighter of the Street Fighter universe. (96 mins.)
“ Bring back Jean Claude, please ” - c-conley90
 
47.
10,000 BC (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A prehistoric epic that follows a young mammoth hunter's journey through uncharted territory to secure the future of his tribe. (109 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
“ Go watch Quest for Fire. ” - c-conley90
 
48.
Bring It On: In It to Win It (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Southern California high school senior Carson arrives at the all-important "Cheer Camp Nationals" determined to lead her squad... (90 mins.)
Director: Steve Rash
“ *beep* me movie. ” - c-conley90
 
49.
Rest Stop (2006 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
The film follows Nicole Carrow, a young woman who is threatened by a maniac serial killer, after her boyfriend Jess, is abducted in a rest stop. (80 mins.)
Director: John Shiban
 
50.
Rest Stop: Don't Look Back (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Three friends embark on a trip to track down Nicole and her boyfriend, and they quickly find out that the mystery is stranger and scarier than they imagined. (89 mins.)
Director: Shawn Papazian
 
51.
Dredd (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
In a violent, futuristic city where the police have the authority to act as judge, jury and executioner, a cop teams with a trainee to take down a gang that deals the reality-altering drug, SLO-MO. (95 mins.)
Director: Pete Travis
 
52.
Chasing Ghosts (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
In this mysterious film noir thriller, a serial killer targeting the city's mobsters taunts police with... (119 mins.)
 
53.
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
Five friends go for a break at a remote cabin, where they get more than they bargained for, discovering the truth behind the cabin in the woods. (95 mins.)
Director: Drew Goddard