Armed and Dangerous
A fired cop and useless lawyer sign up as security guards and find they've joined a corrupt union. (88 mins.)
“ "I've only got time to say this once, if I don't get to 83rd and Aviation quickly two very good people are going to die.
Well climb on in here slim." ” - jr79560
Back to School
To help his discouraged son get through college, a funloving and obnoxious rich businessman decides to enter the school as a student himself. (96 mins.)
“ "Lay off Vanessa, she gives great headache!" ” - jr79560
Who's Harry Crumb?
Harry Crumb is a bumbling and inept private investigator who is hired to solve the kidnapping of a young heiress which he's not expected to solve because his employer is the mastermind behind the kidnapping. (94 mins.)
“ "I am from Budapest
No, thank you I had a falafel for breakfast."
"My reputation always precedes me, otherwise I'd be late for all my appointments." ” - jr79560
Jack Chester, a stressed air-traffic controller, takes his family on a beach vacation to Florida but is soon beset by problems, especially when an arrogant sailing champion shows up, who Jack challenges to a race. (87 mins.)
“ "I'm waiting on a part from Minneapolis." ” - jr79560
A young artist, searching for his vocation, makes a mannequin so perfect he falls in love with it. Finding the mannequin in a store window, he gets a job there and his creation comes to life. (90 mins.)
“ "I don't care if he puts a rubber glove on his head and runs through the store naked yelling 'Hi, I'm a squid.'" ” - jr79560
A talented New York City bartender takes a job at a bar in Jamaica and falls in love. (104 mins.)
“ "It wouldn't be any fun if they fell on their backs with their legs open now would it." ” - jr79560
A snobbish investor and a wily street con artist find their positions reversed as part of a bet by two callous millionaires. (116 mins.)
“ "The big one's getting frisky, you think we ought to seperate them?
No it's New Years Eve, let them have their fun
That little one must be the female." ” - jr79560
The Dark Knight of Gotham City begins his war on crime with his first major enemy being the clownishly homicidal Joker. (126 mins.)
“ "I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman."
"This town needs an enema."
"Ever dance with the Devil by the pale moon light?" ” - jr79560
Coming to America
An African prince goes to Queens, New York City to find a wife whom he can respect for her intelligence and will. (116 mins.)
“ "Mortimer...we're back!" ” - jr79560
Born in East L.A.
When a native-born American citizen of Mexican descent is mistakenly deported to Mexico, he has to risk everything to get back home. (85 mins.)
“ "La Migra!"
"Oh, the cinco de mayo parade
What's cinco de mayo?
I don't know, but we have a parade every year." ” - jr79560
A retired elite Black Ops Commando launches a one man war against a group of South American criminals who have kidnapped his daughter to blackmail him into starting a revolution and getting an exiled dictator back into power. (90 mins.)
“ "Don't bother my friend, he's dead tired." ” - jr79560
A team of commandos on a mission in a Central American jungle find themselves hunted by an extraterrestrial warrior. (107 mins.)
“ "You are ghostin us...I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position on more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave you here." ” - jr79560
A physically perfect but innocent man goes in search of his long-lost twin brother, who is a short small-time crook. (107 mins.)
“ "You are parked in handicap spot.
So do I look normal to you." ” - jr79560
Julie, a girl from the valley, meets Randy, a punk from the city. They are from different worlds and find love... (99 mins.)
“ "Why don't you guys just punish me like Stacy's parents do?
Bad karma dear."
Health Foods-Eat here today, live tomorrow ” - jr79560
Night of the Creeps
Alien brain parasites, entering humans through the mouth, turn their host into a killing zombie. Some teenagers start to fight against them. (88 mins.)
“ "Johnny can we go back to the point now? I'll even let you fondle my breasts!" ” - jr79560
An anonymous love letter left in Michael's locker on the last day of school wreaks havoc on his life, and the lives of everyone who come in contact with it. (90 mins.)
“ "I don't know how to tell you what I want to tell you, so I'm writing it down."
"Shhh quiet you'll wake my father
Shhh quiet you'll wake your father."
"One more crack outta you Weisenheimer and I'm gonna butter your neck tie." ” - jr79560
Adventures in Babysitting
A babysitter must leave her safe suburban surroundings and head for the heart of the big city to rescue a stranded friend, unaware of the perilous adventures that await her and the kids she's looking after who have tagged along. (102 mins.)
“ "You're in my house, get outta my house."
"I'll make it very clear, you slip me the cash and I'll slip you the weiner." ” - jr79560
Military cadets take extreme measures to insure the future of their academy when its existence is threatened by local condo developers. (126 mins.)
“ "How could they do this sir?
With the stroke of a pen, their field of honor is a desktop." ” - jr79560
Sergeant Major Zak Carey is serving what is his final tour of duty at an Army base in Clemens, Georgia... (113 mins.)
“ "It's going to be a great pleasure to shoot that Sergeant in his privates." ” - jr79560
It is the dawn of World War III. In mid-western America, a group of teenagers bands together to defend their town, and their country, from invading Soviet forces. (114 mins.)
“ "You boys head for the hills and don't come back now, ya hear!"
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files obtain forms 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership." ” - jr79560
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
A group of Southern California high school students are enjoying their most important subjects: sex, drugs and rock n' roll. (90 mins.)
“ "Working hard or hardly working."
"When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
A quart or so." ” - jr79560
The Wild Life
Eighties teen romp involving Bill and his new apartment, Jim and his rebellious antics, Tom and his crazy self, and Anita with her older man David. (96 mins.)
Based on the play "Cyrano de Bergerac", large nosed C.D. Bales falls for the beautiful Roxanne while she falls for his personality but another man's looks. (107 mins.)
“ "Keep that guy away from my cocaine." ” - jr79560
A romantic adventure about a legendary pilot's passion for dare-devil firefighting and his girl. (122 mins.)
“ "He's too beautiful. I can't be with a guy that looks like I won him in a raffle." ” - jr79560
Deal of the Century
A small time arms dealer in South America to sell weapons to the revolutionaries, winds up negotiating the sale of an experimental plane to the nation's dictator. (99 mins.)
Upon graduation from college with a business degree, John Issel is promptly hired by Helmes's company I.N.C... (90 mins.)
“ "Whaling is Zionism."
"I've got a dead father in law who's pissed off because he's in semi-private."
"That wasn't my idea. That was someone else's idea that I approved." ” - jr79560
Spies Like Us
Two bumbling government employees think they are U.S. spies, only to discover that they are actually decoys for Nuclear War. (102 mins.)
“ "What's that sound?
what's a dikfur?
to pee with." ” - jr79560
An exclusive golf course has to deal with a brash new member and a destructive dancing gopher. (98 mins.)
“ "The thing about this stuff is you can shoot 36 holes on it then roll it up and just get blown to the bejesus belt!" ” - jr79560
When a crass new-money tycoon's membership application is turned down at a snooty country club, he retaliates by buying the club and turning it into a tacky amusement park. (98 mins.)
“ "That man tried to kill me
I'm sure he had his reasons dear." ” - jr79560
Irwin M. "Fletch" Fletcher is a newspaper reporter being offered a large sum to off a cancerous millionaire, but is on the run, risking his job, and finding clues when it's clear the man is healthy. (98 mins.)
“ "Who are you?
I'm Frieda's boss
My secretary." ” - jr79560
After receiving an inheritance in Louisiana, LA reporter Irvin Fletcher heads to the Belle Isle plantation where he gets himself into hilarious trouble. (95 mins.)
“ "It takes a very big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man." ” - jr79560
Two high school nerds attempt to create the perfect woman, but she turns out to be more than that. (94 mins.)
“ "Lady I wanna get to the bottom of this ASAFP
Oh, so do I
But first, I'd like to butter your muffin
Why are you such a wanker?
Because I get off on it." ” - jr79560
Cross My Heart
A man and a woman go out on a "big" third date. He's ashamed to admit he just lost his job, and she's afraid he'll run away if he finds out that she has a kid. Small lies lead to bigger ones and the night gets crazy very soon. (90 mins.)
“ "I can assure you, I am exactly like a guy like me." ” - jr79560
Three actors accept an invitation to a Mexican village to perform their onscreen bandit fighter roles, unaware that it is the real thing. (104 mins.)
“ "Are gringos falling from the sky?"
"Do you have anything here besides Mexican food?" ” - jr79560
Reform School Girls
Jenny is sent to a women's reform school. It is run by evil warden Sutter and her henchwoman Edna. Jenny... (94 mins.)
“ "Keep your fingers above the sheets. We only change them once a week." ” - jr79560
A city teenager moves to a small town where rock music and dancing have been banned, and his rebellious spirit shakes up the populace. (107 mins.)
“ "I don't know if I believe in everything you do, but I believe in you."
"So who's the Father?
I was going with Duane Capps, he never had the time
Well, how long does it take Wendy Joe?" ” - jr79560
To inherit his mother-in-law's colossal fortune, a hard-living gambling addict must change his unhealthy ways before they get the best of him. (95 mins.)
“ "One more word outta you and he gets it." ” - jr79560
An idiotic man struggles to make it through life on his own in St. Louis. (94 mins.)
“ "Lord loves a workin' man, don't trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it." ” - jr79560
Skip tracer Tommy Nowak is tracking Lou Ann McGuinn for a bail bondsman in California. Lou Ann is also... (122 mins.)
“ The Birthright ” - jr79560
Down and Out in Beverly Hills
A rich but troubled family find their lives altered by the arrival of a vagrant who tries to drown himself in their swimming pool. (103 mins.)
“ "Somebody is pissing on my hydrangeas."
"And I can piss any where I want to
You could've pissed right here Jerry
Dave, he did, he pissed all over the joint." ” - jr79560
A hard-nosed cop reluctantly teams up with a wise-cracking criminal temporarily paroled to him, in order to track down a killer. (96 mins.)
“ "Not a very popular place with the brothers
My kinda place." ” - jr79560
Another 48 Hrs.
Jack Cates once again enlists the aid of ex-con Reggie Hammond--this time, to take down The Iceman, a ruthless drug lord operating in the San Francisco bay area. (93 mins.)
“ "Cause you have a gun
No, cause I have a gun and I'll put a cap in your a**." ” - jr79560
Six guests are invited to a strange house and must cooperate with the staff to solve a murder mystery. (94 mins.)
“ "He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I mean, I'm sure it came as a great shock to him when he died." ” - jr79560
Jesse has to get out of Las Vegas quickly, and steals a car to drive to L.A. On the way he shoots a police man... (100 mins.)
Spending the summer at a Catskills resort with her family, Frances "Baby" Houseman falls in love with the camp's dance instructor, Johnny Castle. (100 mins.)
“ "That was the year everybody called me baby." ” - jr79560
Tango & Cash
Two cops are framed and must clear their names. (104 mins.)
“ "He held my neck down with chair
I couldn't find a piano."
"Where did you learn how to drive?
Stevie Wonder." ” - jr79560
Keen young Raymond Avila joins the Internal Affairs Department of the Los Angeles police. He and partner... (115 mins.)
“ "Sitting there in their little apartment, alone in the dark, playing lollipop with a service revolver." ” - jr79560
A rude, contemptuous talk show host becomes overwhelmed by the hatred that surrounds his program just before it goes national. (110 mins.)
“ "One night in one American city. Mutiply that by hundreds of cities and what have you got; a country where culture means pornography and slasher films, where ethics means payoffs, graft, insider trading, where integrity means lying, whoring, intoxication." ” - jr79560
In Miami in 1980, a determined Cuban immigrant takes over a drug cartel and succumbs to greed. (170 mins.)
“ "Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass, see if it fits."
"I kill a Communist for free...but for a green card, I'm gonna carve him up real nice." ” - jr79560
A movie sound recordist accidentally records the evidence that proves that a car accident was actually murder and consequently finds himself in danger. (107 mins.)
“ "No one wants to know about conspiracy anymore." ” - jr79560
A young actor's obsession with spying on a beautiful woman who lives nearby leads to a baffling series of events with drastic consequences. (114 mins.)
“ "Someone's following you
It's not me."
"Holly Does Hollywood keeps this business where it belongs...in the gutter!"
"You're a peeper...in my book that makes you a pervert and a sex offender." ” - jr79560
Federal Agent Eliot Ness sets out to stop Al Capone; because of rampant corruption, he assembles a small, hand-picked team. (119 mins.)
“ "This nancy boy Eliot Ness. I want him dead! I want his family dead, I want his house burned to the ground. I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes." ” - jr79560
Dressed to Kill
A mysterious blonde woman kills one of a psychiatrist's patients, and then goes after the high-class call girl who witnessed the murder. (105 mins.)
“ "I got a new shrink, Levy's his name, he's gonna sign the papers so I can get my operation." ” - jr79560
The Bonfire of the Vanities
After his mistress runs over a young teen, a Wall Street hotshot sees his life unravel in the spotlight, and attracting the interest of a down and out reporter. (125 mins.)
“ "Sherman...where are all the white people?" ” - jr79560
Walter Davis is a workaholic. His attention is all to his work and very little to his personal life or appearance... (95 mins.)
“ "No, actually I'm a one concubine kind of guy." ” - jr79560
George Lollar takes his family on vacation with "Club Sand", a shoddy and untrustworthy company. On their tropical island... (84 mins.)
“ "Club sand, isn't that a sex club?
Well, some are sex clubs some are for families; this one if for families." ” - jr79560
Seems Like Old Times
Wrongfully accused of a bank robbery, a writer seeks the help of his ex-wife, who is now married to the soon-to-be D.A. of California. (100 mins.)
“ "If you're innocent they'll never send you to jail
Is that how it works Chester
Not in my neighborhood." ” - jr79560
Night of the Comet
A comet wipes out most of life on Earth, leaving two Valley Girls to fight the evil types who survive. (95 mins.)
“ "Daddy would have gotten us uzis." ” - jr79560
A nerdish boy buys a strange car with an evil mind of its own and his nature starts to change to reflect it. (110 mins.)
“ "Has it ever occured to you that part of being a parent is tryin' to kill your kids?" ” - jr79560
A young man finds a back door into a military central computer in which reality is confused with game-playing, possibly starting World War III. (114 mins.)
“ "Can someone tell us who it was that first theorized asexual reproduction?
Your wife." ” - jr79560
In the midst of a searing Florida heat wave, a woman convinces her lover, a small-town lawyer, to murder her rich husband. (113 mins.)
“ "You aren't too smart, are you? I like that in a man
What else do like lazy, ugly, horny? I've got them all
You don't look lazy." ” - jr79560
Romancing the Stone
A romance writer sets off to Colombia to ransom her kidnapped sister, and soon finds herself in the middle of a dangerous adventure. (106 mins.)
“ "I'm gonna throw another kee on the fire
No please, I'm getting dizzy." ” - jr79560
The Jewel of the Nile
This is the sequel to "Romancing the Stone" where Jack and Joan have their yacht and easy life, but... (106 mins.)
“ "Look man, I don't know who you are or what dope you're on, but I'm sailing away on my boat tonight." ” - jr79560
The Beach Girls
School is out, and three girls head to the beach for vacation. Two of the girls are world-wise party-goers who attempt to loosen up their naive... (91 mins.)
“ "Where did all these girls come from?
I don't know, one of these studs must have called the pound." ” - jr79560
A computer nerd makes a deal with the Devil and gets a new, "beefcake" body. (102 mins.)
Teenage geniuses deal with their abilities while developing a laser. (108 mins.)
“ "I didn't want you guys to think I'm stuffy you know, all brain no penis
You are Chris Knight aren't you?
I hope so I'm wearing his underwear."
Do you run?
Only when chased." ” - jr79560
Injured while risking his life to save an angry German shepard, Chicago Firefighter Jack Moniker retires... (96 mins.)
“ "Unlike you I haven't been sailing from port to port with my ass hanging out of a French cut bathing suit
Oh, well look who's been missing all the fun." ” - jr79560
Planet Spaceballs' President Skroob sends Lord Dark Helmet to steal planet Druidia's abundant supply of air to replenish their own, and only Lone Starr can stop them. (96 mins.)
“ "Oh sh**, spaceballs, there goes the planet." ” - jr79560
A minor-league baseball player has to spend $30,000,000 in thirty days in order to inherit $300,000,000. However, he's not allowed to tell anyone about the deal. (102 mins.)
“ "Didn't you know your great grand father was a honky." ” - jr79560
An underemployed reporter finds himself literally purchased as a toy for a rich spoiled brat. (102 mins.)
“ "It's U.S. not you ass." ” - jr79560
A young and impatient stockbroker is willing to do anything to get to the top, including trading on illegal inside information taken through a ruthless and greedy corporate raider who takes the youth under his wing. (126 mins.)
“ "A fool and his money are lucky to get together in the first place."
"It's a zero sum game, nobody wins if nobody loses." ” - jr79560
A girl's "sweet" sixteenth birthday becomes anything but special as she suffers from every embarrassment possible. (93 mins.)
“ "If it's ok with my dad she's going home with me."
"Can you answer a question for me?
Yes, you're a total queer
That wasn't the question." ” - jr79560
Hot Dog... The Movie
Harkin Banks heads to skiing championships in California. A teen runaway tags along as he parties and competes with friends and foes. (96 mins.)
“ "You know there's only one bed in here
So pick a side, and stay there." ” - jr79560
Hamburger: The Motion Picture
Russell has been expelled from several schools for lewd, crude and nude conduct. Busterburger University... (90 mins.)
“ "We reserve the right to refuse service to a**holes like you." ” - jr79560
Better Off Dead...
A teenager has to deal with his girlfriend dumping him among family crises, homicidal paper boys, and a rival skier. (97 mins.)
“ "I'm gonna activate your dental plan!" ” - jr79560
Second Time Lucky
There's a new wager between Heaven and Hell. Devil bets God that if God were to pick two young people to be the new Adam and Eve, they'd sin again. God accepts and sends a college couple to various eras, starting with the Garden of Eden. (101 mins.)
Three former parapsychology professors set up shop as a unique ghost removal service. (105 mins.)
“ "Ray, if someone asks you if you are a god....you say yes!" ” - jr79560
The discovery of a massive river of ectoplasm and a resurgence of spectral activity allows the staff of Ghostbusters to revive the business. (108 mins.)
“ "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God give right." ” - jr79560
Stopping briefly in a small Texas town, an itinerant race car driver finds that his stock car, on a trailer behind his motor home... (108 mins.)
“ "You no good, rotten, washed up, forked tongue, black heart, double dealing, backstabbing, bum. We coulda been great together." ” - jr79560
The rivalry between two gangs, the poor greasers and the rich Socs, only heats up when one gang member kills a member of the other. (91 mins.)
“ "Get lost, hood!" ” - jr79560
Rusty James, an absent-minded street thug struggles to live up to his legendary older brother's reputation, and longs for the days when gang warfare was going on. (94 mins.)
“ "California is like a wild beautiful girl on heroine, who's high as a kite, thinkin she's on top of the world, not knowing she's dying even if you show her the marks." ” - jr79560
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
The scientist father of a teenage girl and boy accidentally shrinks his and two other neighborhood teens to the size of insects. Now the teens must fight diminutive dangers as the father searches for them. (93 mins.)
“ "Any other yard the grass would be shorter." ” - jr79560
Canada's most famous hosers, Bob and Doug McKenzie, get jobs at the Elsinore Brewery, only to learn that something is rotten with the state of it. (90 mins.)
“ "He once got your dead battery goin' by mixin' bird feces and spit, cause there's like acids in it, eh." ” - jr79560
A parody of film genres composed of three shorts, spoofing personal growth films, glossy soap operas, and police stories. (89 mins.)
“ "I take my wife everywhere, but she finds her way home." ” - jr79560
Lizzie Borden High's class of '72 are going through the motions at their tenth-year reunion, until deranged alum Walter Baylor... (84 mins.)
“ * ” - jr79560
The Breakfast Club
Five high school students, all different stereotypes, meet in detention, where they pour their hearts out to each other, and discover how they have a lot more in common than they thought. (97 mins.)
“ "So where's your lunch?
You're wearing it." ” - jr79560
Epic story about two former Texas rangers who decide to move cattle from the south to Montana. Augustus... (384 mins.)
This movie follows the lives of medical students who are in their third year, which is the time that... (103 mins.)
Streets of Fire
A mercenary is hired to rescue his ex-girlfriend, a singer who has been kidnapped by a motorcycle gang. (93 mins.)
Two friends who are dissatisfied with their jobs decide to join the army for a bit of fun. (106 mins.)
Wacky hijinks of counselors and campers at a less-than-average summer camp. (94 mins.)
Up the Creek
Bob McGraw is in his 12th year of college, goofing his way through life. Bob the slacker, Irwin the alcoholic geek... (96 mins.)
Sheena: Queen of the Jungle
Sheena's white parents are killed while on Safari. She is raised by the mystical witch woman of an African tribe... (117 mins.)
“ "An enemy is one that takes without asking." ” - jr79560
A sword-and-sorcery fantasy about a young man's search for revenge. Armed with supernatural powers, the handsome hero and his animal allies wage war against marauding forces. (118 mins.)
Set during the days of the Roman Empire. A simple village is raided by Roman troops, and most of the people are whisked off to be slaves or killed... (72 mins.)
“ "Freedom is always worth fighting for!" ” - jr79560
College sophomore Randy Bodek is unfocused. The only thing he knows is that he loves his roommate, Jenny Gordon... (98 mins.)
Can't Buy Me Love
A nerdy outcast secretly pays the most popular girl in school one thousand dollars to be his girlfriend. (94 mins.)
M. Harry Smilac is a down-on-his-luck music manager who is having a hard time attracting talent and booking gigs for his band... (89 mins.)
St. Elmo's Fire
A group of friends, just out of college, struggle with adulthood. (110 mins.)
“ "How come they put ice in urinals?
"So we wind up doing it standing up, in the dressing room, in front of a three way mirror
So there's six of you." ” - jr79560
A group of people try to survive when machines start to come alive and become homicidal. (98 mins.)