I don't want to watch this -beep- ever...

...so please, stop making movies like this!
Do not pay for these movies, if you wanna see them (and you have been warned), download them, don't put dollars in their hands.
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1.
The Host (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
When an unseen enemy threatens mankind by taking over their bodies and erasing their memories, Melanie will risk everything to protect the people she cares most about, proving that love can conquer all in a dangerous new world. (125 mins.)
Director: Andrew Niccol
“ So, what, gay horror is now the thing, hot stuff?

Get the *beep* away from Sf and horror! ” - yogsothoth-3
 
2.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
After the birth of Renesmee/Nessie, the Cullens gather other vampire clans in order to protect the child from a false allegation that puts the family in front of the Volturi. (115 mins.)
Director: Bill Condon
“ To freely quote Deb Morgan from Dexter
I would rather let you *beep* a brick and *beep* me with it' than watch this ” - yogsothoth-3
 
3.
Twilight (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire. (122 mins.)
“ THIS ” - yogsothoth-3
 
4.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Edward leaves Bella after an attack that nearly claimed her life, and in her depression she falls into yet another paranormal relationship - this time with werewolf Jacob Black. (130 mins.)
Director: Chris Weitz
“ IS ” - yogsothoth-3
 
5.
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
As a string of mysterious killings grips Seattle, Bella, whose high school graduation is fast approaching, is forced to choose between her love for vampire Edward and her friendship with werewolf Jacob. (124 mins.)
Director: David Slade
“ TRASH ” - yogsothoth-3
 
6.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
The Quileutes close in on expecting parents Edward and Bella, whose unborn child poses a threat to the Wolf Pack and the towns people of Forks. (117 mins.)
Director: Bill Condon
“ This too ” - yogsothoth-3
 
7.
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.6/10 X  
Follows Justin Bieber with some footage of performances from his 2010 concert tour. (105 mins.)
Director: Jon M. Chu
“ Just wrong. Reason why post-natal abortion should be allowed ” - yogsothoth-3
 
8.
Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
As Hannah Montana's popularity begins to take over her life, Miley Stewart, on the urging from her father takes a trip to her hometown of Crowley Corners, Tennessee to get some perspective on what matters in life the most. (102 mins.)
Director: Peter Chelsom
“ Can't wait until her secret porn pops out... ” - yogsothoth-3
 
9.
Zookeeper (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A group of zoo animals decide to break their code of silence in order to help their lovable zoo keeper find love -- without opting to leave his current job for something more illustrious. (102 mins.)
Director: Frank Coraci
“ No, thank you ” - yogsothoth-3
 
10.
Mr. Popper's Penguins (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
The life of a businessman begins to change after he inherits six penguins, and as he transforms his apartment into a winter wonderland, his professional side starts to unravel. (94 mins.)
Director: Mark Waters
“ Why would he really act, when he can make money doing this ” - yogsothoth-3
 
11.
Thor (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
The powerful, but arrogant god Thor, is cast out of Asgard to live amongst humans in Midgard (Earth), where he soon becomes one of their finest defenders. (115 mins.)
Director: Kenneth Branagh
“ No more bad comic fantasies ” - yogsothoth-3
 
12.
Glitter (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
A young singer dates a disc jockey who helps her get into the music business, but their relationship become complicated as she ascends to super stardom. (104 mins.)
“ and anything with this woman-thing ” - yogsothoth-3
 
13.
Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A kid from the Midwest moves out to Hollywood in order to follow in his parents footsteps -- and become a porn star. (97 mins.)
Director: Tom Brady
“ As soon as you see Adam Sandler's name anywhere on the poster, run! ” - yogsothoth-3
 
14.
High School Musical (2006 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Troy and Gabriella - two teens who are worlds apart - meet at a karaoke contest and discover their mutual love for music. (98 mins.)
Director: Kenny Ortega
“ *beep* you ” - yogsothoth-3
 
15.
Norbit (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A mild-mannered guy, who is married to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her. (102 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
“ Same as Adam Sandler ” - yogsothoth-3
 
16.
Abduction (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A thriller centered on a young man who sets out to uncover the truth about his life after finding his baby photo on a missing persons website. (106 mins.)
Director: John Singleton
“ Ha, why should I watch thriller with boy toy that could get the *beep* kicked out of him by my little sister
pathetic ” - yogsothoth-3
 
17.
Sex and the City (1998 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
Four female New Yorkers gossip about their sex lives (or lack thereof) and find new ways to deal with being a woman in the '90s. (30 mins.)
“ If the only show on TV was this, and the only movies in theatres were with Sarah *beep* off and die Parker - I would become terrorist ” - yogsothoth-3
 
18.
Sex and the City (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A New York writer on sex and love is finally getting married to her Mr. Big. But her three best girlfriends must console her after one of them inadvertently leads Mr. Big to jilt her. (145 mins.)
“ We love show so much, so please make a movie. Ahhh, thanks, I hope you'll all die in agony ” - yogsothoth-3
 
19.
Sex and the City 2 (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
While wrestling with the pressures of life, love, and work in Manhattan, Carrie, Miranda, and Charlotte join Samantha for a trip to Abu Dhabi (United Arab Emirates), where Samantha's ex is filming a new movie. (146 mins.)
“ And of course, there's sequel. *beep* you ” - yogsothoth-3
 
20.
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
The IMF is shut down when it's implicated in the bombing of the Kremlin, causing Ethan Hunt and his new team to go rogue to clear their organization's name. (132 mins.)
Director: Brad Bird
“ I watched first one, and I was bored. I skipped 2 and 3, didn't even care, but now, everywhere I look there's banner or tv spot or billboard with face of this stupid and mindless *beep*. I hate Tom Cruise and I'm sick of him trying to act when he's simply can't. The only thing I don't understand is what Simon Pegg doing here. He's not bad actor or poor or scientology freak, so why? ” - yogsothoth-3
 
21.
Crossroads (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Three childhood best friends, and a guy they just met, take a road trip across the country, finding themselves and their friendship in the process. (93 mins.)
Director: Tamra Davis
“ She is one sad and mentally disturbed person, and should not be made fun of her. She should be just put down (or put into cage with so many others so normal people could pay to see, something like modern freak show) ” - yogsothoth-3
 
22.
Spice World (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
World famous pop group the Spice Girls zip around London in their luxurious double decker tour bus having various adventures and performing for their fans. (93 mins.)
Director: Bob Spiers
“ There's no words to describe how I'm annoyed with Victoria Beckham. Ok, you sold your skinny, deep, rotten puss.y for big money, way to go girl. But why the *beep* are you everyday on tv or news, what do you do beside giving it to some retard? I would like to vomit into your mouth while kicking you in stomach so you become infertile and stop breeding spawns. The other spice whores are just trash, but this one...
Oh, yes, my friends and I banged Baby Spice Emma and she never called us again, she just used us, so *beep* her too!! ” - yogsothoth-3
 
23.
Teen Wolf (2011 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
A somewhat awkward teen is attacked by a werewolf and inherits the curse himself, as well as the enemies that come with it. (41 mins.)
“ I'll pass and wait for next hollywood big hit - this is part of plot - 'Teen vamp cu nt sucking it without breathing for 30 minutes + personal drama for 10 minutes with sperm and blood off-screen (but we believe in your imagination) - cumming to your face next month! ” - yogsothoth-3
 
24.
Katy Perry: Part of Me (2012 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
The life, career and music of singer Katy Perry as we follow her on the California Dreams World Tour. (93 mins.)
“ I think it's great that they allow retarded people to make movies and music, but I just don't want to watch it/them. It's just too sad... ” - yogsothoth-3
 
25.
The Queen of Versailles (2012 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A documentary that follows a billionaire couple as they begin construction on a mansion inspired by Versailles. During the next two years, their empire, fueled by the real estate bubble and cheap money, falters due to the economic crisis. (100 mins.)
“ I feel so bad for these rich-beyond-dream people going poor. Really. I do. Why don't you believe me? ” - yogsothoth-3
 
26.
Diana Vreeland: The Eye Has to Travel (2011 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
A look at the life and work of the influential fashion editor of Harpers Bazaar, Diana Vreeland. (86 mins.)
“ Yeaaaah...no, no.
(just look at that poster and imagine hanging it above your bed - sex 0, nightmares 1) ” - yogsothoth-3
 
27.
LOL (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
As a new year at school begins, Lola's heart is broken by her boyfriend, though soon she's surprised by her best friend, promising musician Kyle, who reveals his feelings for her. (97 mins.)
Director: Lisa Azuelos
“ ...amazing poster ” - yogsothoth-3
 
28.
$ellebrity (2012 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Celebrity photographer Kevin Mazur gives an all access pass to life behind the velvet rope and in front of the camera. (89 mins.)
Director: Kevin Mazur
“ Eh, only if we had some trash TV we could watched all day and brainwashed our kids. We could name it something like E! or maybe MVT.
Ah, no problem, at least we have this "documentary", so we could learn lot of stuff about world around us... ” - yogsothoth-3
 
29.
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Steve Rogers, a rejected military soldier transforms into Captain America after taking a dose of a "Super-Soldier serum". But being Captain America comes at a price as he attempts to take down a war monger and a terrorist organization. (124 mins.)
Director: Joe Johnston
“ No, thank you, waiting for Captain Iran for the real deal :) ” - yogsothoth-3
 
30.
Battleship (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A fleet of ships is forced to do battle with an armada of unknown origins in order to discover and thwart their destructive goals. (131 mins.)
Director: Peter Berg
“ If you watched trailer, you watched the whole dumb thing. ” - yogsothoth-3
 
31.
The Armstrong Lie (2013 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A documentary chronicling sports legend Lance Armstrong's improbable rise and ultimate fall from grace. (124 mins.)
Director: Alex Gibney
“ I don't think anyone, beside US, are interested in this. So, another lie from this *beep* so what. Who gives a F. Their entire history is a lie, their economy, their politics, so why not their sport legends be a lie to. Livin a lie Timmy!! ” - yogsothoth-3
 
32.
A Madea Christmas (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Madea dispenses her unique form of holiday spirit on rural town when she's coaxed into helping a friend pay her daughter a surprise visit in the country for Christmas. (100 mins.)
Director: Tyler Perry
“ And all madea crap. Does someone really watching this Perry stuff at all? ” - yogsothoth-3