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Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Jacket (1991)
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Jerry wears an expensive jacket when he meets Elaine's father, but an argument ensues when Jerry is reluctant to wear it outside during a snowfall. (22 mins.)
 
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Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Apartment (1991)
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When an apartment becomes available in Jerry's building, he helps Elaine get it, only to regret his decision to do so. George starts wearing a wedding ring because he's heard that it helps single guys pick up women. (22 mins.)
 
3.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Revenge (1991)
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George takes revenge on his boss for not hiring him back after he quit and was rude to him, and Jerry and Kramer take revenge on a dry cleaner after Jerry accuses him of stealing $1,500 from his laundry bag. (22 mins.)
 
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Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Statue (1991)
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A statue wanted by George is stolen from Jerry's apartment by the boyfriend of a writer Elaine is working with. (22 mins.)
 
5.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Heart Attack (1991)
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George thinks he suffered a heart attack, only to discover inflamed tonsils instead, and seeks alternative medicine to help him. (22 mins.)
 
6.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Deal (1991)
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Jerry and Elaine believe that they have found a fool-proof way to start having sex again but still remain just friends, but they quickly start encountering problems. (22 mins.)
 
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Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Baby Shower (1991)
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Kramer convinces Jerry to get illegal cable. Elaine holds a baby shower for a former girlfriend of George, on whom he wants revenge for a callous incident. (22 mins.)
 
8.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Library (1991)
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The fate of people from Jerry's and George's past is revealed as Jerry is forced to account for an overdue book from 1971. Kramer falls for a librarian. Elaine fears trouble at work. (22 mins.)
 
9.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Cafe (1991)
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Jerry tries to help a new immigrant restaurant owner across the street from him. George, afraid of embarrassment, asks Elaine to take an IQ test for him. (22 mins.)
 
10.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Tape (1991)
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George orders hair growing cream from China. Jerry is mesmerized by a dirty message left on a tape recorder from his last performance. George becomes infatuated with Elaine. (22 mins.)
 
11.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Nose Job (1991)
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Jerry dates a vacuous actress and struggles with overcoming his sexual desire for her. George dates a woman with a large nose, who decides to get a nose job after a careless comment from Kramer. (22 mins.)
 
12.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Stranded (1991)
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Jerry and Elaine are stranded at a party in Long Island waiting for Kramer after George leaves with a woman from his office. George has an argument with a cashier over change. (22 mins.)
 
13.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Red Dot (1991)
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George gets a job at Elaine's office and gets involved with the cleaning woman. Elaine's boyfriend is a recovering alcoholic who falls off the wagon because of Jerry's carelessness. George buys Elaine a marked-down cashmere sweater. (22 mins.)
 
14.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Subway (1992)
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Jerry, George, Kramer, and Elaine leave the comfort of Jerry's building and take to the New York subway. But comedy abruptly ensues as our characters embark on their individual adventures. (22 mins.)
 
15.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Limo (1992)
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George meets Jerry at the airport as scheduled but his car broke down on the way there and now don't have a way to get back... (22 mins.)
 
16.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Trip: Part 2 (1992)
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Kramer is arrested when he is mistaken for a serial killer. After he is exonerated, Jerry, George, and he return to New York. (22 mins.)
 
17.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Bubble Boy (1992)
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George and Susan invite Jerry, his girlfriend Naomi, Elaine and Kramer to spend the weekend at her parents' cabin upstate... (22 mins.)
 
18.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Cheever Letters (1992)
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Jerry offends Elaine's assistant. Kramer makes a contact for Cuban cigars. A box of letters from John Cheever is all that remains after Susan's father's cabin burns down. (22 mins.)
 
19.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Opera (1992)
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Elaine unknowingly is dating Crazy Joe Davola, who has just left a threatening message on Jerry's recorder. (22 mins.)
 
20.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Contest (1992)
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After George's mother catches him alone in a somewhat embarrassing situation, Jerry, George, Elaine... (22 mins.)
 
21.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Outing (1993)
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A prank by Elaine leads a newspaper journalist to think that Jerry and George are gay. (22 mins.)
 
22.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Old Man (1993)
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Elaine gets the gang to volunteer at an old folks' home. She gets freaked out by hers, George gets fired by his guy... (22 mins.)
 
23.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Smelly Car (1993)
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After dinner, Jerry gets his car back from the valet. He and Elaine get in the car and realize that the valet has really bad B.O.... (22 mins.)
 
24.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Mango (1993)
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Elaine makes a startling confession. (22 mins.)
 
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Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Puffy Shirt (1993)
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Kramer and his soft-spoken friend Leslie start a new line of clothing and Jerry accidentally agrees to wear it on the Today show. (22 mins.)
 
26.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Glasses (1993)
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George loses his glasses at the health club. (22 mins.)
 
27.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Fire (1994)
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George dates a woman who has a son. She invites him to her son's birthday party. While at the party... (22 mins.)
 
28.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Big Salad (1994)
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Kramer thinks that a simple penalty stroke may have driven his golf partner, Steve Gennison, to murder a dry cleaner. Jerry is stunned to learn that his girlfriend not only went out with, but was dumped by Newman. George thinks Elaine gave his girlfriend an incorrect thank you when it was actually George who paid for Elaine's lunch. Elaine flirts with a stationery store employee and thinks that she may have sent him the wrong message. (22 mins.)
 
29.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Couch (1994)
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Elaine dates a moving guy, and things are going well for her until Jerry wants to know what his opinion on abortion is... (22 mins.)
 
30.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Engagement (1995)
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While sitting in the coffee shop, Jerry and George resolve to grow up and take life more seriously.... (22 mins.)
 
31.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Caddy (1996)
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Elaine's floozy former ex-roommate Sue Ellen Mischkie returns. George locks his keys in his car and leaves it in the Yankees parking lot... (22 mins.)
 
32.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Shower Head (1996)
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Peterman wants Elaine to go to Africa, but when Elaine tests positive for Opium in her physical, that means no dice... (22 mins.)
 
33.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Doll (1996)
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George freaks out when he discovers that Susan has a doll that looks exactly like his mother. Jerry... (22 mins.)
 
34.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Calzone (1996)
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George gets Steinbrenner hooked on eggplant calzones from a local Italian restaurant. But George gets... (22 mins.)
 
35.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Invitations (1996)
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It's finally time for George and Susan's wedding. George doesn't think he can go through with the wedding... (22 mins.)
 
36.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Serenity Now (1997)
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Jerry opens up his feelings. Elaine is getting hit on by the Jews. Kramer gets a screen door. George helps his father sell computers. (22 mins.)
 
37.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Blood (1997)
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Jerry's parents hire their friend Izzy Mandelbaum to become Jerry's personal trainer while George decides to associate food and television with his love life. (22 mins.)
 
38.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Junk Mail (1997)
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Kramer is annoyed with the catalogs he keeps getting in the mail. Elaine falls in love with a guy because of his smile. George's parents are avoiding him. Jerry can't find it in his heart to reject a gift from an old school friend. (22 mins.)
 
39.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Apology (1997)
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Jerry dates a nudist, and George seeks an apology from an old friend. (22 mins.)
 
40.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Strongbox (1998)
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George's new girlfriend refuses to break up with him. Jerry doesn't help out a neighbor. Elaine's new boyfriend is poor. Kramer tries to find a good place to hide his key for his strongbox. (22 mins.)
 
41.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Cartoon (1998)
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Sally Weaver makes fun of Jerry. George's new girlfriend looks just like Jerry. Kramer takes a vow of silence. Elaine gets a job drawing cartoons for the New Yorker. (22 mins.)
 
42.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Reverse Peephole (1998)
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Elaine is embarrassed by Puddy's fur coat. Kramer tries to keep Newman from getting evicted. George carries everything in his wallet. Jerry is through with wallets. (22 mins.)
 
43.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Wizard (1998)
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Jerry goes down to Florida for his father's birthday. George tries to avoid Susan's parents. Elaine can't figure out her new boyfriend's nationality. Kramer decides to retire. (22 mins.)
 
44.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Burning (1998)
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Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. George wants everyone at work to like him. (22 mins.)
 
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Veep (2012 TV Series)
Episode: Fundraiser (2012)
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Vice President Selina Meyer and her staff - chief of staff Amy, spokesperson Mike, right-hand man Gary... (28 mins.)
 
46.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Fatigues (1996)
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Jerry's new girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania. Kramer volunteers to host a Jewish singles mixer. George tries to study up on risk management. Elaine promotes a man she is afraid to fire. (22 mins.)
 
47.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Chicken Roaster (1996)
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Kenny Rogers' Roasters sets up shop across the street from Jerry and Kramer's apartment. Unfortunately... (22 mins.)
 
48.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Abstinence (1996)
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Abstinence allows George to become a genius, but it turns Elaine into an idiot. Jerry gets bumped from career day at his old Jr. High School. Kramer turns his apartment into a smoking lounge and all the smoke disfigures his face. (22 mins.)
 
49.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Andrea Doria (1996)
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A survivor of a shipwreck beats George out of an apartment, so George decides to tell the landlords the tragedies of his life in hopes of getting it back based on pity. (22 mins.)
 
50.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Pothole (1997)
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Jerry accidentally drops his girlfriends toothbrush in the toilet. George loses his car keys in a newly paved pothole. Elaine orders food from a restaurant that refuses to deliver to her area. Kramer adopts a highway. (22 mins.)
 
51.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Nap (1997)
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George takes a nap under his desk. Kramer swims in the East River. Jerry has some maintenance done on his kitchen. Elaine's new boyfriend buys her a new mattress. (22 mins.)
 
52.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Yada Yada (1997)
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George's new girlfriend keeps including "Yada Yada" in her stories. Jerry is offended by Tim Whatley's Jewish jokes. Elaine tries to help her friends adopt a baby. Kramer and Mickey fight over two women. (22 mins.)
 
53.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Millennium (1997)
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Kramer and Newman compete during the early planning of each of their millenium parties. (22 mins.)
 
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Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Chronicle (1998)
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Just as the four are about to go to the movies, Jerry looks back on the past nine years with the audience. (22 mins.)