The worst movies I have ever seen

Some movies are bad.

Some movies are so bad they make you want to stab out your eyeballs with a sharp object. These are those movies.

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1.
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Aliens resurrect dead humans as zombies and vampires to stop humanity from creating the Solaranite (a sort of sun-driven bomb). (79 mins.)
 
2.
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A group of tourists arrive in Burkittsville, Maryland after seeing The Blair Witch Project to explore the mythology and phenomenon, only to come face to face with their own neuroses and possibly the witch herself. (90 mins.)
Director: Joe Berlinger
 
3.
Dish Dogs (2000 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Two friends travel from town to town taking jobs as dishwashers until they both find love and must choose separate paths. (97 mins.)
Director: Robert Kubilos
 
4.
Doppelganger (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A writer with a room for rent acquires a strange new roommate with a psychotic alter-ego that follows her wherever she goes. (104 mins.)
Director: Avi Nesher
 
5.
Survival Island (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Three people - a rich couple and a crew member - are shipwrecked on a tropical island, and their subsequent fight for survival becomes even tougher when they begin to turn on each other. (95 mins.)
Director: Stewart Raffill
 
6.
Embrace of the Vampire (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
An 18-year-old college freshman is seduced by a handsome vampire lover who introduce her to a dark world of carnal desires. (92 mins.)
Director: Anne Goursaud
 
7.
The Scorned (2005 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
In a hidden beach house on the Malibu shore, a 'twenty something' couple have a 'spitting mad' lover's quarrel... (87 mins.)
Director: Robert Kubilos
 
8.
Poison Ivy: The Secret Society (2008 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
After a mysterious death of a young college student occurs late one night at a prestigious New England college... (95 mins.)
Director: Jason Hreno
 
9.
Class (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A young man in private school spends one crazy night out, but soon realizes the woman he hooked up with is not who he expected. (98 mins.)
 
10.
Private School (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Christine (Phoebe Cates), a student at an exclusive all-girls private school, is in love with Jim, who attends an academy for boys nearby... (89 mins.)
Director: Noel Black
 
11.
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A vulgar private detective is hired to find a missing groupie and is drawn into a mystery involving a series of murders tied to the music industry. (104 mins.)
Director: Renny Harlin
 
12.
10 (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A Hollywood composer goes through a mid-life crisis and becomes infatuated with a sexy, newly married woman. (122 mins.)
Director: Blake Edwards
 
13.
9½ Weeks (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A woman gets involved in an impersonal affair with a man. She barely knows about his life, only about the sex games they play, so the relationship begins to get complicated. (117 mins.)
Director: Adrian Lyne
 
14.
Heaven's Prisoners (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A hardened New Orleans cop, Dave Robicheaux, finally tosses in the badge and settles into life on the bayou with his wife. But a bizarre plane crash draws him back into the fray when his family is viciously threatened. (132 mins.)
Director: Phil Joanou
 
15.
Two Moon Junction (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A young Southern débutante temporarily abandons her posh lifestyle and upcoming, semi-arranged marriage to have a lustful and erotic fling with a rugged drifter who works at a local carnival. (104 mins.)
Director: Zalman King
 
16.
Sexual Predator (2001 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
A female parole officer sheds her inhibitions as she begins a torrid affair with the man responsible for the death of her best friend. (85 mins.)
 
17.
Poison Ivy (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A seductive teen befriends an introverted high school student and schemes her way into the lives of her wealthy family. (90 mins.)
Director: Katt Shea Ruben
 
18.
Flesh + Blood (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A band of medieval mercenaries take revenge on a noble lord who decides not to pay them by kidnapping the betrothed of the noble's son... (128 mins.)
Director: Paul Verhoeven
 
19.
Mirrors (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
An ex-cop and his family are the target of an evil force that is using mirrors as a gateway into their home. (110 mins.)
Director: Alexandre Aja
 
20.
Fear (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
When Nicole met David; handsome, charming, affectionate, he was everything. It seemed perfect, but soon she sees that David has a darker side. And his adoration turns to obsession, their dream into a nightmare, and her love into fear. (97 mins.)
Director: James Foley
 
21.
Taking Lives (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
An FBI profiler is called in by French Canadian police to catch a serial killer who takes on the identity of each new victim. (103 mins.)
Director: D.J. Caruso
 
22.
Sirens (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
When a painting is termed blasphemous, a young minister and his wife visit the artist... and the three sexually playful models living with him. (98 mins.)
Director: John Duigan
 
23.
The Informers (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
One week in L.A. in 1983, featuring movie executives, rock stars, a vampire and other morally challenged characters in adventures laced with sex, drugs and violence. (98 mins.)
Director: Gregor Jordan
 
24.
Striptease (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A stripper and single mother gets dragged into a dangerous situation after a congressman takes a fancy to her. (115 mins.)
Director: Andrew Bergman
 
25.
Buffalo '66 (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
After being released from prison, Billy is set to visit his parents with his wife, whom he does not actually have. This provokes Billy to act out, as he kidnaps a girl and forces her to act as his wife for the visit. (110 mins.)
Director: Vincent Gallo
 
26.
Killing Me Softly (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A woman faces deadly consequences for abandoning her loving relationship with her boyfriend to pursue exciting sexual scenarios with a mysterious celebrity mountaineer. (100 mins.)
Director: Kaige Chen
 
27.
Havoc (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Two affluent suburban girls clash with the Latino gang culture of East Los Angeles. (85 mins.)
Director: Barbara Kopple
 
28.
Holy Smoke (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
While on a journey of discovery in exotic India, beautiful young Ruth Barron falls under the influence of a charismatic religious guru... (115 mins.)
Director: Jane Campion
 
29.
The Girlfriend Experience (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A drama set in the days leading up to the 2008 Presidential election, and centered on a high-end Manhattan call girl meeting the challenges of her boyfriend, her clients, and her work. (77 mins.)
 
30.
88 Minutes (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
On the day that a serial killer that he helped put away is supposed to be executed, a noted forensic psychologist and college professor receives a call informing him that he has 88 minutes left to live. (108 mins.)
Director: Jon Avnet
 
31.
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
 
32.
Body of Evidence (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A lawyer defends a woman accused of killing her older lover by having sex with him. (99 mins.)
Director: Uli Edel
 
33.
Under Suspicion (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A lawyer is asked to come to the police station to clear up a few loose ends in his witness report of a foul murder... (110 mins.)
Director: Stephen Hopkins
 
34.
Buffalo Soldiers (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A criminal subculture operates among U.S. soldiers stationed in West Germany just before the fall of the Berlin wall. (98 mins.)
Director: Gregor Jordan
 
35.
The Box (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A small wooden box arrives on the doorstep of a married couple, who know that opening it will grant them a million dollars and kill someone they don't know. (115 mins.)
Director: Richard Kelly
 
36.
Mulholland Falls (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
In 1950's Los Angeles, a special crime squad of the LAPD investigates the murder of a young woman. (107 mins.)
Director: Lee Tamahori
 
37.
Stealing Beauty (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
After her mother commits suicide, nineteen year old Lucy Harmon travels to Italy to have her picture painted... (118 mins.)
 
38.
Normal Life (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Chris is young idealistic cop who falls in love and gets married to Pam, a beautiful but emotionally... (101 mins.)
Director: John McNaughton
 
39.
The Forgotten (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
After being told that their children never existed, a man and woman soon discover there is a much bigger enemy at work. (91 mins.)
Director: Joseph Ruben
 
40.
Bully (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
A pack of naïve teenagers conspire to murder a mutual friend, whose aggressive demeanor has proved too much. (108 mins.)
Director: Larry Clark
 
41.
Couples Retreat (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A comedy centered around four couples who settle into a tropical-island resort for a vacation. While one of the couples is there to work on the marriage, the others fail to realize that participation in the resort's therapy sessions is not optional. (113 mins.)
 
42.
The Yards (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
In the rail yards of Queens, contractors repair and rebuild the city's subway cars. These contracts are lucrative... (115 mins.)
Director: James Gray
 
43.
The Fountain (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
As a modern-day scientist, Tommy is struggling with mortality, desperately searching for the medical breakthrough that will save the life of his cancer-stricken wife, Izzi. (96 mins.)
 
44.
Alien³ (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
After her last encounter, Ripley crash-lands on Fiorina Fury 161, a maximum security prison. When a series of strange and deadly events occur shortly after her arrival, Ripley realizes that she brought along an unwelcome visitor. (114 mins.)
Director: David Fincher
 
45.
Batman Forever (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Batman must battle Two-Face and The Riddler with help from an amorous psychologist and a young circus acrobat who becomes his sidekick, Robin. (121 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
 
46.
Albino Alligator (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
While escaping from a foiled robbery attempt, three thieves find themselves surrounded by police at a New Orleans bar--only they're not the people the police are searching for. (97 mins.)
Director: Kevin Spacey
 
47.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A remake of the 1951 classic science fiction film about an alien visitor and his giant robot counterpart who visit Earth. (104 mins.)
 
48.
The Strangers (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A young couple staying in an isolated vacation home are terrorized by three unknown assailants. (86 mins.)
Director: Bryan Bertino
 
49.
Secret Admirer (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
An anonymous love letter left in Michael's locker on the last day of school wreaks havoc on his life, and the lives of everyone who come in contact with it. (90 mins.)
Director: David Greenwalt
 
50.
Disclosure (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A computer specialist is sued for sexual harassment by a former lover turned boss who initiated the act forcefully, which threatens both his career and his personal life. (128 mins.)
Director: Barry Levinson
 
51.
Poison Ivy II (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Lily is a sheltered art student from Michigan going to school in California. She finds an apartment and her roommates aren't quite normal... (106 mins.)
Director: Anne Goursaud
 
52.
Poison Ivy: The New Seduction (1997 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A sinister seductress vows to destroy a suburban family. (95 mins.)
Director: Kurt Voss
 
53.
Indecent Proposal (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A millionaire offers $1,000,000 to a young married couple for a night with the wife. (117 mins.)
Director: Adrian Lyne