my favorite south park episodes

The list is in order up to 14 after 14 it was to hard to put them in order the first 2 i count as 1.
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Craig and the boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains while giant guinea pigs wreak havoc all over the planet. Craig is the only person who can end the terror, but he doesn't care and won't do anything about it. (22 mins.)
 
2.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Pandemic (2008)
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With Craig's help, the boys start up a Peruvian pan flute band to make money. However, they are detained by Homeland Security and sent to Peru to end the "Pandemic." In the pan flute bands' absence, giant guinea pigs invade South Park. (22 mins.)
 
3.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: City Sushi (2011)
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A new Sushi shop moves into South Park and an Asian turf war is ignited between the "Japanese" owner of City Sushi and the "Chinese" owner of City Wok. (22 mins.)
 
4.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Cancelled (2003)
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Chef and the children learn that Earth is actually just a reality show for other planets. When they learn it is to be canceled, the boys travel to a distant planet to plead their case to the network executives. (22 mins.)
 
5.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: D-Yikes! (2007)
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Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so badly that she assigns the class the book report over the weekend... (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Spookyfish (1998)
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Stan thinks his new pet fish is evil after it kills two people in his bedroom. Also, the parallel-universe version of Cartman shows up in South Park, and everyone likes him more than the real Cartman. (22 mins.)
 
7.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Mr. Garrison does what he can to get fired for being gay so he can sue the school for millions of dollars. This turns out to be easier said than done because the parents and school staff feel they have to be tolerant no matter what. (22 mins.)
 
8.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Insheeption (2010)
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Stan and Mr. Mackey suffer a hoarding disorder. In an attempt to find the cause for it, they get trapped in Mr. Mackey's dream. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: The Jeffersons (2004)
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Michael Jackson moves to South Park but tries to conceal his identity. and local cops try to frame him because he is a rich black man. (22 mins.)
 
10.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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When a dam breaks and floods a nearby town, South Park residents assume it was caused by global warming and barricade themselves in the community center. (22 mins.)
 
11.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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One day after Kyle gives $20 to a homeless person, South Park becomes overrun with panhandlers. (22 mins.)
 
12.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Butters' mother snaps and tries to kill her son after the revelation that her husband frequents gay bath houses. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Cartman goes overboard directing a Thanksgiving production of "The Miracle Worker." Meanwhile, Timmy develops a bond with a runt turkey named Gobbles. (22 mins.)
 
14.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Cartman Joins NAMBLA (2000)
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Cartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it will introduce him to more mature friends. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to dispose of his unborn baby brother. (22 mins.)
“ After this episode all my favorites are not in order ” - pridenixon
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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The boys feud with New Yorkers at a gathering of elementary school kids. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Volcano (1997)
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The kids go hunting with the rather trigger happy Jimbo and Ned. Little do they know that a volcano is on the verge of erupting. (22 mins.)
 
17.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Chickenlover (1998)
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Mr. Barbrady goes back to school after it is discovered that he is illiterate. As he learns to read, a criminal is on the loose molesting all the chickens in South Park. (22 mins.)
 
18.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Prehistoric Ice Man (1999)
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Kyle and Stan fight over what to name a man they found frozen in ice from 1996. Meanwhile, the government attempts to steal the frozen man. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: The Succubus (1999)
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The boys try to save Chef from a woman who is stealing him from them. Meanwhile, Cartman gets glasses. (22 mins.)
 
20.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Sexual Harassment Panda (1999)
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South Park Elementary is nearly bankrupt when Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment. (22 mins.)
 
21.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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The boys enter the world of organized crime when they realize they can make money from the tooth fairy with other children's teeth. (22 mins.)
 
22.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Randy is outraged when Stan and the other boys start a boy band. (22 mins.)
 
23.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Towelie (2001)
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The boys try to rescue their new video game system from the hands of a government agency with the help of a talking towel named Towelie. (22 mins.)
 
24.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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A class war ensues in South Park when it becomes a hot spot for rich celebrities. Meanwhile, Token feels rejected by his friends and goes to live with lions. (22 mins.)
 
25.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Jared Has Aides (2002)
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The boys try to fatten up Butters and then liposuction him so they can get a marketing deal at a local restaurant... (22 mins.)
 
26.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Asspen (2002)
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The kids and their families take a vacation together in Aspen. However, the parents get stuck in an endless timeshare presentation, and Stan is forced into a showdown with a cocky skier. (22 mins.)
 
27.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Free Hat (2002)
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The boys start a group to stop a maniacal Steven Spielberg from altering "Raiders of the Lost Ark" while also catering to a group who demand a trailer-trash toddler murderer be freed. (22 mins.)
 
28.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Stan tries to disprove psychic John Edward after a reading messes with Kyle's mind. Meanwhile, Cartman and Chef travel to Scotland to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body. (22 mins.)
 
29.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Toilet Paper (2003)
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The boys toilet paper their art teacher's house to get revenge for a bad grade. When Kyle's guilty conscience makes him want to confess, Cartman makes an attempt on his life. (22 mins.)
 
30.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Christian Rock Hard (2003)
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Cartman, Butters and Token become Christian rock stars so that Cartman can win his bet with Kyle. Meanwhile, Kyle, Stan and Kenny learn the sad consequences of illegally downloading music from the Internet. (22 mins.)
 
31.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: The Passion of the Jew (2004)
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Cartman leads a campaign against the Jews after seeing "The Passion Of The Christ." Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny try to get their money back from Mel Gibson and discover that he is completely insane. (22 mins.)
 
32.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: You Got F'd in the A (2004)
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A gang of kids from the O.C. challenge Stan do a dance-off. But before the big event, Butters must confront a painful event from his past. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Cartman mistakenly believes he is a psychic, and is recruited by the police to help them with investigations. (22 mins.)
 
34.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Stan helps a group of woodland critters by killing a mountain lion, only to discover that he's helping them give birth to the Antichrist. (22 mins.)
 
35.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Wing (2005)
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The boys start a talent agency and represent a woman named Wing in Hollywood. (22 mins.)
 
36.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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When the boys decide to ignore Cartman, he assumes that he is dead, and enlists Butters to help him make up for his past sins. (22 mins.)
 
37.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Marjorine (2005)
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Butters fake his own death and disguises himself as a girl so he can infiltrate a sleepover and steal a fortune telling device from the girls. Meanwhile, Butters' father turns to the occult to bring back his son. (22 mins.)
 
38.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Follow That Egg (2005)
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Mr Garrison realises he still has feelings for Mr Slave. But Mr Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new boyfriend, Big Gay Al as soon as the Governor signs the same sex marriage bill. (22 mins.)
 
39.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Ginger Kids (2005)
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Cartman leads a vendetta against kids with red hair and freckles, until a prank makes him think he is one of them. (22 mins.)
 
40.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: The Return of Chef (2006)
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Chef returns to town after joining a group called The Super Adventure Club. However, when he begins to express an interest in molesting children, the boys suspect that the club has brainwashed him. (22 mins.)
 
41.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: ManBearPig (2006)
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A lonely and attention-desperate Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to explain the dangers of the biggest threat to the planet: Manbearpig... (22 mins.)
 
42.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Stan becomes a social outcast after his father Randy says "the N-Word" on national television, but Michael Richards and Mark Furhman come to Randy's rescue. (22 mins.)
 
43.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Cartman Sucks (2007)
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Cartman takes a photo with Butters's penis in his mouth to prove Butters is gay. He later finds out... (22 mins.)
 
44.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Le Petit Tourette (2007)
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Cartman fakes having Tourette's syndrome so he can say whatever he wants without getting in trouble. (22 mins.)
 
45.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Imaginationland (2007)
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Cartman takes Kyle to court because he refuses to follow through with his promise to suck Cartman's balls if they see a Leprechaun. Meanwhile, Muslim extremists attack "Imaginationland," and the government plans a counter-attack. (22 mins.)
 
46.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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With the help of Stan, Kyle, and Kurt Russell, the military is able to access the portal to Imaginationland. Meanwhile, Cartman is determined to make sure that Kyle follows through with his court-mandated sentence. (22 mins.)
 
47.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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All hope appears to be lost for Imaginationland, until it is discovered that Butters has the power to lead them to victory. And will Cartman ever get Kyle to suck his balls? (22 mins.)
 
48.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Over Logging (2008)
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A prolonged Internet service outage hits South Park and most of the rest of the country, and Randy moves the Marsh family to California hoping to find a connection (and Internet porn for himself). (22 mins.)
 
49.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Super Fun Time (2008)
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A class field trip to a frontier park turns into a hostage situation when a group of robbers use the park to evade the police, but the park employees won't help resolve the situation because they won't get out of character. (22 mins.)
 
50.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: The China Probrem (2008)
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Cartman and Butters go to P.F. Chang's to try to uncover the Chinese conspiracy to take over the U.S.. Stan and Kyle accuse Steven Spielberg and George Lucas of raping Indiana Jones (22 mins.)
 
51.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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The boys try to resist the "High School Musical" fad when it hits South Park Elementary, while also trying to convince the school's top singer that he should follow his dream and try out for the basketball team. (22 mins.)
 
52.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Margaritaville (2009)
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In a parody of the final weeks of Christ's life, South Park goes into hysterics over the failing economy... (22 mins.)
 
53.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Fishsticks (2009)
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Jimmy comes up with the perfect joke, but Cartman wants to take half the credit for it. However, Kanye West doesn't get the joke, and vows revenge on the person who came up with it. (22 mins.)
 
54.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Pinewood Derby (2009)
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Randy and Stan accidentally reach warp speed when Randy illegally soups up Stan's Pinewood Derby racer, which prompts a visit by an alien gangster and the space police trying to track him down. (22 mins.)
 
55.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Dead Celebrities (2009)
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Ike begins to see the ghosts of celebrities who died during the summer of 2009 and later becomes possessed by the ghost of Michael Jackson. (22 mins.)
 
56.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Whale Whores (2009)
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Stan is upset about the Japanese killing whales and dolphins, so he takes command of the Sea Shepherd on the "Whale Wars" reality show and does something about it. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Coon 2: Hindsight (2010)
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A new superhero named "Captain Hindsight" emerges to help with a new BP oil spill, and The Coon tries to make sure that he joins his union of superheroes. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: HUMANCENTiPAD (2011)
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After Kyle clicks on the latest iTunes user agreement without reading it, Steve Jobs forces him to be an unwilling participant in his latest project. Meanwhile, Cartman equates his mom not giving him an iPad to sexual abuse. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: T.M.I. (2011)
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Thinking the school has posted the size of all the kid's penises for the whole school to see, Cartman works all the boys up into tizzy... (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Upon Eric's advice, the boys use The History Channel's special on the first thanksgiving, to write their school report... (22 mins.)