Can I have my money back?by kinseisenshi | created - 12 Dec 2011 | updated - 05 Mar 2012 | Public
Worst movies/TV Series I've ever seen.
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1. Men in Black II (2002)
PG-13 | 88 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
Agent J needs help so he is sent to find Agent K and restore his memory.
Votes: 286,919 | Gross: $190.42M
Has to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
2. I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
R | 105 min | Mystery, Thriller
A young woman who was missing reappears, but she claims to be someone else entirely.
Votes: 23,919 | Gross: $7.50M
When you know that less than 20% of scripts make it to the theater, you have to wonder... who picked up this piece of royal sh T?
PG | 142 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Ten years after initially meeting, Anakin Skywalker shares a forbidden romance with Padmé, while Obi-Wan investigates an assassination attempt on the Senator and discovers a secret clone army crafted for the Jedi.
Votes: 517,808 | Gross: $310.68M
"Seriously the worst of all Star Wars", Liz Lemon (30 Rock)
4. Twilight (I) (2008)
PG-13 | 122 min | Drama, Fantasy, Romance
A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire.
Votes: 369,202 | Gross: $191.47M
So unbelievably stupid... more dumb teen angst romance, except there's vampires... that makes it cool?
5. Gossip Girl (2007–2012)
TV-14 | 42 min | Drama, Romance
Privileged teens living on the Upper East Side of New York can hide no secret from the ruthless blogger who is always watching.
The books were fine, and the cast is decent. The writing just plain sucks.
6. The Ring (2002)
PG-13 | 115 min | Horror, Mystery
A journalist must investigate a mysterious videotape which seems to cause the death of anyone in a week of viewing it.
Votes: 278,716 | Gross: $129.13M
How was this supposed to be scary? And I have to ask... where are the police and guns in horror movies?
7. One Missed Call (2008)
PG-13 | 87 min | Horror, Mystery
Several people start receiving voice-mails from their future selves - messages which include the date, time, and some of the details of their deaths.
Votes: 28,109 | Gross: $26.88M
...I have too much to say about this disaster
8. The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)
PG-13 | 104 min | Drama, Sci-Fi, Thriller
A remake of the 1951 classic science fiction film about an alien visitor and his giant robot counterpart who visit Earth.
Votes: 147,721 | Gross: $79.37M
Thank God for silent cell phones.
9. She's the Man (2006)
PG-13 | 105 min | Comedy, Romance, Sport
When her brother decides to ditch for a couple weeks, Viola heads over to his elite boarding school, disguised as him, and proceeds to fall for one of his soccer teammates, and soon learns she's not the only one with romantic troubles.
Votes: 126,985 | Gross: $2.34M
Probably the worst teen comedy I've seen.
10. Sex and the City 2 (2010)
R | 146 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
While wrestling with the pressures of life, love, and work in Manhattan, Carrie, Miranda, and Charlotte join Samantha for a trip to Abu Dhabi (United Arab Emirates), where Samantha's ex is filming a new movie.
Votes: 64,292 | Gross: $95.35M
Almost ruined a perfectly good franchise.
11. Grown Ups (I) (2010)
PG-13 | 102 min | Comedy
After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend.
Votes: 196,195 | Gross: $162.00M
So, so not funny.
12. Mr. Deeds (2002)
PG-13 | 96 min | Comedy, Romance
A sweet-natured, small-town guy inherits a controlling stake in a media conglomerate and begins to do business his way.
Votes: 119,148 | Gross: $126.29M
Winona, you can do better.
13. Role Models (2008)
R | 99 min | Comedy
Wild behavior forces a pair of energy drink reps to enroll in a Big Brother program.
Votes: 203,112 | Gross: $67.29M
Seann William Scott doesn't have enough charm to make this movie worth while. And that's saying a LOT.
14. Monk (2002–2009)
TV-PG | 47 min | Comedy, Crime, Drama
Adrian Monk is a brilliant San Francisco detective, whose obsessive compulsive disorder just happens to get in the way.
It's not poorly written... I just can't stand it. Good acting and all, it's just annoying.
15. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Not one thing redeemable about this crap.
16. The Cleveland Show (2009–2013)
TV-14 | 22 min | Animation, Comedy
The adventures of the Family Guy (1998) neighbor and former deli owner, Cleveland Brown.
Not funny at all. Cleveland was only okay as a Family Guy character.
17. Spider-Man 3 (2007)
PG-13 | 139 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
A strange black entity from another world bonds with Peter Parker and causes inner turmoil as he contends with new villains, temptations, and revenge.
Votes: 421,193 | Gross: $336.53M
Tobey... don't dance in any films anymore. Thank you.
18. Keeping Up with the Kardashians (2007– )
TV-14 | 44 min | Drama, Reality-TV
A peek inside the exploits and privileged private lives of the blended Kardashian-Jenner family, including sisters Kim, Kourtney, Khloé, Kendall and Kylie.
Stupid ass media whores. Please go away.
19. Kourtney & Kim Take New York (2011– )
The Kardashian girls have opened a new Dash store in New York City. Kim and Kourtney move there to help make it a success.
20. Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
R | 89 min | Comedy
A sendup of all the teen movies that have accumulated in the past two decades.
Votes: 85,640 | Gross: $38.25M
Not another spoof movie...
21. SpongeBob SquarePants (1999– )
TV-PG | 23 min | Animation, Comedy, Family
The misadventures of a talking sea sponge who works at a fast food restaurant, attends a boating school, and lives in an underwater pineapple.
The MOST annoying kids show out there.
22. Living Lohan (2008– )
E! cameras take us inside the Lohans' lives, following matriarch and manager Dina as she focuses on launching the music and acting career of her other daughter, Ali, while keeping on top of Lindsay's busy schedule
Stupid ass Dina whoring out her kids and Ali is so annoying and whiny.
23. Bones (2005–2017)
TV-14 | 40 min | Comedy, Crime, Drama
Forensic anthropologist Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan and cocky F.B.I. Special Agent Seeley Booth build a team to investigate murders. Quite often, there isn't more to examine than rotten flesh or mere bones.
It's not a bad show, just dry and dull in my opinion.
24. King of the Hill (1997–2010)
TV-PG | 30 min | Animation, Comedy, Drama
A straight laced propane salesman in Arlen, Texas tries to deal with the wacky antics of his family and friends, while also trying to keep his son in line.
Never cared much for it... but RIP Brittany Murphy! ='[
25. Shanghai Knights (2003)
PG-13 | 114 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
When a Chinese rebel murders Chon's estranged father and escapes to England, Chon and Roy make their way to London with revenge on their minds.
Votes: 88,102 | Gross: $60.48M
It was so bad in so many ways...
26. Lizzie McGuire (2001–2004)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Drama, Family
The daily adventures of an adolescent girl whose real thoughts and emotions are expressed by her sarcastic animated alter ego.
Hilary Duff... what to say about her... she can't act, sing, or probably read.
27. Sweet Home Alabama (2002)
PG-13 | 108 min | Comedy, Romance
A young woman who's reinvented herself as a New York socialite must return home to Alabama to obtain a divorce from her husband, after seven years of separation.
Votes: 89,788 | Gross: $127.22M
Reese, you can do much better than this.
28. Maid in Manhattan (2002)
PG-13 | 105 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
A Senatorial candidate falls for a hotel maid, thinking she is a socialite, when he sees her trying on a wealthy woman's dress.
Votes: 73,608 | Gross: $94.01M
One of the biggest... flop, sh tfest, whatever you want to call it.
29. The Wedding Planner (2001)
PG-13 | 103 min | Comedy, Romance
Mary Fiore is San Francisco's most successful supplier of romance and glamor. She knows all the tricks. She knows all the rules. But then she breaks the most important rule of all: she falls in love with the groom.
Votes: 66,449 | Gross: $60.40M
Like Maid in Manhattan, only made worse with Matthew McCan't Act.
30. The World Is Not Enough (1999)
PG-13 | 128 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller
James Bond uncovers a nuclear plot when he protects an oil heiress from her former kidnapper, an international terrorist who can't feel pain.
Votes: 166,671 | Gross: $126.94M
My least favorite Bond movie.
31. America's Next Top Model (2003– )
TV-PG | 42 min | Game-Show, Reality-TV
A cyclical competition where women from all over the U.S. compete for the honor of being America's next "it girl" in the modeling world.
Tyra Banks... eesh.
32. Home Alone 3 (1997)
PG | 102 min | Comedy, Crime, Family
Alex Pruitt, a young boy of nine living in Chicago, fends off thieves who seek a top-secret chip in his toy car to support a North Korean terrorist organization's next deed.
Votes: 84,691 | Gross: $30.88M
You know how your kids beg you to see something? It's called being a parent...
33. High School Musical (2006 TV Movie)
TV-G | 98 min | Comedy, Drama, Family
Troy and Gabriella - two teens who are worlds apart - meet at a karaoke contest and discover their mutual love for music.
34. High School Musical 2 (2007 TV Movie)
TV-G | 104 min | Comedy, Drama, Family
School's out for summer and the East High Wildcats are ready to make it the time of their lives after landing jobs in a wealthy country club owned by Sharpay and Ryan's family.
35. High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008)
G | 112 min | Comedy, Drama, Family
As seniors in high school, Troy and Gabriella struggle with the idea of being separated from one another as college approaches. Along with the rest of the Wildcats, they stage a spring musical to address their experiences, hopes and fears about their future.
Votes: 48,084 | Gross: $90.56M
3 pieces of crap!
36. Billy Madison (1995)
PG-13 | 89 min | Comedy
In order to inherit his fed up father's hotel empire, an immature and lazy man must repeat grades 1-12 all over again.
Votes: 113,386 | Gross: $25.59M
Among MANY of Sandler's suckfests.
37. Mean Girls 2 (2011 TV Movie)
PG-13 | 96 min | Comedy
The Plastics are back in the long-awaited follow-up to the smash hit Mean Girls - and now the clique is more fashionable, funny, and ferocious than ever.
SO FREAKING BAD!
38. Cheaper by the Dozen (2003)
PG | 98 min | Comedy, Family
With his wife doing a book tour, a father of twelve must handle a new job and his unstable brood.
Votes: 81,320 | Gross: $138.61M
Steve Martin and Hil Duff? How could we go wrong?!
39. Van Wilder (2002)
R | 92 min | Comedy, Romance
The most popular kid on campus meets a beautiful journalist who makes him realize that maybe he's afraid to graduate.
Votes: 93,891 | Gross: $21.01M
I like raunchy humor as much as the next guy, but this was just stupid.
40. John Tucker Must Die (2006)
PG-13 | 89 min | Comedy, Romance
Three ex-girlfriends of a serial cheater set up their former lover to fall for the new girl in town so they can watch him get his heart broken.
Votes: 71,820 | Gross: $41.01M
Jesse Metcalfe SUCKS!