Can I have my money back?

by kinseisenshi | created - 12 Dec 2011 | updated - 05 Mar 2012 | Public

Worst movies/TV Series I've ever seen.

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1. Men in Black II (2002)

PG-13 | 88 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

6.1
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49 Metascore

Agent J needs help so he is sent to find Agent K and restore his memory.

Director: Barry Sonnenfeld | Stars: Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Rip Torn, Lara Flynn Boyle

Votes: 286,919 | Gross: $190.42M

Has to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

2. I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

R | 105 min | Mystery, Thriller

3.6
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16 Metascore

A young woman who was missing reappears, but she claims to be someone else entirely.

Director: Chris Sivertson | Stars: Lindsay Lohan, Julia Ormond, Neal McDonough, Bonnie Aarons

Votes: 23,919 | Gross: $7.50M

When you know that less than 20% of scripts make it to the theater, you have to wonder... who picked up this piece of royal sh T?

3. Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)

PG | 142 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

6.6
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54 Metascore

Ten years after initially meeting, Anakin Skywalker shares a forbidden romance with Padmé, while Obi-Wan investigates an assassination attempt on the Senator and discovers a secret clone army crafted for the Jedi.

Director: George Lucas | Stars: Hayden Christensen, Natalie Portman, Ewan McGregor, Christopher Lee

Votes: 517,808 | Gross: $310.68M

"Seriously the worst of all Star Wars", Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

4. Twilight (I) (2008)

PG-13 | 122 min | Drama, Fantasy, Romance

5.2
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56 Metascore

A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire.

Director: Catherine Hardwicke | Stars: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Billy Burke, Sarah Clarke

Votes: 369,202 | Gross: $191.47M

So unbelievably stupid... more dumb teen angst romance, except there's vampires... that makes it cool?

5. Gossip Girl (2007–2012)

TV-14 | 42 min | Drama, Romance

7.4
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Privileged teens living on the Upper East Side of New York can hide no secret from the ruthless blogger who is always watching.

Stars: Blake Lively, Leighton Meester, Penn Badgley, Ed Westwick

Votes: 127,899

The books were fine, and the cast is decent. The writing just plain sucks.

6. The Ring (2002)

PG-13 | 115 min | Horror, Mystery

7.1
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57 Metascore

A journalist must investigate a mysterious videotape which seems to cause the death of anyone in a week of viewing it.

Director: Gore Verbinski | Stars: Naomi Watts, Martin Henderson, Brian Cox, David Dorfman

Votes: 278,716 | Gross: $129.13M

How was this supposed to be scary? And I have to ask... where are the police and guns in horror movies?

7. One Missed Call (2008)

PG-13 | 87 min | Horror, Mystery

4.0
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24 Metascore

Several people start receiving voice-mails from their future selves - messages which include the date, time, and some of the details of their deaths.

Director: Eric Valette | Stars: Edward Burns, Shannyn Sossamon, Ana Claudia Talancón, Ray Wise

Votes: 28,109 | Gross: $26.88M

...I have too much to say about this disaster

8. The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)

PG-13 | 104 min | Drama, Sci-Fi, Thriller

5.5
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40 Metascore

A remake of the 1951 classic science fiction film about an alien visitor and his giant robot counterpart who visit Earth.

Director: Scott Derrickson | Stars: Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Connelly, Kathy Bates, Jaden Smith

Votes: 147,721 | Gross: $79.37M

Thank God for silent cell phones.

9. She's the Man (2006)

PG-13 | 105 min | Comedy, Romance, Sport

6.4
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45 Metascore

When her brother decides to ditch for a couple weeks, Viola heads over to his elite boarding school, disguised as him, and proceeds to fall for one of his soccer teammates, and soon learns she's not the only one with romantic troubles.

Director: Andy Fickman | Stars: Amanda Bynes, Laura Ramsey, Channing Tatum, Vinnie Jones

Votes: 126,985 | Gross: $2.34M

Probably the worst teen comedy I've seen.

10. Sex and the City 2 (2010)

R | 146 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

4.4
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27 Metascore

While wrestling with the pressures of life, love, and work in Manhattan, Carrie, Miranda, and Charlotte join Samantha for a trip to Abu Dhabi (United Arab Emirates), where Samantha's ex is filming a new movie.

Director: Michael Patrick King | Stars: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon

Votes: 64,292 | Gross: $95.35M

Almost ruined a perfectly good franchise.

11. Grown Ups (I) (2010)

PG-13 | 102 min | Comedy

6.0
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30 Metascore

After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend.

Director: Dennis Dugan | Stars: Adam Sandler, Salma Hayek, Kevin James, Chris Rock

Votes: 196,195 | Gross: $162.00M

So, so not funny.

12. Mr. Deeds (2002)

PG-13 | 96 min | Comedy, Romance

5.8
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24 Metascore

A sweet-natured, small-town guy inherits a controlling stake in a media conglomerate and begins to do business his way.

Director: Steven Brill | Stars: Adam Sandler, Winona Ryder, John Turturro, Allen Covert

Votes: 119,148 | Gross: $126.29M

Winona, you can do better.

13. Role Models (2008)

R | 99 min | Comedy

6.9
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61 Metascore

Wild behavior forces a pair of energy drink reps to enroll in a Big Brother program.

Director: David Wain | Stars: Paul Rudd, Seann William Scott, Elizabeth Banks, Christopher Mintz-Plasse

Votes: 203,112 | Gross: $67.29M

Seann William Scott doesn't have enough charm to make this movie worth while. And that's saying a LOT.

14. Monk (2002–2009)

TV-PG | 47 min | Comedy, Crime, Drama

8.0
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Adrian Monk is a brilliant San Francisco detective, whose obsessive compulsive disorder just happens to get in the way.

Stars: Tony Shalhoub, Jason Gray-Stanford, Ted Levine, Traylor Howard

Votes: 54,308

It's not poorly written... I just can't stand it. Good acting and all, it's just annoying.

15. Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

7.1
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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Stars: Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell

Votes: 212,777

Not one thing redeemable about this crap.

16. The Cleveland Show (2009–2013)

TV-14 | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

5.6
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The adventures of the Family Guy (1998) neighbor and former deli owner, Cleveland Brown.

Stars: Mike Henry, Sanaa Lathan, Kevin Michael Richardson, Jason Sudeikis

Votes: 34,226

Not funny at all. Cleveland was only okay as a Family Guy character.

17. Spider-Man 3 (2007)

PG-13 | 139 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

6.2
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59 Metascore

A strange black entity from another world bonds with Peter Parker and causes inner turmoil as he contends with new villains, temptations, and revenge.

Director: Sam Raimi | Stars: Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Topher Grace, Thomas Haden Church

Votes: 421,193 | Gross: $336.53M

Tobey... don't dance in any films anymore. Thank you.

18. Keeping Up with the Kardashians (2007– )

TV-14 | 44 min | Drama, Reality-TV

2.8
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A peek inside the exploits and privileged private lives of the blended Kardashian-Jenner family, including sisters Kim, Kourtney, Khloé, Kendall and Kylie.

Stars: Khloé Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kim Kardashian West, Kris Jenner

Votes: 22,202

Stupid ass media whores. Please go away.

19. Kourtney & Kim Take New York (2011– )

Drama, Reality-TV

3.3
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The Kardashian girls have opened a new Dash store in New York City. Kim and Kourtney move there to help make it a success.

Stars: Kim Kardashian West, Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick, Kris Humphries

Votes: 2,267

YOU SUCK!!!

20. Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

R | 89 min | Comedy

5.7
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32 Metascore

A sendup of all the teen movies that have accumulated in the past two decades.

Director: Joel Gallen | Stars: Chyler Leigh, Jaime Pressly, Chris Evans, Eric Christian Olsen

Votes: 85,640 | Gross: $38.25M

Not another spoof movie...

21. SpongeBob SquarePants (1999– )

TV-PG | 23 min | Animation, Comedy, Family

8.1
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The misadventures of a talking sea sponge who works at a fast food restaurant, attends a boating school, and lives in an underwater pineapple.

Stars: Tom Kenny, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Fagerbakke, Clancy Brown

Votes: 65,682

The MOST annoying kids show out there.

22. Living Lohan (2008– )

Music, Reality-TV

2.5
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E! cameras take us inside the Lohans' lives, following matriarch and manager Dina as she focuses on launching the music and acting career of her other daughter, Ali, while keeping on top of Lindsay's busy schedule

Stars: Dina Lohan, Aliana Lohan, Dakota Lohan, Emmanuel Kiriakou

Votes: 401

Stupid ass Dina whoring out her kids and Ali is so annoying and whiny.

23. Bones (2005–2017)

TV-14 | 40 min | Comedy, Crime, Drama

7.9
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Forensic anthropologist Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan and cocky F.B.I. Special Agent Seeley Booth build a team to investigate murders. Quite often, there isn't more to examine than rotten flesh or mere bones.

Stars: Emily Deschanel, David Boreanaz, Michaela Conlin, T.J. Thyne

Votes: 122,451

It's not a bad show, just dry and dull in my opinion.

24. King of the Hill (1997–2010)

TV-PG | 30 min | Animation, Comedy, Drama

7.3
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A straight laced propane salesman in Arlen, Texas tries to deal with the wacky antics of his family and friends, while also trying to keep his son in line.

Stars: Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon, Johnny Hardwick

Votes: 38,728

Never cared much for it... but RIP Brittany Murphy! ='[

25. Shanghai Knights (2003)

PG-13 | 114 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

6.2
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58 Metascore

When a Chinese rebel murders Chon's estranged father and escapes to England, Chon and Roy make their way to London with revenge on their minds.

Director: David Dobkin | Stars: Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson, Fann Wong, Aaron Taylor-Johnson

Votes: 88,102 | Gross: $60.48M

It was so bad in so many ways...

26. Lizzie McGuire (2001–2004)

TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Drama, Family

6.6
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The daily adventures of an adolescent girl whose real thoughts and emotions are expressed by her sarcastic animated alter ego.

Stars: Hilary Duff, Adam Lamberg, Robert Carradine, Lalaine

Votes: 14,766

Hilary Duff... what to say about her... she can't act, sing, or probably read.

27. Sweet Home Alabama (2002)

PG-13 | 108 min | Comedy, Romance

6.2
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45 Metascore

A young woman who's reinvented herself as a New York socialite must return home to Alabama to obtain a divorce from her husband, after seven years of separation.

Director: Andy Tennant | Stars: Reese Witherspoon, Patrick Dempsey, Josh Lucas, Candice Bergen

Votes: 89,788 | Gross: $127.22M

Reese, you can do much better than this.

28. Maid in Manhattan (2002)

PG-13 | 105 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

5.1
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45 Metascore

A Senatorial candidate falls for a hotel maid, thinking she is a socialite, when he sees her trying on a wealthy woman's dress.

Director: Wayne Wang | Stars: Jennifer Lopez, Ralph Fiennes, Natasha Richardson, Stanley Tucci

Votes: 73,608 | Gross: $94.01M

One of the biggest... flop, sh tfest, whatever you want to call it.

29. The Wedding Planner (2001)

PG-13 | 103 min | Comedy, Romance

5.2
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33 Metascore

Mary Fiore is San Francisco's most successful supplier of romance and glamor. She knows all the tricks. She knows all the rules. But then she breaks the most important rule of all: she falls in love with the groom.

Director: Adam Shankman | Stars: Jennifer Lopez, Matthew McConaughey, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Justin Chambers

Votes: 66,449 | Gross: $60.40M

Like Maid in Manhattan, only made worse with Matthew McCan't Act.

30. The World Is Not Enough (1999)

PG-13 | 128 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

6.4
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57 Metascore

James Bond uncovers a nuclear plot when he protects an oil heiress from her former kidnapper, an international terrorist who can't feel pain.

Director: Michael Apted | Stars: Pierce Brosnan, Sophie Marceau, Robert Carlyle, Denise Richards

Votes: 166,671 | Gross: $126.94M

My least favorite Bond movie.

31. America's Next Top Model (2003– )

TV-PG | 42 min | Game-Show, Reality-TV

5.6
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A cyclical competition where women from all over the U.S. compete for the honor of being America's next "it girl" in the modeling world.

Stars: Adrianne Curry, Yoanna House, Tyra Banks, J. Alexander

Votes: 16,215

Tyra Banks... eesh.

32. Home Alone 3 (1997)

PG | 102 min | Comedy, Crime, Family

4.3
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Alex Pruitt, a young boy of nine living in Chicago, fends off thieves who seek a top-secret chip in his toy car to support a North Korean terrorist organization's next deed.

Director: Raja Gosnell | Stars: Alex D. Linz, Olek Krupa, Rya Kihlstedt, Lenny von Dohlen

Votes: 84,691 | Gross: $30.88M

You know how your kids beg you to see something? It's called being a parent...

33. High School Musical (2006 TV Movie)

TV-G | 98 min | Comedy, Drama, Family

5.3
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Troy and Gabriella - two teens who are worlds apart - meet at a karaoke contest and discover their mutual love for music.

Director: Kenny Ortega | Stars: Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Lucas Grabeel

Votes: 65,979

1...

34. High School Musical 2 (2007 TV Movie)

TV-G | 104 min | Comedy, Drama, Family

4.8
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School's out for summer and the East High Wildcats are ready to make it the time of their lives after landing jobs in a wealthy country club owned by Sharpay and Ryan's family.

Director: Kenny Ortega | Stars: Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Lucas Grabeel

Votes: 44,552

2...

35. High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008)

G | 112 min | Comedy, Drama, Family

4.6
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57 Metascore

As seniors in high school, Troy and Gabriella struggle with the idea of being separated from one another as college approaches. Along with the rest of the Wildcats, they stage a spring musical to address their experiences, hopes and fears about their future.

Director: Kenny Ortega | Stars: Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Lucas Grabeel

Votes: 48,084 | Gross: $90.56M

3 pieces of crap!

36. Billy Madison (1995)

PG-13 | 89 min | Comedy

6.4
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16 Metascore

In order to inherit his fed up father's hotel empire, an immature and lazy man must repeat grades 1-12 all over again.

Director: Tamra Davis | Stars: Adam Sandler, Darren McGavin, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Bradley Whitford

Votes: 113,386 | Gross: $25.59M

Among MANY of Sandler's suckfests.

37. Mean Girls 2 (2011 TV Movie)

PG-13 | 96 min | Comedy

4.2
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The Plastics are back in the long-awaited follow-up to the smash hit Mean Girls - and now the clique is more fashionable, funny, and ferocious than ever.

Director: Melanie Mayron | Stars: Meaghan Martin, Donn Lamkin, Linden Ashby, Dan Coleman

Votes: 17,403

SO FREAKING BAD!

38. Cheaper by the Dozen (2003)

PG | 98 min | Comedy, Family

5.8
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46 Metascore

With his wife doing a book tour, a father of twelve must handle a new job and his unstable brood.

Director: Shawn Levy | Stars: Steve Martin, Bonnie Hunt, Hilary Duff, Piper Perabo

Votes: 81,320 | Gross: $138.61M

Steve Martin and Hil Duff? How could we go wrong?!

39. Van Wilder (2002)

R | 92 min | Comedy, Romance

6.4
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26 Metascore

The most popular kid on campus meets a beautiful journalist who makes him realize that maybe he's afraid to graduate.

Director: Walt Becker | Stars: Ryan Reynolds, Tara Reid, Tim Matheson, Kal Penn

Votes: 93,891 | Gross: $21.01M

I like raunchy humor as much as the next guy, but this was just stupid.

40. John Tucker Must Die (2006)

PG-13 | 89 min | Comedy, Romance

5.8
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41 Metascore

Three ex-girlfriends of a serial cheater set up their former lover to fall for the new girl in town so they can watch him get his heart broken.

Director: Betty Thomas | Stars: Jesse Metcalfe, Ashanti, Arielle Kebbel, Sophia Bush

Votes: 71,820 | Gross: $41.01M

Jesse Metcalfe SUCKS!