Worst Movies I've ever seen!

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1.
Goal! III (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
The heroes compete on the greatest stage of all, the FIFA World Cup Finals. (96 mins.)
Director: Andrew Morahan
“ It has no story, no plot. It suddenly changes from a some sort of comedy into a drama. ” - emiliodb30
 
2.
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A computer hacker breaks into the computer system of the Seabourn Legend cruise liner and sets it speeding on a collision course into a gigantic oil tanker. (121 mins.)
Director: Jan de Bont
“ Just horrible ” - emiliodb30
 
3.
Mutant Chronicles (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
28th century soldier Mitch Hunter leads a fight against an army of underworld Mutants. (111 mins.)
Director: Simon Hunter
“ Too predictable. Lauzy special effects. ” - emiliodb30
 
4.
Jingle All the Way (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A father vows to get his son a Turbo Man action figure for Christmas, however, every store is sold out of them, and he must travel all over town and compete with everybody else in order to find one. (89 mins.)
Director: Brian Levant
“ Terminator playing as Santa. Come on! ” - emiliodb30
 
5.
Daredevil (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A man blinded by toxic waste which also enhanced his remaining senses fights crime as an acrobatic martial arts superhero. (103 mins.)
 
6.
Altitude (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
After a mysterious malfunction sends their small plane climbing out of control, a rookie pilot and her four teenage friends find themselves trapped in a deadly showdown with a supernatural force. (90 mins.)
Director: Kaare Andrews
“ Interesting idea. Really Disappointing ” - emiliodb30
 
7.
A Day Without a Mexican (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
When a mysterious fog surrounds the boundaries of California, there is a communication breakdown and all the Mexicans disappear, affecting the economy and the state stops working missing the Mexican workers and dwellers. (100 mins.)
Director: Sergio Arau
 
8.
The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Jeff is an ordinary guy that is stuck at a dead end job with a boring life, but when a strange old man... (78 mins.)
Director: Henry Saine
“ Very poor production. ” - emiliodb30
 
9.
Assassination Tango (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
An aging hitman gets a contract to kill a general in Buenos Aires. But when his mark becomes unavailable, he becomes involved in Argentinian tango culture. (114 mins.)
Director: Robert Duvall
“ Too slow. Really boring movie. ” - emiliodb30
 
10.
Down Terrace (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A crime family looks to unmask the police informant in their midst who threatens to take down their business. (93 mins.)
Director: Ben Wheatley
“ Too much noise and yelling. ” - emiliodb30
 
11.
Freaked (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A vain actor, his best friend, and an activist end up at a mutant freak farm run by a weirdo scientist. (86 mins.)
 
12.
Criminal (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Two con artists try to swindle a currency collector by selling him a counterfeit copy of an extremely rare currency bill. (87 mins.)
Director: Gregory Jacobs
“ It has nothing to do against original movie "Nueve Reinas" a real piece of art. ” - emiliodb30
 
13.
The Clearing (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
As an executive is held captive by an employee, it's up to his wife to deliver the ransom. (95 mins.)
 
14.
War, Inc. (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A political satire set in Turaqistan, a country occupied by an American private corporation run by a former US Vice-President... (107 mins.)
Director: Joshua Seftel
 
15.
Green Street Hooligans 2 (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Following the deadly climax of "Green Street Hooligans," several members of the West Ham firm and numerous members of Millwall end up in jail... (94 mins.)
Director: Jesse Johnson
 
16.
The Tuxedo (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A hapless chauffer must take a comatosed secret agent's place using his special gadget-laden tuxedo. (98 mins.)
Director: Kevin Donovan
 
17.
Bee Season (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A wife and mother begins a downward emotional spiral, as her husband avoids their collapsing marriage by immersing himself in his 11 year-old daughter's quest to become a spelling bee champion. (104 mins.)
 
18.
The Grudge 3 (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
A young Japanese woman who holds the key to stopping the evil spirit of Kayako, travels to the haunted Chicago apartment from the sequel... (90 mins.)
Director: Toby Wilkins
 
19.
White Noise (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
An architect's desire to speak with his wife from beyond the grave, becomes an obsession with supernatural repercussions. (101 mins.)
Director: Geoffrey Sax
 
20.
Hardwired (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
After a tragic accident nearly claims the life Luke Gibson (Gooding Jr.) the Hexx Corporation hardwire an implant into Luke's brain, it saves his life, but Luke soon finds out that this new technology comes at price, advertising. (94 mins.)
Director: Ernie Barbarash
 
21.
Thinner (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
An obese lawyer is cursed by a gypsy to lose weight...and lose weight...and lose weight... (93 mins.)
Director: Tom Holland
 
22.
North (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Sick of the neglect he receives from his mom and dad, a young boy leaves home and travels the world in search of new parents. (87 mins.)
Director: Rob Reiner
 
23.
Red Riding Hood (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Set in a medieval village that is haunted by a werewolf, a young girl falls for an orphaned woodcutter, much to her family's displeasure. (100 mins.)
 
24.
Setup (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
A group of friends become involved in a potentially deadly diamond heist. (85 mins.)
Director: Mike Gunther
 
25.
Troy (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
An adaptation of Homer's great epic, the film follows the assault on Troy by the united Greek forces and chronicles the fates of the men involved. (163 mins.)
 
26.
Planet of the Apes (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
An Air Force astronaut crash lands on a mysterious planet where evolved, talking apes dominate a race of primitive humans. (119 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
 
27.
Batman Forever (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Batman must battle Two-Face and The Riddler with help from an amorous psychologist and a young circus acrobat who becomes his sidekick, Robin. (121 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
 
28.
Pineapple Express (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him. (111 mins.)
 
29.
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
While still out to destroy the evil Umbrella Corporation, Alice joins a group of survivors living in a prison surrounded by the infected who also want to relocate to the mysterious but supposedly unharmed safe haven known only as Arcadia. (97 mins.)
 
30.
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ Suits with nipples made of latex? Really? ” - emiliodb30