Chritmas Movies For Men

It's Christmas, But That Doesn't Mean We Have To Settle For All Of This Mushy Sh/t In Our Movies...We're Men, So Let's Celebrate The Holiday's Our Way; With Booze, Babes and These Fine Christmas Films...
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1.
Die Hard (1988)
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John McClane, officer of the NYPD, tries to save his wife Holly Gennaro and several others that were taken hostage by German terrorist Hans Gruber during a Christmas party at the Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles. (131 mins.)
Director: John McTiernan
“ After This Party, Your Gonna Need A Bucket, A Mop, And A Sh/tload Of Screen Doors. ” - grove-for-life
 
2.
Lethal Weapon (1987)
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A veteran cop, Murtaugh, is partnered with a young suicidal cop, Riggs. Both having one thing in common; hating working in pairs. Now they must learn to work with one another to stop a gang of drug smugglers. (110 mins.)
Director: Richard Donner
“ The Only One She Might Ask YOU To Watch (Something About Mel Gibson's Butt...) ” - grove-for-life
 
3.
Reindeer Games (2000)
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After assuming his dead cellmate's identity to get with his girlfriend, an ex-con finds himself the reluctant participant in a casino heist. (104 mins.)
“ You May Dispute Because Of Ben Affleck's Acting Capabilities, But Who Can Resist 'Seeing' Charlize Theron...Ho Ho Ho ” - grove-for-life
 
4.
Turbulence (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
After a shootout on a flight transporting prisoners, a stewardess must outwit a smooth-talking serial killer and land the plane herself. (100 mins.)
Director: Robert Butler
“ Ray Liotta, Christmas Eve, A Highjacking... Need I Say More? ” - grove-for-life
 
5.
First Blood (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
Former Green Beret John Rambo is pursued into the mountains surrounding a small town by a tyrannical sheriff and his deputies, forcing him to survive using his combat skills. (93 mins.)
Director: Ted Kotcheff
“ All He Wants For Christmas Is Your Two Front Teeth... ” - grove-for-life
 
6.
Behind Enemy Lines (2001)
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A Navy navigator is shot down over enemy territory and is ruthlessly pursued by a secret police enforcer and the opposing troops. Meanwhile his commanding officer goes against orders in an attempt to rescue him. (106 mins.)
Director: John Moore
“ The True Story Of The Pilot Who Was Eating Corpse Water, While You Were At Home Pretending To Be Thankful For The Tie... ” - grove-for-life
 
7.
Die Hard 2 (1990)
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John McClane attempts to avert disaster as rogue military operatives seize control of Dulles International Airport in Washington, D.C. (124 mins.)
Director: Renny Harlin
“ Freedom... ” - grove-for-life
 
8.
Jingle All the Way (1996)
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A father vows to get his son a Turbo Man action figure for Christmas, however, every store is sold out of them, and he must travel all over town and compete with everybody else in order to find one. (89 mins.)
Director: Brian Levant
“ For The Kid, Inside All Of Us... ” - grove-for-life
 
9.
Bad Santa (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid, and the security boss discovers the plot. (91 mins.)
Director: Terry Zwigoff
“ You Might Not Want To Let Your Mother-In-Law Catch You Watching This One... ” - grove-for-life
 
10.
A Christmas Carol (1999 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
An adaptation of the famous novel by Charles Dickens. (95 mins.)
Director: David Jones
“ Even If You Are As Sick And Tired Of This Stupid Story As The Rest Of Us, This One (And Only This One) Is The One To Watch. So Find Yourself A Copy And ENGAGE... ” - grove-for-life
 
11.
Dead Bang (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A cop is gunned down on Xmas eve. Jerry Beck, the homicide cop given the job of hunting the killer,... (102 mins.)
“ And Now That You've Gotten That Festive Crap Out Of The Way, Let Don Johnson Guide You Back Into The Light, Coming From Those Burning Bodies... ” - grove-for-life
 
12.
Rocky IV (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
After iron man Drago, a highly intimidating 6-foot-5, 261-pound Soviet athlete, kills Apollo Creed in an exhibition match, Rocky comes to the heart of Russia for 15 pile-driving boxing rounds of revenge. (91 mins.)
“ Here Is A Way To See If She Is "The One"... She Destroyed 5 & 6, And Put The Rest Of The Blu-Ray Collection Under The Tree. ” - grove-for-life
 
13.
I Come in Peace (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Jack Caine (Dolph Lundgren) is a Houston vice cop who's forgotten the rule book. His self-appointed... (91 mins.)
Director: Craig R. Baxley
“ Intergalactic Drug Dealers, Roundhouse Kicking, Corrupt FBI Agents, And Enough Explosions To Ensure You Make Full Use Of That New 5.1 You Got This Year (From Yourself...) ” - grove-for-life
 
14.
The Package (1989)
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Experienced Green Beret sergeant Johnny Gallagher is escorting a prisoner, Airborne Ranger Thomas Boyette, back to the US, but Boyette escapes and Gallagher must risk life and limb to catch him. (108 mins.)
Director: Andrew Davis
“ This One's Perfect For The Holidays, Its Just Like A Family Reunion; Nobody Can Be Trusted, Everyone Is Out For You, And Each New Face Is Uglier Than The Last... ” - grove-for-life
 
15.
The Last Boy Scout (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A down and out cynical detective teams up with a down and out ex-quarterback to try and solve a murder... (105 mins.)
Director: Tony Scott
“ This Is The Perfect Holiday Movie, You Know, The Kind That Shreds... ” - grove-for-life
 
16.
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
The true story of Frank Abagnale Jr. who, before his 19th birthday, successfully conned millions of dollars' worth of checks as a Pan Am pilot, doctor, and legal prosecutor. (141 mins.)
“ Tom Hanks Should Tell That Joke More Often... ” - grove-for-life