Horror films that should have been stillborn

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1.
The Tomb (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.5/10 X  
A being known as "The Puppetmaster" holds victims captive in a tomb and tortures them. (81 mins.)
Director: Ulli Lommel
“ This is by far THE worst movie I've seen. How I got through the whole thing, I have no idea. "Grisly images" my ass. The only thing remotely grisly about this movie is that it was ever released to the public and that H.P. Lovecraft's name is slapped in on the title. ” - Stellarvore
 
2.
Curse of the Zodiac (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.3/10 X  
Though decades have passed since the multiple murderer held the state of California hostage with fear, the mystery of the identity of the Zodiac killer has never been solved. (82 mins.)
Director: Ulli Lommel
“ I couldn't watch all of this. I only saw the first 10 minutes (which should be a world record). FAT FOCK ” - Stellarvore
 
3.
Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
Both an homage to and a re-imagining of the original 1968 film, this update follows a group of survivors trapped in a farmhouse battling a siege of undead zombies....in 3D! (80 mins.)
“ Poor Sid Haig. He could have been out getting some tutti *beep* frutti, but nooooo, he had to do this piece of garbage. ” - Stellarvore
 
4.
Carnival of Souls (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
A young girl witnesses the brutal rape and murder of her mother by a circus clown and begins to have nightmares when the carnival comes back to town when she is an adult. (90 mins.)
Director: Adam Grossman
“ A putrid waste of time and a predictable rip-off of Jacob's Ladder. ” - Stellarvore
 
5.
Howling II: ... Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
A young man whose sister was murdered by werewolves helps an investigator track down a gang of the monsters through the United States and Europe. (91 mins.)
Director: Philippe Mora
“ Where do I begin? The dumb director doesn't know the difference between vampires and werewolves, the actors (except, of course, Christopher Lee) are horrible ... overall, it's totally irredeemable trash. So bad it's funny, but not in a good way. ” - Stellarvore
 
6.
Halloween II (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Laurie Strode struggles to come to terms with her brother Michael's deadly return to Haddonfield, Illinois; meanwhile, Michael prepares for another reunion with his sister. (105 mins.)
Director: Rob Zombie
“ I liked the first okay (yes, the Rob Zombie remake), but this one sucked. Rob Zombie threw in every single horror movie cliche and made this movie boring and not intense at all. ” - Stellarvore
 
7.
The Hills Have Eyes II (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A group of National Guard trainees find themselves battling against a vicious group of mutants on their last day of training in the desert. (89 mins.)
Director: Martin Weisz
“ Dumb. Just. Dumb (except the "waving" scene and *beep* the barbarian). ” - Stellarvore
 
8.
The Legend of Bloody Mary (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Ryan has been plagued with nightmares since the night his sister Amy went missing 8 years earlier after... (93 mins.)
Director: John Stecenko
“ I lol'd in my head whenever those goofballs tried to speak Ye Olde English. And why's everything blue? ” - Stellarvore
 
9.
Saw IV (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Despite Jigsaw's death, and in order to save the lives of two of his colleagues, Lieutenant Rigg is forced to take part in a new game, which promises to test him to the limit. (93 mins.)
“ Yeah, I know you're gonna be pissed, but IMO all SAW movies suck after III (except VI, which was okay). ” - Stellarvore
 
10.
Saw V (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Following Jigsaw's grisly demise, Mark Hoffman is commended as a hero, but Agent Strahm is suspicious, and delves into Hoffman's past. Meanwhile, another group of people are put through a series of gruesome tests. (92 mins.)
Director: David Hackl
“ I dunno. I just hated this one. ” - Stellarvore
 
11.
Saw 3D: The Final Chapter (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
As a deadly battle rages over Jigsaw's brutal legacy, a group of Jigsaw survivors gathers to seek the support of self-help guru and fellow survivor Bobby Dagen, a man whose own dark secrets unleash a new wave of terror. (90 mins.)
Director: Kevin Greutert
“ What a fantastic way to conclude a series ... not. ” - Stellarvore
 
12.
Dark Asylum (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A madman terrorizes a female psychologist when they are accidently locked up in an abandoned asylum. (83 mins.)
Director: Gregory Gieras
“ Yawn. ” - Stellarvore
 
13.
Alone in the Dark (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Based on the video game, Alone in the Dark focuses on Edward Carnby, a detective of the paranormal, who slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly results. (96 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ This belongs in a garbage can. ” - Stellarvore
 
14.
House of the Dead (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
A group of college students travel to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies. (90 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ Because we all know that the best reason to be immortal is to live forever. ” - Stellarvore
 
15.
Leprechaun in the Hood (2000 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
When three rappers want to get even with a pimp, they accidentally unleash a leprechaun who goes on a killing rampage in the 'hood. (90 mins.)
Director: Rob Spera
“ Wow. Just. Wow. (in a bad way) ” - Stellarvore
 
16.
30 Days of Night: Dark Days (2010 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
After surviving the incidents in Barrow, Alaska, Stella Olemaun relocates to Los Angeles, where she intentionally attracts the attention of the local vampire population in order to avenge the death of her husband, Eben. (92 mins.)
Director: Ben Ketai
“ Okay, so this one isn't absolutely horrible, but it wasn't good either. I loved the first film and the graphic novel that it's based on, but this one just didn't live up to my expectations. It has little to do with the graphic novel of the same name, except the beginning, ending, four characters, and a few scenes. Still, we could've done without it. ” - Stellarvore
 
17.
Train (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
In Europe, a group of American college athletes unknowingly board a train that will become one deadly ride. (94 mins.)
Director: Gideon Raff
“ Bland, nasty Hostel ripoff. ” - Stellarvore