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1.
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Six years after their Guantanamo Bay adventure, stoner buds Harold Lee and Kumar Patel cause a holiday fracas by inadvertently burning down Harold's father-in-law's prize Christmas tree. (90 mins.)
“ this is actually my favorite movie ever!! ” - thebeast8912
 
2.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
Scott Pilgrim must defeat his new girlfriend's seven evil exes in order to win her heart. (112 mins.)
Director: Edgar Wright
“ obsessed!!! amazing movie but it didnt mkae alot of money :( ” - thebeast8912
 
3.
Jackass 3D (2010 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Johnny Knoxville and company return for the third installment of their TV show spin-off, where dangerous stunts and explicit public displays rule. (95 mins.)
Director: Jeff Tremaine
“ THIS MOVIE IS HOLY ” - thebeast8912
 
4.
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
Jack Skellington, king of Halloween Town, discovers Christmas Town, but his attempts to bring Christmas to his home cause confusion. (76 mins.)
Director: Henry Selick
“ ok everyone says this movie is *beep* gay no no no no no this movie is amazing as *beep* it *beep* on all the other *beep* dumb ass animation movies.... tim burton is a mother *beep* wierd ass mother *beep* boss ” - thebeast8912
 
5.
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
A journalist is aided by a young female hacker in his search for the killer of a woman who has dead for forty years. (152 mins.)
“ i really need to see the new one but this one was very good ” - thebeast8912
 
6.
The Expendables (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A CIA operative hires a team of mercenaries to eliminate a Latin dictator and a renegade CIA agent. (103 mins.)
“ had the most amazing cast members ever ” - thebeast8912
 
7.
Evil Bong (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Straight-laced nerd Alistair moves into a college dorm with hardcore marijuana users Brett, Larnell... (86 mins.)
Director: Charles Band
“ this movie is low budget but give it a chance!! ” - thebeast8912
 
8.
How High (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Two guys by the name of Silas and Jamal decided to one day smoke something magical, which eventually helps them to ace their college entrance exam. (93 mins.)
Director: Jesse Dylan
“ *beep* amazing stoner movie!! 8) ” - thebeast8912
 
9.
Evil Bong 2: King Bong (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Stoners Larnell, Brett, and Bachman all suffer from severe delayed side effects from smoking grass from evil bong Ebee... (80 mins.)
Director: Charles Band
“ yes!!!! >:) ” - thebeast8912
 
10.
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A Korean-American office worker and his Indian-American stoner friend embark on a quest to satisfy their desire for White Castle burgers. (88 mins.)
Director: Danny Leiner
“ Might make you Hungry ” - thebeast8912
 
11.
Evil Bong 3: The Wrath of Bong (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
An evil alien bong crashes on earth. Its intent: world domination. Our stoner heroes are sent to the alien bong planet and held captive by nude alien beauties. Their only hope to escape and save planet earth: Eebee, the original Evil Bong. (87 mins.)
Director: Charles Band
“ Yes YES YES YESSSSS!!!!!!!!! >:D ” - thebeast8912
 
12.
Valentine's Day (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Intertwining couples and singles in Los Angeles break-up and make-up based on the pressures and expectations of Valentine's Day. (125 mins.)
Director: Garry Marshall
“ not gay actually very amazing i want to see new years eve ” - thebeast8912
 
13.
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A research team is sent to the Jurassic Park Site B island to study the dinosaurs there while another team approaches with another agenda. (129 mins.)
“ ok yes i like the 2nd one better ” - thebeast8912
 
14.
Jackass: The Movie (2002 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Johnny Knoxville and his band of maniacs perform a variety of stunts and gross-out gags on the big screen for the first time. (87 mins.)
Director: Jeff Tremaine
“ first was better than the second... im sorry ” - thebeast8912
 
15.
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
The maniacal baby of the Griffin family, Stewie, meets his future self. In doing this he discovers that his future image is not what he has anticipated because of a near death experience. (88 mins.)
“ "can you shave my Coin Purse?" ” - thebeast8912
 
16.
Half Baked (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
The story of three not so bright men who come up with a series of crazy schemes to get a friend out of jail. (82 mins.)
Director: Tamra Davis
“ yet another stoner movie ” - thebeast8912
 
17.
Die Hard (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
John McClane, officer of the NYPD, tries to save his wife Holly Gennaro and several others that were taken hostage by German terrorist Hans Gruber during a Christmas party at the Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles. (131 mins.)
Director: John McTiernan
“ very old but it used to be my favorite ” - thebeast8912
 
18.
Live Free or Die Hard (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
John McClane and a young hacker join forces to take down master cyber-terrorist Thomas Gabriel in Washington D.C. (128 mins.)
Director: Len Wiseman
“ they need to make another one!!! ” - thebeast8912
 
19.
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A strange black entity from another world bonds with Peter Parker and causes inner turmoil as he contends with new villains, temptations, and revenge. (139 mins.)
Director: Sam Raimi
“ only like it because it has 2 of my favorite villains ever ” - thebeast8912
 
20.
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
After being mistaken for terrorists and thrown into Guantánamo Bay, stoners Harold and Kumar escape and return to the U.S., where they proceed to flee across the country with federal agents in hot pursuit. (104 mins.)
“ Ahh yes let the stoner movies pile in ” - thebeast8912
 
21.
Jackass 2.5 (2007 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
The crew have now set off to finish what as left over from Jackass 2.0, and in this version they have Wee Man use a 'pee' gun on themselves... (64 mins.)
Director: Jeff Tremaine
“ yes im sorry to say but 2.5 was better than 2 ” - thebeast8912
 
22.
Jackass 3.5 (2011 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Because too much is never enough! The complete cast and crew of Jackass 3D return with an all-new UNRATED movie... (84 mins.)
Director: Jeff Tremaine
“ *beep* yes *beep* amazing as *beep* ” - thebeast8912
 
23.
Role Models (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Wild behavior forces a pair of energy drink reps to enroll in a Big Brother program. (99 mins.)
Director: David Wain
“ ahhhh yes love this movie ” - thebeast8912
 
24.
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Cindy must investigate mysterious crop circles and video tapes, and help the President in preventing an alien invasion. (84 mins.)
Director: David Zucker
“ hahaha funny *beep* right here ” - thebeast8912
 
25.
Halloween (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
After being committed for 17 years, Michael Myers, now a grown man and still very dangerous, escapes from the mental institution and immediately returns to Haddonfield to find his baby sister, Laurie. (109 mins.)
Director: Rob Zombie
“ great movie ” - thebeast8912
 
26.
The Dark Knight (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.0/10 X  
When the menace known as the Joker emerges from his mysterious past, he wreaks havoc and chaos on the people of Gotham, the Dark Knight must accept one of the greatest psychological and physical tests of his ability to fight injustice. (152 mins.)
“ HOLY BATMAN ” - thebeast8912
 
27.
Friday the 13th (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees and his deadly intentions. (97 mins.)
Director: Marcus Nispel
“ way better than the original.... then again what scary movie remake isnt!? ” - thebeast8912
 
28.
Scream 4 (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Ten years have passed, and Sidney Prescott, who has put herself back together thanks in part to her writing, is visited by the Ghostface Killer. (111 mins.)
Director: Wes Craven
“ loved the *beep* outta this one ” - thebeast8912
 
29.
Scary Movie 2 (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Four teens are tricked by their professor into visiting a haunted house for a school project. (83 mins.)
“ hahahah the stoners in the movie :D ” - thebeast8912
 
30.
The Mummy (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
An American serving in the French Foreign Legion on an archaeological dig at the ancient city of Hamunaptra accidentally awakens a mummy. (125 mins.)
Director: Stephen Sommers
“ sort of old but then again its also sort of good ” - thebeast8912
 
31.
Family Guy (1999 TV Series)
Episode: Episode VI: It's a Trap (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
Clear some space for the third chapter of the funniest freakin' trilogy in the galaxy! (22 mins.)
“ hahahahahah this is my favorite out of them all ” - thebeast8912
 
32.
Wanted (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A frustrated office worker learns that he is the son of a professional assassin, and that he shares his father's superhuman killing abilities. (110 mins.)
“ damn ” - thebeast8912
 
33.
March of the Penguins (2005 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
In the Antarctic, every March since the beginning of time, the quest begins to find the perfect mate and start a family. (80 mins.)
Director: Luc Jacquet
“ DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THIS MOVIE!!!!! ” - thebeast8912
 
34.
Batman (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
The Dark Knight of Gotham City begins his war on crime with his first major enemy being the clownishly homicidal Joker. (126 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
“ hhahaha *beep* yes!? ” - thebeast8912
 
35.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Three film students vanish after traveling into a Maryland forest to film a documentary on the local Blair Witch legend, leaving only their footage behind. (81 mins.)
“ oh god yes actually very stupid but man those 2 minutes of horror made me not want to go camping ever again!!! ” - thebeast8912
 
36.
Bongwater (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
An indolent artist in Portland, Oregon becomes addicted to marijuana, prompting his girlfriend to flee to New York City with a heroin addict. (97 mins.)
Director: Richard Sears
“ a little old but *beep* yes ” - thebeast8912
 
37.
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A group of tourists arrive in Burkittsville, Maryland after seeing The Blair Witch Project to explore the mythology and phenomenon, only to come face to face with their own neuroses and possibly the witch herself. (90 mins.)
Director: Joe Berlinger
“ i seriously just watched this cuz i didnt know there was a 2 XD ” - thebeast8912
 
38.
Jackass Number Two (2006 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Chris Pontius, Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera, and the whole crew return to the screen to raise the stakes higher than ever before. (92 mins.)
Director: Jeff Tremaine
“ now jack ass 2 this was the worst out of them but it was still funny ” - thebeast8912
 
39.
Halloween II (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Laurie Strode struggles to come to terms with her brother Michael's deadly return to Haddonfield, Illinois; meanwhile, Michael prepares for another reunion with his sister. (105 mins.)
Director: Rob Zombie
“ rob zombie made these movies perfect ” - thebeast8912
 
40.
Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
John McClane and a Harlem store owner are targeted by German terrorist Simon Gruber in New York City, where he plans to rob the Federal Reserve Building. (128 mins.)
Director: John McTiernan
“ hahaha amazing as *beep* ” - thebeast8912
 
41.
The Proposal (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A pushy boss forces her young assistant to marry her in order to keep her visa status in the U.S. and avoid deportation to Canada. (108 mins.)
Director: Anne Fletcher
“ not gay totally funny ” - thebeast8912
 
42.
Scream (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A year after the murder of her mother, a teenage girl is terrorized by a new killer, who targets the girl and her friends by using horror films as part of a deadly game. (111 mins.)
Director: Wes Craven
“ yes yes yes but it is # 42 ” - thebeast8912
 
43.
Bong of the Dead (2011 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
When the world is taken over by flesh eating zombies, best friends Tommy and Edwin figure out a way to benefit from it by turning zombies into fertilizer for growing potent weed! There will be bud. (91 mins.)
Director: Thomas Newman
“ hahaha *beep* yes!!! stoner movie!!! ” - thebeast8912
 
44.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war. (150 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ this movie is gay but amazing ” - thebeast8912
 
45.
Splice (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Genetic engineers Clive Nicoli and Elsa Kast hope to achieve fame by successfully splicing together the DNA of different animals to create new hybrid animals for medical use. (104 mins.)
Director: Vincenzo Natali
“ hahahah AMAZING ” - thebeast8912
 
46.
Jurassic Park (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
During a preview tour, a theme park suffers a major power breakdown that allows its cloned dinosaur exhibits to run amok. (127 mins.)
“ cum ” - thebeast8912
 
47.
Batman Forever (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Batman must battle Two-Face and The Riddler with help from an amorous psychologist and a young circus acrobat who becomes his sidekick, Robin. (121 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ again cum ” - thebeast8912
 
48.
Wayne's World (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
Two slacker friends try to promote their public-access cable show. (94 mins.)
“ *beep* yes it would be better if they were hardcore stoners but its still good ” - thebeast8912
 
49.
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
A family determined to get their young daughter into the finals of a beauty pageant take a cross-country trip in their VW bus. (101 mins.)
“ hhahhhah i thought this would be a kids movie :D ” - thebeast8912
 
50.
The Transporter (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Frank is hired to "transport" packages for unknown clients and has made a very good living doing so. But when asked to move a package that begins moving, complications arise. (92 mins.)
“ yes this is # 50 ” - thebeast8912