Favorite Films of Filthy Frontbenchers

These are the movies liked by the Filthy Frontbenchers, who have no taste or class and mostly suvvar sewer rats and illegals from dirtydesh and filthystan. They like fart jokes, toilet humor and cheap thrill sewer movies ("Ek Tha Tiger" "Three Idiots" 'Delhi Belly" 'Housefull 2" "Lagaan' ) and they have seen Bazzigar, Sholay, DDLJ, DCH and Dabaang about 200 times and byheart the dialog, so they can mouth along when they are sitting with their suvvar filthy mouth gaping in front of the screen-so close to the screen-they can almost touch their banchod favorite monkey camel actors from monkeystan.

These actors are ugly to the bone and were imported for menial labor and walk with pail behind camels and elephants in the Kamala Three Ring Circus and instead of going back to the suvvarstan stayed illegally. They were never meant to be actors or directors or producers but pirates. They all look like camels and kiwi. The camel jockeys spitting at home and sidewalks are the scums from scumstan. The worst maderchod traitors disguised as actors and producers who belong in the sewer than movies.

The so called Top 100 Crore hits and the Top 25 so-called hit movies in the last two decades are wholly supported by these filthy suvvar maderbanchods frontbencher kuttaes from Kuttaestan, These mader banhchods have a canine ancestry on their mother side and suvvar ancestry on their fathers side, hence, oblivious to taste or class.

In their garbage sewer taste "Sholay" is the best Indian film ever made since it starred one ofi their own favorite maderchod scum. Yes, Sholay was a good movie, but not the best movie ever made. The best movies produced in India were "Sangam' and "Guide" "Swades" "Jodha Akbar" "Bhumika" to name a few. These Kuttae banchods have not heard of or seen the above movies, like the rest of the decent population-since these maderchods-live in their cocoon of filth spitting in theaters, side walks and even their own homes.

These banchods were in show business in garbagestan (pickng up behind an elephant and these scums are actors and producer/directors here.) The three leading dogs go through body cavity search in all airports and detained since they pirate their own movies and they are treated like dogs and terrorists, since they are leading actors only for the frontbenchers in India.

Only movies these lowlifes know, are movies, starring their favorite Banchods of Bollywood actors. These doggy looking actors? who prance like monkeys with banana in award shows (the jury and the cameramen are from Filthystan and we have to endure looking at these ugly scums every other shot of the audience.) Given few rupees, they dance like apes or demented penguins at weddings. These madarchod scums also bribe everyone in sight, to self promote and cross promote their canine breed. These rats pirate their own movies and then shed crocodile tears in front of film panels.

The reason that an Indian movie has not made it to Oscar, is that current movies, are made to please and appease these lowlifes by the lowlife producers, starring chamcha banchod actors from Filthystan. One of this leading actor ape, is built like a woolly mammoth. This scum suvvar maderchod can't speak a sentence let alone deliver a dialog, even then, it sounds like an obscene phone call or a mating call of a sea urchin-more of the latter-since he is in the same class as a water buffalo. This Ek tha banchod suvvar dog khojha from khohjastan has a doggy hair transplant that he covers with generous supply of vaseline and his eyes are like he was crossed between a toad and a buffalo. This suvvar scum has six pack abs to show for his talent. This maderchod is clearly a leading khoja scum of the earth actor who has canine ancestry on his mother side and suvvar banchod ancestry on his fathers side. '

This illiterate and illegal scum is worshipped by the suvvar maderbanchods, most of the scums in the media and the show award organiszers. One of the leading actor is a midget suvvar monkey who led twelve henpeckecd cretins for a cricket match. This suvvar is also a born cretin with suvvar ancestry on his fathers side.
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1.
Dabangg (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A corrupt police officer faces challenges from his family, gangsters and politicians. (126 mins.)
 
2.
Sholay (1975)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
After his family is murdered by a notorious and ruthless bandit, a former police officer enlists the services of two outlaws to capture him. (198 mins.)
Director: Ramesh Sippy
 
3.
Baazigar (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
A vengeful young man marries the daughter of a corrupt industrialist in order to seek justice for his father's suicide. (175 mins.)
 
4.
Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
A young man and woman - both of Indian descent but born and raised in Britain - fall in love during a trip to Switzerland. However, the girl's traditional father takes her back to India to fulfill a betrothal promise. (189 mins.)
Director: Aditya Chopra
 
5.
Ra.One (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A video game developer's world spirals out of control when his shape-shifting indestructible virtual creation becomes all too real. (156 mins.)
Director: Anubhav Sinha
 
6.
Dil Chahta Hai (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Three inseparable childhood friends are just out of college. Nothing comes between them - until they each fall in love, and their wildly different approaches to relationships creates tension. (183 mins.)
Director: Farhan Akhtar
 
7.
Delhi Belly (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Three struggling room-mates unknowingly become potential prey of a ruthless gangster. (103 mins.)
 
8.
3 Idiots (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
Two friends are searching for their long lost companion. They revisit their college days and recall the memories of their friend who inspired them to think differently, even as the rest of the world called them "idiots". (170 mins.)
Director: Rajkumar Hirani
 
9.
Don 2 (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
An international gangster turns himself in, then dramatically escapes - only to face treachery and betrayal. (148 mins.)
Director: Farhan Akhtar
 
10.
Ghajini (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
A short-term memory loss patient sets out on his journey to avenge the death of his beloved girl. (183 mins.)
Director: A.R. Murugadoss
 
11.
Main Hoon Na (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
An army major goes undercover as a college student. His mission is both professional and personal: to protect his general's daughter from a radical militant, and to find his estranged half-brother. (179 mins.)
Director: Farah Khan
 
12.
Garv: Pride and Honour (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Crime has taken its toll heavily on Mumbai city; with the police force restricted by the norms of the law... (162 mins.)
Director: Punit Isarr
 
13.
Boom (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Three female models are unwittingly thrown into the Bombay underworld when they accidentally stop a diamond delivery to the Middle East. (100 mins.)
Director: Kaizad Gustad
 
14.
Rang De Basanti (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
The story of six young Indians who assist an English Woman to film a documentary on the extremist freedom fighters from their past, and the events that lead them to relive the long forgotten saga of freedom. (157 mins.)
 
15.
Wanted (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A frustrated office worker learns that he is the son of a professional assassin, and that he shares his father's superhuman killing abilities. (110 mins.)
 
16.
Bodyguard (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
The daughter of a wealthy nobleman secretly falls in love with her bodyguard. (130 mins.)
Director: Siddique
 
17.
Like Stars on Earth (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
An eight-year-old boy is thought to be lazy and a trouble-maker, until the new art teacher has the patience and compassion to discover the real problem behind his struggles in school. (165 mins.)
Director: Aamir Khan
 
18.
Om Shanti Om (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
In the 1970s, Om, an aspiring actor, is murdered, but is immediately reincarnated into the present day. He attempts to discover the mystery of his demise and find Shanti, the love of his previous life. (162 mins.)
Director: Farah Khan
 
19.
Tere Naam (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Problems arise when Radhey Mohan, a delinquent falls in love with a girl named Nirjara. (132 mins.)
Director: Satish Kaushik
 
20.
Tees Maar Khan (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
Posing as a movie producer, a conman attempts to trick an entire village into helping him rob a treasure-laden train. (135 mins.)
Director: Farah Khan
 
21.
Kambakkht Ishq (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A romantic comedy about an Indian stuntman who takes Hollywood by storm but cannot find true love. (142 mins.)
Director: Sabir Khan
 
22.
Ek Main Aur Ekk Tu (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A few drinks too many leads an uptight architect and quick-witted hairstylist to marry in Las Vegas. Can a mistake lead to friendship and love? (110 mins.)
Director: Shakun Batra
 
23.
Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
A Mumbai teen reflects on his upbringing in the slums when he is accused of cheating on the Indian Version of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" (120 mins.)
 
24.
Lagaan: Once Upon a Time in India (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
The people of a small village in Victorian India stake their future on a game of cricket against their ruthless British rulers. (224 mins.)
 
25.
Housefull 2 (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Four son-in-laws marry four brides whose four father-in laws mistake every son-in law for Jolly. (145 mins.)
Director: Sajid Khan
 
26.
Satyamev Jayate (2012 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.2/10 X  
Aamir Khan hosts and produces this documentary/talk-show that explores the social issues effecting modern India. (65 mins.)
Stars: Aamir Khan
 
27.
Jannat 2 (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A dealer of illegal guns is bullied into being an informer for a cop who wants to put an end to this racket. (150 mins.)
Director: Kunal Deshmukh
 
28.
Ek Tha Tiger (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
RAW agent Tiger is on a mission to retrieve information from a scientist in Dublin. (132 mins.)
Director: Kabir Khan
 
29.
Dabangg 2 (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Chulbul Pandey is transferred and promoted to Kanpur. He is happily married with Rajjo. Kanpur witness... (120 mins.)
Director: Arbaaz Khan
 
30.
Mujhse Shaadi Karogi (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Sameer, fast at losing his temper is re-located to Goa where he falls in love with Rani. But Sameer's new roommate Sunny, has some plans of his own. (163 mins.)
Director: David Dhawan
 
31.
Aan: Men at Work (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Crime is at its highest peak in Mumbai with it split in three ways. Walia has one-third, Manik Rao has... (149 mins.)
 
32.
Cocktail (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A love triangle between a guy and two girls, who are best friends but the complete opposite of one another. (146 mins.)
Director: Homi Adajania
 
33.
Talaash (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
Inspector Surjan Shekhawat, who is dealing with a depressing past, has to investigate a high profile murder case, deal with his crumbling marriage and use the help and solace of a prostitute by the name of Rosie. (140 mins.)
Director: Reema Kagti