A Very Naughty Christmas List

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1.
Bad Santa (2003)
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A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid, and the security boss discovers the plot. (91 mins.)
Director: Terry Zwigoff
 
2.
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
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Six years after their Guantanamo Bay adventure, stoner buds Harold Lee and Kumar Patel cause a holiday fracas by inadvertently burning down Harold's father-in-law's prize Christmas tree. (90 mins.)
 
3.
Scrooged (1988)
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A selfish, cynical T.V. executive is haunted by three spirits bearing lessons on Christmas Eve. (101 mins.)
Director: Richard Donner
 
4.
A Christmas Story (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
In the 1940s, a young boy named Ralphie attempts to convince his parents, his teacher, and Santa that a Red Ryder B.B. gun really is the perfect Christmas gift. (94 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
 
5.
Die Hard (1988)
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John McClane, officer of the NYPD, tries to save his wife Holly Gennaro and several others that were taken hostage by German terrorist Hans Gruber during a Christmas party at the Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles. (131 mins.)
Director: John McTiernan
 
6.
Lethal Weapon (1987)
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A veteran policeman, Murtaugh, is partnered with a younger, suicidal officer, Riggs. They both have one thing in common: hating working in pairs. Now they must learn to work with one another to stop a gang of drug smugglers. (110 mins.)
Director: Richard Donner
 
7.
Gremlins (1984)
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A boy inadvertently breaks three important rules concerning his new pet and unleashes a horde of malevolently mischievous monsters on a small town. (106 mins.)
Director: Joe Dante
 
8.
Go (1999)
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Go! tells the story of the events after a drug deal, told from three different points of view. (102 mins.)
Director: Doug Liman
 
9.
Christmas in South Park (2000 Video)
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Howdy Ho! Mr. Hankey, everybody's favorite piece of poo, is here to show us his line up of holly jolly Christmas songs... (100 mins.)
 
10.
The Spirit of Christmas (1995 Short Film)
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Four caroling children meet Jesus and Santa Claus and learn the true meaning of Christmas. (5 mins.)
 
11.
Grimm (2011 TV Series)
Episode: Twelve Days of Krampus (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
After a string of delinquent teens go missing, an old Wesen tale of an evil Santa who brings more than just a lump of coal may be the prime suspect... (45 mins.)
 
12.
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
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The Griswold family's plans for a big family Christmas predictably turn into a big disaster. (97 mins.)
 
13.
Batman Returns (1992)
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When a corrupt businessman and the grotesque Penguin plot to take control of Gotham City, only Batman can stop them, while the Catwoman has her own agenda. (126 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
 
14.
The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)
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A woman suffering from amnesia begins to recover her memories after trouble from her past finds her again. (121 mins.)
Director: Renny Harlin
 
15.
Black Christmas (1974)
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During their Christmas break, a group of sorority girls are stalked by a stranger. (98 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
“ Only saw the crappy remake but this is probably much better, the original....usually is. ” - jwoehr
 
16.
The Ref (1994)
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A cat burglar is forced to take a bickering, dysfunctional family hostage on Christmas Eve. (96 mins.)
Director: Ted Demme
 
17.
The Ice Harvest (2005)
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A shady lawyer attempts a Christmas Eve crime, hoping to swindle the local mob out of some money. But his partner, a strip club owner, might have different plans for the cash. (92 mins.)
Director: Harold Ramis
 
18.
Family Guy (1998 TV Series)
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Holiday mishaps include Lois going ballistic after losing her Christmas cheer and Peter not being able to watch the KISS Christmas special. (22 mins.)
 
19.
The Simpsons (1989 TV Series)
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Homer tells the tale of the first Christmas ever, while Grandpa pursues his decade-old feud with Santa. (22 mins.)
 
20.
Beavis and Butt-Head (1993 TV Series)
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Beavis and Butt-head spend Christmas watching music videos, reading letters from viewers and spoof popular Christmas movies into their own hilarious shorts, like: "Huh Huh Humbug" and "It's a Miserable Life". (15 mins.)
 
21.
Supernatural (2005 TV Series)
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Sam and Dean follow the trail of an Anti-Claus when victims are apparently pulled up the chimney never to be seen again... (44 mins.)
“ A very twisted and violent episode, that I love! ” - jwoehr
 
22.
The Nutcracker in 3D (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
In 1920s Vienna, a young girl receives a magical doll on Christmas Eve. (110 mins.)
“ Creepy mice creatures wanna block out the sun by burning children's toys, Merry -Christmas! ” - jwoehr
 
23.
The X-Files (1993 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
Two FBI agents, Fox Mulder the believer and Dana Scully the skeptic, investigate the strange and unexplained, while hidden forces work to impede their efforts. (45 mins.)
“ The Christmas one where Mulder and Scully are stuck in a haunted house with 2 ghosts that love to play head games. ” - jwoehr
 
24.
Krampus (2015)
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A boy who has a bad Christmas ends up accidentally summoning a festive demon to his family home. (98 mins.)
 
25.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of Christmas songs sung by South Park characters. (22 mins.)
 
26.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Stan, Kyle and Kenny go to Nebraska to spend Christmas with Eric's family. Meanwhile, Charlie Manson escapes from prison with Eric's uncle, and the boys help teach him the true meaning of Christmas. (22 mins.)
 
27.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Stan helps a group of woodland critters by killing a mountain lion, only to discover that he's helping them give birth to the Antichrist. (22 mins.)
 
28.
Family Guy (1998 TV Series)
Episode: Road to the North Pole (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Disappeared with the Mall Santa, Stewie and Brian decide to go up to the North Pole to teach Santa a lesson, only to face a shocking revelation. (22 mins.)
 
29.
Tales from the Crypt (1989 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
A greedy woman makes the mistake of murdering her husband while an escaped mental patient dressed in a Santa Claus outfit is on the loose. (25 mins.)
 
30.
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
After his parents are murdered, a tormented teenager goes on a murderous rampage dressed as Santa, due to his stay at an orphanage where he was abused by the Mother Superior. (79 mins.)