Favourite Seinfeld Episodes

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1.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Opposite (1994)
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George decides to turn his life around by doing the exact opposite of what he would usually do. Elaine is having a lot of bad luck. Jerry keeps breaking even. Kramer gets the coffee table book published. (22 mins.)
 
2.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Pitch (1992)
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NBC executives ask Jerry to come up with an idea for a TV series. George decides he can be a sitcom writer and comes up with "nothing." Kramer trades a radar detector for a helmet, and later Newman receives a speeding ticket. (22 mins.)
 
3.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Movie (1993)
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Jerry does a set at a comedy club, then goes to meet George, Elaine, and Kramer afterward to see a screening of Checkmate. However, a simple miscommunication causes the four to keep missing each other at two different theaters. (22 mins.)
 
4.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Dinner Party (1994)
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En route to a dinner party, Jerry and Elaine stop off at a bakery and get held up when the bakery runs out of what they want to purchase... (22 mins.)
 
5.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Fire (1994)
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George dates a woman who has a son. She invites him to her son's birthday party. While at the party... (22 mins.)
 
6.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Limo (1992)
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George meets Jerry at the airport as scheduled but his car broke down on the way there and now don't have a way to get back... (22 mins.)
 
7.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Glasses (1993)
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George loses his glasses at the health club. (22 mins.)
 
8.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Contest (1992)
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After George's mother catches him alone in a somewhat embarrassing situation, Jerry, George, Elaine... (22 mins.)
 
9.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Pez Dispenser (1992)
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In this episode, Kramer joins the Polar Bears and Jerry obsesses over a hard to load Pez Dispenser. While George struggles to get "hand" from his pianist girlfriend whose concert is ruined due to Elaine's, "Pez induced laughter." (22 mins.)
 
10.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Raincoats (1994)
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In this two-part episode, Jerry's parents are visiting before leaving for France. Jerry has a hard time... (22 mins.)
 
11.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Chinese Restaurant (1991)
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Jerry, George and Elaine wait for a table at a Chinese restaurant. (22 mins.)
 
12.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Fix Up (1992)
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Jerry and Elaine fix George up with a friend of hers. (22 mins.)
 
13.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Opera (1992)
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Elaine unknowingly is dating Crazy Joe Davola, who has just left a threatening message on Jerry's recorder. (22 mins.)
 
14.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Engagement (1995)
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While sitting in the coffee shop, Jerry and George resolve to grow up and take life more seriously.... (22 mins.)
 
15.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Subway (1992)
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Jerry, George, Kramer, and Elaine leave the comfort of Jerry's building and take to the New York subway. But comedy abruptly ensues as our characters embark on their individual adventures. (22 mins.)
 
16.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Trip: Part 1 (1992)
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When Jerry is asked to appear on The Tonight Show in Los Angeles, George accompanies him to look for Kramer. (22 mins.)
 
17.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Parking Space (1992)
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Coming from an outing to a flea market in New Jersey, Elaine and George damage Jerry's car when George drives over a large pothole... (22 mins.)
 
18.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Sniffing Accountant (1993)
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The gang gets suspicious of their accountant. (22 mins.)
 
19.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Red Dot (1991)
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George gets a job at Elaine's office and gets involved with the cleaning woman. Elaine's boyfriend is a recovering alcoholic who falls off the wagon because of Jerry's carelessness. George buys Elaine a marked-down cashmere sweater. (22 mins.)
 
20.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Mango (1993)
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Elaine makes a startling confession. (22 mins.)
 
21.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Airport (1992)
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Jerry and Elaine fly back to New York. Jerry travels on first class while Elaine on coach. George and Kramer run into trouble while trying to arrive on time to pick up Jerry and Elaine at the airport. (22 mins.)
 
22.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Parking Garage (1991)
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The four get stuck in a parking garage for hours when they forget where they parked. (22 mins.)
 
23.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Pick (1992)
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George has decided he's made a terrible mistake in breaking up with Susan. He moans and groans and is generally driving everybody crazy... (22 mins.)
 
24.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Puffy Shirt (1993)
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Kramer and his soft-spoken friend Leslie start a new line of clothing and Jerry accidentally agrees to wear it on the Today show. (22 mins.)
 
25.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Soup Nazi (1995)
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A soup stand owner obsesses about his customers' ordering procedure, but his soup is so good that people line up down the block for it anyway. (22 mins.)
 
26.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Marine Biologist (1994)
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George starts dating a woman who (told by Jerry) thinks George is a marine biologist. Elaine's electronic organizer injures a person after being launched from a limo by a Russian novelist. Kramer decides to golf on the beach. (22 mins.)
 
27.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Rye (1996)
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After George's parents take back the bread they gifted to Susan's parents, George makes Jerry find another loaf and tries to appease Susan's parents by taking them on Kramer's Manhattan horse tours, to disastrous consequences. (22 mins.)
 
28.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Outing (1993)
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A prank by Elaine leads a newspaper journalist to think that Jerry and George are gay. (22 mins.)
 
29.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Alternate Side (1991)
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Jerry's car is stolen. Elaine dates an older man. Kramer gets a small role in a Woody Allen movie filmed on his and Jerry's block. George must deal with the commotion of the movie filming as he gets a job parking cars on the block. (22 mins.)
 
30.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Boyfriend: Part 1 (1992)
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In the first hour-long episode, Jerry hooks up with Keith Hernandez at the gym. He tries to meet with... (22 mins.)
 
31.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Old Man (1993)
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Elaine gets the gang to volunteer at an old folks' home. She gets freaked out by hers, George gets fired by his guy... (22 mins.)
 
32.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Stranded (1991)
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Jerry and Elaine are stranded at a party in Long Island waiting for Kramer after George leaves with a woman from his office. George has an argument with a cashier over change. (22 mins.)
 
33.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Cheever Letters (1992)
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Jerry offends Elaine's assistant. Kramer makes a contact for Cuban cigars. A box of letters from John Cheever is all that remains after Susan's father's cabin burns down. (22 mins.)
 
34.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Pie (1994)
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While shopping for a new suit for a job interview, George and the others stumble upon a mannequin which scarily resembles Elaine. Meanwhile Jerry tries to figure out why his girlfriend won't try his apple pie at Monks. (22 mins.)
 
35.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Secretary (1994)
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George gets a secretary, saying he will go for efficiency and smarts rather than beauty. He hires a librarian-esque woman, only to find himself falling in love with her. (22 mins.)
 
36.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Junior Mint (1993)
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Elaine's ex-boyfriend is recovering in the hospital and has surgery. The gang goes to visit. Kramer... (22 mins.)
 
37.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Nose Job (1991)
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Jerry dates a vacuous actress and struggles with overcoming his sexual desire for her. George dates a woman with a large nose, who decides to get a nose job after a careless comment from Kramer. (22 mins.)
 
38.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Little Kicks (1996)
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Jerry is forced to bootleg a movie for Kramer's friend. George tries the "bad boy" image. No one has the heart to tell Elaine that she's a terrible dancer. (22 mins.)
 
39.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Hamptons (1994)
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The gang goes to the Hamptons for the weekend to visit Elaine's friend new baby. (22 mins.)
 
40.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Bubble Boy (1992)
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George and Susan invite Jerry, his girlfriend Naomi, Elaine and Kramer to spend the weekend at her parents' cabin upstate... (22 mins.)
 
41.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Wink (1995)
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Jerry squirts grapefruit into George's eye at breakfast, and for the rest of the day George is misinterpreted because everyone thinks he is winking at them. (22 mins.)
 
42.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Secret Code (1995)
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George refuses to give anyone his secret code (BOSCO). Kramer buys a police scanner. Jerry does a series of ads for Leapin' Larry's Appliance Store... (22 mins.)
 
43.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Race (1994)
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When George notices that Elaine's new boyfriend reads the Daily Worker, he asks if he's a Communist... (22 mins.)
 
44.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Pony Remark (1991)
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Jerry fears that an inappropriate comment he made at a dinner party caused his relative's subsequent death. (22 mins.)
 
45.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Non-Fat Yogurt (1993)
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Kramer invests in a new non-fat yogurt store. (22 mins.)
 
46.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Phone Message (1991)
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George leaves several awkward messages on a girlfriend's answering machine, then decides to steal the tape. (22 mins.)
 
47.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Wife (1994)
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Jerry gets a permanent discount at his local dry cleaners after returning a locket he found in a jacket pocket... (22 mins.)
 
48.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Baby Shower (1991)
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Kramer convinces Jerry to get illegal cable. Elaine holds a baby shower for a former girlfriend of George, on whom he wants revenge for a callous incident. (22 mins.)
 
49.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Suicide (1992)
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After a suicide attempt by Jerry's neighbor lands him in a coma, Jerry begins a relationship with his girlfriend. George visits a psychic who predicts trouble on his upcoming trip. Elaine agonizes over having to fast before surgery. (22 mins.)
 
50.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Cigar Store Indian (1993)
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Jerry is deemed a racist when he purchases a Native American statue for Elaine. Kramer tries to get Elaine's company to publish his coffee table book... (22 mins.)
 
51.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Postponement (1995)
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Feeling overwhelmed, George wants to postpone marrying Susan. (22 mins.)
 
52.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Library (1991)
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The fate of people from Jerry's and George's past is revealed as Jerry is forced to account for an overdue book from 1971. Kramer falls for a librarian. Elaine fears trouble at work. (22 mins.)
 
53.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Slicer (1997)
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Elaine borrows Kramer's meat slicer to feed her neighbor's cat while George tries to hide his not-so-great past from his new boss. (22 mins.)
 
54.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Maestro (1995)
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Elaine dates the conductor of an orchestra who insists everyone calls him "Maestro." (22 mins.)
 
55.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Mom and Pop Store (1994)
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George buys a convertible he thinks was once owned by Jon Voight. Kramer tries to save a small shoe-repair business. Elaine answers a radio quiz, enabling Mr. Pitt to participate in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Meanwhile, Jerry tries to solve the mystery of whether or not he's invited to Tim Whatley's annual Pre-Thanksgiving party. (22 mins.)
 
56.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Good Samaritan (1992)
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Jerry trails a hit-and-run driver but is attracted to her and begins dating her; he later learns her victim was a longtime quarry and dates the latter as well. Kramer begins having seizures whenever he hears Mary Hart's voice. (22 mins.)
 
57.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Merv Griffin Show (1997)
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George runs over a flock of pigeons. Jerry's new girlfriend has a toy collection. A new co-worker is freaking Elaine out. Kramer rebuilds the set of the Merv Griffin Show in his apartment. (22 mins.)
 
58.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Note (1991)
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Jerry and George get their dentist in trouble while trying to get free massages. George feels uncomfortable getting a massage from a man. Kramer sees Joe DiMaggio in a donut shop. (22 mins.)
 
59.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Keys (1992)
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Jerry is fed up with Kramer coming into his apartment any time he feels like it and asks him to return his spare set of keys... (22 mins.)
 
60.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Letter (1992)
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Jerry learns that his new artist friend, from whom George has been forced to buy a painting, plagiarized a letter to keep him from breaking up with her. Elaine refuses to remove her Baltimore Orioles cap during a New York Yankees game. (22 mins.)
 
61.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Jacket (1991)
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Jerry wears an expensive jacket when he meets Elaine's father, but an argument ensues when Jerry is reluctant to wear it outside during a snowfall. (22 mins.)
 
62.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Statue (1991)
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A statue wanted by George is stolen from Jerry's apartment by the boyfriend of a writer Elaine is working with. (22 mins.)
 
63.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Truth (1991)
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A bad breakup between George and his girlfriend leads to tax troubles for Jerry. (22 mins.)