Movies I Hate

Movies that I had a hard time watching, and I've watched some real crap!
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1.
Dinner for Schmucks (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
When he finds out that his work superiors host a dinner celebrating the idiocy of their guests, a rising executive questions it when he's invited, just as he befriends a man who would be the perfect guest. (114 mins.)
Director: Jay Roach
“ Maybe this movie was just mismarketed as a comedy? ” - neilofsteel
 
2.
The Number 23 (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Walter Sparrow becomes obsessed with a novel that he believes was written about him. As his obsession increases, more and more similarities seem to arise. (98 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ Jim Carrey plays the sax on a rooftop while shirtless, exposing his huge tribal back tattoo. The audience scrambles for the exits. ” - neilofsteel
 
3.
Session 9 (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Tensions rise within an asbestos cleaning crew as they work in an abandoned mental hospital with a horrific past that seems to be coming back. (100 mins.)
Director: Brad Anderson
“ Gordo!!! (SPOILER ALERT) How did you eat a whole jar of peanut butter in one night with no utensils? Also, why did that guy want to hug you after he ate your car-door cookies? ” - neilofsteel
 
4.
The Last Kiss (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Michael and Jenna, having been a couple for three years, want to get married and start a family. These... (115 mins.)
Director: Tony Goldwyn
“ Worst date movie ever. ” - neilofsteel
 
5.
She's Out of My League (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
An average Joe meets the perfect woman, but his lack of confidence and the influence of his friends and family begin to pick away at the relationship. (104 mins.)
Director: Jim Field Smith
“ Another unfunny comedy. I think they tried with this one but no dice. ” - neilofsteel
 
6.
Norbit (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A mild-mannered guy, who is married to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her. (102 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
“ Shockingly, this movie was garbage! ” - neilofsteel
 
7.
Till Human Voices Wake Us (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A man returns to Victoria, Australia, where he grew up, and encounters a mysterious woman who reminds him of someone he once knew. (101 mins.)
Director: Michael Petroni
“ Til Boring bore bores bore the zzzzz necrophilia, etc zzzzzz.... ” - neilofsteel
 
8.
Spider (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
A mentally disturbed man takes residence in a halfway house. His mind gradually slips back into the realm created by his illness, where he replays a key part of his childhood. (98 mins.)
“ I love Cronenberg but this movie was just a big mess. ” - neilofsteel
 
9.
Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Years before Father Lankester Merrin helped save Regan MacNeil's soul, he first encounters the demon Pazuzu in East Africa. This is the tale of Father Merrin's initial battle with Pazuzu and the rediscovery of his faith. (114 mins.)
Director: Renny Harlin
“ Made me want to lobotomize myself to erase the memory of it from my head. ” - neilofsteel
 
10.
Transformers (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
An ancient struggle between two Cybertronian races, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons, comes to Earth, with a clue to the ultimate power held by a teenager. (144 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ When poorly-animated toy ads from the 80s have a better story, characters and jokes, you're in trouble. ” - neilofsteel
 
11.
Zodiac (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
In the late 1960s/early 1970s, a San Francisco cartoonist becomes an amateur detective obsessed with tracking down the Zodiac Killer, an unidentified individual who terrorizes Northern California with a killing spree. (157 mins.)
Director: David Fincher
“ My wife hated this so much that she wanted me to put it on here. I didn't mind it so much. ” - neilofsteel
 
12.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
After picking up a traumatized young hitchhiker, five friends find themselves stalked and hunted by a deformed chainsaw-wielding killer and his family of equally psychopathic killers. (98 mins.)
Director: Marcus Nispel
“ what a waste. ” - neilofsteel