Box Office B.S.

Movies that should have been better
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1.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war. (150 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ face palm. I went to see this on my birthday. My gut told me not to, but I didn't listen. I have seen some crappy films at the movies, including Cop and a Half and Hard Target, where Jean Claude Van Damme sucker punched a snake. Yet, this film shall remain the WORST I have ever seen in a theater. An absolute abomination. Michael Bay and Shia LaBeouf owe me money. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
2.
Quantum of Solace (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
James Bond descends into mystery as he tries to stop a mysterious organization from eliminating a country's most valuable resource. (106 mins.)
Director: Marc Forster
“ This angers me. What the hell was this?
I don't remember the villain or the plot. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
3.
The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
The human city of Zion defends itself against the massive invasion of the machines as Neo fights to end the war at another front while also opposing the rogue Agent Smith. (129 mins.)
“ What is it about the third film in a trilogy where the writers and directors can't figure out what to do with themselves? This movie is a mess, punctuated by the showdown between Neo and Agent Smith.
I sat gape mouthed in a theater watching massive water bubbles.
LAME. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
4.
Miami Vice (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Based on the 1980s TV action/drama, this update focuses on vice detectives Crockett and Tubbs as their respective personal and professional lives become dangerously intertwined. (134 mins.)
Director: Michael Mann
“ For shame. Bad casting, convoluted plot. How can you screw up Miami Vice? Especially the people that worked on the series? ” - RatedRGoddess
 
5.
Sphere (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A spaceship is discovered under three hundred years' worth of coral growth at the bottom of the ocean. (134 mins.)
Director: Barry Levinson
“ The very definition of box office b.s.
this movie is so stupid, it'll make you feel stupid.
It's mind boggling that this was put together. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
6.
Green Lantern (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Reckless test pilot Hal Jordan is granted an alien ring that bestows him with otherworldly powers that inducts him into an intergalactic police force, the Green Lantern Corps. (114 mins.)
Director: Martin Campbell
“ I didn't want to do a list repeat, but I had to stick this on here. I hate this movie. I'm so disgusted by it. There was NO reason it should have been so stupid. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
7.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
In an alternate Victorian Age world, a group of famous contemporary fantasy, science fiction, and adventure characters team up on a secret mission. (110 mins.)
“ Cheesy. Just cheesy and bad. Didn't Sean Connery quit acting after this? ” - RatedRGoddess
 
8.
Watchmen (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
In 1985 where former superheroes exist, the murder of a colleague sends active vigilante Rorschach into his own sprawling investigation, uncovering something that could completely change the course of history as we know it. (162 mins.)
Director: Zack Snyder
“ Some people liked it, I get it. I didn't. Rorschach was cool, but this was just a bad film. The heroes didn't do anything. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
9.
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A group of martial arts warriors have only six days to save the Earth from an extra-dimensional invasion. (95 mins.)
“ This was the first movie I watched that actually gave me a headache.
The producers couldn't get a clue that except for Robin Shou NO ONE from the original movie came back. I'd rather watch Chuck Norris cut his toenails than sit through this again. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
10.
Van Helsing (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
The notorious monster hunter is sent to Transylvania to stop Count Dracula who is using Dr. Frankenstein's research and a werewolf for some sinister purpose. (131 mins.)
Director: Stephen Sommers
“ This was the second movie I ever saw that gave me a headache.
I love Hugh Jackman. He and Kate Beckinsale did the best they could. But this movie is trash garbage rubbish. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
11.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Famed archaeologist and adventurer Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr. is called back into action, when he becomes entangled in a Soviet plot to uncover the secret behind mysterious artifacts known as the Crystal Skulls. (122 mins.)
“ Couldn't this have been made in the 90's when Harrison Ford was in between Clear and Present Patriot Games?!?!
And why is Shia LaBeouf here? Is there some kind of quota?
Indy deserved better. This movie is boring and unworthy of it's predecessors. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
12.
Grindhouse (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez's homage to exploitation double features in the 60s and 70s with two back-to-back cult films that include previews of coming attractions between them. (191 mins.)
“ For me, Death Proof is worse than Planet Terror, which had it's moments. Neither however, had the Tarantino/Rodriguez finesse.
Disappointing. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
13.
Speed Racer (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A young driver, Speed Racer, aspires to be champion of the racing world with the help of his family and his high-tech Mach 5 automobile. (135 mins.)
“ I STILL don't know what the plot to this movie was. Why did they even have dialog. Its great to look at, but needed a story. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
14.
Resident Evil (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A special military unit fights a powerful, out-of-control supercomputer and hundreds of scientists who have mutated into flesh-eating creatures after a laboratory accident. (100 mins.)
“ I guess I was always resentful of this series for careening too far into an action film with horror elements, instead of the proper mix of both. (see Walking Dead) ” - RatedRGoddess
 
15.
Punisher: War Zone (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
After hunting down and killing hundreds of violent criminals, Frank Castle, aka The Punisher, faces his most deadly foe yet: Jigsaw. (103 mins.)
Director: Lexi Alexander
“ The guy that starred in this looked like a mix of Jon Hamm and Clive Owen to me, it was weird. I wanted this to be good so bad. But no, it just couldn't pull it together and falls into Batman and Robin cheese.
Will they ever make a good Punisher movie? ” - RatedRGoddess
 
16.
The Last Airbender (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must master all four elements and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water Tribes and the Earth Kingdom. (103 mins.)
“ I haven't seen this for myself and never will. But I am familiar with M.Knight's work(see The Happening -- or wait, don't) ” - RatedRGoddess
 
17.
Charlie's Angels (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Three women, detectives with a mysterious boss, retrieve stolen voice-ID software, using martial arts, tech skills, and sex appeal. (98 mins.)
Director: McG
“ Toss in the sequel too. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
18.
Death Race (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Ex-con Jensen Ames is forced by the warden of a notorious prison to compete in our post-industrial world's most popular sport: a car race in which inmates must brutalize and kill one another on the road to victory. (105 mins.)
“ This movie was so dumb I don't know why Jean Claude Van Damme wasn't in it. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
19.
AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
During an archaeological expedition on Bouvetøya Island in Antarctica, a team of archaeologists and other scientists find themselves caught up in a battle between the two legends. Soon, the team realize that only one species can win. (101 mins.)
“ Two of the baddest killer creatures in cinema finally meet on film, and they flub it - they even go CW in the sequel. I can't understand it. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
20.
Alien Resurrection (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Two centuries after her death, Ellen Ripley is revived as a powerful human/alien hybrid clone who must continue her war against the aliens. (109 mins.)
“ Lord, they couldn't just let Ripley die.
This is just -- such a waste. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
21.
Predators (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A group of elite warriors parachute into an unfamiliar jungle and are hunted by members of a merciless alien race. (107 mins.)
Director: Nimród Antal
“ Considering this was coming off two horrendous AVP films I had high hopes this would be good. It's not terrible, but it should have been better. They didn't really do anything new. And then they try to do a twist ending, not to mention ultimate crime of only using Larry Fishburne for a small portion of the story. It's just lame. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
22.
Angels & Demons (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon works with a nuclear physicist to solve a murder and prevent a terrorist act against the Vatican during one of the significant events within the church. (138 mins.)
Director: Ron Howard
“ Laughably bad - beyond Tom Hanks hair. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
23.
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Nineteen-year-old Alice returns to the magical world from her childhood adventure, where she reunites with her old friends and learns of her true destiny: to end the Red Queen's reign of terror. (108 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
“ What happened? This should have been a slam dunk.
This movie is so bland and boring. Helena Bonham Cater was the only one having any fun. Can someone send Tim Burton a note saying he doesn't have to cast Johnny Depp in everything? ” - RatedRGoddess
 
24.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A remake of the 1951 classic science fiction film about an alien visitor and his giant robot counterpart who visit Earth. (104 mins.)
“ One of the worst sci fi's I've seen since Sphere.
Ugh it's so bad. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
25.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Captain Barbossa, Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann must sail off the edge of the map, navigate treachery and betrayal, find Jack Sparrow, and make their final alliances for one last decisive battle. (169 mins.)
Director: Gore Verbinski
“ Bloated time, confusing plot - just plain weird. I wasn't entertained at all. Why do these movies keep making so much money? ” - RatedRGoddess
 
26.
Why Did I Get Married Too? (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Four couples find themselves struggling to save their marriages once again on their annual marriage retreat, while each of them battle through financial, physical, mental, and emotional issues. (121 mins.)
Director: Tyler Perry
“ I liked the first one. But this one veers back into Perryland. It's very oddly paced and the ending is just - so off. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
27.
Legion (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
When a group of strangers at a dusty roadside diner come under attack by demonic forces, their only chance for survival lies with an archangel named Michael, who informs a pregnant waitress that her unborn child is humanity's last hope. (100 mins.)
Director: Scott Stewart
“ I wish I could steamroll over these dvd's. No one should be subjected to this. Not only does it rip Terminator, but its also racist. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
28.
I Am Legend (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Years after a plague kills most of humanity and transforms the rest into monsters, the sole survivor in New York City struggles valiantly to find a cure. (101 mins.)
“ High hopes. Dashed quickly. I had more fun watching Vincent Price in the original. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
29.
30 Days of Night (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
After an Alaskan town is plunged into darkness for a month, it is attacked by a bloodthirsty gang of vampires. (113 mins.)
Director: David Slade
“ Tedious fact: I was very turned off that the lead vamp in this looked like an eastern European pimp. This movie was scattered, and I have little affection for computer generated gore. It was ok, but it should have been better. THE SEQUEL IS UNWATCHABLE. ” - RatedRGoddess
 
30.
The Runaways (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A coming-of-age biographical film about the 1970s teenage all-girl rock band The Runaways. The relationship between band members Cherie Currie and Joan Jett is also explored. (106 mins.)
“ Kristen Stewart can't act, and if you thought she could outside of Twilight this is proof - no - she cannot.
This movie wanted to be Almost Famous so bad. It brought the visuals but no emotion. Just like KStew in Joan Jett drag. ” - RatedRGoddess