Films/series I did not enjoy

As you can see, I seem to have watched disappointing or just bad movies. And in addition. I bothered to comment on each one. All these movies deserve at least a grunt of disappointment.
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1.
Grease (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Good girl Sandy and greaser Danny fell in love over the summer. When they unexpectedly discover they're now in the same high school, will they be able to rekindle their romance? (110 mins.)
Director: Randal Kleiser
“ Music was fun. Story wasn't. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
2.
Super 8 (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
During the summer of 1979, a group of friends witness a train crash and investigate subsequent unexplained events in their small town. (112 mins.)
Director: J.J. Abrams
“ A sci-fi thriller regurgitated from the 70-80s point of view. Better luck next time. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
3.
Twilight (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire. (122 mins.)
“ Not as bad as everybody says it is. But bad nevertheless. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
4.
King of Thorn (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A virus begins to grip the Earth's population and a group of hopeful survivors are cryogenically frozen in attempt to find a cure. But when the group awakens they are flung into a horrifying situation. (120 mins.)
“ Horrid first half. Legit last half. Manga was much better. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
5.
Shorts (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A young boy's discovery of a colorful, wish-granting rock causes chaos in the suburban town of Black Falls when jealous kids and scheming adults alike set out to get their hands on it. (89 mins.)
“ Sister picked it out of some video store. Last time I'm letting her pick. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
6.
The Karate Kid (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Work causes a single mother to move to China with her young son; in his new home, the boy embraces kung fu, taught to him by a master. (140 mins.)
Director: Harald Zwart
“ No. Just no. At least Jackie Chan was in it I suppose. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
7.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
As Harry races against time and evil to destroy the Horcruxes, he uncovers the existence of three most powerful objects in the wizarding world: the Deathly Hallows. (146 mins.)
Director: David Yates
“ I found it funny rather than emotional. I think I'll just stick with the books. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
8.
The Cove (2009 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
Using state-of-the-art equipment, a group of activists, led by renowned dolphin trainer Ric O'Barry, infiltrate a cove near Taijii, Japan to expose both a shocking instance of animal abuse and a serious threat to human health. (92 mins.)
Director: Louie Psihoyos
“ I know the documentary was for a good cause, but it just felt rather hypocritical in many cases. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
9.
Avatar (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
A paraplegic marine dispatched to the moon Pandora on a unique mission becomes torn between following his orders and protecting the world he feels is his home. (162 mins.)
Director: James Cameron
“ Other than the art, I don't see how this movie proves to be amazing to so many. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
10.
True Grit (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
A tough U.S. Marshal helps a stubborn teenager track down her father's murderer. (110 mins.)
“ The movie was actually really good... and then they ruined the whole entire thing at the last 30 minutes. God dammit. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
11.
2012 (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A frustrated writer struggles to keep his family alive when a series of global catastrophes threatens to annihilate mankind. (158 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
“ Unnatural earthquakes, exploding volcanoes and gigantic tsunamis. Expensive and pointless. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
12.
Brother Bear (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
When a young Inuit hunter needlessly kills a bear, he is magically changed into a bear himself as punishment with a talkative cub being his only guide to changing back. (85 mins.)
“ I wanted to see it when I was a kid years ago, a few months ago I got my chance. What the hell was I thinking back then? ” - Dilemmayolk
 
13.
I Am Legend (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Years after a plague kills most of humanity and transforms the rest into monsters, the sole survivor in New York City struggles valiantly to find a cure. (101 mins.)
“ Watching zombies/vampires bang their heads on glass is not how I want to spend an afternoon. Unfortunately I did. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
14.
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
While still out to destroy the evil Umbrella Corporation, Alice joins a group of survivors living in a prison surrounded by the infected who also want to relocate to the mysterious but supposedly unharmed safe haven known only as Arcadia. (97 mins.)
“ Decided to watch it because I was bored. The bloody thing only made me even more bored. Another expensive piece of crap. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
15.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Famed archaeologist/adventurer Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones is called back into action when he becomes entangled in a Soviet plot to uncover the secret behind mysterious artifacts known as the Crystal Skulls. (122 mins.)
“ They brought Indy back for this? How depressing. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
16.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
As Harry Potter begins his sixth year at Hogwarts, he discovers an old book marked as "the property of the Half-Blood Prince" and begins to learn more about Lord Voldemort's dark past. (153 mins.)
Director: David Yates
“ I think we all know why. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
17.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war. (150 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ I was looking forward to this since the previous one. Stupid little me. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
18.
Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A struggling songwriter named Dave Seville finds success when he comes across a trio of singing chipmunks: mischievous leader Alvin, brainy Simon, and chubby, impressionable Theodore. (92 mins.)
Director: Tim Hill
“ Pointless and annoying. There's only so much auto-tune one can take. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
19.
Transmorphers (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.7/10 X  
About a race of alien robots that have conquered Earth and forced humanity underground. After 400 years, a small group of humans develop a plan to defeat the mechanical invaders in the ultimate battle between man and machine. (86 mins.)
Director: Leigh Scott
“ Some garage sale sold the DVD for next to nothing. "Why?" I asked myself on the way home. This was answered after 5 minutes into the movie. My brain cells were literally rotting by then. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
20.
Night at the Museum (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A newly recruited night security guard at the Museum of Natural History discovers that an ancient curse causes the animals and exhibits on display to come to life and wreak havoc. (108 mins.)
Director: Shawn Levy
“ Entertaining... if you're six. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
21.
Meet the Robinsons (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Lewis is a brilliant inventor who meets mysterious stranger named Wilbur Robinson, whisking Lewis away in a time machine and together they team up to track down Bowler Hat Guy in a showdown that ends with an unexpected twist of fate. (95 mins.)
“ Trying to be motivational, eh? ” - Dilemmayolk
 
22.
Terminator Salvation (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
In 2018, a mysterious new weapon in the war against the machines, half-human and half-machine, comes to John Connor on the eve of a resistance attack on Skynet. But whose side is he on, and can he be trusted? (115 mins.)
Director: McG
“ Meh. That's all I can really say. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
23.
Ramona and Beezus (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
An adventurous young girl uses her imagination to escape her reality, that is quickly spinning out of reach. (103 mins.)
Director: Elizabeth Allen
“ Pathetic and sloppy. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
24.
Bratz (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
During their first year of high school, four best girlfriends face off against the domineering student body president who wants to split them up into different social cliques. (110 mins.)
Director: Sean McNamara
“ Doesn't even deserve to be called a movie. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
25.
Shrek the Third (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
When his new father-in-law, King Harold falls ill, Shrek is looked at as the heir to the land of Far, Far Away. Not one to give up his beloved swamp, Shrek recruits his friends Donkey and Puss in Boots to install the rebellious Artie as the new king. Princess Fiona, however, rallies a band of royal girlfriends to fend off a coup d'etat by the jilted Prince Charming. (93 mins.)
“ They only needed a single Shrek film... ” - Dilemmayolk
 
26.
Highschool of the Dead (2010 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
High school students are overwhelmed with the start of the zombie apocalypse. (24 mins.)
“ I came for the gore, not bouncing breasts. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
27.
Naruto (2002 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Follows the struggles of three young ninjas - Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno - as they go through their training. (24 mins.)
“ Overrated. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
28.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano must rescue the kidnapped son of Jabba the Hutt, but political intrigue complicates their mission. (98 mins.)
Director: Dave Filoni
“ Boring and unnecessary. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
29.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Captain Barbossa, Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann must sail off the edge of the map, navigate treachery and betrayal, find Jack Sparrow, and make their final alliances for one last decisive battle. (169 mins.)
Director: Gore Verbinski
“ Downhill as usual for the movie series. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
30.
National Treasure (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A historian races to find the legendary Templar Treasure before a team of mercenaries. (131 mins.)
Director: Jon Turteltaub
“ Lame. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
31.
National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Benjamin Gates must follow a clue left in John Wilkes Booth's diary to prove his ancestor's innocence in the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. (124 mins.)
Director: Jon Turteltaub
“ Dunno why they pushed on. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
32.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Mere seconds before the Earth is to be demolished by an alien construction crew, journeyman Arthur Dent is swept off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a researcher penning a new edition of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." (109 mins.)
Director: Garth Jennings
“ Felt so... alienating. (Get it? Ha ha, no.) Just couldn't connect with the characters and enjoy. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
33.
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A strange black entity from another world bonds with Peter Parker and causes inner turmoil as he contends with new villains, temptations, and revenge. (139 mins.)
Director: Sam Raimi
“ Why so surprised? ” - Dilemmayolk
 
34.
Bean (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
The bumbling Mr. Bean travels to America when he is given the responsibility of bringing a highly valuable painting to a Los Angeles museum. (89 mins.)
Director: Mel Smith
“ Unfortunately, the movie industry was Rowan's weakest part of his career. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
35.
Johnny English (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
After a sudden attack on the MI5, Johnny English, Britain's most confident yet unintelligent spy, becomes Britain's only spy. (88 mins.)
Director: Peter Howitt
“ Rowan, please go back to good ol' fashioned shorts. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
36.
Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Mr. Bean wins a trip to Cannes where he unwittingly separates a young boy from his father and must help the two come back together. On the way he discovers France, bicycling, and true love, among other things. (90 mins.)
Director: Steve Bendelack
“ Those film makers never learn, do they? ” - Dilemmayolk
 
37.
Spy Kids (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
The children of secret-agent parents must save them from danger. (88 mins.)
“ The whole series are unbearable. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
38.
Epic Movie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity. (86 mins.)
“ Another movie to rot your brain cells. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
39.
Disaster Movie (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events. (87 mins.)
“ Want to blow my brains out by now. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
40.
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A cybernetic warrior from a post-apocalyptic future travels back in time to protect a 19-year old drifter and his future wife from a most advanced robotic assassin and to ensure they both survive a nuclear attack. (109 mins.)
Director: Jonathan Mostow
“ Tried to stretch the franchise further, eh? ” - Dilemmayolk
 
41.
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
On a quest to find out what happened to his missing brother, a scientist, his nephew and their mountain guide discover a fantastic and dangerous lost world in the center of the earth. (93 mins.)
Director: Eric Brevig
“ Groan. Makes every guy with an IQ above 2 bored. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
42.
Hulk (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Bruce Banner, a genetics researcher with a tragic past, suffers an accident that causes him to transform into a raging green monster when he gets angry. (138 mins.)
Director: Ang Lee
“ I've given up on Marvel a loooooong time ago. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
43.
The Happening (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A science teacher, his wife, and a young girl struggle to survive a plague that causes those infected to commit suicide. (91 mins.)
“ Every gust of wind commanding people to commit suicide. That would TOTALLY work for a movie. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
44.
10,000 BC (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A prehistoric epic that follows a young mammoth hunter's journey through uncharted territory to secure the future of his tribe. (109 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
“ Unique concept driven to failure. Why Hollywood? Why? ” - Dilemmayolk
 
45.
A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
When a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune. (108 mins.)
Director: Brad Silberling
“ Some people just never learn to just keep books as they are. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
46.
Cheaper by the Dozen (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
With his wife doing a book tour, a father of twelve must handle a new job and his unstable brood. (98 mins.)
Director: Shawn Levy
“ Another regurgitated American style comedy. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
47.
Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
The Bakers, while on vacation, find themselves competing with a rival family of eight children. (94 mins.)
Director: Adam Shankman
“ I'm a bloody idiot for seeing this too. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
48.
The Cat in the Hat (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Two bored children have their lives turned upside down when a talking cat comes to visit them. (82 mins.)
Director: Bo Welch
“ This film makes me want to puke. The brilliant book should have NOT been tampered with. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
49.
Norbit (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A mild-mannered guy, who is engaged to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her. (102 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
“ The damn poster literally told me it was going to be bad. BUT I STILL WATCHED IT. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
50.
My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
When a regular guy dumps a superhero for her neediness, she uses her powers to make his life a living hell. (95 mins.)
Director: Ivan Reitman
“ Schoolboy fantasy in an hour and a bit. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
51.
Wanted (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A frustrated office worker learns that he is the son of a professional assassin, and that he shares his father's superhuman killing abilities. (110 mins.)
“ I'm quite certain that immature teenage boy daydreams have pretty bad concepts. So why do they making them into movies? ” - Dilemmayolk
 
52.
Shark Tale (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
When a son of a gangster shark boss is accidentally killed while on the hunt, his would-be prey and his vegetarian brother both decide to use the incident to their own advantage. (90 mins.)
“ The most cliched and pathetic plot I have seen for a long time. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
53.
Digimon: The Movie (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Three different stories involving digital creatures collide together. (82 mins.)
“ Wow. What? ” - Dilemmayolk
 
54.
Open Season (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Boog, a domesticated 900lb. Grizzly bear, finds himself stranded in the woods 3 days before Open Season. Forced to rely on Elliot, a fast-talking mule deer, the two form an unlikely friendship and must quickly rally other forest animals if they are to form a rag-tag army against the hunters. (83 mins.)
“ Take a seat and prepare for talking animals... again. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
55.
August Rush (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
A drama with fairy tale elements, where an orphaned musical prodigy uses his gift as a clue to finding his birth parents. (114 mins.)
“ Really overrated. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
56.
Gulliver's Travels (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Travel writer Lemuel Gulliver takes an assignment in Bermuda, but ends up on the island of Liliput, where he towers over its tiny citizens. (85 mins.)
Director: Rob Letterman
“ No Jack, no. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
57.
Gnomeo & Juliet (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
The neighboring gardens of Montague and Capulet are at war, but the gnomes, Gnomeo and Juliet, are in love. (84 mins.)
Director: Kelly Asbury
“ Another classic ruined. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
58.
The X Factor (2004 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
A British music competition to find new singing talent, contested by aspiring singers drawn from public auditions. (60 mins.)
“ So... how did they force the audience to cheer? Bribery? ” - Dilemmayolk
 
59.
American Idol (2002 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Twelve finalists and/or future singers (six men and six women) who were selected from America, compete... (42 mins.)
“ Oh "reality" TV, you so silly. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
60.
America's Got Talent (2006 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A weekly talent competition where an array of performers -- from singers and dancers, to comedians and novelty acts -- vie for a $1 million cash prize. (60 mins.)
“ The title is a lie. End of story. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
61.
Britain's Got Talent (2007 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Amateur singers, dancers, comedians, magicians, ventriloquists and novelty acts perform for a live audience and a panel of three judges. If all three judges buzz them off they must stop their act.
“ Only decent part was... oh god I forgot. Well then. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
62.
The Parent Trap (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Identical twins, separated at birth and each raised by one of their biological parents, discover each other for the first time at summer camp and make a plan to bring their wayward parents back together. (128 mins.)
Director: Nancy Meyers
“ God, the bloody screaming. ” - Dilemmayolk
 
63.
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Nineteen-year-old Alice returns to the magical world from her childhood adventure, where she reunites with her old friends and learns of her true destiny: to end the Red Queen's reign of terror. (108 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
“ "Starring Johnny Depp"
Yep. Knew it. ” - Dilemmayolk