SUCKISH REMAKES

Remakes that suck! [Although there aren't many that don't.
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1.
The Uninvited (2009)
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Anna Ivers returns home to her sister Alex after a stint in a mental hospital, though her recovery is jeopardized thanks to her cruel stepmother. Her dismay quickly turns to horror when she is visited by ghastly visions of her dead mother. (87 mins.)
“ They tried to do something a little different with it, but all I saw is a knife to the original and as it's one of my favorites this just lost my interest almost straight away. ” - codmalt
 
2.
Death at a Funeral (2010)
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A funeral ceremony turns into a debacle of exposed family secrets and misplaced bodies. (92 mins.)
Director: Neil LaBute
“ This is almost exactly the same as the original and somehow it still wasn't good at all. ” - codmalt
 
3.
Friday the 13th (2009)
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A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees and his deadly intentions. (97 mins.)
Director: Marcus Nispel
“ It was off to a good start but it quickly went dooooooown hill. ” - codmalt
 
4.
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
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Nineteen-year-old Alice returns to the magical world from her childhood adventure, where she reunites with her old friends and learns of her true destiny: to end the Red Queen's reign of terror. (108 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
“ I feel like Tim Burton relied on the visual aspect a bit too much and totally neglected the story.
He needs to not remake movies as his mind is amazing on its own. ” - codmalt
 
5.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
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A young boy wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world's most unusual candy maker. (115 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
“ I'm grateful that this version stayed with the book a lot more but it just wasn't close to the film I grew up with. ” - codmalt
 
6.
One Missed Call (2008)
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Several people start receiving voice-mails from their future selves - messages which include the date, time, and some of the details of their deaths. (87 mins.)
Director: Eric Valette
“ The original is so much more exciting but hollywood decided to make it into a generic slasher and it took all of the uniqueness away from the story. ” - codmalt
 
7.
The Roommate (2011)
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When college freshman Sara arrives on campus for the first time, she befriends her roommate, Rebecca, unaware that the girl is becoming dangerously obsessed with her. (91 mins.)
“ They say it's not a remake but it is far too close to "Single White Female". ” - codmalt