Worst Movies of the 00s

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1.
Zombie Nation (2004)
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A psychotic police officer who murders his female arrests gets what's coming to him when a horde of zombified women rise from their graves to seek revenge. (81 mins.)
Director: Ulli Lommel
 
2.
Disaster Movie (2008)
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Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events. (87 mins.)
 
3.
The Maize: The Movie (2004)
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A father's psychic abilities are put to the test when his two daughters are trapped inside of a corn maze haunted by the spirits of two young girls who disappeared a year earlier. (100 mins.)
Director: Bill Cowell
 
4.
Five Across the Eyes (2006)
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The teenagers Isabella, Jamie, Melanie, Caroline and Stephanie are lost in a shortcut they took in their way back home... (95 mins.)
 
5.
Vampire Dentist (2006 Video)
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After two new bumbling young dentists partner with a 'night-only' dentist, the staff and clients from the two different 'lifestyles' clash. (90 mins.)
 
6.
Diary of a Cannibal (2007 Video)
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They met on the Internet. They fell in love. They drove to the desert and stopped at an abandoned warehouse... (81 mins.)
Director: Ulli Lommel
 
7.
Titanic: The Legend Goes On... (2000)
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A Cinderella meets her Prince Charming on the ill-fated Titanic. Along for the ride are a rapping dog, other talking animals, and an assortment of wacky humans. (90 mins.)
Director: Camillo Teti
 
8.
The Backlot Murders (2002 Video)
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A rock band, on the brink of success, arrives at a movie studio to produce their first music video. Somebody doesn't have much respect for their talent, and starts bumping off members of the band, their groupie girlfriends, and the crew. (90 mins.)
Director: David DeFalco
 
9.
The Master of Disguise (2002)
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An Italian waiter fights off a criminal mastermind with his inherited powers of disguise. (80 mins.)
 
10.
House of the Dead (2003)
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A group of college students travel to a mysterious island to attend a rave, and end up getting trapped there because it's been taken over by bloodthirsty zombies. (90 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
 
11.
National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (2003)
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A pair of losers marry two elderly sisters, thinking they'll inherit their fortune and Beverly Hills estate. (90 mins.)
Director: Gary Preisler
 
12.
The Singing Forest (2003)
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Two lovers are killed during the Holocaust. One reincarnates first. He has a twenty two year old daughter who falls in love with who her father believes is his past life lover. (72 mins.)
Director: Jorge Ameer
 
13.
Daniel der Zauberer (2004)
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Evil assassins want to kill Daniel Kublbock, the third runner up for the German Idols. (81 mins.)
Director: Ulli Lommel
 
14.
Fat Slags (2004)
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The Fat Slags from Viz hit the big time and become celebrities. (75 mins.)
Director: Ed Bye
 
15.
In Search of the Titanic (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
In search of the Titanic, a group of friends find themselves inside a bathysphere and awake in Atlantis... (88 mins.)
Director: Kim Jun Ok
 
16.
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul's experiment to crack the code to baby talk. The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere. (88 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
 
17.
The Cavern (2005)
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8 explorers trapped in a Russian cave system are hunted by an unknown presence. (95 mins.)
 
18.
Chaos (2005)
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Emily and her friend Angelica go to a rave in the woods, and when they arrive, they meet a stranger... (74 mins.)
Director: David DeFalco
 
19.
Son of the Mask (2005)
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Tim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be. (94 mins.)
 
20.
Green River Killer (2005 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
Along twenty years, the deranged serial-killer Gary Ridgway has killed at least forty-eight prostitutes and dumped their bodies in Green River. (83 mins.)
Director: Ulli Lommel
“ Ulli Lommel's Serial Killer Movies (2005-2009) ” - The_Listener_Canon
 
21.
Zombiez (2005 Video)
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A woman finds herself on the run from the living dead. Her friends are being slaughtered and she can find no help. Will she survive or will she too fall victim to the Zombiez? (83 mins.)
Director: ZWS
 
22.
Pledge This! (2006)
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At South Beach University, a beautiful sorority president takes in a group of unconventional freshman girls seeking acceptance into her house. (91 mins.)
 
23.
The Raven (2006 Video)
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A classic horror from Edgar Allan Poe brought to life through the eyes of Horror Master Ulli Lommel! (81 mins.)
Director: Ulli Lommel
“ /The Tomb (2007) ” - The_Listener_Canon
 
24.
Sharp Teeth (2006 Video)
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A nuclear leak mutates the fish in the lake next to the local university. Journalism student, Lola Dent... (80 mins.)
“ /Marina Monster (2008) ” - The_Listener_Canon
 
25.
Crush on U (2007 Video)
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Appropriate for the whole family, CRUSH ON U revolves around Rome, a teenage boy with everything going for him... (76 mins.)
 
26.
Epic Movie (2007)
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A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity. (86 mins.)
 
27.
June Cabin (2007)
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Seven friends reunite at an isolated summer cabin. Archie shows up with an axe to grind and begins acting a bit strange... (84 mins.)
Director: Ross Otterman
 
28.
Bloodlock (2008)
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Christine and her husband Barry have bought an old fixer upper in a small town, using her recent inheritance... (90 mins.)
 
29.
Meet the Spartans (2008)
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The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag... (86 mins.)
 
30.
Hobgoblins 2 (2009 Video)
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This is the long awaited part 2 for writer/Director Rick Sloane's campy cult classic Hobgoblins shot in 1987... (92 mins.)
Director: Rick Sloane