Worst Movies of the 80s

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1.
Nukie (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.5/10 X  
An alien called Nukie searches for his brother Miko, who has been captured by the U.S. government. (95 mins.)
 
2.
Night of Horror (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.4/10 X  
Steve's buddy Chris can't understand why he's reluctant to play in their band. So, one night at Steve's house... (76 mins.)
Director: Tony Malanowski
 
3.
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Dodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies. (100 mins.)
Director: Rod Amateau
 
4.
The Curse of the Screaming Dead (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A group of Southern deer hunters stop at a church graveyard in the woods. Their activities arouse the corpses of long-dead Confederate soldiers, who attack them. (91 mins.)
Director: Tony Malanowski
 
5.
Movie Madness (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
A parody of film genres composed of three shorts, spoofing personal growth films, glossy soap operas, and police stories. (89 mins.)
 
6.
Bolero (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A 1920s English heiress seeks ecstasy with a sheik in Morocco and a bullfighter in Spain. (105 mins.)
Director: John Derek
 
7.
Criminally Insane 2 (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
A mental hospital, faced with a severe decrease in funding, is forced to release mass-murderer Ethel Janowski into a halfway house... (70 mins.)
Director: Nick Philips
 
8.
Death Nurse (1987 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Edith, a murderous, overweight nurse, and her brother run a medical clinic out of the suburban house they share... (60 mins.)
Director: Nick Philips
“ & 2 (1988) ” - The_Listener_Canon
 
9.
Cannibal Campout (1988 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Four teenagers on an outing in the woods are attacked by a trio of mutant cannibals. (88 mins.)
 
10.
Hobgoblins (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A young security guard must track down diminutive aliens who kill people even as they make their fantasies come true. (88 mins.)
Director: Rick Sloane
 
11.
Ricky 1 (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.3/10 X  
In this parody of the Rocky films, Ricky Wanero is a male gigolo and stripper who sets out to beat "The Champ" in the boxing ring. (90 mins.)
Director: Bill Naud
 
12.
The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke on My Aunt Gertrude (1989 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
A murderer shoots a snuff film on rented equipment from a local video store, but accidentally returns the equipment to the store with the tape still inside the camera. (83 mins.)
Director: John Bacchus
 
13.
Going Overboard (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A struggling young comedian takes a menial job on a cruise ship where he hopes for his big chance to make it in the world of cruise ship comedy. (99 mins.)
Director: Valerie Breiman
 
14.
Las Vegas Bloodbath (1989 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
After Sam's wife has betrayed him, he goes on a bloody killing spree in Las Vegas. (78 mins.)
Director: David Schwartz
 
15.
Monster High (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
Two aliens steal a doomsday device from another world and abscond to earth. The device is Mr. Armageddon, a living embodiment of destruction who intends to destroy the planet. A ragtag group of high school students stand in his way. (84 mins.)
Director: Rudiger Poe