65 Truly God Awful Films and TV Shows

I have made my the epic now I will make the worst the worst.... again this is my opinion, but I have seen alot of films, and alot of truly terrible ones.
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1.
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.6/10 X  
Follows Justin Bieber with some footage of performances from his 2010 concert tour. (105 mins.)
Director: Jon M. Chu
 
2.
High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
As seniors in high school, Troy and Gabriella struggle with the idea of being separated from one another as college approaches. Along with the rest of the Wildcats, they stage a spring musical to address their experiences, hopes and fears about their future. (112 mins.)
Director: Kenny Ortega
 
3.
Twilight (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire. (122 mins.)
“ All of them, and everything to do with them.... KILL THE SPARE! ” - ally_bally_bumble_bee
 
4.
Son of the Mask (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
Tim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be. (94 mins.)
 
5.
Garfield (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Jon Arbuckle buys a second pet, a dog named Odie. However, Odie is then abducted and it is up to Jon's cat, Garfield, to find and rescue the canine. (80 mins.)
Director: Pete Hewitt
 
6.
Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A struggling songwriter named Dave Seville finds success when he comes across a trio of singing chipmunks: mischievous leader Alvin, brainy Simon, and chubby, impressionable Theodore. (92 mins.)
Director: Tim Hill
 
7.
101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure (2003 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Being one of 101 takes its toll on Patch, who doesn't feel unique. When he's accidentally left behind on moving day, he meets his idol, Thunderbolt, who enlists him on a publicity campaign. (74 mins.)
 
8.
The Pink Panther (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Bumbling Inspector Clouseau must solve the murder of a famous soccer coach and find out who stole the infamous Pink Panther diamond. (93 mins.)
Director: Shawn Levy
 
9.
Uptown Girls (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A grown-up woman, who kept her childish instincts and behavior, starts working as a nanny of a 8-year-old girl, who actually acts like an adult. But in the end everything turns to its right places. (92 mins.)
Director: Boaz Yakin
 
10.
Glitter (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
A young singer dates a disc jockey who helps her get into the music business, but their relationship become complicated as she ascends to super stardom. (104 mins.)
 
11.
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Chief Brody's widow believes that her family is deliberately being targeted by another shark in search of revenge. (89 mins.)
Director: Joseph Sargent
 
12.
Swept Away (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A snooty socialite is stranded on a Mediterranean island with a communist sailor. (89 mins.)
Director: Guy Ritchie
 
13.
Porky's (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
In 1954, a group of Florida high schoolers seek out to help their buddy lose his virginity, which leads them to seek revenge on a sleazy nightclub owner and his redneck sheriff brother for harassing them. (94 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
 
14.
American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Erik, and Cooze start college and pledge the Beta House fraternity, presided over by none other than legendary Dwight Stifler... (85 mins.)
Director: Andrew Waller
 
15.
Epic Movie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity. (86 mins.)
 
16.
An Inconvenient Truth (2006 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
Filmmaker Davis Guggenheim follows Al Gore on the lecture circuit, as the former presidential candidate campaigns to raise public awareness of the dangers of global warming and calls for immediate action to curb its destructive effects on the environment. (96 mins.)
“ It's mostly propaganda lies. ” - ally_bally_bumble_bee
 
17.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
When a shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to a mild-mannered security guard to save the day. (91 mins.)
Director: Steve Carr
 
18.
Labor Pains (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A young woman pretends to be pregnant in order to avoid being fired from her job. When that gets her special treatment by everyone involved in her life, she tries to keep up the lie for nine months. (89 mins.)
Director: Lara Shapiro
 
19.
Avatar (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
A paraplegic marine dispatched to the moon Pandora on a unique mission becomes torn between following his orders and protecting the world he feels is his home. (162 mins.)
Director: James Cameron
“ Sorry sorry sorry sorry, I just completely hated it. It is to long and the story line is utter rubbish, yeah it is pretty to watch but seriously it is over-rated and after 3 hours you are wondering what is the point. ” - ally_bally_bumble_bee
 
20.
Bad Santa (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid, and the security boss discovers the plot. (91 mins.)
Director: Terry Zwigoff
 
21.
Franklyn (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A portrait of the broken lives of four people (a vigilante detective, a worried parent, an awkward man looking for love and a suicidal artist) as they all struggle to cope in their religiously-dystopian city. (98 mins.)
Director: Gerald McMorrow
“ Ryan Phillippe is completely hott in it and for that alone I would recommend watching it but the story line is confusing and at the ending I am like, what was the point in all of that. ” - ally_bally_bumble_bee
 
22.
Arthur and the Invisibles (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Ten-year-old Arthur, in a bid to save his grandfather's house from being demolished, goes looking for some much-fabled hidden treasure in the land of the Minimoys, a tiny people living in harmony with nature. (94 mins.)
Director: Luc Besson
 
23.
Space Chimps (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Three chimps are sent into space to explore the possibility of alien life when an unmanned space shuttle crash lands on an uncharted planet. (81 mins.)
Director: Kirk DeMicco
 
24.
Sprung! The Magic Roundabout (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A group of friends embark on a dangerous journey in an effort to imprison their oppressor -- the evil wizard ZeeBad. (85 mins.)
 
25.
Big Momma's House 2 (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
An FBI agent reprises his disguise as a corpulent old lady and takes a job as a nanny in a crime suspect's house. (99 mins.)
Director: John Whitesell
 
26.
Crossroads (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Three childhood best friends, and a guy they just met, take a road trip across the country, finding themselves and their friendship in the process. (93 mins.)
Director: Tamra Davis
 
27.
Stitch! The Movie (2003 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Stitch, an alien living on Earth disguised as a dog with his human family, continues his adventures when he discovers that the alien family he never knew he had is now in Hawaii, being hunted down by galactic forces. (60 mins.)
 
28.
Thunderpants (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
An 11-year-old boy's amazing ability to break wind leads him first to fame and then to death row, before it helps him to fulfill his ambition of becoming an astronaut. (87 mins.)
Director: Pete Hewitt
 
29.
Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
The Cortez siblings set out for a mysterious island, where they encounter a genetic scientist and a set of rival spy kids. (100 mins.)
 
30.
Bratz (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
During their first year of high school, four best girlfriends face off against the domineering student body president who wants to split them up into different social cliques. (110 mins.)
Director: Sean McNamara
 
31.
Mean Girls 2 (2011 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
The Plastics are back in the long awaited follow-up to the smash-hit Mean Girls... and now the clique is more fashionable, funny and ferocious than ever! (96 mins.)
Director: Melanie Mayron
 
32.
Cocoon (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
When a group of trespassing seniors swim in a pool containing alien cocoons, they find themselves energized with youthful vigour. (117 mins.)
Director: Ron Howard
 
33.
Striptease (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A stripper and single mother gets dragged into a dangerous situation after a congressman takes a fancy to her. (115 mins.)
Director: Andrew Bergman
 
34.
The Italian Job (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
After being betrayed and left for dead in Italy, Charlie Croker and his team plan an elaborate gold heist against their former ally. (111 mins.)
Director: F. Gary Gray
“ As a firm lover of the original, I wasn't a fan of this one. ” - ally_bally_bumble_bee
 
35.
Planet of the Apes (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
An Air Force astronaut crash lands on a mysterious planet where evolved, talking apes dominate a race of primitive humans. (119 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
 
36.
Bulletproof Monk (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Based on the very underground comic book, a Tibetan monk becomes a mentor to a young street kid whom he can teach to protect a scroll. (104 mins.)
Director: Paul Hunter
 
37.
The Prince and Me (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
At college Paige meets Eddie, a fellow student from Denmark, whom she first dislikes but later accepts, likes, and loves; he proves to be Crown Prince Edvard. Paige follows him to Copenhagen, and he follows her back to school with a plan. (111 mins.)
Director: Martha Coolidge
 
38.
2012 (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A frustrated writer struggles to keep his family alive when a series of global catastrophes threatens to annihilate mankind. (158 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
 
39.
Hotel for Dogs (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Two kids secretly take in stray dogs at a vacant hotel. (100 mins.)
 
40.
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Teenager Darren Shan meets a mysterious man at a freak show who turns out to be a vampire. After a series of events Darren must leave his normal life and go on the road with the Cirque du Freak and become a vampire. (109 mins.)
Director: Paul Weitz
“ I have read the books and the film is so ludricously different it is laughable. ” - ally_bally_bumble_bee
 
41.
Jersey Shore (2009 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A reality-based look at the vapid lives of several New Jersey 20-somethings and their respective friends and/or hook-ups. (40 mins.)
“ From this point on I am doing TV shows :) ” - ally_bally_bumble_bee
 
42.
The Only Way Is Essex (2010 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
The Only Way Is Essex is a reality series which follows some people living in Essex, including a club promoter, a would-be model, a member of a girl band and two bar workers. Each episode features action filmed just a few days previously. (45 mins.)
 
43.
Hannah Montana (2006 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Adventures of a teenage pop star who keeps her identity secret from even her closest friends by using a disguise on stage. (23 mins.)
 
44.
Shake It Up! (2010 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Two Chicago teens attempt to realize their dream of becoming professional dancers by landing spots on a popular local show. (30 mins.)
 
45.
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (2003 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A family that has faced hardship has their dilapidated house completely rebuilt while they are away on vacation for a week. (60 mins.)
 
46.
America's Next Top Model (2003 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A cyclical competition where women from all over the U.S. compete for the honor of being America's next "it girl" in the modeling world. (42 mins.)
Director: Luis Barreto
“ It is hair, stop crying!!!!!!! ” - ally_bally_bumble_bee
 
47.
How to Be Indie (2009 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A girl is trying to get to grips with teenage life. (22 mins.)
 
48.
The Secret Life of the American Teenager (2008 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
After an unplanned pregnancy, teenager Amy Juergens's life will never be the same, as she deals with other teenagers around her. (43 mins.)
 
49.
Shameless (2011 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
An alcoholic man lives in a perpetual stupor while his six children with whom he lives cope as best they can. (46 mins.)
“ NO! NO! NO! Stop stealing british tv shows and their story lines... I don't care if it is amazing, to me it will always be Americans stealing british idea (You may notice this theme will continue with the next 4 suggestions. ” - ally_bally_bumble_bee
 
50.
Being Human (2011 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
Three twenty-somethings share a house and try to live a normal life despite being a ghost, a werewolf, and a vampire. (44 mins.)
“ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ” - ally_bally_bumble_bee
 
51.
The Office (2005 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
A mockumentary on a group of typical office workers, where the workday consists of ego clashes, inappropriate behavior, and tedium. (22 mins.)
“ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ” - ally_bally_bumble_bee
 
52.
Life on Mars (2008 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
A present-day car accident mysteriously sends a detective back to the 1970s. An American remake of the BBC series. (60 mins.)
“ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Gene Hunt on the original is a legend! ” - ally_bally_bumble_bee
 
53.
Skins (2011 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
About a group of teenagers in their final years of high school in Baltimore. (42 mins.)
“ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Skins has become rubbish anyway, but if you want to take story lines take it from the rubbish later series not from the decent first, also Maxxie was fit in the UK one ” - ally_bally_bumble_bee
 
54.
Joey (2004 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
In this spin-off of Friends, Joey Tribbiani moves to Los Angeles to pursue his acting career. (22 mins.)
 
55.
Celebrity Deathmatch (1998 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Celebrities duel it out in a wrestling ring, the first one who dies loses. (25 mins.)
 
56.
Maury (1991 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Day by day, Maury and his producers invite guests to the show. The audience participates and put questions to the guests... (60 mins.)
Director: Don McSorley
“ It is terrible but I love it. ” - ally_bally_bumble_bee
 
57.
Baywatch (1989 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A cadre of attractive lifeguards patrol a crowded recreational beach. (60 mins.)
 
58.
Dora the Explorer (2000 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Along with her friend Monkey Boots, Dora goes on adventures. (30 mins.)
“ You can't watch that for more than ten minutes before you start planning ways to kill every character, they are really that annoying. ” - ally_bally_bumble_bee
 
59.
Cow and Chicken (1995 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
The program focuses on the misadventures of two unlikely yet somehow biological siblings: Cow and Chicken. (30 mins.)
 
60.
Watership Down (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
A group of rabbits flee their doomed warren and face many dangers to find and protect their new home. (91 mins.)
Director: Martin Rosen
“ I know this is outside the movie section but frankly this film has issues and freaks me out, the rabbits are crazy and everyone is trying to kill the rabbits and the other rabbit has rabies and one rabbit and see dead rabbits... Keeping in mind I was 3 when i first saw this film. ” - ally_bally_bumble_bee
 
61.
LazyTown (2004 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
In this Nick Jr. television show, a pink-haired girl named Stephanie moves to LazyTown with her uncle (the mayor of LazyTown), where she tries to teach its extremely lazy residents that physical activity is beneficial. (30 mins.)
 
62.
30 Rock (2006 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Liz Lemon, head writer of the sketch comedy show "TGS with Tracy Jordan", must deal with an arrogant new boss and a crazy new star, all while trying to run a successful TV show without losing her mind. (22 mins.)
“ Not that it is bad, don't get me wrong, it is quite a good show, but they rave about it like it is the second coming when personally I don't think it is that good. ” - ally_bally_bumble_bee
 
63.
Glee (2009 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A group of ambitious misfits try to escape the harsh realities of high school by joining a glee club, where they find strength, acceptance and, ultimately, their voice, while working to pursue dreams of their own. (44 mins.)
“ I have a few issues with glee

1) It is very over-rated, people say how it goes on about real issues and people can relate to it and it teaches you everyone is beautiful in there own way.... But really it teachs you, your dreams will never come true, you will never be accept no matter how much you try and Justin Beiber music is good music.

2) Some of the story line are pretty odd, like the christmas one where they didn't want Britney loosing her faith in Santa like for god sake are you freaking serious. ” - ally_bally_bumble_bee
 
64.
People of the Valley (1974 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
A Welsh-language TV soap (the longest running BBC television soap) set in the small Welsh town of Cwmderi, in the heart of the South Wales valleys. (25 mins.)
“ Chips are sglodion in welsh, so say sglodion. ” - ally_bally_bumble_bee
 
65.
Celebrity Love Island (2005 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
12 Z-list celebrity, famed in the UK for their sexual behavior, are being put together on a paradise island in Fiji where the viewers can see them hopefully copulate. (90 mins.)
Director: Simon Staffurth