The people that made show business the joke it is today

These mediocre "talents" make me sick. I can't stand the way that they're praised and worshiped like gods. What happened to good talent? Where is our generations Henry Bogart, or Audrey Hepburn? Who's gonna replace Micheal Jackson or own up and actually do something that is actually original? These people don't deserve their fame, they don't deserve the attention from the media, and they don't deserve to be idolized like gods.
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Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga, born Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, is an American songwriter, singer, actress, philanthropist, dancer and fashion designer. Gaga was born on March 28, 1986 in Manhattan, New York City, to Cynthia Louise (Bissett) and Joseph Anthony Germanotta, Jr., an internet entrepreneur. Her father is of Italian descent...
“ This one should be self explanatory. She's the worst thing to happen to modern music and pop culture since Rico Suave. She's a poor imitation of Madonna and she attempts to be as edgy as Marilyn Manson once was. She's one big unoriginal bundle or talentless mediocrity. She started bad and everything that she's put out since has been worst than the last, but for some reason people are happier than pigs in *beep* to buy her albums. I don't know if she's the problem or if it's the idiot who live in this country to blame. ” - myheartisyourweapon
Amy Winehouse
Soundtrack, About Time
Amy Winehouse was a five-time Grammy Award-winning English singer-songwriter known for such hits as 'Rehab' and 'You Know I'm No Good' among her other works. She was born Amy Jade Winehouse, on September 14, 1983, in Enfield, London, England to a Jewish family with Russian ancestry on her mother's side...
“ Oh...Too soon? *beep* it, this trick put out one good song what like 4 years ago, and was all but forgotten. Her career is now described as "explosive" and "extraordinary" give me a break, if you gonna tell me a joke try to make it funny. ” - myheartisyourweapon
Stephenie Meyer
Writer, Twilight
Stephenie born in Connecticut in 1973. Her family was settled in Phoenix by the time she was four. The unusual spelling of her name came from her father, Stephen ( + ie). Stephenie went to high school in Scottsdale, Arizona. She was awarded a National Merit Scholarship, and she used it to pay her way to Brigham Young University, in Provo, Utah. She majored in English...
“ The bitch wrote Twilight. Nuff said. Thanks for ruining everything sexy and dangerous about vampires lady. ” - myheartisyourweapon
“ Was it just me, or was I the only person who was happy when she got punched in the face? ” - myheartisyourweapon
Michael Bay
Producer, Transformers
A graduate of Wesleyan University, Michael Bay spent his 20s working on advertisements and music videos. His first projects after film school were in the music video business. He created music videos for Tina Turner, Meat Loaf, Lionel Richie, Wilson Phillips, Donny Osmond and Divinyls...
“ Explosions and loud noises, Hot babes and more loud noises. I heard that's the title of his next movie. ” - myheartisyourweapon
George Lucas
George Walton Lucas, Jr. was raised on a walnut ranch in Modesto, California. His father was a stationery store owner and he had three siblings. During his late teen years, he went to Downey High School and was very much interested in drag racing. He planned to become a professional race-car driver...
“ Let's start off by saying I'm a huge Star Wars fan (episodes 4 through 6). American Graffiti was an amazing work. He some how managed to destroy the Star Wars franchises in one fall swoop. The Star Wars pre-trilogy is the worst thing that could have possibly happen to the infamous Star Wars title. The three movies that came out between 1999 and 2005 lost the sophistication of the originals and replaced it with horrible acting, plots riddled with holes, and a horrible character by the name of Jar Jar Binks. ” - myheartisyourweapon
“ I can't even think of what to say about this guy. I wish I could get blitzed off my ass and mumble degrading *beep* to a drum track and get half the amount of money this ass clown does. ” - myheartisyourweapon
Katy Perry
Soundtrack, The Interview
Katy Perry was born as Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson in Santa Barbara, California, the middle child of pastor parents, Mary Christine (Perry) and Maurice Keith Hudson. She has an older sister and younger brother, and has English, Portuguese, German, Irish, and Scottish ancestry. Her mother's half-brother was director Frank Perry...
“ She's the voice of Smurfette. A part from almost everything else she's done in her career. ” - myheartisyourweapon
Paris Hilton
Producer, The Simple Life
Socialite Paris Whitney Hilton was born on February 17, 1981 in New York City, into the Hilton family, and has three younger siblings, Nicky Hilton Rothschild, Barron Hilton and Conrad Hilton. She is the daughter of Kathy Hilton (née Kathleen Elizabeth Avanzino) and businessman Rick Hilton, and a great-granddaughter of hotel magnate Conrad Hilton...
“ She became famous for being an heiress. Not even earning her own money, but having access to it because of family. She has no real talent of her own, yet everyone knows her name. Because of the media overload on her in the past decade, little girls are taught that it's okay to be a spoiled rotten bitch. It'll get you attention if your a slut. You can make a career off that. ” - myheartisyourweapon
Kim Kardashian West
TV star, entrepreneur, fashion designer, and author (New York Times best-seller - "Kardashian Konfidential"), Kim Kardashian was born in Los Angeles, California, to Kris Jenner (née Kristen Mary Houghton) and attorney Robert Kardashian. Her father was of Armenian descent and her mother is of mostly English ancestry...
“ The new & "improved" version of J. Lo. Having a fat ass & being decent looking is all you need to get into the entertainment industry nowadays. Why people EVER thought she deserved a tv show is beyond me. What does she do again? Oh that's right, says moronic things & shops. We should look up to her, right? ” - myheartisyourweapon
Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon was born in 1974 in Brooklyn, New York, to Gloria (Feeley) and Jimmy Fallon. He is of Irish, German, and Norwegian descent. He was raised in Saugerties, New York, which is in upstate New York. He has performed stand up, impressions and characters across the country, in some of the biggest comedy clubs...
“ I guess people have forgotten what real comedy is these days. They should try taking a look at old footage of Eddie Murphy's standup or even Steve Martin's. I'm sure they're disappointed that this guy even gets put in the same category as them. ” - myheartisyourweapon
Chris Brown
Soundtrack, Ted
“ He allegedly beat his gf & people still buy his music. Guess society really cares about domestic violence. ” - myheartisyourweapon
“ He's not on TRL anymore. His talk show got cancelled. Why are they still keeping him around? He's scary to look at since he lost all that weight. Keep skeletor off camera, please. ” - myheartisyourweapon
Justin Bieber
Canadian Justin Drew Bieber was born in London, Ontario, the son of Pattie Mallette and Jeremy Bieber. Pattie became pregnant when she was 18 years old, and raised him as a single mother. Justin is of French-Canadian (mother) and German, Irish, Scottish, and English (father) descent. As a child, Bieber showed a strong interest in music...
“ Okay, a lil' white kid thinks he can sing R&B runs. Doesn't mean he's right or needs to do them ALL the time. He's what, 17? When is this kid gonna finally hit puberty? & when are lil' girls gonna stop foaming between the thighs for this no talent, androgynous hack? ” - myheartisyourweapon
Miley Cyrus
Actress, Bolt
Miley Cyrus was born in Franklin, Tennessee, the daughter of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus and his wife, Letitia Jean "Tish" (Finley). She has five siblings - two half-brothers, a half-sister, and a younger brother and sister. Her birth name is Destiny Hope Cyrus, because her parents hoped she would achieve greatness...
“ Another Disney star with no talent? Big surprise. What makes her so different than all the other children pumped through the Disney line to push them into being stars? Honestly, her voice isn't that good. She's not a very good actress. Yeah, her dad was super famous in the early 90s over ONE HIT. Her brother Trace Cyrus is amazingggg. But Miley? She's just turning into another Lindsay Lohan-type "star". Don't see the connection? Check out her latest music video. Looks like someone's in a rush to shed her old persona & sex it up. ” - myheartisyourweapon
Steven Spielberg
Undoubtedly one of the most influential film personalities in the history of film, Steven Spielberg is perhaps Hollywood's best known director and one of the wealthiest filmmakers in the world. Spielberg has countless big-grossing, critically acclaimed credits to his name, as producer, director and writer...
“ There's some pretty decent projects under this man's belt. But his recent works are just...going downhill on the quality scale. Indiana Jones, sir? Was there really a need to bring up a already complete & well established franchise & try to rebirth it? As far as Indiana Jones goes, Shea Le Bouf..... seriously?...SERIOUSLY? He should have just let it be. ” - myheartisyourweapon
Megan Fox
Actress, Transformers
Megan Denise Fox was born in Rockwood, Tennessee, to Gloria Darlene (Cisson) and Franklin Thomas Fox, a parole officer. Megan began her training in drama and dance at age 5 and, at age 10, moved to St. Petersburg, Florida where she continued her training and finished school. Megan began acting and modeling...
“ So most people think this girl is attractive. Did anyone notice her before she had all that plastic surgery? Personally, I think she was better looking the way she was before. Talent-wise, she honestly is lacking. She's not completely horrible, but not Oscar-worthy either. & come on, everyone knows about her toe-thumb syndrome. I can't even look past that when I see her. ” - myheartisyourweapon
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Dee Lohan was born in New York City on 2 July 1986. Her mother, Dina Lohan (née Donata Melina Nicolette Sullivan), is a former Wall Street analyst, and her father, Michael Lohan, is a businessman and former Wall Street trader. She has Irish, Italian, and German ancestry. Lohan began her career at age three as a model at the Eileen Ford Agency...
“ I'm gonna have potential to make something out of myself & waste it by becoming a drug addict in & out of rehab with my antics on every newspaper magazine cover. Don't I sound fabulous? ” - myheartisyourweapon
Carlos Mencia
Carlos Mencia is undoubtedly one of today's most popular entertainers and comic-thief. Whether it is man-on-the-street interviews, studio comedy, commercial parodies, nationwide sold-out tours, films, or ability to steal jokes, Mencia demonstrates an extraordinary ability to connect with a wide and diverse audience...
“ The episode Fishsticks (Season 13, Episode 5) of South Park explains it all. ” - myheartisyourweapon
“ This guy needs help. Not to be in the public eye. He obviously has some condition like ADHD & shouldn't be laughed at. Please, no laughing. You're just encouraging him more. ” - myheartisyourweapon
“ I bet he thinks he's a master of thrillers with action. Put him out of business already. ” - myheartisyourweapon
James Cameron
Writer, Aliens
James Francis Cameron was born on August 16, 1954 in Kapuskasing, Ontario, Canada. He moved to the United States in 1971. The son of an engineer, he majored in physics at California State University before switching to English, and eventually dropping out. He then drove a truck to support his screenwriting ambition...
“ Avatar is Pocahontas with blue people & different names. Originality hard to find? He also wouldn't let Terminator go. Titanic (which he directed) is a great analogy for him- sinking piece of crap. ” - myheartisyourweapon
Sylvester Stallone
Actor, Rocky
This athletically built, dark-haired American actor/screenwriter/director may never be mentioned by old-school film critics in the same breath as, say, Richard Burton or Alec Guinness; however, movie fans worldwide have been flocking to see Stallone's films for over 30 years, making "Sly" one of Hollywood's biggest-ever box office draws...
“ I know he's not that popular in recent times as he once was in his glory days, but now he's acting & directing films. I'm just over the whole extremely MACHO thing. Steroid using, weightlifting, testosterone-filled men in movies with nothing of substance & just muscles & action is so 80s. I crave a lil' more than Mr. Stallone can give. The things he puts out into society aren't sending any good messages. The stone ages are over. Get out of the cave already. ” - myheartisyourweapon
“ If you're accused of raping somebody, all you need to do is change your # & pay off some people & the world will pretend like it never happened. Great values to learn, eh? ” - myheartisyourweapon
“ People of average to below intellectual capacity should not be put in the spotlight were they can say potentially damaging ignorant things in order to appear "smart". Remember "George Bush doesn't care about black people."? What about his outburst against Taylor Swift at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards? A big black man picking on a lil' white girl. That's something worth shoving in society's face, right? I'm sorry sir, but you are downright moronic. ” - myheartisyourweapon
Michael Richards
Actor, Seinfeld
Immortalized as Cosmo Kramer on the classic American sitcom Seinfeld, L.A. comedy star Michael Richards was born and raised in South Los Angeles, California, to Phyllis (Nardozza) Richards, a medical records librarian. He is of Italian descent. Michael displayed an early talent for performance as a top Forensic League competitor during grade school...
“ White people aren't allowed to use racial slurs for comedic effect. Everyone knows only African-Americans are allowed to do that. ” - myheartisyourweapon
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen was born Carlos Irwin Estévez on September 3, 1965, in New York City. His father, actor Martin Sheen (born Ramon Antonio Gerard Estevez), was at the time just breaking into the business, with performances on Broadway. His mother, Janet Sheen (née Templeton), was a former New York art student who had met Charlie's father right after he had moved to Manhattan...
“ I'm not a fan of the work this man does. But woah, what a *beep* party life he's been living. Drugs, hookers, & debauchery hasn't looked so glamorous in years. I'll admit, I don't really give a *beep* what he does in his spare time. If anyone else was doing the *beep* he has been, they'd be sent packing to rehab in a heartbeat. I want w/e magic he's got that has tricked society into thinking his behavior is okay & cool. Maybe he's been sharing his 7 gram rocks now. ” - myheartisyourweapon
Tiger Woods
At age 21, Tiger Woods became the youngest Masters champ and the first golfer since Jerry Pate in 1976 to win in the first major he played. In 1997, Woods took the lead at the Augusta golf classic and then put on a golf clinic never seen before. He fired a 3-under-par 69 and broke the tournament 72-hole record with an unbelievable 18-under 270...
“ Society is looking up to the wrong people for "heroes". A golf player? C'mon. So what he cheated? His personal life isn't anyone's business. Wasting money & attention on a public apology & him even having to take time off of playing shows how much influence tabloids have on even the humdrum world of unexciting sports like golf. Get over it. Why does anyone care? ” - myheartisyourweapon
“ Known as "Octomom" in the media., she became famous for giving birth to octuplets. The 6 other kids she already had weren't as important as the 8 she pushed out in 2009. She leeched all the fame out of it that she could. I'd hate to be the kids growing up in that money-grubbing soul-sucker's house. ” - myheartisyourweapon
Rebecca Black
Rebecca Black is best known for her song "Friday" which became an Internet sensation in March 2011. According to, she is just one of the pop stars coming from a production company called Ark Music Factory.
“ Famous across the country for how BAD she is. 13 year olds singing about "partying" is where it's at. ” - myheartisyourweapon
Lucas Cruikshank
Lucas Cruikshank is a teenage director and actor who got his start by making videos with his cousins John and Katie, and posting them on You Tube. Together, the trio is known as JKL Productions. Lucas decided to make videos by himself a while after he came up with the character you all love, Fred, who is an annoying 6-year-old with an uncaring mother and is most noted for his sped-up voice...
“ A lot of things that become famous after premiering on the internet are better left on the web. Such is the case with Lucas' annoying character Fred. He made a movie & multiple appearances on other shows. I'm sure when I worked at Toys R Us, I saw a product with his face plastered on it. I'm all for making something out of yourself from humble beginnings, but there was never a need to throw $ behind this. ” - myheartisyourweapon
Soundtrack, Neighbors
“ I almost forgot to add this fat sack of crap to the list. Roll around in a dumpster filled with glitter & "sing" over some electronics, & you can be just like her. ” - myheartisyourweapon