Unfunniest "comedians"

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“ As soon as he started writing for himself... everything kind of went to heck? ” - ArchiBish
 
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“ I think his profile pic. says it all? ” - ArchiBish
 
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“ The puppets really don't do it for me. ” - ArchiBish
 
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“ Using other people's jokes is generally a bad idea. Using the jokes of still living, very famous, just-used-last week comedians is a REALLY bad idea. ” - ArchiBish
 
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Russell Brand
Russell Brand was born on June 4, 1975, in Grays, Essex, England, the son of Barbara Elizabeth (Nichols) and Ronald Henry Brand, a photographer. An only child, his parents divorced when he was only six months old, and he was subsequently raised by his mother. Enduring a difficult childhood that saw...
“ Sorry... I don't get it. As an absurd character, like in Get Him To The Greek, I get it but as an individual often called "comedian?" Hmmm... ” - ArchiBish
 
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Pauly Shore
Actor, Encino Man
Stand-up comic Pauly Shore (né Paul Montgomery Shore) tasted super-stardom in 1990 when his precedent-setting MTV show Totally Pauly hit the airwaves to major fan approval. The show ran for four years, opening the door wide for him for television and film roles. In 1993, he wrote and starred in a one-hour HBO television special, Pauly Does Dallas, which drew in even more loyal fans...
“ Not funny... just obnoxious. (but you know that) ” - ArchiBish
 
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Jay Leno
Jay Leno began his career in night clubs, where he worked 300 nights a year before hitting it big in 1992 with his own late-night talk show, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. By that time he had appeared on television, acted in a few films (American Hot Wax) but hit paydirt with his late-night television appearances (he made a record number of visits to Late Night with David Letterman); for several years...
“ How this guy ended up with Johnny Carson's show I'll never understand. ” - ArchiBish
 
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Victoria Jackson
Victoria was raised in a Bible-believing, piano-playing, gymnastic home with no TV. Her dad was a gym coach so she competed in gymnastics from age 5 to l8. Was a cheerleader and a homecoming queen. Attended Florida Bible College; received gymnastic scholarship to Furman University, attended Auburn University one year and ended up in Hollywood...
“ Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

Hate is rarely funny... I mean sometimes Sam Kinison could pull it off but he was also pretty smart. Victoria Jackson... notsomuch. ” - ArchiBish
 
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Larry the Cable Guy
Actor, Cars
Larry the Cable Guy was born in Pawnee City, Nebraska, as Daniel Lawrence Whitney. He is an actor and producer, known for Cars (2006), Cars 2 (2011) and Cars 3 (2017). He is also an original member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. He has been married to Cara Whitney since July 3, 2005. They have two children.
“ "I had a girl put on crotchless britches for my birthday one time. I come home, she was like, 'Want some of this right here?' I go, 'No, look what it did to your underbritches over there.'" (sigh) ” - ArchiBish
 
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Carlos Mencia
Carlos Mencia is undoubtedly one of today's most popular entertainers. Whether it is man-on-the-street interviews, studio comedy, commercial parodies, nationwide sold-out tours, or films, Mencia demonstrates an extraordinary ability to connect with a wide and diverse audience. Mencia comes from a humble background...
“ I know... let's make fun of the handicapped for an hour... that'd be hilarious! ” - ArchiBish
 
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Ron Gallagher
Miscellaneous Crew, Within Reach
“ In the early 1990s Gallagher's younger brother, Ron Gallagher, asked him for permission to perform shows using Gallagher's trademark Sledge-O-Matic routine. Gallagher granted his permission on the condition that Ron and his manager made it clear in promotional materials that it was Ron Gallagher, not Leo Gallagher, who was performing. After several years, Ron began promoting his act as Gallagher Too or Gallagher Two. In some instances, Ron's act was promoted in a way that provided no clue to prospective attendees that they were not seeing the original Gallagher. ” - ArchiBish
 
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“ LOVED him on News Radio but since that time, watching his downward spiral has left me feeling sick to my stomach. When he started licking faces during Comedy Central's Bill Shatner roast, I had to turn it off. What a mess! ” - ArchiBish
 
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“ We can't blame Tom Green for starting the trend but he certainly kept the "awful reality TV prank show" rolling with his stupidity on MTV over a decade ago. ” - ArchiBish