Movies so terrible they will make you doubt the existence of a kind and loving God

My list of 1 star films
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1.
Mummy Maniac (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.3/10 X  
A serial killer abducts young women and wraps them up a bit like mummies. (80 mins.)
Director: Max Nikoff
“ Actual snuff films have been better than this ” - MBunge
 
2.
Beyond the Wall of Sleep (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Joe Slaader is a mysterious mountain man being held in the Ulster County Asylum after the brutal murder of his family... (84 mins.)
“ The filmmakers probably should have just given up ” - MBunge
 
3.
Carmilla, the Lesbian Vampire (2004 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.6/10 X  
Vampires fighting zombies. (85 mins.)
Director: Vince D'Amato
“ Should never have been released for public viewing ” - MBunge
 
4.
War, Inc. (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A political satire set in Turaqistan, a country occupied by an American private corporation run by a former US Vice President... (107 mins.)
Director: Joshua Seftel
“ Humiliating for just about all involved ” - MBunge
 
5.
Ulli Lommel's Zodiac Killer (2005 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A young man who works at a nursing home uses the legendary Zodiac killer's M.O. to kill people who neglect their elderly relatives. (83 mins.)
Director: Ulli Lommel
“ Sad. Just plain sad. ” - MBunge
 
6.
Quantum Apocalypse (2010 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
The comet crashed into Mars, not Earth. (95 mins.)
Director: Justin L. Jones
“ Two good sci-fi stars in one awesomely bad SyFy flick ” - MBunge
 
7.
The Tomb (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.4/10 X  
A being known as "The Puppetmaster" holds victims captive in a tomb and tortures them. (81 mins.)
Director: Ulli Lommel
“ Pitiful ” - MBunge
 
8.
Animals (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
An unsuspecting, down-and-out man in a washed-up hick town has his life turned upside down when a drop-dead gorgeous stranger walks through the door of the local bar. (93 mins.)
Director: Arnold Cassius
“ Incoherent ” - MBunge
 
9.
Carlita's Secret (2004 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
Carlita's Secret begins with a young girl who unwittingly participates in a drug deal rip off. She goes... (91 mins.)
Director: George Cotayo
“ Even ruins Eva Longoria's knockers ” - MBunge
 
10.
Corporate Affairs (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A family man (Meyer) recent promoted to middle management at work immerses himself in a world of questionable personal and professional ethics by a colleague (Scott). (98 mins.)
Director: Dan Cohen
“ Watching this was like an endurance test ” - MBunge
 
11.
Bad Ass (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
A ruthless mafia hit man is transformed when he rescues a woman who takes the fall for one of his hits. (77 mins.)
“ If reality TV didn't convince you, this proves how screwed up Tom Sizemore really is. ” - MBunge
 
12.
Deviant Obsession (2002 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Joan Alton is a lawyer who goes undercover at a strip club to gather clues that might exonerate her lover who has been accused of murder. While the defendant's secrets unveil, she will stop at nothing to catch the real killer. (82 mins.)
Director: Eric Gibson
“ Most glaring example of filmmaking ineptitude you'll ever see ” - MBunge
 
13.
Dirty Love (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A jilted photographer sets off on a mission to get back at her philandering model boyfriend and along the way discovers that not all love is created equal. (91 mins.)
“ Sleeping with Hugh Hefner couldn't have been any worse than starring in this ” - MBunge
 
14.
Mortuary (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Three college students and a local drop-out break into a mortuary, which harbors a serial killer. (78 mins.)
Director: Shawn Hazelaar
“ Making stuff like this should be prosecutable ” - MBunge
 
15.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war. (150 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ Essentially, it's the world's most expensive fetish film ” - MBunge