WHITE VAN MAN WITH A BEER GUT - PEASANT MOVIE LIST TOP 50

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1.
The Shining (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
A family heads to an isolated hotel for the winter where an evil and spiritual presence influences the father into violence, while his psychic son sees horrific forebodings from the past and of the future. (146 mins.)
Director: Stanley Kubrick
“ The greatest Horror movie ever made, suspense and terror and lashings of blood. ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
2.
Coraline (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
An adventurous girl finds another world that is a strangely idealized version of her frustrating home, but it has sinister secrets. (100 mins.)
Director: Henry Selick
“ Puppet Horror, not for kids at all! ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
3.
The Truman Show (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
An insurance salesman/adjuster discovers his entire life is actually a television show. (103 mins.)
Director: Peter Weir
“ You know it makes sense. ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
4.
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
A criminal pleads insanity after getting into trouble again and once in the mental institution rebels against the oppressive nurse and rallies up the scared patients. (133 mins.)
Director: Milos Forman
“ You know you can't win the war. ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
5.
Blades of Glory (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
In 2002, two rival Olympic ice skaters were stripped of their gold medals and permanently banned from men's single competition. Presently, however, they've found a loophole that will allow them to qualify as a pairs team. (93 mins.)
“ Ugly film, funny glam, chalk and cheese success story. ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
6.
The Invention of Lying (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A comedy set in a world where no one has ever lied, until a writer seizes the opportunity for personal gain. (100 mins.)
“ So Funny I needed the loo ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
7.
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
The infamous story of Benjamin Barker, a.k.a. Sweeney Todd, who sets up a barber shop down in London which is the basis for a sinister partnership with his fellow tenant, Mrs. Lovett. Based on the hit Broadway musical. (116 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
“ BLOODFEST PUT TO BEAUTIFUL SCORES OF MUSIC. ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
8.
Goodfellas (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
The story of Henry Hill and his life through the teen years into the years of mafia, covering his relationship with wife Karen Hill and his Mob partners Jimmy Conway and Tommy DeVitto in the Italian-American crime syndicate. (146 mins.)
Director: Martin Scorsese
“ Mafia glorification of violence movie documentary ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
9.
The Abyss (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
A civilian diving team is enlisted to search for a lost nuclear submarine and face danger while encountering an alien aquatic species. (145 mins.)
Director: James Cameron
“ SciFi, there has never been and never could be a film to equal its entire theme ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
10.
The Butterfly Effect (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
Evan Treborn suffers blackouts during significant events of his life. As he grows up, he finds a way to remember these lost memories and a supernatural way to alter his life by reading his journal. (113 mins.)
“ Excellent flim! not for kids, real horror stuff. A thinkers film ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
11.
Groundhog Day (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
A weatherman finds himself inexplicably living the same day over and over again. (101 mins.)
Director: Harold Ramis
“ A movie that you can watch over and over again. couples movie. No sex scenes ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
12.
A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
When a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune. (108 mins.)
Director: Brad Silberling
“ Dark film, not for kids. Amazing imagery. Sad story ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
13.
The Cove (2009 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
Using state-of-the-art equipment, a group of activists, led by renowned dolphin trainer Ric O'Barry, infiltrate a cove near Taijii, Japan to expose both a shocking instance of animal abuse and a serious threat to human health. (92 mins.)
Director: Louie Psihoyos
“ Love films that expose the filth of those in power ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
14.
Apocalypto (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
As the Mayan kingdom faces its decline, the rulers insist the key to prosperity is to build more temples and offer human sacrifices. Jaguar Paw, a young man captured for sacrifice, flees to avoid his fate. (139 mins.)
Director: Mel Gibson
“ Jungle Horror. ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
15.
300 (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
King Leonidas of Sparta and a force of 300 men fight the Persians at Thermopylae in 480 B.C. (117 mins.)
Director: Zack Snyder
“ Slow motion replay BLOOD FEST, with a few outstanding scenes that are breath taking.
Bad accents though. ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
16.
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
The story of 'Frank Abagnale Jr., before his 19th birthday, successfully forged millions of dollars' worth of checks while posing as a Pan Am pilot, a doctor, and legal prosecutor as a seasoned and dedicated FBI agent pursues him. (141 mins.)
“ Naughty boys that get rewarded ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
17.
Paranormal Activity (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
After moving into a suburban home, a couple becomes increasingly disturbed by a nightly demonic presence. (86 mins.)
Director: Oren Peli
“ Don't watch this in the dark ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
18.
Schindler's List (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.9/10 X  
In German-occupied Poland during World War II, Oskar Schindler gradually becomes concerned for his Jewish workforce after witnessing their persecution by the Nazi Germans. (195 mins.)
“ Political correctness unfettered is fascism ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
19.
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins. (86 mins.)
Director: Tom Shadyac
“ hehe ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
20.
Kingpin (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A star bowler whose career was prematurely "cut off" hopes to ride a new prodigy to success and riches. (113 mins.)
“ Genus! A great comedy
features nudity and a few disturbing scenes ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
21.
Independence Day (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
The aliens are coming and their goal is to invade and destroy Earth. Fighting superior technology, mankind's best weapon is the will to survive. (145 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
“ You've seen it ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
22.
Dumb and Dumber (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
The cross-country adventures of two good-hearted but incredibly stupid friends. (107 mins.)
Director: Peter Farrelly
“ Crazy ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
23.
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
A 1960s hipster secret agent is brought out of cryofreeze to oppose his greatest enemy in the 1990s, where his social attitudes are glaringly out of place. (94 mins.)
Director: Jay Roach
“ Yeah baby ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
24.
The Godfather (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.2/10 X  
The aging patriarch of an organized crime dynasty transfers control of his clandestine empire to his reluctant son. (175 mins.)
“ An offer you can't refuse ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
25.
No Country for Old Men (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
Violence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon a drug deal gone wrong and more than two million dollars in cash near the Rio Grande. (122 mins.)
“ Heads or tails? ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
26.
Avatar (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
A paraplegic marine dispatched to the moon Pandora on a unique mission becomes torn between following his orders and protecting the world he feels is his home. (162 mins.)
Director: James Cameron
“ Black and Blue ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
27.
Mirrors (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
An ex-cop and his family are the target of an evil force that is using mirrors as a gateway into their home. (110 mins.)
Director: Alexandre Aja
“ Why won't this smear wipe off? ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
28.
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A listless and alienated teenager decides to help his new friend win the class presidency in their small western high school, while he must deal with his bizarre family life back home. (96 mins.)
Director: Jared Hess
“ A film about a life (that you thank God you don't live) so ludicus it's hilarious ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
29.
Final Destination (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
After a teenager has a terrifying vision of him and his friends dying in a plane crash, he prevents the accident only to have Death hunt them down, one by one. (98 mins.)
Director: James Wong
“ Disturbing imagery, great concept, outside of the box ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
30.
Lost in Translation (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
A faded movie star and a neglected young woman form an unlikely bond after crossing paths in Tokyo. (102 mins.)
Director: Sofia Coppola
“ Half expected to see something sordid, was pleasently suprised to find it wasnt that kind of a film. ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
31.
White Noise (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
An architect's desire to speak with his wife from beyond the grave, becomes an obsession with supernatural repercussions. (101 mins.)
Director: Geoffrey Sax
“ Wonderfully disturbing ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
32.
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Benjamin Barry is an advertising executive and ladies' man who, to win a big campaign, bets that he can make a woman fall in love with him in 10 days. Andie Anderson covers the "How To" beat for "Composure" magazine and is assigned to write an article on "How to Lose a Guy in 10 days." They meet in a bar shortly after the bet is made. (116 mins.)
Director: Donald Petrie
“ This film had me laughing so hard! This is not a typical mushy give me a bucket to vomit in, girl flick. ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
33.
Man on Wire (2008 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
A look at tightrope walker Philippe Petit's daring, but illegal, high-wire routine performed between New York City's World Trade Center's twin towers in 1974, what some consider, "the artistic crime of the century". (94 mins.)
Director: James Marsh
“ Really quite something to watch, documentary style. Only downside were the fans that actually worshipped him like a God. ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
34.
Grizzly Man (2005 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
A devastating and heartrending take on grizzly bear activists Timothy Treadwell and Amie Huguenard, who were killed in October of 2003 while living among grizzlies in Alaska. (103 mins.)
Director: Werner Herzog
“ Until the end of the film... was fascinating, but then got politictal and nasty and gristly at the end. Not a kids film.
Girl's don't like camping. ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
35.
Silent Hill (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A woman, Rose, goes in search for her adopted daughter within the confines of a strange, desolate town called Silent Hill. (125 mins.)
Director: Christophe Gans
“ Who thinks these things up? ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
36.
Planet of the Apes (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
An Air Force astronaut crash lands on a mysterious planet where evolved, talking apes dominate a race of primitive humans. (119 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
“ Monkey Magic ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
37.
Aliens (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
The moon from Alien has been colonized, but contact is lost. This time, the rescue team has impressive firepower, but will it be enough? (137 mins.)
Director: James Cameron
“ Scrambled eggs anyone? ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
38.
The Grudge (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
An American nurse living and working in Tokyo is exposed to a mysterious supernatural curse, one that locks a person in a powerful rage before claiming their life and spreading to another victim. (91 mins.)
Director: Takashi Shimizu
“ Meow ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
39.
The Last Airbender (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must master all four elements and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water Tribes and the Earth Kingdom. (103 mins.)
“ Not bad ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
40.
Sunshine (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
A team of international astronauts are sent on a dangerous mission to reignite the dying Sun with a nuclear fission bomb in 2057. (107 mins.)
Director: Danny Boyle
“ Blinding Movie ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
41.
Machine Gun Preacher (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Sam Childers is a former drug-dealing biker tough guy who found God and became a crusader for hundreds of Sudanese children who've been forced to become soldiers. (129 mins.)
Director: Marc Forster
“ Praise the Gun ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
42.
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Molly Mahoney is the awkward and insecure manager of Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, the strangest, most fantastic, most wonderful toy store in the world. But when Mr. Magorium, the 243-year-old eccentric who owns the store, bequeaths the store to her, a dark and ominous change begins to take over the once-remarkable Emporium. (93 mins.)
Director: Zach Helm
“ Really nice fantasy film, great for kids! ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
43.
Iron Man (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
After being held captive in an Afghan cave, billionaire engineer Tony Stark creates a unique weaponized suit of armor to fight evil. (126 mins.)
Director: Jon Favreau
“ Watch this! ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
44.
Queen of the Damned (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
The vampire Lestat becomes a rock star whose music wakes up the queen of all vampires. (101 mins.)
Director: Michael Rymer
“ Cult Classic, no gay overtones ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
45.
Phone Booth (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Stuart Shepard finds himself trapped in a phone booth, pinned down by an extortionist's sniper rifle. (81 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ Self reflective movie, once seen never forgotten ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
46.
Beetlejuice (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
A couple of recently deceased ghosts contract the services of a "bio-exorcist" in order to remove the obnoxious new owners of their house. (92 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
“ Satanic ghost story comedy ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
47.
The Order (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A young priest is sent to Rome to investigate the troubling death of the head of his order. (102 mins.)
Director: Brian Helgeland
“ Original ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
48.
Over the Hedge (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
A scheming raccoon fools a mismatched family of forest creatures into helping him repay a debt of food, by invading the new suburban sprawl that popped up while they were hibernating...and learns a lesson about family himself. (83 mins.)
“ Funny ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
49.
Demolition Man (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A police officer is brought out of suspended animation in prison to pursue an old ultra-violent nemesis who is loose in a non-violent future society. (115 mins.)
Director: Marco Brambilla
“ SciFi alternative future, evil defeats greater evil by doing evil. Funny film. ” - leemowat-341-833361
 
50.
Loose Change: Final Cut (2007 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
(80 mins.)
Director: Dylan Avery