Crimes Against Cinema

These are the most pitiful excuses for films I have ever seen. Please share your thoughts. and lets start a Debate!!!
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1.
The Darkest Hour (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
In Moscow, five young people lead the charge against an alien race who have attacked Earth via our power supply. (89 mins.)
Director: Chris Gorak
“ Easily the most awful film of 2011 ” - FlashCallahan
 
2.
Tentacles (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A mutated giant octopus wreaks havoc on a California seaside community. (102 mins.)
Director: Oliver Hellman
 
3.
Super 8 (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
During the summer of 1979, a group of friends witness a train crash and investigate subsequent unexplained events in their small town. (112 mins.)
Director: J.J. Abrams
 
4.
Bad Teacher (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A lazy, incompetent middle school teacher who hates her job, her students, and her co-workers is forced to return to teaching to make enough money for breast implants after her wealthy fiancé dumps her. (92 mins.)
Director: Jake Kasdan
 
5.
Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
The adventures of supernatural private investigator, Dylan Dog, who seeks out the monsters of the Louisiana bayou in his signature red shirt, black jacket, and blue jeans. (107 mins.)
Director: Kevin Munroe
 
6.
Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Lyle, a motorcycle champion is traveling the Mexican desert, when he find himself in the action radius of a time machine... (94 mins.)
Director: William Dear
 
7.
The Beast Within (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
In the beginning of the movie you see a woman getting raped by a man-creature of some sort. The movie... (98 mins.)
Director: Philippe Mora
 
8.
Conan the Barbarian (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A vengeful barbarian warrior sets off to get his revenge on the evil warlord who attacked his village and murdered his father when he was a boy. (113 mins.)
Director: Marcus Nispel
 
9.
The Holding (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A heart-pounding suspense thriller, set on an isolated farm in England's beautiful, rugged Peak District. (89 mins.)
Director: Susan Jacobson
 
10.
Candyman: Day of the Dead (1999 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
The Candyman is back, trying to convince his descendent, an artist, to join him. (93 mins.)
Director: Turi Meyer
 
11.
Super Troopers (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Five Vermont state troopers, avid pranksters with a knack for screwing up, try to save their jobs and out-do the local police department by solving a crime. (100 mins.)
 
12.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Two Jedi Knights escape a hostile blockade to find allies and come across a young boy who may bring balance to the Force, but the long dormant Sith resurface to reclaim their old glory. (136 mins.)
Director: George Lucas
 
13.
Red Planet (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Astronauts, and their robotic dog AMEE (Autonomous Mapping Evaluation and Evasion), search for solutions to save a dying Earth by searching on Mars, only to have the mission go terribly awry. (106 mins.)
Director: Antony Hoffman
 
14.
Contraband (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
To protect his brother-in-law from a drug lord, a former smuggler heads to Panama to score millions of dollars in counterfeit bills. (109 mins.)
 
15.
Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Urban legend-style killings begin to occur on a movie set, in this non-sequel sequel to "Urban Legend". (97 mins.)
Director: John Ottman
 
16.
Dark Star (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
In the far reaches of space, a small crew, 20 years into their solitary mission, find things beginning to go hilariously wrong. (83 mins.)
Director: John Carpenter
 
17.
The Three Musketeers (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
The hot-headed young D'Artagnan along with three former legendary but now down on their luck Musketeers must unite and defeat a beautiful double agent and her villainous employer from seizing the French throne and engulfing Europe in war. (110 mins.)
 
18.
Arena (2011 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
David Lord finds himself forced into the savage world of a modern gladiatorial arena, where men fight to the death for the entertainment of the online masses. (94 mins.)
Director: Jonah Loop
 
19.
The Crow: Salvation (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Alex Corvis returns to the world of the living to solve the murder of a young woman that he was wrongly accused of. (102 mins.)
Director: Bharat Nalluri
 
20.
Child's Play 3 (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Chucky, the doll possessed by a serial killer, returns for revenge against Andy, the young boy who defeated him and who has since become a teenager. (90 mins.)
Director: Jack Bender
 
21.
Posse (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A group of mostly black infantrymen return from the Spanish-American War with a cache of gold. They... (111 mins.)
 
22.
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A young girl sent to live with her father and his new girlfriend believes that she has released creatures from a sealed ash pit in the basement of her new home. (99 mins.)
Director: Troy Nixey
 
23.
Happy Feet 2 (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Mumble's son, Erik, is struggling to realize his talents in the Emperor Penguin world. Meanwhile, Mumble and his family and friends discover a new threat their home -- one that will take everyone working together to save them. (100 mins.)
 
24.
Spiderhole (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
They say squatting is dead - a term that takes on a sinister double meaning when four homeless art students decide to take up residence in an abandoned London House where a hidden terror lurks. (82 mins.)
Director: Daniel Simpson
 
25.
The Devil Inside (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
In Italy, a woman becomes involved in a series of unauthorized exorcisms during her mission to discover what happened to her mother, who allegedly murdered three people during her own exorcism. (83 mins.)
 
26.
What's Your Number? (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A woman looks back at the past nineteen men she's had relationships with in her life and wonders if one of them might be her one true love. (106 mins.)
Director: Mark Mylod
 
27.
My Bloody Valentine (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Tom returns to his hometown on the tenth anniversary of the Valentine's night massacre that claimed the lives of 22 people. Instead of a homecoming, Tom finds himself suspected of committing the murders, and it seems like his old flame is the only one that believes he's innocent. (101 mins.)
Director: Patrick Lussier
 
28.
Setup (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
A group of friends become involved in a potentially deadly diamond heist. (85 mins.)
Director: Mike Gunther
 
29.
Land of Doom (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Earth has been ravaged by a nuclear war, and a feminist warrior is forced to join up with a soldier of fortune in her journey to find a rumored "paradise" as they battle gangs of rampaging bandits. (87 mins.)
Director: Peter Maris
 
30.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Playing around while aboard a cruise ship, the Chipmunks and Chipettes accidentally go overboard and end up marooned in a tropical paradise. They discover their new turf is not as deserted as it seems. (87 mins.)
Director: Mike Mitchell
 
31.
The Task (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A group of reality show contestants must survive the night in a haunted jail. (94 mins.)
Director: Alex Orwell
 
32.
Swamp Thing (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
After a violent incident with a special chemical, a research scientist is turned into a swamp plant monster. (91 mins.)
Director: Wes Craven
“ comic schmuck hero ” - FlashCallahan
 
33.
“ a nasty, disgusting film ” - FlashCallahan
 
34.
The Cell 2 (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
The Cusp is a serial killer who kills his victims and then brings them back to life; over and over again; until they beg to die... (94 mins.)
Director: Tim Iacofano
“ at least it makes the first look good.... ” - FlashCallahan
 
35.
Decoys (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Luke and Roger are just another couple of college guys trying to lose their virginity. But when Luke sees something unusual, he begins to suspect that the girls on campus aren't exactly human. (95 mins.)
Director: Matt Hastings
 
36.
Evil Aliens (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A TV crew, desperate to boost ratings, arrive on a remote Welsh farming island to investigate an intriguing incident. A local girl and her boyfriend had been abducted by aliens, who also impregnated her. (93 mins.)
Director: Jake West
“ don't believe the hype... ” - FlashCallahan
 
37.
The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It (2010 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Follows Andy, who needs to hook up with a hottie, pronto, because he hasn't had sex in... well, forever... (82 mins.)
Director: Craig Moss
“ even the title isn't funny. ” - FlashCallahan
 
38.
Date Movie (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Spoof of romantic comedies which focuses on a man, his crush, his parents, and her father. (83 mins.)
Director: Aaron Seltzer
“ as the poster shows, a big bag of w*nk ” - FlashCallahan
 
39.
Boat Trip (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Two straight men mistakenly end up on a "gays only" cruise. (94 mins.)
Director: Mort Nathan
“ Gooding Jr. the biggest career nosedive in history ” - FlashCallahan
 
40.
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A group of tourists arrive in Burkittsville, Maryland after seeing The Blair Witch Project to explore the mythology and phenomenon, only to come face to face with their own neuroses and possibly the witch herself. (90 mins.)
Director: Joe Berlinger
“ Blatant cash in ” - FlashCallahan
 
41.
Tower Heist (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
When a group of hard-working guys find out they've fallen victim to their wealthy employer's Ponzi scheme, they conspire to rob his high-rise residence. (104 mins.)
Director: Brett Ratner
“ Shows just how talentless the majority of the cast are... ” - FlashCallahan
 
42.
Your Highness (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
When Prince Fabious's bride is kidnapped, he goes on a quest to rescue her... accompanied by his lazy useless brother Thadeous. (102 mins.)
“ Proves McBride cannot carry a movie, he should stick to TV and supporting roles ” - FlashCallahan
 
43.
Apollo 18 (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Decades-old found footage from NASA's abandoned Apollo 18 mission, where two American astronauts were sent on a secret expedition, reveals the reason the U.S. has never returned to the moon. (86 mins.)
“ a found footage movie where nothing happens.. ” - FlashCallahan
 
44.
The Last Airbender (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must master all four elements and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water Tribes and the Earth Kingdom. (103 mins.)
“ living proof of a once good director losing the plot ” - FlashCallahan
 
45.
Sex and the City 2 (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
While wrestling with the pressures of life, love, and work in Manhattan, Carrie, Miranda, and Charlotte join Samantha for a trip to Abu Dhabi (United Arab Emirates), where Samantha's ex is filming a new movie. (146 mins.)
“ A shallow film for shallow people.
unethical and incorrect. ” - FlashCallahan
 
46.
The Fog (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
The inhabitants of Antonio Island, off the coast of Oregon, are about to unveil a statue honoring the four men (Castle... (100 mins.)
“ never remake a Carpenter movie for kids ” - FlashCallahan
 
47.
Eagle Eye (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Jerry and Rachel are two strangers thrown together by a mysterious phone call from a woman they have never met. Threatening their lives and family, she pushes Jerry and Rachel into a series of increasingly dangerous situations, using the technology of everyday life to track and control their every move. (118 mins.)
Director: D.J. Caruso
“ Dire Labore does it again. ” - FlashCallahan
 
48.
Vampires Suck (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom. (82 mins.)
“ titular criticism ” - FlashCallahan
 
49.
Meet the Spartans (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag... (86 mins.)
“ I dare you to disagree ” - FlashCallahan
 
50.
Epic Movie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity (86 mins.)
“ change the word movie to fail ” - FlashCallahan
 
51.
Dead Silence (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A young widower returns to his hometown to search for answers to his wife's murder, which may be linked to the ghost of a murdered ventriloquist. (89 mins.)
Director: James Wan
“ It looked promising, but proves that Saw was a one trick pony for the director in horror ” - FlashCallahan
 
52.
Disaster Movie (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events. (87 mins.)
“ the makers were getting closer with the title ” - FlashCallahan
 
53.
Burke and Hare (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A black comedy about two 19th century grave robbers who find a lucrative business providing cadavers for an Edinburgh medical school. (91 mins.)
Director: John Landis
“ I pray Pegg just did it to fund Paul ” - FlashCallahan
 
54.
Zombie Strippers (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A zombie epidemic spreads throughout a strip club in Nebraska. (94 mins.)
Director: Jay Lee
“ putting a ! in a movie title doesn't make it better ” - FlashCallahan
 
55.
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
When a teenager, Chun-Li witnesses the kidnapping of her father by wealthy crime lord M. Bison. When she grows up, she goes into a quest for vengeance and becomes the famous crime-fighter of the Street Fighter universe. (96 mins.)
“ At least the Van Damme movie was camp and fun. ” - FlashCallahan
 
56.
Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1993 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Thrill-seeking teenagers resurrect a demon from his grave and a bloody rampage for revenge begins. (88 mins.)
Director: Jeff Burr
 
57.
Mike Bassett: England Manager (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
The manager of England's national football unexpectedly succumbs to a heart attack, and suddenly the search is on for a replacement... (89 mins.)
Director: Steve Barron
“ Gives British comedy a bad name ” - FlashCallahan
 
58.
Guy X (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A black comedy set in 1979, about a soldier mistakenly posted to an Arctic military base. (101 mins.)
Director: Saul Metzstein
 
59.
Coffin Rock (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A woman unable to conceive a child with her husband, despite 15 months of trying, makes the drunken mistake of sleeping with a young stranger. The stranger then goes to terrifying lengths to prove his paternity. (92 mins.)
Director: Rupert Glasson
 
60.
The Funhouse (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Four teenage friends spend the night in a carnival funhouse and are stalked by a deformed man in a Frankenstein mask. (96 mins.)
Director: Tobe Hooper
“ no fun ” - FlashCallahan
 
61.
The Detonator (2006 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Sonni Griffith, a top US Secret Agent must protect a witness as he crosses Europe. (96 mins.)
Director: Po Chih Leong
 
62.
The Crazies (1973)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
The military attempts to contain a manmade combat virus that causes death and permanent insanity in those infected, as it overtakes a small Pennsylvania town. (103 mins.)
“ that rare occasion when the remake is better ” - FlashCallahan
 
63.
Man-Thing (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Agents of an oil tycoon vanish while exploring a swamp marked for drilling. The local sheriff investigates and faces a Seminole legend come to life: Man-Thing, a shambling swamp-monster whose touch burns those who feel fear. (97 mins.)
Director: Brett Leonard
 
64.
Dead Cert (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A gang of tough London gangsters get more than they bargained for when a group of businessmen make an offer to buy their club... (92 mins.)
Director: Steven Lawson
“ getting a load of cliched cockney wideboys in one horror does not make for good viewing ” - FlashCallahan
 
65.
Book of Blood (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A paranormal expert discovers a house that is at the intersection of so-called "highways" transporting souls in the afterlife. (100 mins.)
Director: John Harrison
 
66.
The Stranger (2010 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
An FBI agent looks to track down a material witness who is involved in a top-secret investigation. (91 mins.)
Director: Rob Lieberman
 
67.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A radio host is victimized by the cannibal family as a former Texas Marshall hunts them. (101 mins.)
Director: Tobe Hooper
 
68.
Desert Heat (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
In the spring, the full moon shines for the warrior who has lost his way. Coyote is the spirit that leads back to life. If he follows the coyote when the moon is full, the warrior will see the path once more... (95 mins.)
Director: Danny Mulroon
 
69.
Avenging Angelo (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A woman who has just discovered she is the daughter of a murdered Mafia chieftain seeks revenge, with the aide of her father's faithful bodyguard. (97 mins.)
Director: Martyn Burke
 
70.
Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Maximillian is the only survivor from a race of vampires on a Caribbean Island, and as a vampire, he must find a mate to keep the line from ending... (100 mins.)
Director: Wes Craven
 
71.
Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A tale of an inner city drug dealer who turns away from crime to pursue his passion, rap music. (117 mins.)
Director: Jim Sheridan
 
72.
The Chaperone (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
An ex-con on the run from his criminal past hides out from those he ratted on by chaperoning a field trip to New Orleans. (103 mins.)
Director: Stephen Herek
 
73.
Road Trip: Beer Pong (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Three college roommates join a bus full of gorgeous models and travel the country to compete in a National Beer Pong Championship. With an bus load full of attractive lady who knows how much fun they could have. (95 mins.)
Director: Steve Rash
 
74.
The Breed (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A group of five college kids are forced to match wits with unwelcoming residents when they fly to a "deserted" island for a party weekend. (91 mins.)
 
75.
The Foot Fist Way (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
An inept karate instructor struggles with marital troubles and an unhealthy obsession with fellow karate enthusiast Chuck "The Truck" Wallace. (85 mins.)
Director: Jody Hill
 
76.
Cool World (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A comic strip vamp seeks to seduce her cartoonist creator in order to cross over into the real world. (102 mins.)
Director: Ralph Bakshi
 
77.
Hall Pass (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Rick and Fred, two husbands who are having difficulty in their marriages, are given a Hall Pass by their wives: for one week, they can do whatever they want. (105 mins.)
 
78.
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A listless and alienated teenager decides to help his new friend win the class presidency in their small western high school, while he must deal with his bizarre family life back home. (96 mins.)
Director: Jared Hess
“ so over rated, a poor show all around ” - FlashCallahan
 
79.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
As Harry Potter begins his sixth year at Hogwarts, he discovers an old book marked as "the property of the Half-Blood Prince" and begins to learn more about Lord Voldemort's dark past. (153 mins.)
Director: David Yates
“ easily the worst of the franchise, very boring and maundering ” - FlashCallahan
 
80.
The Roommate (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
When college freshman Sara arrives on campus for the first time, she befriends her roommate, Rebecca, unaware that the girl is becoming dangerously obsessed with her. (91 mins.)
 
81.
EuroTrip (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Dumped by his girlfriend, a high school grad decides to embark on an overseas adventure in Europe with his friends. (93 mins.)
Director: Jeff Schaffer
 
82.
Attack the Block (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A teen gang in South London defend their block from an alien invasion. (88 mins.)
Director: Joe Cornish
 
83.
Push (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Two young Americans with special abilities must race to find a girl in Hong Kong before a shadowy government organization called Division does. (111 mins.)
Director: Paul McGuigan
 
84.
Green Zone (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Discovering covert and faulty intelligence causes a U.S. Army officer to go rogue as he hunts for Weapons of Mass Destruction in an unstable region. (115 mins.)
Director: Paul Greengrass
 
85.
Hitch (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
While helping his latest client woo the fine lady of his dreams, a professional "date doctor" finds that his game doesn't quite work on the gossip columnist with whom he's smitten. (118 mins.)
Director: Andy Tennant
 
86.
White Chicks (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Two disgraced FBI agents go way undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses the Wilson Sisters from a kidnapping plot. (109 mins.)
 
87.
Case 39 (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A social worker fights to save a girl from her abusive parents, only to discover that the situation is more dangerous than she ever expected. (109 mins.)
 
88.
An Education (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
A coming-of-age story about a teenage girl in 1960s suburban London, and how her life changes with the arrival of a playboy nearly twice her age. (100 mins.)
Director: Lone Scherfig
 
89.
Eragon (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
In his homeland of Alagaesia, a farm boy happens upon a dragon's egg -- a discovery that leads him on a predestined journey where he realizes he's the one person who can defend his home against an evil king. (104 mins.)
 
90.
Skyline (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Strange lights descend on the city of Los Angeles, drawing people outside like moths to a flame where an extraterrestrial force threatens to swallow the entire human population off the face of the Earth. (97 mins.)
 
91.
Conan the Barbarian (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A vengeful barbarian warrior sets off to avenge his tribe and his parents whom were slain by an evil sorcerer and his warriors when he was a boy. (129 mins.)
Director: John Milius
 
92.
The Invention of Lying (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A comedy set in a world where no one has ever lied, until a writer seizes the opportunity for personal gain. (100 mins.)
 
93.
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A sendup of all the teen movies that have accumulated in the past two decades. (89 mins.)
Director: Joel Gallen
 
94.
The Spirit (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Rookie cop Denny Colt returns from the beyond as The Spirit, a hero whose mission is to fight against the bad forces in Central City. (103 mins.)
Director: Frank Miller
 
95.
The Virgin Suicides (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A group of male friends become obsessed with five mysterious sisters who are sheltered by their strict, religious parents in suburban Detroit in the mid-1970s. (97 mins.)
Director: Sofia Coppola
 
96.
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Upon learning that his father has been kidnapped, Austin Powers must travel to 1975 and defeat the aptly named villain Goldmember - who is working with Dr. Evil. (94 mins.)
Director: Jay Roach
 
97.
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Two potheads wake up after a night of partying and cannot remember where they parked their car. (83 mins.)
Director: Danny Leiner
 
98.
Thelma & Louise (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
An Arkansas waitress and a housewife shoot a rapist and take off in a '66 Thunderbird. (130 mins.)
Director: Ridley Scott
 
99.
Hannibal Rising (2007)
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After the death of his parents during World War II, young Hannibal Lecter moves in with his beautiful aunt and begins plotting revenge on the barbarians responsible for his sister's death. (121 mins.)
Director: Peter Webber
 
100.
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)
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A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son -- two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian. (127 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll