My 50 most hated films of the decade (2000-2009)

Being that I don't watch near as many movies as I used to, there are going to be a lot of crappy films I've not seen. Nowdays, I know Transformers is crap so I just don't spend the time. These are all movies I thought had a chance.
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1.
Tomcats (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Seven years ago, a bunch of friends make a bet that'll give the last remaining bachelor a ton of money... (95 mins.)
Director: Gregory Poirier
 
2.
3000 Miles to Graceland (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A gang of ex-cons rob a casino during Elvis convention week. (125 mins.)
 
3.
Reindeer Games (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
After assuming his dead cellmate's identity to get with his girlfriend, an ex-con finds himself the reluctant participant in a casino heist. (104 mins.)
 
4.
40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
After a brutal break-up, a young man vows to stay celibate during the forty days of Lent, but finds the girl of his dreams and is unable to do anything about it. (96 mins.)
Director: Michael Lehmann
 
5.
London (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
London is a drug laden adventure that centers on a party in a New York loft where a young man is trying to win back his ex-girlfriend. (92 mins.)
Director: Hunter Richards
 
6.
America's Sweethearts (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A movie publicist deals with the messy public split of his movie's co-stars while keeping reporters at bay while a reclusive director holds the film's print hostage. (102 mins.)
Director: Joe Roth
 
7.
Anger Management (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Dave Buznik is a businessman who is wrongly sentenced to an anger-management program, where he meets an aggressive instructor. (106 mins.)
Director: Peter Segal
 
8.
The Longest Yard (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards. (113 mins.)
Director: Peter Segal
 
9.
The Big Bounce (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A small-time con artist and a Hawaiian real estate developer's mischevious, enterprising mistress team up for a potential $200,000 score. (88 mins.)
Director: George Armitage
 
10.
Hollow Man (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Scientists discover how to make people invisible, but their test subject becomes an insane killer who stalks them. (112 mins.)
Director: Paul Verhoeven
 
11.
Paparazzi (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A rising Hollywood actor decides to take personal revenge against a group of four persistent photographers to make them pay for almost causing a personal tragedy involving his wife and son. (84 mins.)
Director: Paul Abascal
 
12.
Evolution (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A fire-fighting cadet, two college professors, and a geeky but sexy government scientist work against an alien organism that has been rapidly evolving since its arrival on Earth inside a meteor. (101 mins.)
Director: Ivan Reitman
 
13.
Ghosts of Mars (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Years in the future, a Martian police unit is sent to pick up a highly dangerous criminal at a remote mining post. Upon arrival, the cops find that the post has become a charnel house. (98 mins.)
Director: John Carpenter
 
14.
Failure to Launch (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A thirty-something, is still living at home until his parents hire an interventionist to help him graduate out of the house. That's when the fun begins. (97 mins.)
Director: Tom Dey
 
15.
The Center of the World (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A couple checks into a suite in Las Vegas. In flashbacks we see that he's a computer whiz on the verge of becoming a dot.com millionaire... (88 mins.)
Director: Wayne Wang
 
16.
Mission to Mars (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
When the first manned mission to Mars meets with a catastrophic and mysterious disaster after reporting a unidentified structure, a rescue mission is launched to investigate the tragedy and bring back any survivors. (114 mins.)
Director: Brian De Palma
 
17.
Shooter (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A marksman living in exile is coaxed back into action after learning of a plot to kill the President. Ultimately double-crossed and framed for the attempt, he goes on the run to find the real killer and the reason he was set up. (124 mins.)
Director: Antoine Fuqua
 
18.
Big Momma's House (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
In order to protect a beautiful woman and her son from a robber, a male FBI agent disguises himself as a large grandmother. (99 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
 
19.
10 Items or Less (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
An actor (Freeman) prepping for an upcoming role meets a quirky grocery clerk (Vega), and the pair hit the road to show one another their respective worlds. (82 mins.)
Director: Brad Silberling
 
20.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
After picking up a traumatized young hitchhiker, five friends find themselves stalked and hunted by a deformed chainsaw-wielding killer and his family of equally psychopathic killers. (98 mins.)
Director: Marcus Nispel
 
21.
Welcome to Collinwood (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
When petty thief Cosimo is given the plan for the perfect heist from a lifer in prison - the kind of job you dream about - he has to get out of jail... (86 mins.)
 
22.
The Wicker Man (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community. (102 mins.)
Director: Neil LaBute
 
23.
Be Cool (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Disenchanted with the movie industry, Chili Palmer tries the music industry, meeting and romancing a widow of a music executive on the way. (118 mins.)
Director: F. Gary Gray
 
24.
15 Minutes (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A homicide detective and a fire marshall must stop a pair of murderers who commit videotaped crimes to become media darlings. (120 mins.)
Director: John Herzfeld
 
25.
Life or Something Like It (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A reporter interviews a psychic, who tells her that she's going to die and her life is meaningless. (103 mins.)
Director: Stephen Herek
 
26.
Van Helsing (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
The notorious monster hunter is sent to Transylvania to stop Count Dracula who is using Dr. Frankenstein's research and a werewolf for some sinister purpose. (131 mins.)
Director: Stephen Sommers
 
27.
2012 (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A frustrated writer struggles to keep his family alive when a series of global catastrophes threatens to annihilate mankind. (158 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
 
28.
Bandits (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Two bank robbers fall in love with the girl they've kidnapped. (123 mins.)
Director: Barry Levinson
 
29.
Secret Window (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A writer is accused for plagiarism by a strange man, who then starts haunting him for "justice." (96 mins.)
Director: David Koepp
 
30.
Murder by Numbers (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Two gifted high school students execute a "perfect" murder - then become engaged in an intellectual contest with a seasoned homicide detective. (115 mins.)
 
31.
Queen of the Damned (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
The vampire Lestat becomes a rock star whose music wakes up the queen of all vampires. (101 mins.)
Director: Michael Rymer
 
32.
School for Scoundrels (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A young guy short on luck, enrolls in a class to build confidence to help win over the girl of his dreams, which becomes complicated when his teacher has the same agenda. (100 mins.)
Director: Todd Phillips
 
33.
Rat Race (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A Las Vegas casino magnate, determined to find a new avenue for wagering, sets up a race for money. (112 mins.)
Director: Jerry Zucker
 
34.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Mere seconds before the Earth is to be demolished by an alien construction crew, journeyman Arthur Dent is swept off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a researcher penning a new edition of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." (109 mins.)
Director: Garth Jennings
 
35.
Mr. Deeds (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A sweet-natured, small-town guy inherits a controlling stake in a media conglomerate and begins to do business his way. (96 mins.)
Director: Steven Brill
 
36.
Proof of Life (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Alice hires a professional negotiator to obtain the release of her engineer husband, who has been kidnapped by anti-government guerrillas in South America. (135 mins.)
Director: Taylor Hackford
 
37.
The Ladykillers (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
An eccentric, if not charming Southern professor and his crew pose as a classical ensemble in order to rob a casino, all under the nose of his unsuspecting but sharp old landlady. (104 mins.)
 
38.
The Rules of Attraction (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
The incredibly spoiled and overprivileged students of Camden College are a backdrop for an unusual love triangle between a drug dealer, a virgin and a bisexual classmate. (110 mins.)
Director: Roger Avary
 
39.
Fantastic Four (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A group of astronauts gain superpowers after a cosmic radiation exposure and must use them to oppose the plans of their enemy, Doctor Victor Von Doom. (106 mins.)
Director: Tim Story
 
40.
The Mummy Returns (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
The mummified body of Imhotep is shipped to a museum in London, where he once again wakes and begins his campaign of rage and terror. (130 mins.)
Director: Stephen Sommers
 
41.
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
After New York City receives a series of attacks from giant flying robots, a reporter teams up with a pilot in search of their origin, as well as the reason for the disappearances of famous scientists around the world. (106 mins.)
Director: Kerry Conran
 
42.
The Beach (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Twenty-something Richard travels to Thailand and finds himself in possession of a strange map. Rumours state that it leads to a solitary beach paradise, a tropical bliss - excited and intrigued, he sets out to find it. (119 mins.)
Director: Danny Boyle
 
43.
The Ring Two (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Six months after the incidents involving the lethal videotape, new clues prove that there is a new evil lurking in the darkness. (110 mins.)
Director: Hideo Nakata
 
44.
The Happening (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A science teacher, his wife, and a young girl struggle to survive a plague that causes those infected to commit suicide. (91 mins.)
 
45.
Bruce Almighty (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A guy who complains about God too often is given almighty powers to teach him how difficult it is to run the world. (101 mins.)
Director: Tom Shadyac
 
46.
Vanilla Sky (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A self-indulgent and vain publishing magnate finds his privileged life upended after a vehicular accident with a resentful lover. (136 mins.)
Director: Cameron Crowe
 
47.
A Knight's Tale (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
After his master dies, a peasant squire, fueled by his desire for food and glory, creates a new identity for himself as a knight. (132 mins.)
Director: Brian Helgeland
 
48.
Blades of Glory (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
In 2002, two rival Olympic ice skaters were stripped of their gold medals and permanently banned from men's single competition. Presently, however, they've found a loophole that will allow them to qualify as a pairs team. (93 mins.)
 
49.
Observe and Report (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Bi-polar mall security guard Ronnie Barnhardt is called into action to stop a flasher from turning shopper's paradise into his personal peep show. But when Barnhardt can't bring the culprit to justice, a surly police detective, is recruited to close the case. (86 mins.)
Director: Jody Hill
 
50.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Famed archaeologist/adventurer Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones is called back into action when he becomes entangled in a Soviet plot to uncover the secret behind mysterious artifacts known as the Crystal Skulls. (122 mins.)