Horrible Movies

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1.
Jack and Jill (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Family guy Jack Sadelstein prepares for the annual event he dreads: the Thanksgiving visit of his twin sister, the needy and passive-aggressive Jill, who then refuses to leave. (91 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
“ Possibly the worst movie ever made ” - climzadrow
 
2.
Fantastic Four (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A group of astronauts gain superpowers after a cosmic radiation exposure and must use them to oppose the plans of their enemy, Doctor Victor Von Doom. (106 mins.)
Director: Tim Story
“ disgrace ” - climzadrow
 
3.
All About Steve (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Convinced that a CCN cameraman is her true love, an eccentric crossword puzzler trails him as he travels all over the country, hoping to convince him that they belong together. (99 mins.)
Director: Phil Traill
“ sandra bullock biggest mistake ” - climzadrow
 
4.
Daddy Day Camp (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Seeking to offer his son the satisfying summer camp experience that eluded him as a child, the operator of a neighborhood daycare center opens his own camp, only to face financial hardship and stiff competition from a rival camp. (89 mins.)
Director: Fred Savage
“ simply unwatchable ” - climzadrow
 
5.
Son of the Mask (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
Tim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be. (94 mins.)
“ disgrace ” - climzadrow
 
6.
Dr. Alien (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Dr. Ackerman, the biology teacher at the local college, meets with an untimely demise when chased by a UFO... (90 mins.)
Director: David DeCoteau
“ what the *beep* ” - climzadrow
 
7.
Cool as Ice (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A rap-oriented remake of "The Wild One", with heavy emphasis on the fact that rap star Vanilla Ice has assumed the Marlon Brando role. (91 mins.)
Director: David Kellogg
“ poor vanilla ice ” - climzadrow
 
8.
Glitter (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A young singer dates a disc jockey who helps her get into the music business, but their relationship become complicated as she ascends to super stardom. (104 mins.)
“ awful ” - climzadrow
 
9.
Twilight (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire. (122 mins.)
“ ahhhhhhhhhh.. ” - climzadrow
 
10.
The Last Song (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A rebellious girl is sent to a Southern beach town for the summer to stay with her father. Through their mutual love of music, the estranged duo learn to reconnect. (107 mins.)
“ miley cyrus... oscar performance ” - climzadrow
 
11.
Surf School (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A rag-tag bunch of seniors, complete outsiders at their surf-crazed Laguna Beach High School, decide to crash the biggest team surf contest... (87 mins.)
Director: Joel Silverman
“ look at the poster ” - climzadrow
 
12.
Gigli (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hit-man with a heart of gold, and a mentally challenged man came to be best friends through a hostage. (121 mins.)
Director: Martin Brest
“ 2 hours of my life !! ” - climzadrow
 
13.
The Last Airbender (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must master all four elements and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water Tribes and the Earth Kingdom. (103 mins.)
“ disgrace ” - climzadrow
 
14.
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
A mad scientist kidnaps and mutilates a trio of tourists in order to reassemble them into a human centipede, created by stitching their mouths to each others' rectums. (92 mins.)
Director: Tom Six
“ *beep* ” - climzadrow
 
15.
The Butterfly Effect 2 (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Nick Larson discovers a supernatural way to alter his life and travel back in time to key moments in his life by looking at photographs. (92 mins.)
“ disgrace ” - climzadrow