The Worst Remakes of all time

These tv and movie remakes are so bad they make me wanna scream.
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1.
Knight Rider (2008 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
KITT (Knight Industries Three Thousand) is an artificially intelligent car that can hack any system... (60 mins.)
“ Thankfully even david hasselhoff hated this version, the mustang maybe a great car, but it has no business being as KITT, This show stinks. ” - afijamesy2k
 
2.
The Smurfs (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world into New York City. (103 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
“ La, La, La, La, La, this film is a piece of junk ” - afijamesy2k
 
3.
Charlie's Angels (2011 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
A cat burglar, a car thief, and a dirty cop get a chance to turn their lives around; fighting crime and working for the mysterious Charlie Townsend. (60 mins.)
“ The Original was no classic, but it was compared to this. ” - afijamesy2k
 
4.
Hawaii Five-0 (2010 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
Steve McGarrett returns home to Oahu, in order to find his father's killer. The governor offers him the chance to run his own task force (Five-0). Steve's team is joined by Chin Ho Kelly, Danny "Danno" Williams, and Kono Kalakaua. (42 mins.)
“ Jack Lord must be rolling in his grave after seeing this so-called hit. ” - afijamesy2k
 
5.
Arthur (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A drunken playboy stands to lose a wealthy inheritance when he falls for a woman his family doesn't like. (110 mins.)
Director: Jason Winer
“ Now I Enjoy Russell brand, but he is no dudley moore ” - afijamesy2k
 
6.
The Honeymooners (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
Working class New York bus driver Ralph Kramden is always coming up with get-rich-quick schemes for him and his best friend, Ed Norton, who's always around to help him get in (and out of) trouble. (90 mins.)
Director: John Schultz
“ Poor Cedric the entertainer can't save this junk which is a disgrace to jackie gleason. ” - afijamesy2k
 
7.
Melrose Place (2009 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A new generation of young professionals living at the infamous Melrose complex deal with obtaining their own personal goals, drives, and desires, both amongst themselves and others. (60 mins.)
“ Why, Why, Why. ” - afijamesy2k
 
8.
Cupid (2009 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
A reworking of Rob Thomas' series "Cupid", which follows the adventures of a modern-day guy who may be a reincarnation of the fabled god of love. (30 mins.)
“ The Original wasn't that great and this one is even worse. ” - afijamesy2k
 
9.
Bionic Woman (2007 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A reimagining of the popular 1970s TV series about a female athlete who is given bionic strength. (60 mins.)
“ Junk ” - afijamesy2k
 
10.
The Jackal (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
An imprisoned IRA fighter is freed to help stop a brutal, seemingly "faceless" assassin from completing his next job. (124 mins.)
“ Not even the cast could save this disaster. ” - afijamesy2k
 
11.
Love Boat: The Next Wave (1998 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Retired Navy commander Jim Kennedy is divorced and has a teenage son. He takes over the famous cruise ship... (60 mins.)
“ The Original was bad enough, this is worse. ” - afijamesy2k
 
12.
The New WKRP in Cincinnati (1991 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
The further misadventures of the struggling radio station. (30 mins.)
Director: Buzz Sapien
“ Looks ridiculous.
although the theme song is good. ” - afijamesy2k
 
13.
Night Stalker (2005 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Kolchak and his partner, Perri, investigate his wife's mysterious murder and end up uncovering something much more disturbing... (60 mins.)
“ This is just terrible, the original was no grand prize, but it was compared to this wreck. ” - afijamesy2k
 
14.
Route 66 (1993 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
In this series reboot, Nick Lewis learns of a bequest from his absentee father Buzz Murdock, a 1961 Corvette... (60 mins.)
Director: Ken Kwapis
“ Very Boring remake. ” - afijamesy2k