Movies I wish I would have never seen

Films actually seen in theaters.
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1.
Malice (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A tale about a happily married couple who would like to have children. Tracy teaches art, Andy's a college dean. Things are never the same after she is taken to hospital and operated upon by Jed, a "know all" doctor. (107 mins.)
Director: Harold Becker
“ This only beacuse I figured out the ending within the first 5 minutes of the film. ” - goldenchld
 
2.
Universal Soldier (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Private Luc Deveraux and his sadistic sergeant, Andrew Scott, got killed in Vietnam. The army uses their bodies for a secret project - reanimating dead soldiers as deadly obedient cyborgs. However, their memories come back too. (102 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
“ Jeff, you're my best friend but I'm throwing you under the bus for this one. ” - goldenchld
 
3.
Mafia! (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Takeoff on the Godfather with the son of a mafia king taking over for his dying father (87 mins.)
Director: Jim Abrahams
“ Robyn said it was going to be good because the trailers were hilarious. ” - goldenchld
 
4.
Life Stinks (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A filthy rich businessman bets a corporate rival that he can live on the streets of L.A. without the comforts of home or money, which proves to be tougher than he thought. (92 mins.)
Director: Mel Brooks
 
5.
Casual Sex? (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
While attending a singles retreat, two female friends-- one promiscuous, the other unlucky with men-- share their philosophies on love, sex, men, and dating in the wake of the 1980s AIDS epidemic. (97 mins.)
 
6.
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A strange black entity from another world bonds with Peter Parker and causes inner turmoil as he contends with new villains, temptations, and revenge. (139 mins.)
Director: Sam Raimi
“ It did answer the question "Whatever happened to Thomas Haden Church?" ” - goldenchld