The Best Worst Movies Ever!

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1.
Troll (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A wicked troll king in search of a mystical ring that will return him to his human form invades a San Francisco apartment complex where a powerful witch lives. (82 mins.)
 
2.
Troll 2 (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them. (95 mins.)
Director: Drake Floyd
“ Oh my Gawwwwd! ” - k-tricker
 
3.
Undefeatable (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Kristi Jones (Cynthia Rothrock) avenges her sister's death at the hands of a crazed martial arts rapist. (90 mins.)
Director: Godfrey Hall
 
4.
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
When two researchers discover a colossal shark's tooth off the Mexican coast their worst fears surface - the most menacing beast to ever rule the waters is still alive and mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses its path. (99 mins.)
Director: David Worth
“ What do say i take you home and eat your pussy? ” - k-tricker
 
5.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents. (81 mins.)
 
6.
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Aliens resurrect dead humans as zombies and vampires to stop humanity from creating the Solaranite (a sort of sun-driven bomb). (79 mins.)
 
7.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Aliens who look like clowns come from outer space and terrorize a small town. (88 mins.)
Director: Stephen Chiodo
 
8.
Breakin' (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A struggling young jazz dancer meets up with two break-dancers. Together they become the sensation of the street crowds. (90 mins.)
Director: Joel Silberg
 
9.
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A developer tries to bulldoze a community recreation center. The local breakdancers try to stop it. (94 mins.)
Director: Sam Firstenberg
 
10.
Garbage Pail Kids (1988 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
 
11.
Cool as Ice (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A rap-oriented remake of "The Wild One", with heavy emphasis on the fact that rap star Vanilla Ice has assumed the Marlon Brando role. (91 mins.)
Director: David Kellogg
“ Drop that zero and get with the hero. ” - k-tricker
 
12.
Starcrash (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
An outlaw smuggler and her alien companion are recruited by the Emperor of the Galaxy to rescue his son and destroy a secret weapon by the evil Count Zarth Arn. (92 mins.)
Director: Lewis Coates
 
13.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
A horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. With the death toll rising, Two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic? (105 mins.)
Director: James Nguyen
 
14.
Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo. (70 mins.)
 
15.
Zardoz (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
In the distant future, a savage trained only to kill finds a way into the community of bored immortals that alone preserves humanity's achievements. (105 mins.)
Director: John Boorman
“ The penis is evil, the penis shoots seeds. ” - k-tricker
 
16.
Dr. Giggles (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A doctor comes to the town where his crazy father was murdered and soon begins murdering people and becoming infatuated with a young teenage girl who has a heart condition. (95 mins.)
Director: Manny Coto
 
17.
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Kung-Fu Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical about the second coming. (85 mins.)
“ Hello Jesus. You don't know us because we've never talked to you before. We are the atheists. ” - k-tricker
 
18.
Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
A megalodon battles with a crocosaurus causing massive destruction. The US Army has to try and destroy the havoc creating monsters. (88 mins.)
 
19.
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea. (88 mins.)
Director: Ace Hannah
 
20.
ThanksKilling (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break. (70 mins.)
Director: Jordan Downey
 
21.
Surf Nazis Must Die (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surf punks in the post-apocalyptic future... (83 mins.)
Director: Peter George
 
22.
Bad Taste (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
The population of a small town disappears and is replaced by aliens that chase human flesh for their intergalactic fast-food chain. (91 mins.)
Director: Peter Jackson
“ Peter Jackson as Derek.
I'm Derek. Dereks don't run. ” - k-tricker
 
23.
Elves (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A young woman discovers that she is the focus of an evil nazi experiment involving selective breeding and summoned elves... (89 mins.)
Director: Jeff Mandel
 
24.
Microwave Massacre (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Fed up of his wife's bad cooking, Donald kills her and turns to cannibalism to satisfy his appetite. (76 mins.)
Director: Wayne Berwick
 
25.
Nine Deaths of the Ninja (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
Two anti-terrorist agents are assigned to free a busload of American schoolchildren in the Philippines who are taken hostage by terrorists. (94 mins.)
Director: Emmett Alston
“ Midget attack squad are go! ” - k-tricker
 
26.
Orgazmo (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Naive young Mormon Joe Young is recruited to act in porn movies. (94 mins.)
Director: Trey Parker
“ Probably the only morman/porno/superhero movie you will ever see. ” - k-tricker
 
27.
Barbarella (1968)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
In the distant future, a highly sexual woman is assigned with finding and stopping the evil Durand-Durand. Along the way, she encounters various unusual people. (98 mins.)
Director: Roger Vadim
“ Duran Duran has Barbarella in this weird piano/organ orgasmic torture thing, it's sucking her clothes off... ...and, um, doing other things. ” - k-tricker
 
28.
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A group of scientists band together to save the world from mutated killer tomatoes. (83 mins.)
Director: John De Bello
 
29.
Xanadu (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
The story of a girl who makes dreams come true. (96 mins.)
 
30.
The Stuff (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A delicious, mysterious goo that oozes from the earth is marketed as the newest dessert sensation, but the tasty treat rots more than teeth when zombie-like snackers who only want to consume more of the strange substance at any cost begin infesting the world. (87 mins.)
Director: Larry Cohen
 
31.
Spaced Invaders (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Dimwitted Martians drop into a little Illinois town on the day that the local radio station happens to rebroadcast Orson Welles 1938 "War Of The Worlds". (100 mins.)
 
32.
Robot Monster (1953)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
The monstrous Ro-Man attempts to annihilate the last family alive on Earth, but finds himself falling for their beautiful daughter. (66 mins.)
Director: Phil Tucker
“ Space gorillas require an atmosphere of at least 78% Nitrogen, 21% Oxygen, and 45% bubbles to survive. ” - k-tricker
 
33.
Master of the Flying Guillotine (1976)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
After his students are killed by the One Armed Boxer, a vengeful and blind Kung Fu expert travels to a village where a martial arts contest is being held and vows to behead every one armed man he comes across. (93 mins.)
Director: Jimmy Wang Yu
“ Being kicked in the testicles only hurts when you cannot see it coming. ” - k-tricker
 
34.
B-Girl (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A story about a female breakdancer overcoming a brutal attack to claim her place in the world of underground hip-hop. (88 mins.)
Director: Emily Dell
“ B-girl, just be. Poetry at it's finest. ” - k-tricker
 
35.
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
The government hires a feminist at the local university to track down the Piranha Women living in the... (90 mins.)
Director: J.D. Athens
 
36.
Black Belt Jones (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A Mafia buy out of Papa Byrd's karate school downtown ends in his death. Byrd's daughter, Sydney, refuses to sell, and wants revenge. Byrd's students call the Black Belt Jones for help. Jones reluctantly teams with Sydney in many battles. (85 mins.)
Director: Robert Clouse
 
37.
Mega Piranha (2010 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
A mutant strain of giant ferocious piranha escape from the Amazon and eat their way toward Florida. (92 mins.)
Director: Eric Forsberg
 
38.
Masters of the Universe (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A prince turned warrior named He-Man battles against the dark lord Skeletor on the planet Eternia. He-Man and his comrades arrive on Earth and discover two teenage lovers to find the magical Cosmic Key. (106 mins.)
Director: Gary Goddard
“ Courteney Cox doesn't look good in a red cowboy hat. ” - k-tricker
 
39.
The Terror of Tiny Town (1938)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
An evil gunslinging midget comes to terrorize the good little people of Tiny Town. The townspeople organize to defeat him, and zany antics ensue (62 mins.)
Director: Sam Newfield
“ Starring Jed Buell's midgets? As in possessive tense. As in he owns them! ” - k-tricker
 
40.
Dolemite (1975)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Dolemite is a pimp who was set up by Willie Greene and the cops, who have planted drugs, stolen furs... (90 mins.)
“ An army of kung fu hookers. ” - k-tricker