Captain Cockblock's List Of Failed Rapingsby schweinehunder | created - 04 Oct 2011 | updated - 9 months ago | Public
This list is to commemorate the many thwarted heroes who failed in the noble art of fornication without consent, and thus instead were greeted with extreme pain if not worse. Rape on, fallen heroes.... Rape On. Scenes from films listed in order of the severity of the cockblocking. NO actual penetration allowed.
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1. Cape Fear (1991)
R | 128 min | Crime, Thriller
A convicted rapist, released from prison after serving a fourteen-year sentence, stalks the family of the lawyer who originally defended him.
Votes: 139,962 | Gross: $79.10M
Vengeful Max Kady tries raping the Boden family women.
Cockblock punishment: Face set on fire, severe beatings and eventual death by drowning.... PWND
2. Ex Drummer (2007)
Not Rated | 100 min | Comedy, Crime, Drama
Three handicapped losers who form a band ask famous writer Dries to be their drummer. He joins the band and starts manipulating them.
Big Dick tries shoving his big dick where it's not wanted
Cockblock punishment: Loss of big dick and subsequent death.
3. Braveheart (1995)
R | 178 min | Biography, Drama, History
When his secret bride is executed for assaulting an English soldier who tried to rape her, Sir William Wallace begins a revolt against King Edward I of England.
Votes: 817,476 | Gross: $75.60M
Wife of William Wallace reminds slimy old english soldier of daugther back home. Naturally rape was the only due course of action.
Cockblock punishment: Scratched, kicked in the face, subsequently slaughtered.... nicht fickt mit Wallace frauen
4. Moonlight (2002)
91 min | Thriller
Claire lives with her wealthy adopted parents in a luxurious and isolated house in the woods. She discovers a wounded and bleeding boy her age in her family's garden shed. The boy is a ... See full summary »
Sinister paedophile tries raping beautiful Laurien Van Den Broeck.
Cockblock punishment: Death resulting from a fatal stab to the neck.
5. King Arthur (2004)
PG-13 | 126 min | Action, Adventure, Drama
A demystified take on the tale of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table.
Votes: 145,078 | Gross: $51.88M
Raping and pilaging barbarian warrior decides to try raping a peasant girl.
Cockblock punishment: Big bad barbarian leader claims she does not meet his standards for rape. Warrior argues, then gets sliced in two.
6. Thelma & Louise (1991)
R | 130 min | Adventure, Crime, Drama
Two best friends set out on an adventure, but it soon turns around to a terrifying escape from being hunted by the police, as these two girls escape for the crimes they committed.
Votes: 111,125 | Gross: $45.36M
Drunken barfly tries raping Geena Davis in parking lot.
Cockblock punishment: Shot in the face.
7. Pale Rider (1985)
R | 115 min | Western
A mysterious preacher protects a humble prospector village from a greedy mining company trying to encroach on their land.
Votes: 43,581 | Gross: $41.41M
Chris Penn & co. try raping sweet, virginal, racially non descript teenager.
Cockblock punishment: Shot in both hands. Poor bastard couldn't even go home and jerk off.
8. Extremities (1986)
R | 89 min | Drama, Thriller
A woman takes revenge on the man who invades her home and tries to rape her.
Votes: 2,737 | Gross: $13.42M
Frustrated family man tries raping beautiful Farrah Fawcette... twice.
Cockblock punishment: Beaten, blinded, sprayed with bug spray, chained. PWND
9. Viridiana (1961)
Not Rated | 90 min | Comedy, Drama
Viridiana, a young nun about to take her final vows, pays a visit to her widowed uncle at the request of her Mother Superior.
Drunken hobo guest tries raping the lady of the house.
Cockblock punishment: Second drunken hobo guest is solicited to kill him, but a good bash to the head did the trick instead.
10. Streets (1990)
R | 85 min | Action, Drama, Thriller
Serious, well-made story of runaways living in Venice, California, under the threat of a psychotic cop who is a serial killer of prostitutes.
Votes: 565 | Gross: $1.51M
Psycho cop tries raping street kid Christina Applegate.
Cockblock punishment: A kick to the nuts will soon become the least of his worries.
11. Ripe (1996)
R | 92 min | Drama, Romance
When their abusive parents are killed in a car crash, twin sisters Rosie and Violet vow to run away to Kentucky in search of a better life. While on the road, the girls meet up with Pete, a... See full summary »
U.S. army soldier tries raping sweet innocent teen girl who stumbles onto their army base.
Cockblock punishment: Royal ass whooping.
12. The Fan (1982)
Unrated | 92 min | Drama, Horror, Music
The hero-worship that Simone has for a pop singer is built to a crescendo until she passes out when she finally sees him up-close in a crowd of fans pushing him for autographs. She is later... See full summary »
Beautiful Désirée Nosbusch learns the drawback of being a hitch-hiker
Cockblock Punishment: Old Fatty is repeatedly squashed with car door.... Ouch.
13. The Common Man (1975)
100 min | Drama
As every summer, Georges Lajoie, his wife Ginette and grown-up son Léon go on holiday to Loulou's campsite. They join old friends, the Schumachers and the Colins. Brigitte Colin, the ... See full summary »
Mr. Lajoie proceeds to rape friend's daughter when she refuses his advances.
Cockblock punishment: Her accidental death leading to a huge scheisse sturm of trouble.
14. Con Air (1997)
R | 115 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
Newly paroled ex-con and former U.S. Ranger Cameron Poe finds himself trapped in a prisoner transport plane when the passengers seize control.
Votes: 241,446 | Gross: $101.12M
Convicted serial rapist is about to rape sexy latino prison guard.
Cockblock punishment: He gets tooooooold...... meh... worthless R rating.
15. Welcome to the Dollhouse (1995)
R | 88 min | Comedy, Drama
An unattractive seventh grader struggles to cope with inattentive parents, snobbish classmates, a smart older brother, an attractive younger sister, and her own insecurities in suburban New Jersey.
Votes: 28,320 | Gross: $4.77M
Punk teen boy tries raping nerdyHeather matarazzo on her way leaving school
Cockblock punishment: He got off easy.
16. The Last Bid (2016)
TV-14 | 120 min | Thriller
Two unsuspecting girls purchase a storage locker from a dangerous man who begins hunting them down in an attempt to rescue the locker, which holds incriminating evidence inside.