Captain Cockblock's List Of Failed Rapings

This list is to commemorate the many thwarted heroes who failed in the noble art of fornication without consent, and thus instead were greeted with extreme pain if not worse. Rape on, fallen heroes.... Rape On. Scenes from films listed in order of the severity of the cockblocking. NO actual penetration allowed.
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1.
Cape Fear (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
A convicted rapist, released from prison after serving a fourteen-year sentence, stalks the family of the lawyer who originally defended him. (128 mins.)
Director: Martin Scorsese
“ Vengeful Max Kady tries raping the Boden family women.

Cockblock punishment: Face set on fire, severe beatings and eventual death by drowning.... PWND ” - schweinehunder
 
2.
Ex Drummer (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Three handicapped losers who form a band ask famous writer Dries to be their drummer. He joins the band and starts manipulating them. (90 mins.)
Director: Koen Mortier
“ Big Dick tries shoving his big dick where it's not wanted

Cockblock punishment: Loss of big dick and subsequent death. ” - schweinehunder
 
3.
Braveheart (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
When his secret bride is executed for assaulting an English soldier who tried to rape her, William Wallace begins a revolt against King Edward I of England. (178 mins.)
Director: Mel Gibson
“ Wife of William Wallace reminds slimy old english soldier of daugther back home. Naturally rape was the only due course of action.

Cockblock punishment: Scratched, kicked in the face, subsequently slaughtered.... nicht fickt mit Wallace frauen ” - schweinehunder
 
4.
Moonlight (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Claire lives with her wealthy adopted parents in a luxurious and isolated house in the woods. She discovers... (91 mins.)
“ Sinister paedophile tries raping beautiful Laurien Van Den Broeck.

Cockblock punishment: Death resulting from a fatal stab to the neck. ” - schweinehunder
 
5.
King Arthur (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A demystified take on the tale of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. (126 mins.)
Director: Antoine Fuqua
“ Raping and pilaging barbarian warrior decides to try raping a peasant girl.

Cockblock punishment: Big bad barbarian leader claims she does not meet his standards for rape. Warrior argues, then gets sliced in two. ” - schweinehunder
 
6.
Thelma & Louise (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
An Arkansas waitress and a housewife shoot a rapist and take off in a '66 Thunderbird. (130 mins.)
Director: Ridley Scott
“ Drunken barfly tries raping Geena Davis in parking lot.

Cockblock punishment: Shot in the face. ” - schweinehunder
 
7.
Pale Rider (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
A mysterious preacher protects a humble prospector village from a greedy mining company trying to encroach on their land. (115 mins.)
Director: Clint Eastwood
“ Chris Penn & co. try raping sweet, virginal, racially non descript teenager.

Cockblock punishment: Shot in both hands. Poor bastard couldn't even go home and jerk off. ” - schweinehunder
 
8.
Extremities (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A woman takes revenge on the man who invades her home and tries to rape her. (89 mins.)
Director: Robert M. Young
“ Frustrated family man tries raping beautiful Farrah Fawcette... twice.

Cockblock punishment: Beaten, blinded, sprayed with bug spray, chained. PWND ” - schweinehunder
 
9.
Viridiana (1961)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
Viridiana, a young nun about to take her final vows, pays a visit to her widowed uncle at the request of her Mother Superior. (90 mins.)
Director: Luis Buñuel
“ Drunken hobo guest tries raping the lady of the house.

Cockblock punishment: Second drunken hobo guest is solicited to kill him, but a good bash to the head did the trick instead. ” - schweinehunder
 
10.
Streets (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Serious, well-made story of runaways living in Venice, California, under the threat of a psychotic cop who is a serial killer of prostitutes. (85 mins.)
Director: Katt Shea
“ Psycho cop tries raping street kid Christina Applegate.

Cockblock punishment: A kick to the nuts will soon become the least of his worries. ” - schweinehunder
 
11.
Ripe (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
When their abusive parents are killed in a car crash, twin sisters Rosie and Violet vow to run away to Kentucky in search of a better life... (92 mins.)
Director: Mo Ogrodnik
“ U.S. army soldier tries raping sweet innocent teen girl who stumbles onto their army base.

Cockblock punishment: Royal ass whooping. ” - schweinehunder
 
12.
Der Fan (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
The hero-worship that Simone has for a pop singer is built to a crescendo until she passes out when... (92 mins.)
Director: Eckhart Schmidt
“ Beautiful Désirée Nosbusch learns the drawback of being a hitch-hiker

Cockblock Punishment: Old Fatty is repeatedly squashed with car door.... Ouch. ” - schweinehunder
 
13.
The Common Man (1975)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
As every summer, Georges Lajoie, his wife Ginette and grown-up son Léon go on holiday to Loulou's campsite... (100 mins.)
Director: Yves Boisset
“ Mr. Lajoie proceeds to rape friend's daughter when she refuses his advances.

Cockblock punishment: Her accidental death leading to a huge scheisse sturm of trouble. ” - schweinehunder
 
14.
Con Air (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Newly paroled ex-con and former U.S. Ranger Cameron Poe finds himself trapped in a prisoner transport plane when the passengers seize control. (115 mins.)
Director: Simon West
“ Convicted serial rapist is about to rape sexy latino prison guard.

Cockblock punishment: He gets tooooooold...... meh... worthless R rating. ” - schweinehunder
 
15.
Welcome to the Dollhouse (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
An unattractive seventh grader struggles to cope with inattentive parents, snobbish classmates, a smart older brother, an attractive younger sister, and her own insecurities in suburban New Jersey. (88 mins.)
Director: Todd Solondz
“ Punk teen boy tries raping nerdyHeather matarazzo on her way leaving school

Cockblock punishment: He got off easy. ” - schweinehunder