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1.
The Story of Us (1999)
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Ben and Katie Jordan are a married couple who go through hard times in fifteen years of marriage. (95 mins.)
Director: Rob Reiner
 
2.
Grease 2 (1982)
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An English student at a 1960's American high school has to prove himself to the leader of a girls' gang whose members can only date greasers. (115 mins.)
Director: Patricia Birch
 
3.
Falling in Love Again (1980)
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Harry and Sue Lewis met in the 40es as teenagers living in the Bronx. He was an aspiring architect, she was the most beautiful girl in school... (103 mins.)
Director: Steven Paul
 
4.
Don Juan DeMarco (1994)
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A psychiatrist must cure a young patient that presents himself as Don Juan, the greatest lover in the world. (97 mins.)
Director: Jeremy Leven
 
5.
Sin City (2005)
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A film that explores the dark and miserable town, Basin City, and tells the story of three different people, all caught up in violent corruption. (124 mins.)
 
6.
Look Who's Talking Too (1990)
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This time, a new baby is on the way, and it's a girl. Wrapped together with the standard conflict between mother and father, Mikey engages in a bit of sibling rivalry with his new sister. (81 mins.)
Director: Amy Heckerling
 
7.
Alex & Emma (2003)
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A writer must turn out a novel in thirty days or face the wrath of loan sharks. (96 mins.)
Director: Rob Reiner
 
8.
Gone with the Wind (1939)
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A manipulative Southern belle carries on a turbulent affair with a blockade runner during the American Civil War. (238 mins.)
Director: Victor Fleming
 
9.
Georgia Rule (2007)
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A troubled young woman is sent to live with her grandmother for the summer, while hiding a secret that could potentially tear her family apart. (113 mins.)
Director: Garry Marshall
 
10.
Ella Enchanted (2004)
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Ella is under a spell to be constantly obedient, a fact she must hide from her new step-family in order to protect the prince of the land, her friend for whom she's falling. (96 mins.)
Director: Tommy O'Haver
 
11.
Saw (2004)
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Two strangers awaken in a room with no recollection of how they got there or why, and soon discover they are pawns in a deadly game perpetrated by a notorious serial killer. (103 mins.)
Director: James Wan
 
12.
Cougar Town (2009 TV Series)
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A recently divorced woman decides to find some excitement in her dating life. (22 mins.)
 
13.
Meet Prince Charming (2002)
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Jonathan 'Jack' Harris is a waiter, who hopes to start a newspaper called The Tribeca Times, after the part of Manhattan where he lives... (94 mins.)
Director: Brett Parker
 
14.
Beauty Shop (2005)
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A determined hairstylist (Queen Latifah) competes with her former boss (Kevin Bacon) after opening her own business in Atlanta. (105 mins.)
Director: Bille Woodruff
 
15.
Scary Movie 4 (2006)
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Cindy finds out the house she lives in is haunted by a little boy and goes on a quest to find out who killed him and why. Also, Alien "Tr-iPods" are invading the world and she has to uncover the secret in order to stop them. (83 mins.)
Director: David Zucker
 
16.
Mamma Mia! (2008)
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The story of a bride-to-be trying to find her real father told using hit songs by the popular '70s group ABBA. (108 mins.)
Director: Phyllida Lloyd
 
17.
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
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A sendup of all the teen movies that have accumulated in the past two decades. (89 mins.)
Director: Joel Gallen
 
18.
The Big Wedding (2013)
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A long-divorced couple fakes being married as their family unites for a wedding. (89 mins.)
Director: Justin Zackham
 
19.
Darling Companion (2012)
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The story of a woman who loves her dog more than her husband. And then her husband loses the dog. (103 mins.)
Director: Lawrence Kasdan
 
20.
Any Given Sunday (1999)
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A behind-the-scenes look at the life-and-death struggles of modern-day gladiators and those who lead them. (162 mins.)
Director: Oliver Stone
 
21.
The Pink Panther 2 (2009)
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Insp. Jacques Clouseau teams up with a squad of International detectives who are just as bumbling as he is. Their mission: Stop a globe-trotting thief who specializes in stealing historical artifacts. (92 mins.)
Director: Harald Zwart
 
22.
D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996)
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The unruly team of hockey misfits grows up a bit and receives scholarships to a prestigious prep school, where they take on the snotty varsity team. (104 mins.)
 
23.
D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)
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Gordon Bombay is forced to withdraw from the minor hockey league with a knee injury. Much to his surprise... (106 mins.)
Director: Sam Weisman
 
24.
What Women Want (2000)
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After an accident, a chauvinistic executive gains the ability to hear what women are really thinking. (127 mins.)
Director: Nancy Meyers
 
25.
Scream 4 (2011)
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Ten years have passed, and Sidney Prescott, who has put herself back together thanks in part to her writing, is visited by the Ghostface Killer. (111 mins.)
Director: Wes Craven
 
26.
Flipper (1996)
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Sandy Ricks is sent by his mom to Coral Key, a rustic island in the Florida keys, to spend the summer with his uncle Porter Ricks... (95 mins.)
Director: Alan Shapiro
 
27.
Angel (1999 TV Series)
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The vampire Angel, cursed with a soul, moves to Los Angeles and aids people with supernatural-related problems while questing for his own redemption. (44 mins.)
 
28.
Stargate SG-1 (1997 TV Series)
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A secret military team, SG-1, is formed to explore the recently discovered Stargates. (44 mins.)
 
29.
JAG (1995 TV Series)
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The cases of Harmon Rabb, former Navy fighter pilot, and his fellow lawyers of the US Navy's Judge Advocate General's office. (60 mins.)
 
30.
Tuck Everlasting (2002)
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A young woman meets and falls in love with a young man who is part of a family of immortals. (90 mins.)
Director: Jay Russell
 
31.
Hannah Montana (2006 TV Series)
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Adventures of a teenage pop star who keeps her identity secret from even her closest friends by using a disguise on stage. (23 mins.)
 
32.
Steel Magnolias (1989)
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A young beautician, newly arrived in a small Louisiana town, finds work at the local salon, where a small group of women share a close bond of friendship and welcome her into the fold. (117 mins.)
Director: Herbert Ross
 
33.
Desperate Housewives (2004 TV Series)
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Secrets and truths unfold through the lives of female friends in one suburban neighborhood, after the mysterious suicide of a neighbor. (45 mins.)
 
34.
Monster-in-Law (2005)
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The love life of Charlotte is reduced to an endless string of disastrous blind dates, until she meets the perfect man, Kevin. Unfortunately, his merciless mother will do anything to destroy their relationship. (101 mins.)
Director: Robert Luketic
 
35.
Nip/Tuck (2003 TV Series)
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The dark and twisted trials of two plastic surgeons. (44 mins.)
 
36.
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
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In the third installment of the Scary Movie franchise, Cindy has to investigate mysterious crop circles and video tapes, and help the President in preventing an alien invasion. (84 mins.)
Director: David Zucker
 
37.
Prancer Returns (2001 Video)
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Preteen brothers from a broken marriage live with their mother, Denise, in a rural town. Ryan, the cheeky elder boy... (91 mins.)
Director: Joshua Butler
 
38.
One Last Dance (2003)
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Three dancers are forced to reconcile their differences. (101 mins.)
Director: Lisa Niemi
 
39.
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights (2004)
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In November 1958, the American teenager Katey Miller moves with her parents and her younger sister to Havana... (86 mins.)
Director: Guy Ferland
 
40.
$#*! My Dad Says (2010 TV Series)
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A middle aged son moves in with his old fashion dad. (30 mins.)
 
41.
Howard Stern on Demand (2005 TV Series)
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42.
Snow Dogs (2002)
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When a Miami dentist inherits a team of sled dogs, he's got to learn the trade or lose his pack to a crusty mountain man. (99 mins.)
Director: Brian Levant
 
43.
The Piano (1993)
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A mute woman along with her young daughter, and her prized piano, are sent to 1850s New Zealand for an arranged marriage to a wealthy landowner, and she's soon lusted after by a local worker on the plantation. (121 mins.)
Director: Jane Campion
 
44.
Angel (2007)
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The rise and fall of a young eccentric British writer, in the early 20th century. (113 mins.)
Director: François Ozon
 
45.
Bicentennial Man (1999)
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An android endeavors to become human as he gradually acquires emotions. (132 mins.)
Director: Chris Columbus
 
46.
Blue Velvet (1986)
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The discovery of a severed human ear found in a field leads a young man on an investigation related to a beautiful, mysterious nightclub singer and a group of psychopathic criminals who have kidnapped her child. (120 mins.)
Director: David Lynch
 
47.
Little Fockers (2010)
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Family-patriarch Jack Byrnes wants to appoint a successor. Does his son-in-law, the male nurse Greg Focker, have what it takes? (98 mins.)
Director: Paul Weitz
 
48.
I Am Sam (2001)
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A mentally handicapped man fights for custody of his 7-year-old daughter, and in the process teaches his cold hearted lawyer the value of love and family. (132 mins.)
Director: Jessie Nelson
 
49.
Dr. T & the Women (2000)
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Dr. Sullivan Travis "Dr. T." is a wealthy Dallas gynecologist for some of the wealthiest women in Texas... (122 mins.)
Director: Robert Altman
 
50.
Man of the Year (2006)
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A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected. (115 mins.)
Director: Barry Levinson
 
51.
Shakespeare in Love (1998)
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A young Shakespeare, out of ideas and short of cash, meets his ideal woman and is inspired to write one of his most famous plays. (123 mins.)
Director: John Madden
 
52.
Jersey Girl (2004)
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After his career is sidelined by an unexpected tragedy and a personal blowup, a single man must take care of his precocious daughter. (102 mins.)
Director: Kevin Smith
 
53.
The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000)
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A down-and-out golfer attempts to recover his game and his life with help from a mystical caddy. (126 mins.)
Director: Robert Redford
 
54.
The Last Seduction (1994)
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A devious sexpot steals her husband's drug money and hides out in a small town where she meets the perfect dupe for her next scheme. (110 mins.)
Director: John Dahl
 
55.
Death to Smoochy (2002)
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Kids show host Rainbow Randolph is fired in disgrace while his replacement, Sheldon Mopes, aka Smoochy the Rhino, finds himself a rising star. Unfortunately for Sheldon, the kid's TV business isn't all child's play. (109 mins.)
Director: Danny DeVito
 
56.
Grey's Anatomy (2005 TV Series)
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A drama centered on the personal and professional lives of five surgical interns and their supervisors. (41 mins.)
 
57.
Are We There Yet? (2010 TV Series)
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Based on the hit film, centers on the blended Kingston-Persons of Seattle facing the challenges of everyday life in a new blended family. (30 mins.)
 
58.
Are We Done Yet? (2007)
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Newlyweds Nick and Suzanne decide to move to the suburbs to provide a better life for their two kids. But their idea of a dream home is disturbed by a contractor with a bizarre approach to business. (92 mins.)
Director: Steve Carr
 
59.
Barbershop (2005 TV Series)
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(30 mins.)
 
60.
Barbershop 2: Back in Business (2004)
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Why not spend another day with the crew at Calvin's shop in the South Side of Chicago? (106 mins.)
 
61.
Big Momma's House 2 (2006)
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An FBI agent reprises his disguise as a corpulent old lady and takes a job as a nanny in a crime suspect's house. (99 mins.)
Director: John Whitesell
 
62.
Soul Food (1997)
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One person can keep a family together and, when that one person is gone, a family can be torn apart. (115 mins.)
 
63.
Guiding Light (1952 TV Series)
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Guiding Light takes place in the fictional Midwestern town of Springfield. In its early years the stories centered on the middle class Bauer family... (60 mins.)
 
64.
American Idol (2002 TV Series)
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Twelve finalists and/or future singers (six men and six women) who were selected from America, compete... (42 mins.)
 
65.
The Grudge (2004)
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An American nurse living and working in Tokyo is exposed to a mysterious supernatural curse, one that locks a person in a powerful rage before claiming their life and spreading to another victim. (91 mins.)
Director: Takashi Shimizu
 
66.
Mr. Jones (1993)
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The story about the relationship between a manic depressive man, Mr Jones, and the female doctor who... (114 mins.)
Director: Mike Figgis
 
67.
Swing Vote (2008)
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In a remarkable turn-of-events, the result of the presidential election comes down to one man's vote. (120 mins.)
 
68.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)
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The world famous singing pre-teen chipmunk trio return to contend with the pressures of school, celebrity, and a rival female music group known as The Chipettes. (88 mins.)
Director: Betty Thomas
 
69.
Robot Chicken (2005 TV Series)
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From creators Seth Green and Matthew Senreich, 'Robot Chicken' is stop-motion animation with a demented twist. (11 mins.)
 
70.
Titanic (1997)
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A seventeen-year-old aristocrat falls in love with a kind but poor artist aboard the luxurious, ill-fated R.M.S. Titanic. (194 mins.)
Director: James Cameron
 
71.
Must Love Dogs (2005)
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A forty-something preschool teacher looks to the personals for a change of pace and a relationship, with hilarious results. (98 mins.)
 
72.
8 Mile (2002)
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A young rapper, struggling with every aspect of his life, wants to make it big but his friends and foes make this odyssey of rap harder than it may seem. (110 mins.)
Director: Curtis Hanson