worst stephen king adaptations

not that there are many good ones to choose from
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1.
Rose Red (2002 Mini-Series)
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A group of people with psychic powers are invited to spend the night in a haunted house. (254 mins.)
“ 4 hours of chew-your-face-off mind warping boredom,random things happen and then more things happen and none of the things happening are good. ” - patvoid
 
2.
The Tommyknockers (1993 TV Series)
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A buried UFO slowly turns local inhabitants into gizmo-building alien mutants. (181 mins.)
Director: John Power
“ late last night and the night before...

i wasted 3 hours of my life on this piece of crap ” - patvoid
 
3.
The Dark Half (1993)
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A writer's fictional alter ego wants to take over his life...at any price. (122 mins.)
“ the sparrows are flying again....yes thats right...sparrows...frighting stuff right there. ” - patvoid
 
4.
Silver Bullet (1985)
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A werewolf terrorizes a small city where lives the paralytic Marty Coslaw, his uncle, and his sister, the story's narrator. (95 mins.)
Director: Daniel Attias
“ no jokes needed..its just rotten. ” - patvoid
 
5.
Sometimes They Come Back (1991 TV Movie)
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A man and his family return to his hometown, where he is then harassed by teenagers that died when he was a kid. (97 mins.)
Director: Tom McLoughlin
“ its not about boomerangs..sadly. ” - patvoid
 
6.
The Stand (1994 Mini-Series)
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After a deadly plague kills most of the world's population, the remaining survivors split into two groups - one led by a benevolent elder and the other by a maleficent being - to face each other in a final battle between good and evil. (361 mins.)
“ while not being the endurance test that the novel is,reaching the end of this awake is a true test of character ” - patvoid
 
7.
Kingdom Hospital (2004 TV Series)
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Stephen King's take on the masterpiece series by Lars von Trier. The story takes place in a hospital in Lewiston, Maine, built on the site of a Civil War-era mill fire in which many children died. (608 mins.)
“ you really have to feel for king fans,not even farmers have to go through this much crap. ” - patvoid
 
8.
The Shining (1997 Mini-Series)
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A recovering alcoholic must wrestle with demons within and without when he and his family move into a haunted hotel as caretakers. (273 mins.)
“ cos that kubrick guy,he just didnt know what the hell he was doin. ” - patvoid
 
9.
Thinner (1996)
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An obese attorney is cursed by a gypsy to rapidly and uncontrollably lose weight. (93 mins.)
Director: Tom Holland
“ fat guy gets thinner and aint at all happy about it...only in america. ” - patvoid
 
10.
It (1990 Mini-Series)
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In 1960, seven pre-teen outcasts fight an evil demon who poses as a child-killing clown. Thirty years later, they reunite to stop the demon once and for all when it returns to their hometown. (192 mins.)
“ tim currys pennywise is awsome,so the best thing to do would be to only give him around 15 minutes screentime and fill the rest of the time with really awful performances from some pretty bad actors..good thinking eh? ” - patvoid